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Joined 10-13-09, id: 2114001, Profile Updated: 11-26-09

Well so, this is me :) my name is Irena, i am 12 years old,and i live in Denmark! Demark is a country in Scandinavia, if you don't know :) Let's get one thing cleared:

I AM A FREAKINF FURUBA-ADDICT!!

Actually, i'm so addicted to furuba, that yesterday i was reading LOVE HINA, and the first thing that popped up in my head was "OHMYGOD!! Naru watch out, Keitaro's gonna transform!! O.O" and then my head realized i was Reading LOVE HINA...i slapped myself, mumbling "You're a freaking furuba-addict..."haha XD Does anyone know the series "Xena the warrior princess" ?? Because that's my all-time favorite TV-series!! XD You know, Xena is just SOOO cool, Gabrielle is a heroine even though she doesn't realize it herself...:) and Joxer is just plan funny with his dumbness!! (is that a word? T_T)

My favorite authors:

ChipsAhoyPup

CharlieBrownLover

Geoduck

Yeah, they're just so funny!! XD

songs that always make me cry(at least Almost make me cry) are: James Blunt- Carry you Home...That song just makes my eyes really blank with tears. It's so touching. I always imagine that somebody is dying, and people are crying and stuff like that :') and: Celina Ree- Se Dig Selv I Mig (You probably don't know this song, because it's danish, but the english title would be "See Yourself in Me") It's sooo good! Here's the text translated to english: Don't ask why i bothered to do that, but i just really wanted to! XD

I'm running in the dark, blinded by the light that is burning me, I feel myself strugling, and i see that i am weak, hold me, feel me, look at me...

//CHORUS//

look at me, before i disappear, before life takes the life out of me, hold onto me, before i disappear, down my own dark road... see yourself in me...

My heart is pierced, tatooed tears are falling now, from eyes that are fading, just before they close... 'cause i give up, i raise my voice, give me...

//CHORUS//

give me time to disappear, when life takes the life out of you, hold onto me, before i disappear, down my own dark road...

//BRIDGE//

even though it's hard to understand, i can be weak, can i get myself back inside in time?

stay with me, before i disappear, before life takes the life out of me...

//CHORUS//

look at me, before i disappear, when life takes the life out of me, hold onto me, before i disappear, down my own dark road...

see yourself in me.

OKAY! I know it's kinda wierd i translate a song for no special reason, but, i did. deal with it! XD

If someone took over all computers, I'd be the first one to know. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're addicted to the computer.

Copy and paste quotes that I copy and pasted from people's profiles:

If you admit that you are weird, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are apart of the dark side just to get cookies, copy and paste this into your profile

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Yaaay Kitty!

This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination.
Soon you will all be living under KITTYS Rules!! MUHAHAHA XD

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile., and write your name, ScoobyxAlone, Kaytii, ChipsAhoyPup, XD-DisturbedCaptainMelon-XD.

this is really funny!


what color socks are you wearing?

red=loud

green=stupid

nfreaky

fuzzy=gorgeous

yellow=innocent

purple= a little to happy

black=emo

stripes= funny

gray= skanky

pink = preppy

light blue= sweaty

what kind of pants are you wearing?

shorts= cutie

skirt/skort = skank

corduroy=faggot homosexual

tight jeans =scene kid

ripped jeans = emo

cammo = cage fighter

jeans = prep

pajamas = pimp

cargo = clown

sweats = athlete

boxers = brat

booty shorts=female (underneath)

capris = gangster

nothing = hoe

dickies=wierdo

bikini bottoms= tiki girl

other= sex addict

what is your natural hair color?

auburn= everyone wants to make out with

blwith a broken heart

black=with a sexy smile

dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

red= that likes to have fun

light brown=who loves to be different

dirty blwith a nice ass

bald=with herpes

pick the month you were born on...

1 = who ate

2=who needed

3=who killed

4=who shot

5=who smoked with

6=who killed

7=who banged

8=who ran shirtless with

9=who got stabbed horribly by

10=who cuddled with

11=who slept with

12=who ran naked with

pick the day you were born..

1= the kool-aid

2=a dog

3=a bag of weed

4=a toothbrush

5=santa claus

6=the trojan man

7=barny the dinosaur

8= a prostitute

9=a porn star

10= a shoe

11=my lover

12=a glass of milk

13=a horse

14=a lesbian

15=a jew

16=a pickle

17=a homo

18=an orange

19=a stripper

20=my mom

21= a homeless guy

22=a whore

23=my crush

24=an easter egg

25=a jar of honey

26=a condum

27= a bowl of cereal

28=a french fry

29=your dealer

30=paris hilton

31your grandma

pick the color of the shirt you are wearing...

white= because i love marijuana

black=because im sexy as hell

pink=because the little people told me to

blue=because ihave AMAZING boobs

red=because im a pimp and your jealous

polks-dots=because i hate my life

purple=because im gay

gray=because i got dared

other= because thats how i roll

green=because im good in bed

orange=because i smoke crack

turqoise=because i have a noodle in my nose

brown=because i had to

shirtless=because i got abs

MY RESULT: im a: freaky hoe with a nice ass who got stabbed horribly by a lesbian... XD You can send me a message with your result... If you want to :)

HATSUHARU IS LIKE MY FAVORITE ANIME/MANGA GUY EEEEEVAH! XD Yay, go haru!!

So, this is my profile ;D SEE YA ALL, FOLKS!! XD