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![]() Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, and Breakout Kings. Hello everyone! I looove Harry Potter Fan Fic's. I also love Criminal Minds, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sweeney Todd, Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland, the Mentalist, and the new A&E show... BREAKOUT KINGS! The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin! Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest." Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort. Take the most scientific Harry Potter My Fav HP Parings: Snanger, Dramione, Tom/Harry, Bellatrix/Hermione My Lest Fav HP Parings: Voldemort/Bellatrix, Harry/Hedwig (thanks to little kiriboh XD), Harry/Ginny (I straight up despise it), Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks... anything cannon really xD Fav CM parings: Hotch/Prentiss, Morgan/Garcia all the way baby!!!! Least Fav CM parings: Hotch/Reid, Morgan/Reid, JJ/Reid, Prentiss/Reid...Just anyone but a female OC with Reid I hate. I also don't really care for Prentiss/JJ but if its well written I can deal with it. Fav Yu-Gi-Oh parings: THIEF-SHIPPING!!!! Tender-shipping, Angst-shipping, Conspire-shipping Least Fav Yu-Gi-Oh pairings: Heart-shipping(vomits), Peachshipping, anything...Tea(Anzu) I hate her sooooo much! Sweeney Todd parings: Love Sweenett(Sweeney Todd/Nellie Lovett) I hate everything else (yes even Anthony/Johanna) BREAKOUT KINGS!!!: Erica/Ray, Ray/Julianne, Lloyd/OC P.S. for those who are reading this also check out my friend Cayannamon's story In the Shadows. I keep telling her to write some more but she wont listen to me so I need you guts to review both her (and my!) story(s) so we can continue on with life. A Special Thanks: A special thanks to some of my fav teaches who help me/ have helped me with my writing! Mrs.Simpson, Miss Ucker, and Mrs. Bellia!! okay, okay fine Hermione is badgering me about this! Miss Dempsey too, you happy Hermione? Yes very much so. She still taught you something! What about your 3rd year teacher? No Hermione that is pushing limits third year was the worst year of my life and I nearly forgot it but you keep bringing it up!!Oops sorry for this rant Hermione get off my profile before you make me lose my readers! Well sooooorry miss anger issues. What are we talking about? Ugh! Harry not you to? Must everyone magically invade my profile page? Yes. Yes we must. Grrrrrrrr... A Minute with Hermione: What are you doing on Fan Fiction.net you still need to finish your Potions essay. I don't care Hermione I'm busy seeing if Aurora Potter is updated! Fine you should print it out and show Professor Snape why you couldn't do your essay. That's not a bad idea! Thanks Hermione! Ha Ha suckers already printed. What? Harry I'm the one who showed you that story and planned to take credit for Hermione's idea! You are to slow! Jerk! He hates you so much he'll take away 50 points before he even reads it! She has a point. Hermione you're a buzz kill. Bold the ones that apply to you. PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. xxx If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you support Sweenett and think that Sweeney Todd should've ended differently, and are willing to space out in many classes just to come up with an alternate ending, copy this into your profile (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you hate child abusing, copy this into your profile: My name is Sarah The Hogwarts Rules 1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. 2. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore". 3. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 4. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms". 5. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month. 6. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. 7. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time. 8. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey. 9. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda. 10. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horseybird". 11. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that. 12. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums". 13. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie". 14. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June. 15. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?" 16. I will not refer to "The Grim" as a nice doggy. 17. - I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy. 18. There is no bring a muggle to school day. 19. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts." 20. - "Putting down Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either. 21. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force". 22. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice. 23. There is no connection between Hitler and Voldemort. 24. I am not allowed to declare "Official Hug A Slytherin Day." 25. I am not to wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school. 26. When in the presence of the Dark Lord, I must call him The Dark Lord. Not 'Snake-Face, the Dark Lord Happy Pants'. 27. I am not allowed to ask any of the Malfoys if it's "true that blondes have more fun" 28. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'. 29. I am not to hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout 'I... GOT... THE... POWER!' 30. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout 'To the Batmobile, Robin!' 31. - Or 'Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, GO!' 32. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate love child. 33. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. 34. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus. 35. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 36. Taking red paint and writing creepy messages on the walls is not funny, either. 37. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations. 38. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes. 39. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be. 40. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood. 41. It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a T-shirt that says 'All the good-looking ones die young' with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it. 42. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus's Animagus form. 43. I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn first years detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning. 44. Locking Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in a broom cupboard together to see if hot gay sex will occur is not appropriate. 45. The four houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters. 46. Teaching first years to chorus in unison 'The amazing bouncing ferret' whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong. 47. No matter what I say to the Dark Lord, I will never make him laugh. 48. Murmuring 'I see dead people' every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never fu 49. I will not replace Professor Snape's Pumpkin Juice with Skele-Gro, and it was not an honest mistake. 50. I am not funny. No matter how much I make myself laugh. 1.Your real name: Kayla | |||||||
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