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Warmer with you by EtenalRest13 reviews
Genos asks Saitama to teach him how to kiss after he fails to react when a civilian kisses him. Neither could have guessed how the innocent lesson would effect them both. GenosxSaitama. Rated M for later chapters.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,246 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Saitama, Genos
By His Father's Will by PP-FSOG-DJC reviews
Previously Bewitched and Beguiled... Mr Darcy's and Miss Bennett's paths cross as children and a decision made by both their fathers play a big part in the rest of their lives? Rated M for lemons. OOC AU HEA
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 225,567 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Col. Fitzwilliam - Complete
The Storm by SOWritings reviews
Taking place immediately after Darcy's proposal. Darcy and Elizabeth are faced with a sudden flash flood. (Setting is from the 2005 P&P first proposal scene, "Temple of Apollo," at Stourhead. And a mix of other in book/movie/fanfictioned locations.) Rated M for graphic scenes of flood aftermath, and possible lemons...? Comments, reviews, and favorites are appreciated! Thank you!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,962 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Trust Me by KiunoNamu reviews
Hinata's clan was attacked and she now travels masked as a slave girl. With her company killed and captured she is thrown at the feet of her enemy's camp, Suna, and must now deal with their ruthless, blood-lusting, red-haired commander. What happens when he decides not to kill this girl and strange feelings begin melting his cold heart? GaaraHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,018 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Gaara, Hinata H.] - Complete
Sweet Torment by Fredrica reviews
Prologue only. Being prepared for publication. Darcy is inexperienced with women. He is having trouble dealing with his feelings for Miss Elizabeth Bennet. This is an interpretation of PnP, mostly written from FD's POV. There are a few surprises, but it largely fits within canon.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Majime by Miss Monneypenny reviews
The winters in northern Beijing brought on a biting chill, though on this particular afternoon the city radiated from the abundance of life. The streets were alight with red lamps and warmed by the people who walked them. It was the final day of old habits and the celebration of the new year. Jesse McCree sat and smoked, not knowing how horrible the night was about to become...
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Hanzo S., G. Reyes/Reaper, J. McCree, Genji S.
A Wild Toaster in Heat by cosmopolitankitten reviews
Genos isn't exactly a horndog, but all that changes a few weeks after moving in with Saitama. He finds himself struggling whilst living with the man he's becoming addicted to. Also, Saitama doesn't understand why Genos keeps getting all warm and steamy.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,099 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Saitama, Genos
Slow by Becca300 reviews
It wasn't until their sixth time that they had the time and energy to slow down and learn each other's bodies. (LBD)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
what you are in the dark by silverette666
There's a certain air of vulnerability around him, one that Daud breathes in every time he lets himself melt further into the mattress as Corvo pushes and pulls at his body as he likes. He certainly wouldn't allow this to happen if he were properly awake, but the warmth in his bones makes his surrender at Corvo's hands easier.
Dishonored - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Corvo A., Daud - Complete
The Fire is so Delightful by nikerek reviews
After a cold front showers Skyhold with several feet of snow, things heat up between the Inquisitor and Commander. See Heat Wave for the Sexy times in Skyold: Summer Edition
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Cullen, Inquisitor, Trevelyan - Complete
Heatwave by nikerek reviews
When Inquisitor Wren stumbles upon her shirtless Commander in the middle of a sparring match, the weather isn't the only thing hotter than usual during a Skyhold heat wave. See The Fire is so Delightful for the Sexy times in Skyold: Winter Edition
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Cullen, Inquisitor, Trevelyan - Complete
Natural Junkie by Chaos Twin of Destruction reviews
After getting most of his body destroyed during battle, Genos comes back with a new sexaroid body. And Saitama can't help but want to 'examine' it... [Adapted from the doujinshi of the same name] Saigenos
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Saitama, Genos - Complete
Laundry Day by Nicolet reviews
Saitama doesn't have enough clothes. Laundry day naked Saitama. Poor Genos. He can't handle sensei on display!
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Saitama, Genos - Complete
Cant touch this yet! by simirulz reviews
Shepard has reluctantly agreed to appear on a womens chat show - her answers however, bring about a shocking revelation to one of her crew members. Set just after the battle for the Citadel. Song that accompanies this piece in my head is 'In my place' by Coldplay.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A. - Complete
Horizontal Expression by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
A married Elizabeth tempts Darcy into reminiscing on an indiscretion that occurred during their engagement. One-shot. Rated M.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Burning Love: Going Up In Flames by kbd1313 reviews
Elizabeth and Jane Bennet are coerced by their mother into participating in a reality show starring none other than William Darcy. Elizabeth's one goal is to be the first bachelorette to get kicked off the show. Will Mr. Darcy grant her wish or somehow convince her to stay? Elizabeth/ Darcy, Jane/ Bingley, Charlotte/ Fitzwilliam pairings. Beta'd by Ivy2010.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,192 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Charlotte, Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Col. Fitzwilliam - Complete
The Approval of Thedas by Quarter 'till Class reviews
He admits that he often dreams calmly when she lay beside him, but he can never be sure. He struck her once, unintentionally as he roused from horrors, but she struck back, being cranky when woken abruptly. And there was no guilt as they lay in the very early morning sun and laughed with one another for the redness they had on their faces. Cullen x Lavellan/Inquisitor
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2015 - [Cullen, Lavellan] Inquisitor, Solas - Complete
Damaged Goods by Stealth Noodle reviews
In which Shepard and Garrus attempt to take a vacation, thwart a hijacking, commandeer a security scooter, destroy most of a luxury liner, pick up a baby krogan, and have to explain themselves.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Tali'Zorah - Complete
Light My Fire by Original-Botticella reviews
Cullen and the Inquisitor enjoy some desk lovin'.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Cullen, Inquisitor - Complete
An Old Friend by Thellana
Sophie finds out that Archangel is Garrus, she'd be thrilled if it weren't for the fact the turian just got hit by a missile.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,278 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Nervous Planning by 8ron reviews
How would Cullen and the Inquisitor act after their first kiss on the ramparts? Well, I like to think they'd be nervous dorks as per usual, so here you go. NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Cullen, Inquisitor - Complete
Playing Fair by TheVillageOfBree reviews
Faylen doesn't know how to play chess, so she doesn't understand how she keeps winning. She is certain that Cullen had been letting her beat him and when she invites him to play a game in her quarters, she comes up with a way to prove it. Cullen/Lavellan. NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Cullen, