VernonVonDeath
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Joined 10-13-09, id: 2113566, Profile Updated: 12-24-09

Hey, my name is Vernon, Non for short.

Few things you might want to know,

~ Nicknames :

- Non (Only my parents and brothers call me that).

- Demon (Everyone calls me that. You can too, but only if you want).

- Hell (Only my sister call me that, And don't try to call me that. I mean it, it's only for my sister, X).

~ I am 17 years old. Not 170.

~ I go to school. But I have no idea why I had to.

~ I am not gay. But I am just a guy.

~ I hate people who call me Ver. Makes me sound like a dork.

~ I have a problem with EVERYONE. The guys will hate me for making their girls fall for me. (Not that I wanted them to). The girls will always, ALWAYS shout at me EVERYTIME I go to school. (One reason to come to school late, no need to listen to noisy sounds. I don't want to be deaf. Yet). My family will always try to make me talk. (Not my brothers & sister & my parents, just my bigger family. My inner family knows to stay clear).

~ I am an anti-social demon who hates to speak. (They call me demon because I always glare at people who bother me, or my family. But only because my family would bother me AFTER humans bother them). To me, EVERYTHING is annoying. But I am trying to change. And they say I'm not trying hard enough, because I change only less than 1 percent (I AM trying hard,... when I remember. And when I'm awake. Which is like only for school, then I go back to sleep. My brothers do my homework for me).

~ I hate bothersome people, like Kamil, Antre, and Kimberley. (Don't ask me why their names are like that. I have no idea). I call them bulls. (Again, don't ask me why). For some reason , they are in love with me. When X and I were sleeping, at 4 p.m., they call me from a pub. A PUB. Do you know how noisy that place is? SO NOISY. At that time, we both thought about pouring bleach into our ears. (Seriously, even my sister's friends aren't as bothersome as bulls). And I was trying to sleep. SLEEP. And I was having a great dream. (I was dreaming about beating my teachers up, oh and ALL the humans who bothered me).

~ I don't beat humans up, I just dream about it. I'm not dangerous, I'm just . . . . don't like humans.

~ I like to sleep, play tennis, fencing, eat and basketball. (My hobby is to sleep, and no one, NO ONE is going to change that. Trust me, you don't want to try. Because if my sister can't, no one can).


Pick the month you were born in-
January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-
1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A homo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-
White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to.
Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because the aliens did experiments on me.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL.
So why bother?

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Protecting the Dream by NoviceAdult reviews
Alternate ending to Shadow Kiss where Rose was able to save Dimitri from the Strigoi. They still have to finish out the school year and move to Court after Graduation. M-rated moments.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,679 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D. - Complete
Twilight Academy by KCMayers reviews
What if Bella and Dimitri were together, and the same for Edward and Rose? What happens when all four meet and Bella fell for Edward and Dimitri fell for Rose? They battle the Volturi and the strigoi but at what cost? love? betrayal? SEE A/N!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward, Rose H., Dimitri B.
True Love by ehtsuperstar reviews
What would happen if Dimitri didn't turn into a Strigoi? Would Rose and Dimitri finally have their happy ending? Read to find out!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,472 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Rose and Dimitri by Heaven829 reviews
what if after what happened in the cabin the strogio didn't come for a couple of months, what happens between rose and Dimitri in between that time. CHAPTER 12 IS UP!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,623 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Spirit BoundThe Return by CloudedMindx reviews
SHADOW KISS AND BLOOD PROMISE SPOILERS!It has been two weeks since Rose returned to St.Vladmir's and now she must face the man she loves again but will she be able to save him? or will she move on? Rated M for a reason
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Stolen Heart by CloudedMindx reviews
What happens if Dimitri says yes to Tasha? What happens if Rose moves on? What happens when Dimitri comes back and Rose realizes she could never love anyone else? All Chapters are named according to a song title that relates to that chapter. REVIEW!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,301 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
A Players Touch by Dimitri4ever reviews
All Human. No Magic. No Bites. No Vampireing. At St. Vladimir Academy There are 3 of the biggest players. Christian Ozera. Dimitri Belikov. & Adrian Ivashkov. & Rose Lissa & Mia Aren't about to to falling into the hands. Another Random FanFic.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009
Without You by roserage reviews
DPOV Based upon my 'No Time to Heal' fanfic ; . My alternative ending to Frostbite. We saw how much Rose went through, but where was Dimitri? Read to find out ; Richelle Mead owns all characters except Patya Kozlov.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
This Would Be A Reality by Jaro-ship reviews
Sequel to If It Were A Perfect World. 7.5 years after her graduation, Rose is living her life as Lissa's guardian, Dimitri's girlfriend, and the Queen's confident. But what happens when the peace ends when people keep secrets from each other? FINISHED.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,156 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
the motel by lena rusakova reviews
okay so what if in frostbite the snow storm had been to much? what if they had to pull into a motel? better discripton inside. DxR! rated T for now... should stay that way but.... maybe not *shrugs*
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Forever & Always by ShadowKissed17 reviews
I ran maybe fifteen feet and came to a halt. The image of the Blonde Strigoi’s teeth sinking into Dimitri’s neck flashed back into my mind. It was too much too bear. There was one way I could save Dimitri, or so I hoped.....
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Dimitri's Mistake by AwesomeAssassin reviews
Okay, so, Dimitri left with Rose. 2 months later he's back. Tasha's angry. Will she kill Rose?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Repentance by AngelWing1138 reviews
Rose Hathaway is on the move, breaking every code and every rule drilled into her since childhood to save the man she loved from being that which he hated. And breaking her heart in the process.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,278 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
A Twist of Fate by Meagan Brooke reviews
My version of Blood Promise. Will Rose find Dimitri? And if she does, will she find a way to save him, or will she kill him? A RosexDimitri fanfiction.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,583 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009
Music Baby by Dimitri4ever reviews
Adrian and Lissa are experimenting again and some how turned all theadults into children and also make people sing. Now Rose and the gang have toround them all up and watch them until they can find a cure. and who's the new kid?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008
Through Dimitri's Eyes by thee-dark-enchantress reviews
-Vampire Academy-Have you ever wondered what Dimitri was thinking throughout the VA books?What he was thinking when he saw Rose,how he felt when he couldnt have her,how he struggled.Now you can,through his eyes,if you dare.Starts when assigned to Lissa...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Time Immemorial by technofever reviews
As Rose follows her heart to kill the man she loves, she not only finds herself closer to Dimitri's past, but unexpectedly finds herself coming closer to her own. Some SK spoilers.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008
A Very Academy Christmas by xXSweetSurrenderXx reviews
It's their first Christmas away from the Academy and in their adult lives. Dimitri didn't die, and never requested to be re-assigned. Fluff, humor, and a lemon in a later chapter. What else would Dimitri give Rose for Christmas!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Dark Protection by technofever reviews
Rose Hathaway is finding it difficult to keep her life together especially after the recent events. With danger testing her every move, she begins to realize that freedom is not an option in her life.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008