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Joined 02-15-02, id: 170464, Profile Updated: 01-27-08

I once had stories on here years go, but, alas, they were horrible!

I love reading, and would not mind beta-reading your work. :D

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Sev's Diary by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
Oh my... you have stumbled across Snapes diary... can you REALLY resist a peek? 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon. If we get enough support we will be working on a new album, music videos (and more fanfiction!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Old School by la-chevreuille reviews
DeathEaters-in-training v.Marauders, romance, dying History profs, vampiric ghosts and much more - 'Old School' Hogwarts. SORRY! The title story has since been discontinued, but as a lovely parting gift I have added a prequelesque chapter of pure PWP smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Lucius M., Sirius B. - Complete
Seven Lessons With Sirius Black by freudian fuckup reviews
Over the years, Sirius Black has been the everpresent devil on Remus Lupin's shoulder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Three is NOT a Crowd by albe-chan reviews
Sirius looked up...Then he rounded the doorway to meet Remus at the door, and found him connected rather fervently at the mouth with...Bill Weasley. THREESOME. SLASH. ONESHOT. BASICALLY AN EXCUSE TO WRITE SMUT. For Decimare. RL.SB.BW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Seeing Stars by albe-chan reviews
Sirius Black had always considered Andromeda his favourite cousin... An excuse to write SMUT. MATURE. RATED M FOR A REASON. BLACKCEST. SLIGHT BDSM. SiriusAndromeda. ONESHOT. Cheers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
Redemption by Gwenn reviews
Another new DADA professor, this one with a familiar story and a desperate need.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,060 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Severus S.
The Way by LLPotter reviews
MWPP era to the end of their lives. Remus likes Sirius. Sirius likes Remus. Will they get together? And if they do will people be able to accept it? Follows their lives from when they get together to their deaths. Slash. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,871 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Seeing Grey by Iggie reviews
{Updated} At the battered age of thirteen, Remus Lupin is accepted to Hogwarts with the arrival of a new Headmaster. Surviving lycanthropy, the Underground werewolf community, the Marauders, and the arrival of the Dark, Remus is in for one rough fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 350,144 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 5/19/2002 - Remus L.
Truth or Dare by Spunkz the wacked out Spaz reviews
Christmas. Those who stayed over are bored pee-less. So a rather exciting game of Truth or Dare starts, and envolves a certain Severus Snape nearly choking to death...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,910 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 7/15/2002
Requiems by JadeWerewolf reviews
"The first one was a white rose. It was for James. The second was a pink rose. It was for Lily. And the third rose was as red as blood and was for his love."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Remus L.
My Big Fat Gay Wedding by Hogwarts Dropout reviews
Sev & Harry were asking for trouble when they told everyone about their relationship at the same time they announced their wedding, a week before the event! Drunk bridesmaids, plotting godfathers, and Professor Trelawney -final chapter added!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sorting Hat Capers by BritaChica reviews
A collection of what could have happened when different people put on the sorting hat. Chapter Thirty-Four up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,629 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 1/10/2002
An Excerpt from the Diary of Hermione Anne Granger by LadyBrannon reviews
~Complete~ Hermione shares her seduction of Snape through her journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,403 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Wedding Night by Devilzzz reviews
At Draco Malfoy's trashing bachelor party, he gets drunk and ravishes a mysterious red-haired woman. Now he must find her after his marriage with one consequence: love. This story is completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Annoying Snape: The Diary of Merriweather Hapshat by Lauren Snape reviews
Having procured an extensive list of ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master, one industrious student starts a quest to cover them all in her 4th year at Hogwarts. A humorous journey following the escapades of one Merriweather Hapshat. OUTDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
Here's To You and Here's To Me by Kari n Bastilik reviews
Severus Snape contemplates his loyalty on the final days that matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Severus S., Voldemort
Alligatorem Cognoscere by Mykerinos reviews
Severus Snape is a spy because he isn't attached to anyone. But what if he looses all the things he did have? Chapter 4 is finally up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Severus S.
Reap the Bitter Fruit by Patchfire reviews
***Chapter 11 is finally here!!!***Dark fic with references to assault, rape, slash, eventually cutting and other dark topics. Harry's not the same when he returns for his fifth year...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/8/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Things I Hate About Snape by Liberty Ford reviews
This Poem is taken from the excellent film 10 Things I Hate About You... I've just changed it a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2002 - Severus S.
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/16/2000