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Joined 03-03-13, id: 4578571, Profile Updated: 03-04-13

Hello! Welcome to my page. I don't post all that often, or very quickly. I read loads of Johnlock and not much else at the moment, but I'm branching out. Your stay on my page will be quite short, but I hope it is a pleasant enough experience!

"Three can keep a secret if two are dead" Benjamin Franklin

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back" Proverb

"The monuments of wit survive the monuments of power" Sir Francis Bacon

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Shepherds and Brothers by EXY.Uli reviews
A quiet night camped in a church will lead Castiel to realize something about his angelic family and lead Dean to realize something about his angel. "Hey look at that one. Who's he? I think it's my favourite." "That one is me." Destiel. One shot. Post Season 8
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Home by LauranTheBiscotti reviews
John has found John's plans for his apparent suicide, and now plans to leave the country as well. Sad but VERY much Johnlock ! FINISHED
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Data, data, data by GarrettJacobHobnobs reviews
John spends an evening with Sherlock and things take an unexpected turn. Teen!Johnlock, fluff. Just a one shot I wrote a while ago.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Know What Hand Holding Means by jerkharkness reviews
Sherlock knows more about certain romantic gestures than John thinks. When John and Sherlock walk down to the grocer's, Sherlock takes it upon himself to explain to John, in his own way, how he feels. After a lonely walk in the rain for both men, all their mutual feelings come out. Johnlock, fluffy, angsty. Rated T. I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Gossip of Strangers by BenAddiction reviews
It's amazing what you can hear when you are on a bus! This is a Johnlock story (non-graphic), if you don't like this then PLEASE DO NOT READ. I have picked John & Sherlock as the characters as this is what the story is about though it does contain one other character from the show as well as a couple of OC's. Please review and please be kind :) Rated T for safety. Final chapter up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In sickness and in health by silentphill reviews
The world's only Consulting Detective is approached by a phenomenon completely new to him-a cold- and John Watson, doctor and PA, must nurse him back to health. However, with Sherlock being as stubborn as a five-year old, it turns out to be harder than expected! On top of it all; John makes a choice he might regret. One-shot. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Awakening by chocolamousse reviews
In which not a word is uttered but many things are said. It's "Nightwatch"'s sequel but you can read it as a stand-alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scarf Man by NinjaninaIII reviews
Sherlock is Sherlock and John is a bookshop employee. Who even needs wikipedia anymore? Previously named: "A bookshop AU".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tightrope by Handful of Silence reviews
Anthea and Irene will never love each other. In another life maybe this could have been something other, something better, something brighter. They'll never know for sure. Anthea/Irene.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Anthea, Irene A. - Complete
Genius, a Sherlock Fanfic by DearSherlock reviews
My gift for the September 2012 Johnlock gift exchange through johnlockchallenges on Tumblr, for the following prompt "John is actually a genius, possibly more so than Sherlock? But he pretends he's not because of previous bad experiences revealing that fact. And he's pretended so long he's almost convinced himself he isn't a genius. But then, he slips up. How does Sherlock react?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chemistry for Two by KeiraRizu reviews
Castiel is many things- quiet, smart, shy, and inanely in love with Dean Winchester. What Castiel isn't is stupid. So why in God's name did he ever agree to tutor Dean in chemistry? /HIGH SCHOOL A/U/
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Oh, Featherboy by reflecting reviews
"Dean was seventeen and had a leather jacket and all the girls giggled about him. It wasn't like Castiel had a chance, even if he hadn't been so close to Sammy – who wanted to go by Sam now – and practically grew up under Dean's roof." An AU in which Dean is being motherly and Castiel just wants him to kiss him. Sam just wants his two favorite people to get on with it, already.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
The Reluctant Contestant by StArCAtcheR17 reviews
AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Red Bull by evilexboyfriend reviews
Red Bull gives you wings. Cas has got himself into a bit of a sticky situation and Dean can't seem to take it seriously. PURE CRACK and shamelessly fluffy Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
One in Eight Million by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sherlock had on his 'I am going to ask you extremely personal questions' face, so John put a bookmark between his current pages and placed the novel on the arm of his chair. He settled back. These interrogations were never short and rarely were they comfortable. Johnlock, oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
skyscrapers by hummelberries reviews
Dean had never had a reason to go to the district library, but after his first trip, he has a reason to go back. high school au
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 200 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Too Much by storyofeden reviews
Castiel is a lonely college student with plenty of problems. Professor Dean Winchester always takes an interest in his students, but Castiel is...different.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Sherlock by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Anthea by Handful of Silence reviews
Out of all of the persona's she wears, Anthea is probably her favourite. Written for the Tumblr Johnlock Party Team Green
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Anthea - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
the happy announcement by jokeperalta reviews
"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Pubgoers Revised by CKerased reviews
Sherlock is educating John in how to analyze people and their motives at a local pub. One regretted question on John's part may lead Sherlock to figure out a bit of information that the doctor had intended to keep to himself. John/Sherlock. Preslash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Fever Of The Bone by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pardon my French by Archea reviews
Sherlock's closet Jekyll surfaces when he's had a drink, making him tenderly garrulous with John. It's all fine - or would be if Sherlock's subconscious let him speak English on these occasions. S/J slash, part of my Language Kink Series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Distraction by CKerased reviews
Sherlock is not happy; he is missing a huge piece of the puzzle of his current case, and it is not going over well at 221B Baker Street. John tries to distract Sherlock with a movie in order to get some peace for one night. Sherlock/John. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nicotine by Sidney Sussex reviews
Lestrade and Sherlock quit smoking. Sherlock handles it better than Lestrade. Pre-John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Surface Tension by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
He tears through London like a madman and a thief, stealing bits and pieces from passers-by just because he can, walking into heavy traffic and emerging unscathed, trying to outrun his own shadow and sometimes succeeding.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Empty Houses by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
"What's on here is a body, and that body can be useful to me. If it's difficult for you to see, then in the future you can wait outside."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On Subtlety by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Hear Me Now by Muffy the Dough Slayer reviews
AU. Castiel was quiet, shy, and by himself a lot. Then he joined the Drama Club at his new school and met enthusiastic Dean Winchester...ah, life in the Drama Club will never be the same, and neither will Castiel. Dean/Cas slash. COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,243 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
How to Entertain your Cellmate by InsaneMelon reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Friday Night, Or: How Not To Hunt For Suspects by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Being Selfish by Emmylou reviews
The explosion causes John to forget everything that came after being shot in Afghanistan. He becomes obsessed with trying to gain his memories back. The problem is that his mysterious flat-mate seems equally obsessed with making sure he doesn't. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Brief Glimpse by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel is utterly convinced he can't love anyone, but Sam, so when a strange occurrence at a carnival shows him otherwise, he doesn't know what to do. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Seal Me Up and Sell Me Out by enakoritsi reviews
AU Dean/Castiel. Dean paints, and Castiel watches.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
On the Brink by non.timebo.mala reviews
AU. Dean is in a mental institution and Castiel is a doctor who pays him nightly visits. Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Five Times Holmes Visited Watson at 3am by Jennistar1 reviews
Five Times Holmes Visited Watson at 3am, and One Time Watson visited Holmes...I don't think Holmes is doing very well with Watson's absence...LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Hitchiking by BoundLight reviews
It's late at night and Castiel has no where to go, so he decides to just walk along a road in the forest. Then the Winchester's find him. Terrible summary. Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In Real Life by cloudyjenn reviews
When Sam discovers that his new colleague and his brother are corresponding over the internet, he takes it upon himself to make sure the two of them meet. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Sarah
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Destiny's Fan by Linda Atkinson reviews
At the end of the war Dean and Castiel track Sam,now Lucifer, down to kill him. Sam gives Dean an alternative. Dean/Cas slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete