Once Upon a Time in Lesbos
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Joined 03-16-14, id: 5594232, Profile Updated: 03-16-14

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Favourite Pairings:

SwanQueen (Once Upon a Time)
Rizzles (Rizzoli and Isles)
Flaire or Flight (Final Fantasy XIII)
Jori/Cade (Victorious)
Bellice (Twilight Saga)

Favourite Movies:

White Oleander
Resident Evil
Underworld
Unthinkable
Pitch Perfect
Breaking the Girls

Favourite Series:

2 Broke Girls
House
Grey's Anatomy
The Fosters
Victorious
Once Upon a Time

Favourite People:

Pink (Alicia Moore)
Emilie Autumn
Skarlett Saramore
Gregory House
Kat Dennings


Get to Know Me...

1. FIRST NAME: Bree.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Crank, a novel by Ellen Hopkins (Crank).

3. SIBLING NAMES: Only child *YAY*.

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Me? Cry? Pffft, I'm stone cold, I don't cry (total lie, but I got to keep up appearances, right?).

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? I like what I use them for *wink* *wink*.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Does Tuna count?

7. KIDS? Yes, 5, but they are all imaginary.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I would, but then again, I'm a total masochist.

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Kind of.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Me? Never!

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Weeeeell, I have them... In a jar... On my bookshelf.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Why not? I mean I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I might as well exit the same way.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Otees, but with yoghurt, not milk.

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? What is this shoelaces you speak of?

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Bitch please, I can barely open a door.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla, because some things are just better plain.

17. SHOE SIZE? Ask my mom, she still buys my shoes.

18. RED OR PINK? Red, but only if it's the blood of a virgin.

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My boobs, lol, just kidding, no lesbian can dislike boobs!

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My Unicorn.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE? Meh, why not.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Uhm... I'm naked.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Stole my cousin's chip...

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The voices in my head.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Purple!

26. FAVORITE SMELL? My unicorn's fart.

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My stalker... We had phone sex.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Tits and Fanny!!!!

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yup! Best bitch ever -- Bloody Queen Mary --

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Vodka.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Hockey and Tennis.

32. EYE COLOR? Hazel.

33. HAT SIZE? Do you mean condom sizes?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, I'm all natural baby!

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Candy floss.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Bring Mama some Horror!

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED IN THE CINEMA? Identity Thief, but that's only because I had coupons!

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My push up bra.

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs while kissing.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? My hips will tell you cheesecake! And they don't lie.

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Take me to Wonderland by likethephoenixfromtheashes reviews
Well, I don't want to reveal anything here...so, if you feel up for something a little bit different...you are very welcome to take a look :) Oh yeah, right...it's a SQ story ;)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 191,062 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Jefferson/Mad Hatter
One Last Time by Aigerim Lehane reviews
She whispers how much she missed me. How much she loves me. How sorry she is. I want to believe every single one. I pretend I do. (Jade/Tori 3 years after graduation)
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Tori V., Jade W.]
College Girl by capitudascamelias reviews
Emma Swan is a college student who sees herself trapped at Regina Mills' class. The professor is known as Evil Queen since the first time she failed a whole class without mercy. Eventually a SwanQueen story.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,187 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Distorted Shadows by MythicalRift reviews
Bella has been seeing things that she cant really explain. She has decided to move back to forks in hopes that the creatures that have been appearing would leave her alone. Her plan backfires when she finds out that the Cullen's are a family of vampires. Now she has to find a way to face her fears not only of the creatures, but of the Cullen's as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,113 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/7/2012 - [Alice, Bella]
Is that so, Miss Swan? by Deeply Regal reviews
College student, Emma Swan, is confronted by her favorite professor and secret heart-throb, Dr. Regina Mills. What happens when Emma is forced to reveal her secrets? We shall see. AU. Slightly OOC at times. No magic. SwanQueen. Rated M for serious language and eventual sexy times between our two favorite ladies.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,808 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
White Noise Dreams by CaloftheWild reviews
Bella Swan made the decision of turning to drugs after her fathers death, her boyfriend Nate indulging, encouraging, and supporting the terrible habit. She then meets Alice Cullen, an inhumanly beautiful pixie of a girl with golden eyes who only seems to want to help her fix the life she's slowly destroying. Will Alice be able to help before it's too late? Warning for drug use
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Bella, Alice] OC
Rewriting Our Story by letloveguideyou reviews
Emma and Regina were best friends in college. Their friendship ends suddenly l leaving Regina devastated. Regina realizes she had feelings for Emma. After three years, Regina comes to Storybrooke for grad school. She has moved on and has new friends. But what would be her surprise when she bumps into Emma after all this time? SwanQueen AU/OC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,090 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
The Story of It All by Sage1982 reviews
Single-girl anxieties cause Emma Swan to ask her ask college professor Regina Mills to be her date for the weekend. Her plan, attempting to fool everyone in Storybrooke that have been dating for a while, proves to be her undoing. This is a different take on how Emma and Regina met and came to Storybrooke.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,432 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Flu Love's Kiss by sea-ess-eye reviews
Magic returns to Storybrooke bringing back magical illnesses as well. 'Love Flu' is going around and it's catching. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,941 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Jadism by demondreaming reviews
I can feel the adrenaline racing through my veins, and what this started out as... it's changed, because I wouldn't choose to be this rough if Cat didn't like it so much. Rated M for smut and sadism. Cade.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,638 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete