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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
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I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs,
I so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends

stereotypes in bold are the ones i fit.stereotypes suck!!!!!!!!

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.


I

hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I

am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I

WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

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The Ring Job by Rayhne reviews
Jim Sterling hires the team to investigate a cold case ... his own. Warning: Discussion of child abuse/rape. Please review!
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,351 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Jim S., Parker
To Build A Home by tutorwife93 reviews
“I could take her. Carrie. To DC.” What if Emily had been able to foster Carrie after the season 3 episode Children Of The Dark? Story’s much better than the summary. Will most likely be Emily/JJ in the end
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,477 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ
Alea Iacta Est by EllaEleniel reviews
When a bout of erratic magic delivers Harry into his professor's hands, the pair make a shocking discovery that forces Harry to face his toughest battle yet. Now, with Snape by his side Harry must fight to survive against a foe more deadly than Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 183,340 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
True Lovers by SevSnape123 reviews
Harry and Cedric have been together for two years. Harry's 2nd year and Cedric's 5th year. What happens when Harry and Cedric are both part of the tournament? Summary sucks i know but story is MUCH better. Warnings: Slash and Possible MPreg and Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,816 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Finding Mum by Chico01 reviews
Isabella was taken away from Rosalie when she was 4 years old by her parents. Rosalie was then changed into a vampire shortly after and feared she'd never see her daughter again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,340 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Complexity by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Volterra was his prison, an entire city, but it didn't make up for the fact that he was alone and tortured. There had to be something to make this death sentence worthwhile. Slash; Marcus/Seth
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,950 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Marcus, Seth
iWill Always Love You by StoryTeller125 reviews
Carly Shay needs help when she suffers from a serious mental illness. Can she count on her family and friends? How will everyone's lives change and go on in the aftermath. Rated M for discussion of rape and suicide attempt.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,117 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Carly S., Freddie B.
Maybe Love by haless reviews
For Clare and Eli it was love at first sight. They knew what they wanted the minute they laid eyes on one another. Their relationship may face a few obstacles along the way though.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,421 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Design and Construction by LethalFuror113 reviews
Bella, Alice and Edward have a new class. Mr. Hampel, the mean teacher, doesn't teach well. Esme comes in and takes over the class. In a class where architectual styles are everything, this class should be a cup of tea for Esme, right? Good plot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Esme
Dad? by SVUCSIWTRDOOLluver reviews
This is mostly a Carlisle/Bella father/daughter fic, and there's a character death. Basically, the Cullens, mostly Carlisle, help Bella cope with the death of her father. R&R and let me know if I did okay! Chapter 5 is up, now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
One Day at a Time by lmbrtvll reviews
After the death of his ex-girlfriend, House now has the sole responsibility of raising his 17 year old daughter. Lies, mistrust, secrets. The question is not only can they make it work, but can they learn to trust in time?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,741 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - G. House
Lost and Found by O-cathy-O reviews
Chase's father is dead now, or is he not....? Something unexpected happens to House and Chase and Cameron finally makes up her mind. Playing with some relationship issues but nothing slashy going on and making Chase sick and depressed a bit...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,335 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - R. Chase, G. House
Spitting Image by HOUSEaholic reviews
House's past is revealed as he is forced to come to grips with a mistake he's regretted for 16 years when he gains custody of his son who also harbors a dark secret as well. Updated!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson