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Joined 10-06-13, id: 5210591, Profile Updated: 12-08-13
Author has written 4 stories for Danny Phantom, and Dude, That's My Ghost!.


The past never dies, it kills

Hey everybody,

I'm just a regular girl who loves tho write, read and draw. My age doesn't really matter.I come from holland, I really love my country. I just started to learn english so I'm not really good at it but I'll try my best.

Haircolor: Dark blonde
Eye color: Blue/green
Favorite cartoon: Well... I'm a huge fan of Danny Phantom. But I also like the show Dude, that's my ghost! But I prefer DP
Favorite show: Top Gear, Ghost Hunters Invesigated and Locked Up Abroad
Favorite animal: I like wolves and horses
Languages: I'm Dutch, so I must speak the language Dutch! But I can speak English, French, Deutch and a little bit Swedish. We learn a lot languages on our school!
Music: Alternative rock, Thirty Seconds To Mars and Three Days Grace are my favorite bands!
Radio:538, nominated for one of the best radio(uh thingys) in the world
Favorite color: Black

I'm a coldbloody girl. I love exciting things and adrenaline. I often watch horror and action movies, and like to play video games.
I love riding carts and cars(sometimes :D) and have some friends who are boy. I'm not that girl who's populair and I dont want to be. In public am I quiet and shy. But if you know me I can do some wacky things! I love to make jokes and pranks, a lot of people says that I have a sense of humor.
I lister to a diffrent kind of music. That music is Alternative Rock.
I don't get cold, I have it always warm. I don't know why. I love winter but I'm celebrating summer! I'm born in the summer and it's vacation! What do you want more? I prefer t-shirts. I 'm NOT fashionable! I HATE early mornings, disturb my sleep and I'll disturb your breath. sometimes I can be hard, but that's the life!
I can't sleep. I sleep only three or four hours at day. I know, it's maybe not enough, but I'm used at it.

I love drawing but I have sadly no account on deviantart. Please if you know a good draw/paint programm let me know!


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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

"Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are much hotter." If you love all villains and baddies and psychos in fandoms, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

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Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.


A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station..

God must love stupid people, he made SO many.

Is it true that the word STUDYING was derived from STUdents DYING?

Humans= creature that cuts trees to make paper and writes "save trees" on the "same" paper.

Dude, I watch CSI's, Charlie's Angels and Castle. I can make your death look like an accident.

"I'm a ninja!" "No youre not..." "Did you see that?" "See what?" "Exactly!"

A Brief History of Our Times: As television became flatter people became rounder.

Laughing is the best medicine. But laughing with no reason, you need a medicine.(I have a friend that laughs every five minutes without reason)

I think Voldermort's parents took the "I got your nose" game a little to seriously.

Facts: 1) It's inpossible to hum with your nose closed...2) You just tried...

Sometimes for fun I go to the zoo and run around yelling "THE TIGERS HAVE ESCAPED!". The look on peoples faces is priceless.

Katy Perry: Blue hair. Nicky Minaj: Pink hair. Rihanna: Red hair. Lady Gaga: Green hair. OMG the POWER RANGERS are back!

When.You.Read.Stuff.Like.This.The.Voice.In.Your.Head.Takes.Pauses.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?

Dear Turtles. If you lose your shell, are you naked or homeless? Sincerely curious.

Twenty years ago we had Steven Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

Dear Santa, I've been good all year. OK most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it I'll buy my own shit.

Okay, calm down. It's just a spider... A littl-OMFG IT MOVED!!!!!!

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.

I gonna change my Facebook name into 'No One'. I click on the 'Like' button it will say 'No One likes this'.

I want to follow a random family, around Disney world for a day, and just be in the background of all their photos.

Why does Facebook even give me the option the like my own status? Of couse I like my status, I'm hilarious!

Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the pie.

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that say's PUSH.(I'm probarly that person)

I fucking hate smart ass teachers. Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me:BITCH I WILL SHIT UNDER YOU DESK!

Warning* Do not open emails saying you've won two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert! They contain two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.

Dude, that song is old! So is your mom but your still listen to her.

That awkward moment when you're chilling at the park and Bruno Mars walks by dragging a piano.

Thank you warning label. I almost took my hairdryer in the shower. Whew.

Did you know, that if you put your ear to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "Dude, what the fuck are you doing?!"

The shortest horror story ever: there's no food left

Bad dicisions make good stories.

You girls at13 be talking about "I hate sleeping alone"... "Wel bitch you better buy a damn teddy bear".

My daily routine: wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.

Spongebob:"Can you hear me?" Patrick:" No it's too dark"

One direction meets LMFAO* 'You don't know youre beautiful. Actually I'm sexy andI know it"


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening Credits: It's all over-Three Days Grace(Best Begin Ever)

Waking Up:Curse-Imagine Dragons(That's right, I curse mornings)

First Day At School: This is war-Thirty Seconds To Mars(A war against the boring lessons

Falling In Love: This is what it feels like-Armin Van Buren(Yes he's Dutch! hehehe)

Fight Song:Burn-Three Days Grace(Everybody will BURN!!!!!)

Breaking Up:Pain-Three Days Grace(Yes I'm in pain)

Prom:Demons-Imagine Dragons(what?)

Life is Good:The good life-Three Days Grace(OK what the...?)

Mental Breakdown:Now or never-Three Days Grace(wait, what?)

Driving:Help is on the way-Rise Against(what?)

Flashback:Wake up-Three Days Grace(touche)

Getting Back Together:Can't forget you-My Darkest Days(cause I cant forget you)

Wedding:Somewhere I belong-Linkin Park(*whisper* In your arms)

Paying the Dues:Save me-My Darkest Days(Saaaaave Meeeeh!)

The Night Before The War:Monster-Skillet(our secret weapon, wink wink)

Final Battle:Closer to the edge-Thirty seconds to mars

Moment of Triumph:Leave out all the rest-linkin park(...?)

Death Scene:Breathe into me-red(mouht on mouth?)

Funeral Song:Haha youre dead-green day(I,m so done here!)

End Credits:Brabant-Guus Meeuwis(EN DAN DENK IK AAN BRABANT WANT DAAR BRAND NOG LICHT! BEST SONG EVER!!!! its a dutch song search it please!


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Red with yellow

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My father

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Nothing, staring at the wall... what a beautiful wall

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

So hard to choose! But I think Lions

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No! Why would I do that at such a young age?

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

I can't remember(no seriously, I said that)

8, What is your favourite flavor of ice-cream?

Strawberryxcheesecake It's so perfect!

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Bitter Lemon

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yes

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Pannenkoeken(or pancakes)

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yes, but online. I don't like shopping

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Horse riding, jumping

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Salt

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

A friend of my

16, Ever go camping?

Yes, a lot

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

yes mother

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Nope

19, Do you have a tan?

A what?

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

I like chinese but I LOVE pizza

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No

22, What did your last text message say?

Wat moeten we maken voor wiskunde?(What must we make for math?)

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Going to school:(

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My dog looking at me

26, What color is your watch?

Black

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Kangaroo and sydney

28, What is your birthstone?

Peridot

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Fast food place but I'm lazy and call delivery

30, What is your favorite number?

thirteen

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My grandma

32, Any plans today?

Probably making my homework

33, How many states have you lived in

0

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Lovesong on the radio

35, Last song listened to?

You gonna go far, kid-The offspring

36, Can you say the whole alphabet backwards?

zyxwu uhhhhh?

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

My mother

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Black sneakers

39, are you jealous of anyone?

No

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I don't know?

41, Do you love anyone?

Yes

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Nope

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Sleeping, eating, reading, writing, drawing and horseriding(and go to school). I live a beautiful life!

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes a EX-friend of my

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No I always say 'YO'

46, What color is your car?

Metal Green(with some grey strepes hehe)

47, Do you like cats?

Not really. I'm more a dog person

48. Are you thinking about someone rightnow?

Food

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

What's that?

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I had once a fight with a boy who tried to kill my little brother( holding him by the neck, he couldn't breathe anymore). I have a scratch on my left hand.


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? read story up here!

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? a picture of my horses

3.DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I talk sometimes

4.WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Alternative rock, hard rock, metal and sometimes goth

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? I have no idea

6.WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW? A cloudless sky with a bright full moon

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Vacation...

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S): My black bracelet with the text: Rock Together

9.HOW TALL ARE YOU? How do you say 1.66 in the USA?(166 cm)

10.DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? In the elevator

11.DO YOU GOT SCARED IN THE DARK? Scared in the dark? I love the dark! Who doesn't?

12.THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Some stupid actor on tv

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? apples

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Well, I really love black hair(with a shade of dark blue) or dark blond. The eyes blue with a shade of green just like me

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I have actually really no idea...

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee for sure!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Meat or pineapple

18. IF YOU CAN EAT EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW WHAT WOULD IT BE? I had today pizza so I choose Taco's or shoarma

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? What? No! Why would I do that?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Some blocks that spelled my name. The girl that gave this gift to me died in a fight against cancer...

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? No...

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? UHHH... skittles?

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? 2 horses, 2 dogs, a rabbit, 3 chickens and 3 fishes!

27.WHAT KIND IS IT? horses:haflingershetlander dogs: boomer and labradoodle rabbit: longear fishes: goldfish!

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN FOR YOU? Say it right in the face

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED? 13

31. BLONDE'S OR BRUNETTES? BLONDE'S

32. WHAT IS THE NUMBER YOU CALL THE MOST OFTEN? 112(dutch number for police, firefighter etc)

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? The color white and girly girls

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I never been in USA

35.YOUR WEAKNESS? High sounds and bright light.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I sat eight years with(now) a singer in school(she's a girl and she was second with the voice of...)

37. MY FIRST JOB? Babysitter

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? A lot! and i enjoy them!

41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Prented to be asleep...

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Sort of...

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair and living style(do what I want)

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? I have them right now

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I never know, probably money or something like that

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 1-2

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, that makes my name special!

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? YES! I always wished for 2 horses and now I have 2 horses!

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DOU YOU USE? A shampoo that smells good and make my hair clean

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, I have a satanic handwriting

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? CHICKEN!

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Biting my nails and cursing

53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't listen to cd's. I listen on youtube, phone or the radio music.

54.IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes, I like to make pranks with friends and I have sometimes really weird idea's

56.DO LOOKS MATTER? No, It's the inside that make you beautiful. Everyone is special and unique on his own way!

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Ask the pillow

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Somewhere in the forests in Sweden or Canada

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS CHILD? My fake horse'stick'

61.HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELLPHONE? 10

62.WERE YOU FAN OF BARNEY AS KID? It's the demon himself...

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? A lot!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni with cheese!!!

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL/GUY? Respect and understanding

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? My nicknames sounds my real name, but you can name me Dark

67.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Band: Three Days Grace and Thirty Seconds To Mars, Singer: Adam Gontier

68.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? DP, DTMG, Top Gear, ghost hunter investigated(or something like that) and locked up abroad

69. WHAT IS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Mine what?

70. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE-CREAM FLAVOR? STRAWBERRIEXCHEESECAKE!! IT'S SO PERFECT!

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL FINGERS AND TOES? Let me tel them... I only have 10 on my hands and feet...

72.WHAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? worked out?

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO NUMBER #64? Uhhh there is...?

74. WHAT IS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? A car: 20 km/u and a cart: 120 km/u

75.DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? ANSWER THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? From yesterday-Thirty Seconds To Mars

77. THE LAST THING YOU DRANK? 7-UP

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My grandma

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? How must I answer this?!

80. FAVORITE THOUGH PROVOKING SONG? what?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? I had once a fight with beliebers... That wasn't really funny...

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? August and Oktober! My b-day and it's halloween! I love halloween!

83.FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark blond

86. EYE COLOR? blue with a shade of green

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Mac Donalds

90.YOU LIKE SUSHI? No, I hate it!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Ghost Hunter Investigated

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? April first, friday the 13th and october 31th

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? None...

95. KISSES OR HUGS! Just hugs!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR NIGHT STANDS? Relationships...

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? CHOCLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

98.WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? A peugot(metal green)

99.WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? None

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Oh god, It has ups and downs. I make a lot of friends, also guys. But I had a few relationships... The ones I loved just walked away... Now I'm scared. Scared for the pain. Once it will return, and we cant do anything to stop it. The pain makes us who we are...


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1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

10. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

11. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

12. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

13. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

14. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Uh, how did I read this?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying,

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: don't let you do stupid things,

BEST FRIENDS: don't let you do stupid thing alone...

FRIENDS: Asks nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason they are after me in the first place

Funny Anagrams!

DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: THEY SEE

THE COUNTRY SIDE: NO CITY DUST HERE

THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE

CLINT EASTWOOD: OLD WEST ACTION

MOTHER IN LAW: WOMAN HITLER


things to do in an elevator

1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Smack your forehead, grimace painfully and mutter, "Shut up! All of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first ten notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway from side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.

9. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

10. Crack open your briefcase, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

11. Offer nametags to everyone as they get on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

12. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

13. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain trying to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

14. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Noogie patrol coming!"

15. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

16. Flatulence!

17. Do Tai Chi exercises.

18. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got on new socks!"

19. When the elevator fills up and you're at the back, moan softly: "Oh, no! Motion sickness!"

20. Give a religious tract to each passenger.

21. Meow occasionally.

22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

23. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go." then sigh and say "Oops!"

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Whenever the elevator descends, yell, "Chutes away!"

26. Walk on with a cooler labeled "human head."

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of them!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say, "Mmm... mighty tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors as you get off.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say, "I wonder what these do?" and then push the red button.

39. Listen to the elevator's walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

41. Bring along a chair.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suit-able host body."

46. Carry a blanket. Clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

51. Hum the theme from "Mission Impossible" while climbing the elevator wall.


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fun things to do in walmart

As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

Play with the automatic doors.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

"Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.

Take bets on the battle from above.

Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.

Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"


They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, you wouldn't kill many people.

Favorite citaten:

"Okay I've said it before and I'll say it again. You really are one seriously crazed up froot loop"- Danny Fenton, Kindred Spirits

" Cross over to the dark side *smiling evilly an notices Sam's parents frowning at her* I'm just kidding, lighten up!" Sam's grandma, Control Freaks

"Hunting down ghost scum is what i'm all about, the target?"

"Dani Phantom"

"Danny Phantom?! That guy's been an intangible pain in my butt for a long time"

"Oh no sorry my dear not Danny Phantom, Dani Phantom with an 'I', a girl ghost"

"You're kidding? There's a girl called Danny Phantom? Huh, these ghosts got to come up with more original names"- Valerie to Vlad, D-stabilized

"I am the box ghost! Beware!" The box ghost in like every episode he's in

"(Maddie and Jack get rid of all the ghost in the circus tent thanks to their jumpsuits, Maddie walks over to Sam's parents) I'll ask you again, YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH JUMPSUITS?!" Maddie to Sam's parents

"I'm a creature of the night doomed to a family of morning people"- Sam, Control Freaks

"279 girls at our school, and he's got to have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge" - Danny Phantom, Shades of Gray


An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to do it when no ones looking.

Its you and me versus the world... We attack at dawn.

The evening news always starts off by saying, "Good Evening" and then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

I'm the girl that when My feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says: "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!"

The problem with reality is the lack of background music.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.


50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD

1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"

2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.

3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.

4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.

5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs

6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"

7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"

8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".

9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme

10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"

11. Remind him to get a cat.

12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.

13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"

14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.

15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.

16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.

17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"

18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.

19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.

20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)

21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.

22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.

23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.

24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.

25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.

26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.

27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.

28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.

29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.

30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.

31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.

32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!” or: b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"

34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"

35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.

36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.

37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.

38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.

39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.

40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.

41. Cut off his ponytail.

42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has: a) Hello Kitty b)Disney Princesses c) The Mickey Mouse Head d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen) e) Danny's Face f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.

44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"

45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.

46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"

47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.

48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"

49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.

50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.


50 ways to annoy dark Dan

1. Put his hair out.

2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.

3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.

4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”

5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.

6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.

7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.

8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.

9. Sharpie out his emblem.

10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.

11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.

12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.

13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.

14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss

15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.

16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.

17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.

18. SHAVE THE MULLET!

19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.

20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.

21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.

22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.

23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?

24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.

25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"

26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self

27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny

28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.

29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.

30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.

31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"

32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.

33. Tell Valerie where he lives.

34. Mock his teeny little goatee.

35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.

36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.

37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.

38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!

39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.

40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.

41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!

42. Get him a cat.

43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”

44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.

45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"

46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.

47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck

48. Tickle him.

49. Wash his suit with red clothes.

50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.


You know your obessed with Danny Phantom when...

You don't trust old lunch ladies.

Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.

You know what Esperanto is.

You know a few Esperanto words.

You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands

Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius

You've gone looking for ghost portals

You want to dye your hair white

You know the theme song by heart

You can quote parts of/entire episodes

You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled

You cried when Phantom Planet ended

Pssh. 'nuff said.

You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is.

You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost

You know the importance of Emergency Ham

You think hazmat suits rule

You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!"

You don't go near beauty pageants.

It's not Eragon, it's Aragon.

You like read berets

You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus

You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White

You've tried to capture things in a thermos

You named your dog Cujo

You were excited when you turned 14

You searched Google maps for Amity Park

You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street

Whenever you get Fruit Loops you search the box for Vlad

When you're shocked you shout out a book title

You've tried to walk through walls

You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks

You don't want locker 724

You support Frog's Rights

You don't like biker dudes

You know what a Fake-out Make-out is.

You've had a Fake-out Make-out.

You brought the bat with the word Fenton on it

You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you

You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts

You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat

You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is.

You never eat oatmeal at camp

You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher

You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga

You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani.

You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet

You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies

You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear

You get King Tuck confused with King Tut

You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people

You've tried to fly

You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals

You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo

You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (on Amazon!)

Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase

You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios

You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island

You named your cat Maddie


What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

3. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

4. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

5. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

6. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

7. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

8. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

9. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

10. Arrange a protest before the exam starts

11. Show up completely insane

12. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

13. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

14. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

15. Act spazzy

16. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

17. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

18. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

19. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

20. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

21. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

22. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

23. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

24. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

25. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

26. Dress like the professor.

27. Cross-Dress.

28. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

29. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras


We girls;
Walk through the House while brushing teeth.
We read the shampoo bottles in the shower.
We laugh at our own jokes before we told them.
We have no watch, we have a mobile phone.
We can read a sentence 10 x, without catching on.
We're pushing against doors that PUSH State with big fat letters.
We ask: "what"??? While we all understand!
We look in the refrigerator, 10 x a day without eating something. We can watch the same movie 10x.
We must call our mobile phone, to find him.
We look at the clock, without knowing what time it is.
We are in the supermarket for the cooling, and don't know what we were going to buy.
We turn our head pillow to, so that we can sleep on the cool side.
We set our alarm clock earlier, so we can remain for longer.
If we go to bed at night, we count how many hours we can still sleep.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BURNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.(My favourite clothing)
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.(I hate it!)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to highschool football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.( Dont have patience to wait)
Sleep with your socks on at night.(Always!

Total: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink a lot.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (Only walking around. Not shopping and buying stuff!)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.(When I was little)
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(I don't need that much make up)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.( Yes, but then I'm thinking nobody is pefect, it's the inside that makes you beautiful and smile in the mirror)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
used to play with dolls as a kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.(If they're sleeping)
Like being the star of everything.

Girl: 10


A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.


Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner.

Person # 2: Too bad the world is round!

Never knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that.

I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me?

Your wierdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!

Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Come to the dark side...we found the Cullens!

I smile because I have no idea what is going on.

I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends (I love you guys! :D)

Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought (I'M NEVER GOING BACK! D:)

There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and thereis an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anogram of TEAM...

I'm not paronoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry butt!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."

I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. Maybe.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

Nothing's idiot-proof for a talented idiot.

Sticks and Stones can break my bones,
But words can hurt my inner child.

We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live together in the same box.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.


The opposite of love is not hate; it’s indifference

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing."

"How do you drown a fish?

Don't look at me in that tone!

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt!"?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree.

I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you

You can blame all your problems on my two imaginary friends "Steve" and "Candy". They don't mind.

I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!


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The Boy With the Rings by CrypticMoonFang reviews
A small miscalculation was all it took to force Experiment 428's escape. Now facing a strange new world, he struggles to hide from those who would use him. But having been raised to follow instinct as well as their commands, making important decisions proves to be a fruitless effort...until he chances two unsuspecting strangers who can't even speak his language. DxS *NOW OFF HIATUS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,380 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F.
Ersatz by TheKid'sKid reviews
"With horror he perceived that, by uniting himself as he had with the dead, he had cut himself off from the living. Stripped of all earthly hope, bereft of every consolation, he was rendered as poor as mortal can possibly be on this side of the grave." - Ludwig Tieck, Wake Not the Dead
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 248,373 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M.
Who I Really Am by Phantom Ice reviews
Danny Fenton is breaking apart at the seams. Between the ghosts, the crushing expectations of an entire town, and a rapidly deteriorating relationship with his parents, he can't keep himself together any longer. Will the citizens of Amity Park realize their mistakes in time to save both themselves and their rapidly down-spiraling hero?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 87,297 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Maddie F.
Nova Shots by Cordria reviews
A collection of short stories. Now playing: Dissection. Maddie is desperate to dissect a ghost, and she's realized there's one person she can turn to. Genre: general, Rating: T
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 99 - Words: 255,897 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/29/2008
Gothus Angelus by CSIalchemist reviews
Sequel to 'Phantasma Nereiorum Formant'. Danny and his friends have started their final year of college and problems are already arising. Danny is trying to gather the courage and the right moment to ask Sam an important question while battling his inner desires for her. Meanwhile, Vlad returns to plot his revenge on Danny and the group to get what he wants.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,026 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Danny F., Sam M.
Guardian (Discontinued) by ibelieveinahappilyeverafter reviews
Version Three of Guardian. This version has been discontinued and will be continued under the new name of Guardians. The newest story begins with the story From the Beginning (not to be confused with the now renamed FtB). Please contact me with any questions you may have and I will do my best to explain.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,680 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 6/28/2012 - [Danny F., Ghost Writer] Clockwork - Complete
Dawning of a Sun by pearl84 reviews
A twist in destiny makes the month old Danny F. half-ghost and places him in the hands of the ghost king: Plasmius. Stuck in between a Human and Ghost war, will this young prince find his true self? And most importantly, who will he fight for?AU DxS VD-FS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 1,255,636 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Vlad M., Danny F., Sam M., Gregor/Elliot
Shadow of a Doubt by HaiJu reviews
The truth was supposed to save Danny. Fix things. The lab, the experiments, the lies, those were all in the past. Weren't they? Sequel to Phantom of Truth. Now complete! Cover art by Paplup.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 300,920 - Reviews: 4128 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F., Valerie G., OC - Complete
Ghostly Bonds by supertinagirl6 reviews
Sam's entire life is changed when she meets a boy named Danny Fenton. Not only does she learn about his ghost powers, but they also learn that they share a telepathic connection with each other. Though with ghosts planning to eliminate them, Sam and Danny must band together and fight against all odds. Based on Beyond Two Souls and Butch Hartman's original concept idea. AU
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,345 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Danny F., Sam M.]
Dear Friends by PrincessOfYourDreams reviews
Using an inter-dimensional transporter, Danny gets stuck in an alternate reality where everything is different. Amity Park is a complete mess and Sam is the leader of a ghost-fighting army, with Tucker, Dash, Kwan, and many others in it. Danny wants to help his friends, but first he needs to know: "What happened to this world?"
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 85,997 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Danny F., Sam M.
Time Masters Apprentice by RaeSoul reviews
Danny died and became full ghost and is now working as Clockwork's Apprentice. When Clockwork see's trouble in the Human Realm two years later, he sends Danny back into Casper High as a new student named Daniel Time. But trying to hide his true identity and stop the rising threat is no easy task. T 4 safty and character death! Image done by djanubis!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,224 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
How to befriend a ghost by DragonLovingGirl6 reviews
Danny travels into a natural portal and ends up with a bunch of vikings who train dragons. He discovered that an unknown dragon is terrorizing the local tribes, but when he captures the young creature it turns out that he is not the real problem.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,399 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Danny F., Hiccup
Some Mistakes are Permanent by pale-blue11 reviews
Danny and Phantom looked Maddie straight in the eye, anguish and pain evident on their faces. 'Mum,' they both whispered, and though spoken softly, the words were heard by everyone present. 'I'm so sorry.'... And he was gone. Before PP. I DON'T OWN DANNY PHANTOM
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,035 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F., Dash B.
In the Depths by NKCS reviews
While out on a trip with his family, young Danny Fenton falls over board and is saved by a mysterious girls with black hair and purple eyes. Years later now teenage Danny Fenton is still trying to figure out who his savior was, at the same time a new girl moves to amity park with purple eyes black hair and a secret. rated T for language and violence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,021 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Danny F., Sam M.
Danny and Sam One-Shots by Solangelo-Ships reviews
This is a story full of Danny and Sam romantic/fluffly one-shots. I hope you enjoy! :)
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,623 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Danny F., Sam M.
Shots in the Dark by HappyLeif reviews
One-shots. Latest updates: "The Ringing of the Coin" — Maddie's persisting doubts about the nature of her son come to a head. "On Best Friends, Breathing, and Bravery" — In a moment of fleeting bravery, Danny does something bold. "Fool's Gold" — April Fool's Day with the Fentons.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 158,881 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F., Valerie G.
Phantom Mercenary by Sonochu reviews
Danny is a mercenary during the American Civil War. He is hired by the Manson's to find their daughter who ran away to join the war effort in Atlanta. What will come of this? Will Danny be able to save her before she is killed in action? Are the Manson's hiding something? DxS AU. Hiatus
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,087 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [Danny F., Sam M.]
A Gift of a Heart by Alexa Piper reviews
A bank robbery goes wrong and Maddie takes a bullet straight through her heart. She dies. Or, at least, that's what she thinks. A continuation of Cordria's oneshot. Cover made by theghostof-sherlockholmes.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,327 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Vlad M. - Complete
Died as a Ghost by ZoologyKaM reviews
A boy with silver hair leans back against his own tombstone as a tearful visitor comes to put her feelings to rest. Short One-shot [Now Extended] Warning: Not a happy story. Danny is dead, but part of his soul remains in limbo. Follows his friends and family as they cope with the loss, never knowing that he's still there. [Complete]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,267 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Daniel Masters by Ryuuko1 reviews
After the explosion of the Nasty Burger, Daniel has become the protege Vlad always wanted; however, Daniel's life is thrown into chaos when he is transported to a reality where the accident never happened, and it is up to him to divine his purpose in this alternate timeline...AU
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,315 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
The Third Path by sorenalice reviews
"There are three different things that could have happened after you died. You obviously didn't move on, but that doesn't mean you became a ghost." Danny stared at her as he processed what she said. Finally he asked, "Then what am I?" Danny was always different than other ghosts, but figured it was because he was half-ghost. He was wrong. Adopted from Reid Phantom
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Just One More by PlasticPencils reviews
Seven was different. He was a mystery that raked more questions than answers. He disproved every theory thrown at him. He baffled every thought associated with him. He stopped all research in its tracks. A level seven being like him couldn't exist...but he did.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,680 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Maddie F.
Ghost Boy by Chell101 reviews
14 year old Sam Manson and her family move to the strange town of Amity Park, Ghost capital of the world. Things seem normal enough at first, that is until she meets an emotionally distraught boy that sparks her interest in finding out the history behind her bizarre new house. What secrets are hidden within these deep, red walls and the Ghost Boy that enhabits them? DXS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,680 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M.
Dark Connections by Tyni14 reviews
Thursday, The Dark Mist of the Undead Forest, and three heroes. Randy Cunningham, Danny Fenton, and Jake Long are visited by this mysterious mist. Two trips to New York and a 'coincidental' meeting bring them all together to figure out why they have been left with identical bruises, but what's up with clones wreaking havoc? And who is this Master they keep talking about?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,447 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Danny F., Randy C. - Complete
Death by UltraRecycloVegetarian reviews
After Jazz's little brother was murdered, she swore off of anything related to ghosts. Ghost fighting, Amity Park, even her parents. But three years later at college, she meets Amber, a girl who seems strangely familiar. And that sends off the chain reaction which shows that Jazz's past really is haunting her, in more ways than one.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Danny F., Jazz F.
Molecule by Molecule by PuzzlerthePony reviews
Danny Phantom finally gets caught by his parents, but this time he can't escape. Final chapter is now posted!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Jazz F. - Complete
Choking by sorenalice reviews
The portal shut down, so did his lungs, so did their love.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F. - Complete
Keeper of Shadows by StillFallingAngel reviews
"If you're reading this then we have failed. You have no idea who I am, who you are, or who you've sacrificed everything for. I'm sorry for that, but as you'll soon discover it was necessary." When Danny sold his soul to keep Dani alive he thought life couldn't get worse. He was wrong. Apparently, he is now half dead and a Shadow Keeper. In other words, a Reaper. Full Sum inside.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Danny F., Sam M., Dani
Saying Goodbye by GirlOfLegend reviews
Danny never thought he'd become a Halfa. He never expected that stepping into that portal would start the most exciting year of his life. He didn't expect he'd have to say goodbye to it all so soon either.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Clockwork's Apprentice by CrackedCrow reviews
I gasped as the icy feeling spread through my limbs. Electricity coursed through my entire body as my eyes rolled back into my head. My vision spun, but I did get a good look at who caused this. The Red Huntress, one of my worst enemies. Also known as Valerie Grey, one of my best friends. Confusing, right? Let me back up a little bit… (BEING REWRITTEN)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Clockwork
Unfathomable by princessofwriting reviews
