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Joined 08-21-10, id: 2506319, Profile Updated: 09-03-11

Exactly what it says on the label. :)

Writing is just one of the forms of therapy I indulge in, and I figure if I had so much fun writing a story, maybe others would get a kick out of what I've done as well!

I have no interest in writing professionally, but I'm all for personal improvement.

Please don't fear me criticizing anybody's review! Even if it's just a smiley face or an "update soon!". I'm not picky, honest! Just if you're telling me how much I suck, please explain in a bit of detail so I can improve.

Other warning labels:

1. I am a hopeless romantic

2. I am a wholehearted supporter of May/December 'ships. Age gaps give you the heebies? You may not want to read my stuff.

3. My realities have fantasy frosting. Writing is my escape from Real Life, thank you very much.

4. My health is poor (Traumatic Brain Injury survivor), so if you e-mail me it may take a little bit to respond. I deal with correspondence on my good days. I'm not snubbing you, I promise!

If I haven't scared you off by now, read on oh brave one!

My Promise to My Readers: I solemnly swear I will never, personally, pull or take down any stories I post here. They will be here until fanfiction dot net decides to turn up its toes to the daisies. I know the heartache of falling in love with a story, only to see it yanked and made unavailable for any future fans. Please do not worry that I will do the same. The Real Publishing World holds no interest for me, so there will not be any conflicts. This is my promise to you all.

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Not Only a Granger by FerPotter reviews
PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 253,672 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Flotsam by did-you-reboot reviews
When a research study goes awry, Hermione finds herself washed up on a tropical beach and rescued by the very last person she expected to save her. Post Deathly Hallows, but AU-ified a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,806 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vanas Opportunis by Dena Gray reviews
Snape gets a certain kind of deviant itch every once in a while, and uses an illegal potion on seventh year girls to relieve it...until that seventh year girl is Hermione. lil'OOC, alot A/U, Graphic and Immoral.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,556 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Polyandry and Other Problems by refya reviews
A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,089 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3268 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5341 - Favs: 5,917 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Amongst the Living by Quiet2885 reviews
Vignettes that follow "When All is Lost." Now that the battle is over, lives must slowly be reclaimed. Complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,215 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3927 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 5988 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Patrimony by Theolyn reviews
My answer to the surrogate challenge. Hermione is a successful witch. She knows who she is, and she knows what she wants. And what she wants is a child fathered by Severus Snape. Rated M for later chapters. Non DH/HBP compliant. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,935 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5358 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Matchmaker by MastersofNight reviews
A touch of Leroux, a hint of Kay. Nadir convinces Erik to use the services of a matchmaker, meeting a widow who enjoys Opera and turning upside down the life of an Opera Ghost. EOW.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 146,989 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Bring it on Hogwarts by Mother of Tears reviews
As a punishment for rude, antisocial behavior, Dumbledore assigns Professor Snape as the Faculty Advisor to the new Hogwarts Cheerleading Team. Poor old Sev will never be the same again!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,784 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Phantoms of the Past by stefanie bean reviews
Erik is dead, and Christine returns to bury him, but past secrets don't stay that way. (R/C, past E/C, Leroux-based)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 10/19/2005 - [Christine, Raoul] Erik, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Rosy Hours by wzlwmn reviews
Lerouxesque Erik despairs after Christine leaves with Raoul. Four months later she turns up on his doorstep! Loveable characters and much humor. You may just love this loooooong story, which spans about 24 years. I hope you enjoy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 115 - Words: 196,877 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Fraternité by Gondolier reviews
Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,539 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 421 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
As the Falcon Hath Her Bells: Taking Flight by HyacinthMacaw reviews
Potions, sarcastic familiars, spies, lessons, and redemption. Snape's forced to a new direction fighting Voldemort, and Hermione's discovering a Gryffindor's courage. 7th year, eventual SSHG Book 1 of 2
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,598 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/10/2003 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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