ThiefOfADHD
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Joined 04-13-13, id: 4663495, Profile Updated: 04-23-16
Author has written 20 stories for Homestuck.

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Unexpected: Rewrite reviews
A REWRITING OF MY FANFIC: Unexpected. ORIGINAL: /s/10447446/1/Unexpected (put after URL for this website) NOTE: THE WHOLE STORY IS CHAPTER EIGHT AND READS "Whole Story" ON THE CHAPTER SELECTION! THANK YOU!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Why You Don't Give Me A Keyboard And A Song
Based on What Sarah Said by Death Cab for Cutie. Rated T cause it's not gory enough to be M (pm me if you feel it is and I will change it), Hurt/Comfort, Davekat sadness, if you thought that "Davekat Sadstuck Song-Shot" was sad (note: this is a rewrite of that, the story has been deleted), this will make you cry. ThiefOfADHD
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Secret Readings reviews
Sequel to Written Affairs. Karkat wants kids with his new fiancee, Dave, but with Dave's stress, will he go behind Karkat's back with something that started this tale off? Who knows. Why don't you, as the reader, figure it out. Rated M. Hurt/Comfort/Drama.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] John E. - Complete
Writing To An Angry Karkat For 15 Years reviews
Rated T for some swearing, Romance/Parody bc not only is this supposed to be a romantic thing, but it's sorta based off of some Vocaloid songs so it fits with Parody? Idk. (15 Years Pursuing a Cute Boy by Hatsune Miku/Miku Hatsune and VY2' A Clingy Boy Sticking for 15 Years). It's really got Dave in it, but it's "unrequited" Davekat. [I'm not spoiling it for y'all, lol]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Dave S. - Complete
Aging Days reviews
I have no fucking clue, I don't know if this was already done, I don't even fucking care. Rated M for future references and possible triggers. Blah blah blah, it's Dave's and Karkat's POV for most of this. This took a lot of unintentional turns honestly, fuck. -ThiefOfADHD
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 10/27/2014 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V., Kankri V. - Complete
Just A Dream reviews
Karkat's cooped himself up in his room. Has what's happened been a dream or is this really their reality? Davekat. Rated M for self-harm. Angst. ENJOY THIS SHITTY ASS FANFICTION MOTHERFUCKER.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Karkat V., Dave S.] - Complete
Date Night? A Davekat (CANON) One-Shot reviews
SHHHHHHHHH! In honour of the upd8, I wanted to write something adorable. Davekat, Vriska's mentioned but isn't important (she's still added as a character though). If y'all want more I'll (maybe) make a meteor hijinks fanfic. Luvz y'all.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2015 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] Vriska S. - Complete
Unexpected reviews
(Don't kill me please) Post-SBURB/SGRUB: Trolls are STILL TROLLS (always for my fanfics plus all are alive yay) Basically...I am not sorry but blah blah blah, Karkat gets pregnant. Davekat, Johnroxy, I am not at all sorry. Rated T. Romance/Friendship (because of some friendly shit plus I'm too scared to put family) so enjoy the fuck out of this bitch.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,171 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] [John E., Roxy L.] - Complete
Karkat Breaks Badly reviews
ASDFGHJKL? Angst/Friendship(?), rated M for blood and self-harm mentions, Johnkat(?), meh. I have no clue why I wrote this besides an excuse to write a bunch of cutting for Karkat and Johnkat cuddling. I've been on a Johnkat binge lately so I guess I needed this more than you Johnkat people. But meh, it's cool. I didn't want to mention anything about John's sexuality btw.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Written Affairs reviews
AAAAAAAAAAAOMG A HUMANSTUCK! ANYWAYS: Karkat Vantas is your normal 17 year old High-Schooler. The only problem is, he's into his English teacher, and there may be some alleged encounters with him. Rated M for future references, Romance bc well Teacher/Student duh, Angst bc triggers duh, Davekat bc I'm complete trash.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] Sollux C., Kankri V. - Complete
Four Sweeps reviews
What if Vriska and Karkat were matesprits before SGRUB? Pre-SGRUB, 4 sweeps old. It's actually an intriguing headcanon of mine, this is. Rated T for Swearing (like, duh), Friendship/Hurt/Comfort. Please enjoy the ever living hell out of this. This fanfic sucks balls btw.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Karkat V., Vriska S., Equius Z. - Complete
A Sick Game Of Destiny reviews
Dave Strider and John Egbert are cops, trying to solve the case of a serial killer who kills and leaves notes, leaving their heart mutilated and destroyed. Karkat Vantas, is this said killer, but even he doesn't know it. All that can stand between Dave and his fianceè, Terezi, is the skilled murderer that wants her as his wife. Rated M, Horror/Suspense, I don't own Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Dave S., Karkat V., Terezi P.] John E. - Complete
A Spoopy Tale reviews
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! A Davekat one-shot Basically Dave has the whole meteor gang watch Silent Hill, and there's a twist.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Rose L., Dave S., Karkat V., Kanaya M. - Complete
Memories reviews
(i know it's set in October and i know that it was published in July i meant to do that so don't fucking start) Who is Karkat Vantas? Even he doesn't know, he lost his memory after getting into a self-caused car crash. But he's trying so hard to remember. Maybe he can figure out things he wants to know. Rated T. Drama/Romance. BC Drama and mystery is gonna be a tie okay?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Karkat V., Dave S.] - Complete
Bad Dream reviews
Karkat has a dream about a dead doomed-timeline Dave, and things get interesting with him and his actual-timeline Dave. Yeah it was supposed to be fluff then WHOOPS Oh well. Rated M, Hurt/Comfort/Romance (you know what i mean). Yeah it's like 12:10 am so I'm a snooze bye.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Three Cursed Years reviews
Three years since Dave got married and Karkat went out on his own, he runs into a familiar face. OKAY WE ALL *KNOW* THAT I ONLY WRITE DAVEKAT SO JUST! You know what's in store, just...*sigh* I'll try to write a different ship. But this is rated T just for swearing. Anyways...um...yeah just bye.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Blue, Grey, and Red Bruised Hearts reviews
HighSchoolStuck (trolls stay trolls), Karvris, Davevris, Johnkat, Johndave, Johnvris, Davekat. Rated T. Karkat Vantas has been dating Vriska Serket since the sixth grade, now that they've broken up the rest of High School is going to be hard with all the things going on. Especially relationships and parties and everything else. Romance/Drama. Fuck this shit. Just fuck it all.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Karkat V., Dave S., John E., Vriska S.] - Complete
Revenge and Sacrifices reviews
You are Dave Strider, a zombie hunter seeking revenge from the death of your brother with the help of your fellow friends and troll refugees. Rated M for violence, blood, gore, and swearing. Davekat. UPDATE: This is an incomplete* story. (* And never will be so the ending is just...there)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] Aradia M. - Complete
Losing Hope reviews
I AM NOT SORRY! I literally wrote this in less than an hour and I am also very fucking tired blah blah blah Hurt/Comfort/Romance...I was unsure of putting it as Romance/Angst...so fuck it. Rated T for suggestive content and it is ALSO Davekat. Fuck off.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Flush Crush: Davekat One-Shot reviews
When you have a Flush Crush on someone who's on the same meteor as you, it can be pretty hard to hide it. Davekat. Fluff. Rated T for ONE SWEARWORD. Lol xD. That's p much it...yeah this summary is LAME.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete