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Joined 10-06-13, id: 5212706, Profile Updated: 11-17-16
Author has written 2 stories for Glee, and Vampire Academy.

Yo-ho Hello,

So ... I don't know what to say so how about I start with things I like?

I love Vampire Academy (both the book series and the movie), Zoey Deutch, The Fault in Our Stars, Danila Kozlovsky, Divergent (again both book series and movie) and Star Trek (yes I'ma nerd and proud of it)

My role model is Zoey Deutch for many reasons, she is kind, beautiful and talented.

Now to the way I write. A few people (not just on here) have spoken to me about my grammar and spelling saying that it is bad and that I need to work on it, I know this. I am both Autistic and Dyslexic so grammar and spelling are very difficult for me I do try to learn and correct myself but I often rely on spell checker, this brings me to my next point. As you can s

ee all of my stories are from shows or books based in America so I try to use American words but there are some words like mum that I just can't write as mom I suppose it is one of those things that causes a mental meltdown. Also my spell checker seems to switch from British English to American English randomly so some of my words come out with American spellings even when I don't mean them too.

So that's that...

Fave Vampire Academy Book Series Quotes:

"And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster."

“I had a standing arrangement with God: I'd agree to believe in him—barely—so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays.”

“If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you.”

“Everyone has light around them, except for you. You have shadows.”

“Little Dhampir”

“It’s okay. Everything’s going to be okay. You can let go of the sword."

"I can’t. I can’t leave him alone. I have to protect him."

"You have.”

“You, know I'm the Queen's favorite great nephew, Well, yeah I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important, I'd still be her favorite...”

“Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me.

"I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks.”

“You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.''

"No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line.”

“I know how devastated you must be to miss me, but leave a message, and I'll try to ease your agony”

“I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.”

“Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey junior. Zmeyette, even.”

“He has no right to threaten my boyfriends. I'm eighteen. An adult. I don't need his help. I can threaten my boyfriends myself.”

“Well, you've finally got a license to kill. It's about time.”

“That," I told Tatiana, "is the most fucked-up law I have ever heard.”

“Ah, my daughter,ʺ he said. ʺEighteen, and already youʹve been accused of murder, aided felons, and acquired a death count higher than most guardians will ever see.ʺ He paused. ʺI couldnʹt be prouder.”

“What the hell?" I asked. Is this daring escape being sponsored by Honda?”

“Dimitri was seven years older than me, but right then, facing my parents, he looked like he was sixteen and about to pick me up for a date. ”

(And that's only a few of them)

Fave Vampire Academy Movie Quotes:

“This song is sick... the traditional "vomit" definition of the word. ”

“Why can't you be like a normal teenage girl and dream about hot,naked guys on unicorns? ”

“The Moroi don't wear black capes, turn into bats or sleep in coffins. Daylight annoys yet doesn't kill them, and they don't sparkle, either. ”

“God, I hate high school.”

“What do you have to get away from, Princess? What do you know about pain? Break a nail off in your tiara?”

“How do you say "what a dick" in Russian?”

“All that high-school der'mo stays back there, not here.”

“What a whack job.”

“Forty-five minutes of silence. It has to be a Rose Hathaway record.”

“I knew "little flirtation with the dark side" sounded like one of your lines.”

“Roza? Roza, calm down. I'll protect you.”

“God, the female, especially one who lives off of blood and magic is going to have her mood swings. It is never the girl's fault, even when it is the girl's fault. No one ever explained that to you?”

“Lissa, listen...”

“Don't "Lissa, listen" me. You've ruined my life.”

“Oh, bite me.”

“You wish, blood whore.”

“It's not twisted. I'm your Dhampir and you're my Moroi. Done. Some days we're kooky teenagers, and other days I'm risking my neck to protect you from an ancient race of predatory vampires... or whoever else, and that's life. At least until they come up with a better word for it.”

“And that is your necklace.”

“That is my necklace.”

“Oh that's not your necklace.”

“So not my necklace.”

“Sweet sassy molassey.”

“This is insane.”

“Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.”

“Yeah, and I put a sedative in her ass.”

“Guess what, Victor. The spirit in this pretty little head isn't going to heal you.”

“But what did Dimitri mean by "last time I said 'stay in the car'?"”

“He was talking about another girl from another time. She was a novice. I'm a guardian.”

“They say Dimitri is a god. Well, I'm an atheist... an atheist with a big gun.”

“Power up, Princess.”

“Who's choking now?”

“Roza, Roza.Oh, my Roza.”

“Blood. Blood is what connects us all. Blood is sustenance. Blood is family. Blood is pain, and blood is death, be it the fang of the Strigoi or a drunk driver on the wrong side of the road. Blood is many things, so crazy and confusing that you need a best friend to tell you, "it's OK." "It's all life, at least until they come up with a better word for it." Unfortunately, you can't all have a Rose Hathaway. I'm very lucky that she's mine, but if you don't have a soul mate, by Vlad, the least you deserve is kindness and dignity and something more original than gossip, snobbiness, slut-shaming and bullying. Let's prove that Moroi blood is worth protecting. What do you say, everyone? No more bad blood.”

“If I let myself love, I wouldn't throw myself in front of the princess. I would throw myself in front of you.”

“It's funny. Your reasons for not loving me just... make me love you more.”

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Make this Chaos Count by aura like the sun reviews
A small collection of sweet moments shared between Rose and Dimitri, all set after Last Sacrifice. Guaranteed to cheer you up.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/18/2018 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Deputy Belikov - A Romitri Western by Llaria6 reviews
The year is 1860. The place is the wild west. Dimitri Belikov is a bounty hunter hired to bring two runaways (Lisa Draymore and her unsuitable friend Rose Hathaway) back to Saint's Town. When Dimitri is offered the job of deputy sheriff he gets more than he bargained for - a troublesome charge, a murder mystery and maybe a shot at true love as well. Original Pairings, All Human.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,120 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.] Lissa D., Victor D. - Complete
My Future Husband by FreedomWriter2010 reviews
What happens when an unruly 19 year old girl is set up to marry Russia's most prestigous 23 year old man Dimitri Belikov. Will Rose learn from Dimitri and will Dimitri learn from Rose? or will the two collide with unconditional drama. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW :) .
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,485 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Memento by hiseask17 reviews
A *drabble* series filled with whatever my brain comes up with. Includes fluff, drama, deep thoughts, good times and romance ;) Updated every now and then. Mostly Rose&Dimitri.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 25,424 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Rose H.
Letters to Home by ilovesos9467 reviews
Rose, a senior in high school, is given a pen pal assignment with a military soldier. Dimitri, a solider that doesn't hear from his family often, joins the pen pal program. What will happen when they finally meet face to face several years after their pen pal relationship begins?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,054 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Just Like Old Times by RoseDimitriLoveJunky reviews
Set After LS The Alchemists have reported a large group of people going missing form a human school, they think that it's Strigoi related. Lissa decided that two guardians should go undercover and investigate. So who better then the two best guardians available. Rose will be going back to high school as a student and Dimitri will be going as...you guessed it...HER TEACHER!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,395 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Vampire Academy Bloodsisters D POV by ZoboNila reviews
Dimitri Belikov finally found the Dragomir princess and her best friend Rose hathaway. He brings them back to the Vampire Academy and has to learn that this changed his life in many ways. (I'm German so there could be a few mistakes...I hope you like it after all and please Review and tell me what you thinkr. You can also tell me your ideas, for a little inspiration.)
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Open your Eyes by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Sequel to 'A Blessing in Disguise.' Being engaged to the General at St. Augustine's Military Academy is tougher than Rose thought. Old flames and former enemies come back with vengeance. Will it destroy Dimitri and Rose? Or make them stronger?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,629 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
A Blessing in Disguise by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose Hathaway is a troubled teen sent to a private maximum security Military Academy. During her stay, she meets General Dimitri Belikov, who pushes and challenges Rose to her highest possible limits. Can she break through his tough exterior?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,362 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
And Then You Came Along by RozaBelikova-x reviews
Dimitri Belikov is a young father of three. His wife recently died in a car crash. Now he's left alone to take care of their kids. He's unable to do this with a full-time job so he wants to hire a babysitter. Enter Rose Hathaway, a college student who needs a job. When she gets hired, will sparks fly? Dimitri feels an undeniable attraction to Rose, but does she feel the same way?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,694 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
She Will be Loved (Drabble) by RoseLissaBelikova reviews
Rose is in a 2 year long relationship with Adrian Ivashkov, who consistently messes with her mind and emotions. Every time he breaks her heart, Rose runs to her best friend: Dimitri. What she doesn't know is that his feelings for her are more than platonic. What will be different about this time Rose comes knocking on Dimitri's door? Based on Maroon 5's song. Drabble style fic. AH.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Adrian I.
The Personal Trainer by Scarlet'sLetter reviews
[Being rewritten] Big shot actress Rose Hathaway has just two months to get in shape for a major role. Knowing that she's a notorious sweet talker, her agent hires a no nonsense fitness trainer who can guarantee results. When she finds herself falling for him, she realizes that being involved with him would create a huge scandal, thanks to his past. Is that enough to stop her?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Higher Stakes by DhampirLulu reviews
A oneshot based on the VA movie stills released of Romitri training together. Set after the blood whore rumors and before the lust charm. How can Rose and Dimitri's relationship progress in one day? How is Rose dealing with high school rumors? And what advice can Dimitri give her? Rated T for strong language because Rose Hathaway!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Never too late by Doctor Rose Belikova reviews
Dimitri is sent to the academy to train a pregnant Rose. As they train, he learns that there is more to her and the baby than there seems. Will Rose open up to him, or will she simply hurt herself once again? Title: Never Too Late by Three Days Grace
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,664 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
What Lengths Would You Go To? by RMNicki reviews
When Rose and Lissa return to the Academy, Rose shows signs of PTSD and trauma, but she is beyond amazing at hiding it...Except maybe, from Dimitri. But, when things take a turn for the worst and Dr. Olendszki finds severe injuries on Rose's body...Is her story going to have time to unravel? Or is Rose going to disappear before it does? (Set in Vampire Academy Book #1)
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,868 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Complete
Love Shack by Doctor Rose Belikova reviews
No, it has nothing to do with the song, not really. A Valentine's Day one-shot outtake from my story Never Too Late. This is Rose and Dimitri's first Valentine's Day together. A cute and fluffy one shot. Reading the story is not necessary but advisable. Title: Love Shack by B-52
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
School Uniform by internet no work reviews
St. Vladimir's gets a uniform. Something new happens every day at the academy. Rose and Dimitri are finally together.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,264 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Alternate Universe by Kessafan reviews
She's a badass guardian, he's a runaway with a bad attitude, both with reputations that precede them. What happens when they come together? Canon pairs and VA world... with a twist! A few Rated M parts so if you don't like that sort of thing...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 171,792 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
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Little Romitri Stories reviews
One shots, all Romitri based. All set after Last Sacrifice (Unless stated otherwise)
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.]
Lizbeth reviews
Kurt is a student at Mckinley, waiter at the Lima bean and a dad everywhere. He has managed to keep his daughter a secret from his friends, bullies and teachers for the last 4 years but what will happen when Blaine finds out about her?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.