![]() Author has written 9 stories for Tsubasa Chronicle, and Prince of Tennis. hmm I guess I can share a bit of info... Name: That'll be my secret Gender: Female Age: Seriously? I just said I was female. As I have found out, I am not exactly a frequent updater on my stories, but dont worry, I wont give up on them. It'll take some time, but I will finish them. All of them. You are always welcome to PM me (I promise I dont bite ;)) if you have any questions. If you have already asked me a question in a rewiev and I havent answered, it isnt because I dont want to answer, but more likely because I wanted to think a little on how to respond and ended up forgetting about it alltogether, or became unsure wether or not I have already answered that. That is very typically me. Anyway, if I havent answered a question, feel free to ask me again :) well now on to more fun things: what a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend): 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things You know your in the 21st Century when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then press the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job 7.) As you read this you keep nodding and smiling 8.) As you read this you think about sending it to all your friends 9.)and you were to busy to notice number 5 10.) You scroll back up again to see if there was a number 5 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly 12.) Put this in your profile, and you know you fell for it too Story updates: Fill the silence chapter 12: almost 1/2 done. Frozen time chapter 7: pending. The existence of a miracle chapter 2: halfway done! The perfect storm chapter:13 in need of polishing. |
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