I wrapped the bandage tightly around my side. Wincing as it pressed the deep burn that gouged into my torso. I can't keep this up much longer. Danny has finally decided to reveal his secret to his parents. One-shot. I don't own Danny Phantom
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F. - Complete
Lifeless by 221bTimelady reviews
Danny is attacked by a demon that lands him vampirific qualities. Isolated, Danny must learn to adapt to his new abilities and urges. He must learn: With one side ghost, and one side vampire, can he ever be human?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Danny F., Sam M., Tucker F.
Friends for a lifetime by the.ghost.writer.girl reviews
Danny Fenton and Tucker Foley. Best friends. Thicker than thieves. Then tragedy hit. Rated T for blood/ectoplasm, and angst angst angst
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F.
Ectober by UltraRecycloVegetarian reviews
It's almost Halloween, and what better way to celebrate than writing fanfiction? I'll write a new story for every day of the week, as well as change the characters/genres. c: Now showing Dissection; I decided to pour myself a glass of milk and grab some goldfish before heading back upstairs. I barely made it to the first step when a wail pierced through the otherwise silent night.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Jazz F.
Pterois & Betta by DeadB reviews
Sam's eyes were wide as she stared into the man's unnaturally large blue greenish eyes, the pupil formed into a small thin line reminding her of a cat's eye. "Should I ask who, or rather 'what' you are?" Sam tilted her head to the side as she stared into those large green eyes, the same eyes she feel in love with. (Mer-fic, warning for adult themes, older characters)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Danny F., Sam M.
Falling Emerald by Tyni14 reviews
One Shot - Danny is up to his normal ghost fighting routine one night. But what happens when his parents show up? (Rated T for safety. Not much angst.)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F. - Complete
Controversey by Nobody426 reviews
"All was relatively peaceful and quiet in the skies of Amity Park when Jack not so gracefully collided head-on with an invisible object. "OW!" A voice from an invisible source grunted. Jack was so startled that he nearly dropped his staff. " Danny, according to Jack, is a wayward sprite. Jack, according to Danny, is a weird weather-controlling ghost. Trouble? Double Trouble.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Danny F., Jack Frost
Stuck in a new Universe by IPink Cornflakes reviews
Danny's life is pretty normal until he meets some unexpected new people and is suddenly transported to a new place where he is related to Dash, His mom and dad are no where to be found and Sam and Tucker are dating. How will Danny figure this out? REMAKE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Dan Phantom
Vampire Child by TT Raven's Vampire reviews
Full summary inside. Ocs warning. OOC warning. Rating may go up. May turn into a DannyXSam pairing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Danny F.
Bittersweet by RaeSoul reviews
Danny's life sucks. His parents found out about him being half-ghost and hate him. They attempt to rip him apart 'molecule by molecule'. He is unexpectedly saved by Vlad,and runs away to live with him as the only safe place left on earth. Father/Son.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,546 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
40 Ways to Make School Awesome by Turkeyhead987 reviews
School is getting boring, and the three teens want to have some fun. So Tucker makes up a list and they end up doing them, plus they actually are having the best days ever!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Please Help Me by MiaMoore889 reviews
Lancer was having an ordinary evening when everything is suddenly changed. First his classroom is destroyed, then a a simple plea from someone changes it all. There among the rubble is Phantom barely conscious, begging Lancer "Please... help me..." No PP. UPDATE COMING SOON! I will be revising each chapter, then will begin posting new ones. I HAVE NOT ABANDONED MY STORY! (4/13/15)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,380 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Danny F., Lancer
Deep Freeze by Celestial Maiden Sukira reviews
During a school ski trip, Danny and the gang find Glacia Powder, a heartbroken snowbording ghost who controls ice and snow. She seeks revenge on her backstabbing lover, but mistakens him for Dash! Will Danny save the day? Set after "Control Freaks".
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,241 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2005
The Fenton Diaries by Victoria Hughes reviews
A series of oneshots, not necessarily connected to one another in any way: variety of pairings, from the typical to the creative. 9: Forcing The Matter, PG. Danny's parents find out about Danny, but not in the usual way. No sappy love stories here.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006
Tortured Truth by Darth Frodo reviews
Danny's parents discover that the ghost boy is half human. Now that they've captured Danny, will he submit to torture and reveal himself, or is the revelation just the beginning of their problems?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
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I don't believe in ghosts, do I? reviews
Sam Manson moves to Amity Park. But there is something strange about her new house. What's with that boy with those strange green eyes? And why has she those nightmares? My first fanfic so R&R! Rated T for safety!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Pamela M.
Ghosts? reviews
The Fentons goes for a few weeks to Hollywood to hunt some different ghosts. But what happens if Danny claimed to see a blue-haired ghost? And how hard is it to hide your ghostly friend from a group of ghost hunters?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Dude, That's My Ghost! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F., Jazz F.
Prince of the Ghost Zone reviews
According to the legend a ghost child would be born with pure white hair as freshly fallen snow and eyes so green as the sky of the ghost zone. This child would be so powerful, more powerful than Pariah itself. Fearing death, Pariah kills all the ghost children. But far from Pariah's kingdom become a child born with brilliant green eyes and pure white hair. Full summary inside!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Clockwork
Halloween Tales reviews
Some short stories for halloween. I don't own anything! Rated T for safety
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2013