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Joined 02-13-02, id: 169474, Profile Updated: 03-23-09
Author has written 4 stories for Discworld.

I first wrote fan-fiction waaay back when there were only 100 fics in the Discworld section. Only one piece from back then survives, after I deleted all my others in a fit of embarrassment over the state of my writing (which, admittedly, has probably not become much better) and the fact I'd no idea where they were meant to be going. One-shots and drabbles fit my attention span rather better.

I am a fan of many things, but Discworld is the only one I feel the urge to write for. I also draw the occasional bit of fan-art, which can be found at my deviantART gallery:

My fics are mirrored over at

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Revolutions by Twist reviews
FINISHED Stoneface Vimes overthrew King Lorenzo, and was killed shortly thereafter, giving rise to a long line of Morporkian Patricians. But what if Vimes had lived? Join the readers who rave this journey down the Other Trouser Leg is "pretty ok!"
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
Angua Von Uberwald, A Lycanthropic Compromise by Gogol reviews
More angsty snapshots in time, the subject being our very favorite angsty werewolf. Of course. Forgive me. Also, I keep changing the title! Sorry 'bout that.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Unexpected by Alexandra Spar reviews
My first actual Discworld fic. Ankh-Morpork has survived fire, civil war, really bad movies, and the leaflet campaigns of Reg Shoe; what happens when an opportunistic and outgoing microbe decides to throw itself into the mix?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 12/31/2002
The Shadows Within by JustTwisted reviews
NEW: CHAPTER 10 UP The dark side of Vimes that emerges in those certain kinds of cases....With Carrot recovering from an attack, its up to Vimes and Angua to solve a mystery...featuring angst, shippiness, and the woman who Vimes was 'brung low' by.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,076 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 4/2/2002
Evidence by Camwyn reviews
Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2004
Bad Influence by Rozi reviews
Angua is framed for a brutal murder of an anti-undead activist. Her daughter Elsa is convinced of her innocence, Carrot represents her in a murder trial. And so Discworld's answer to To Kill A Mockingbird ensues!(UPDATED! chapter11!And authorannouncement)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,762 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 3/15/2002
The Detective and the Diplomat by Beth Einspanier reviews
Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!
Crossover - Discworld & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,796 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
Disc Wars Episode 6 by Beth Einspanier reviews
The conclusion of the famed Disc Wars trilogy; Darth Vetinari has a new and more dangerous weapon - but can our heroes find the man who can stop it before the Empire does? [FINISHED!] R&R!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,277 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 11/21/2002
Sibling Rivarly by Rozi reviews
Set a long time ago, before any of the Watch books, Angua has to protect her brother and sister from Wolfgang and help them escape from Uberwald, but will the plan work? *UPDATED! Chapter 4!* After all this time...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2003 - Published: 6/4/2002
SG1 on the Discworld by Aenea reviews
SG1 gates through to the Discworld...and panic ensues in typical, Discworldian style
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 11/8/2002
Disc Wars Episode 5 by Beth Einspanier reviews
The continuation of part one of the middle trilogy of a parody of a sci-fi epic! Now, in actual chapters! [Finished!] R&R, please.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,066 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 6/1/2002
To Dream by monsley reviews
Another C/A from Carrot's point of view. What would happen if he had to live up to a promise he once made to Angua? It's a sad fic, I warn you.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2002
Disc Wars - Episode 4 by Beth Einspanier reviews
Okay, picture George Lucas' best-known science fiction epic. Add the settings and characters of the Discworld. Season with humorous references to taste. Serves one website. [Was in Crossovers.]
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/9/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Dabbling with Drabbles reviews
100 word teenytiny fics and snippets mostly done for challenges at the discworld100 LJ comm. Mostly Watchcentric, but occasionally someone else gets a look in. Lots of Angua/Carrot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Angua, Carrot
Vivat Rex reviews
Vetinari has gone and let himself die. Quite naturally too, which is what *really* annoys the commander. And that's just the start of the problems. Now the city needs a new leader, and there's no guarantee it'll go to the best man for the job.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
While You Wait reviews
Angua and Sally encounter an occupational hazard and find themselves waiting around a bit before they can get on with their un lives.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Angua, Sally von H - Complete
Something short and sexy reviews
Hehe... Like it says- It's something short and sexy. Featuring a little written about charater. Slightly predicatable, but a good laugh anyway!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Casanunda