theclownsarethere
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Joined 03-22-16, id: 7668180, Profile Updated: 09-27-16
Author has written 9 stories for Orange Is the New Black, Big Bang Theory, Metroid, and Dishonored.

I write a decent bit of fan fiction in my spare time on a lot of different topics. I try to stick to one piece at a time and update one chapter a week, usually on Saturdays. This gives me a chance to edit each chapter at least 3 times which is the best quality insurance I have for my writing. If I don't think my piece is good enough it won't appear here until I think it is at least good and I'll update it in the future.

Right now I'm working on a piece about orange is the new black that looks deeper into Piper as a darker character as well as a deeper look into the mysteries of Kubra and his business. I try to make all the numbers work out for drug prices, so I hope I'm accurate. I also try to stay true to all elements of the story with some minor tweaks. I also do a lot of AU stories on top of that as well.

I really appreciate any feedback I get, and I only write about stories and character I care about. I try to publish every week, but can't always find the time to do that. When it comes to being on time verses passion and quality of my work, I will always take the extra time to make sure a piece of my writing is good over publishing here on time. I want to know your opinion on my writing, and only want to become a better writer. I look forward to your feedback and suggestions. Thanks for reading!!!

Now I know, boring right? So why not hype my own profile or give more information? Well I'll leave that to inquiring minds to ponder, my content usually speaks for itself without me. But I'll say I always craft something deeper than most will dare to look. If you're willing search and find the clown. After all TheClownsAreThere.

The Spider and the Wasp by amariewilson reviews
A/U Princess Piper is the crown jewel of Imperial Terra living a repressed lifestyle under her father and mother. Destined to marry Prince Laurent from the time she was a child and so close to her wedding day, Piper secretly yearns for something different. Little does she know she will soon get her wish when she meets the ruthless pirate and terror of the sea, Captain Vause.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,108 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Complete
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Tropics of Problems reviews
AU Vauseman: When Piper Chapman finished getting her PHD in Organic Chemistry she needed a break, so took off to the tropics of the Bahamas for some time to think over the summer. Little did she know she'd wind up pulled into a drug war raging between Alex and her former supplier.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 34,169 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Piper C., Alex V.
Coded Messages: Dark Samus's Rise reviews
This is a sequel to my previous coded message series, Ridley's Plea. This story now takes place during the events of metroid prime 2 where dark samus gets a voice as she and samus argue on and off through everything. Samus finds she is more than a mere monster and has to face that as they swap words and charge beams.
Metroid - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Complete
Samus with Gandrayda
Gandrayda and Samus may have their differences, but when a fight goes too far they can't help but fuck each other's brains out in generator C. Will this change the everything? One part shape shifter, one part human chozo hybrid; let the swirl begin.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Samus A., Gandrayda
Love In Code reviews
AU: Piper is off to college and ends up with Alex as her roommate. The two become more than friends but face problems when Piper's past catches up to her and the two turn to cyber crime to stay alive. Ultimately the question is between true love and the ultimate secret to save humanity from self-destruction.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Piper C., Alex V.
Suicide reviews
Alex Vause is done with life. With everything going down the drain dramatically after prison she is done taking from the world and is ready to take her own life. Piper's in her life and she loves her but Alex has hurt her enough. She is ready to end it all.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017
Coded Messages: Ridley's Plea reviews
After the events of metroid 1, Ridley reaches out to Samus in an attempt to break free of mother brain during her second uprising. This piece is told in a series of e-mail like messages between the two as they battle away, but come to a greater understanding of each other.
Metroid - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 9/16/2016 - Samus A., Ridley - Complete
Notes From The Shadows reviews
In Dunwall there is always someone watching. A shadowy figure, marked by the outsider, tells his story through notes and journal entries as events unfold. He watches without ever being seen as darkness ebs further and further into this cursed city.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 11/16/2016
Rise of The Drug Ring reviews
After getting out of prison Alex and Piper can finally be together. But Alex quickly finds out that Piper is working for Kubra as his new American heroin importer. Alex loses control and ends up back on heroin while a mysterious masked figure seems to be looking out for her. Piper is too busy for Alex as she's making a daring power play to take over the entire drug ring.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Piper C., Alex V.
Orange is the New Unified Field Theory reviews
After getting out of prison Alex and Piper take shelter from Kubra in Pasadena. They happen to live a floor above Penny's apartment. There our lesbian couple joins in this new sitcom to add some humor to everything. -I love physics and both shows so I'll bring the best I can to it all. Please Review!
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 5/22/2016