Sage Nicholson
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Poll: Round two in the quest for Alabaster's voice actor! Which well known British person should be the voice of this Sue-possessed character? You decide! Vote Now!
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Joined 11-20-16, id: 8477547, Profile Updated: 06-20-19
Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Avengers, and Young Justice.

I'm going to be honest with you. I'm a 101% amateur.

But even though I may not be a professional, I do have standards for my writing. Standards I work hard to keep. Except when I don't. I'm kind of lazy like that.


My Immortal: The Comic: The Link


Name: Sage Nicholson

Age: 10-18

Race: Human (I think)

Location: Area 52 (even more secret than Area 51!)

Occupation: gorgeous international superspy/ illuminati member

Quotes to live by:

-You get more flies with honey than with vinegar. Although to be fair, why would you want flies in the first place?

-People who live in glass houses are a reality TV producer's dream come true

-If you live everyday like it was your last, you'd be filled with tubes and coughing up blood!

-Music's only good when blasted at ungodly high levels. The police even show up to listen!

-The problem wth our economy is that it's balanced by people who aren't.

-It's not enough that I should succeed- others should fail.

-A mediocre movie is worse than a bad one.


98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other wacky thing you can think of

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead.

Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.

Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!)

Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious.

Crazy is when you cry because you stubbed your toe yet again

Crazy is when, after stubbing said toe, you Cry out " Oh no! Pinky toe die, pinky toe dead-- I KILLED PINKY TOE" then start to cry all over again.

crazy is when you stare at the wall for (literally)an hour and no one can disturb you from your wall-staring

Crazy is when while you are talking to someone in another corner of your mind you are wondering something bizzarely random like " I wonder if my cat likes pie" and then unknowingly announcing it out loud instead of what you meant to say out loud partway through the conversation

Crazy is when you have a supreme inner battle with all your personalities and figure out you really didn't need to do that because you forgot what the battle was about in the first place.

Crazy is when you make up words to explain your personality to your friends.

Crazy is when you decide to turn your socks into animals

Crazy is when you make a puppet lay an egg. Then give the egg to a friend about to be sent to the hospital

Crazy is spray painting your lawn green rather than deal with the brown patches

If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Put this on you profile...


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Yaaay Kitty!!

This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), roxassoul (america), Sage Nicholson (Texas)

Rest In Peace,

Stan Lee

1922-2018

"Excelsior!"

While you're here, check out some of my friends stories! They're probably a lot better than mine!

Aianoir

Sissytobitch10seconds

Lor-Tan

Kurt50Alien

Rasi10

Knightwing20042

Tammazzu


Stories I have written:

Emma Lee Series: Basically consists of my jerk-ass Percy Jackson OC getting herself into uncomfortable yet amusing situations. Occasionally, when I feel like it, she will invade other fandoms (like Young Justice) and engage in hijinks in those settings.


Batboy's Halloween: I suck at names, don't I? Nightwing, Damien and Tim explore the SouthWest Wing of Wayne Manor one Halloween night, searching for the supernatural. What they find is far more scarring. Based off of a Camp-Camp episode (Watch it!). Warning: has a pretty horrifying ending that would rate it like, at least PG-13. (currently being re-written)

Stripes: Avengers Addition With Rasi10: An AU wherein the Avengers are all privates in the US military assigned to the same squad. Also being coauthored by Rasi10

Sporks: I add sarcastic comments and obvious insults to bad fanfictions because I'm too lazy to actually write one myself.

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SHIELD Academy by DyslexicAndAwesome reviews
S.H.I.E.L.D. has started a school to train future heroes. Everyone is divided up into teams, Alpha, Beta, Delta, Gamma, and Zeta. Ask anyone, they'll tell you no team is special, there are no ranking, but it feels like Zeta is the loser team, and Zeta isn't the only one to think that. SYOC open until December 28.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,820 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 12/11/2018
Young Justice: Annihilation by CourtCourtTheShort reviews
3 months after 'Endgame', The Team's investigations into Mars, Lexcor & Vandal Savage lead them to disturbing new findings. New allies and enemies are uncovered as they face violent metateens & strange alien attacks. But will their new allies help their investigation? Or will they unwittingly be their demise? Earth finds itself choking on the clutches of Apokolips.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 284,780 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Megan M./Miss Martian, Jaime R./Blue Beetle, Garfield Logan/Beast Boy, Bart A./Impulse
We Drown Together by LodestarJumper reviews
""...Sir?" Peter repeats, cautiously. The man licks his split lips, then parts them, ragged breath escaping followed by a pleading whisper: "Help him."" Odin arrives too late to save Thor and Loki from the plummet into the Void, and both are captured and claimed by the hand of Thanos. Four years later, Peter comes across two half-dead men wandering the streets of New York. FINISHED
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,903 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/25/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Impractical Jokers: Demigod Edition by DarkPaladin000 reviews
Warning: This fanfic consists of scenes of extreme stupidity among four lifelong friends (Leo, Percy, Jason, and Frank) who compete to embarrass each other. Inspired by the show, 'Impractical Jokers.' Basically, they all go around in various (ridiculous) contests and end up humiliating themselves.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 153,875 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Percy J., Jason G., Frank Z., Leo V.
Royally Flushed by Satellites on Parade reviews
So Artemis Crock is a princess now, apparently. (A Princess Diaries AU; Wally/Artemis.)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75,989 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Tactically feasible by Derinthemadscientist reviews
Khaji Da/Supercycle. I swear this wasn't my idea.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Sphere, Jaime R./Blue Beetle - Complete
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Evva, Agent of Sheild: A Dramatic Commentating reviews
There's evil afoot in the MCU. A fanfiction author has made a Avengers story so bad, it might just be the My Immortal of MCU fanfics. It's up to a bored, mediocre writer to combat this evil by... making snarky comments on the internet. Basically just like MST3K, but in written format and not even remotely as funny.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 6/30
Saving Private Cassie reviews
When Wondergirl goes missing a panic stricken Robin drags Blue Beetle on a quest to find her. Little do they know that, on the demigod side of things, Emma Lee (my OC) and Leo Valdez are doing the same thing, for Travis Stoll. I had to re-post this due to some weird glitch that wouldn't let me update chapters, so sorry.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 1/26/2018 - Complete
Moon Daughter: A Dramatic Commenting reviews
Long ago, an insane author made a Percy Jackson fanfic so bad, My Immortal paled in comparison. Now, a bored (and frankly, not much better) fanfic writer has decided she will spork this fanfic for her own amusement. Kind of like MST3K, but in written format and not even remotely as funny.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 73 - Words: 102,982 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Complete
Stripes: Avengers Edition
In AU world not unlike our own, 5 young, soon to be extraordinary men decided to enlist in the US Army. What happens when the Avengers are a simple squad sent to serve in Afghanistan? This story is being co-written by Rasi10 and Sage Nicholson.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,740 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 12/5/2018
Demigod Treasure Hunter: The Labyrinth reviews
Unfortunately, my little trip underground does not involve David Bowie dancing around singing "Magic Dance". Nor is every monster I find down there just a puppet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 9/15/2018
The Champion of Hope: A Scathing Spork reviews
Fellow fanfictioner Knightwing20042 is either a masochist or a guy with a great sense of humor, because he's asked me to spork his old PJO/YJ crossover The Champion of Hope. But is it as bad as my other spork project? Probably not. But I bet it still sucks!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2018 - Complete
Story Prompt reviews
Exactly what the title says. I have some cool story ideas for a PJO fanfic, but I'm too lazy to write them myself. Details inside. If I get enough people willing, I'll turn this into a contest.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2018 - Published: 4/22/2018
Demigod Treasure Hunter: Westward Ho! reviews
God, just a week ago I was your average demigod dropout. Now I'm driving cross country with a person I hate, hoping to talk to a god as an errand for an evil Roman emperor. What did I do to earn bad karma like this! Don;t answer that.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Complete
Demigod Treasure Hunter: The Hunt Begins reviews
First in a series, the story of a daughter of Hermes and her friends, who embark on a quest to find a lost treasure by accident. If you like fluff and angst, then this is not the fan-fiction for you. If you like humor, action, and all around awesomeness, however, then what are you waiting for?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 11/22/2016 - Complete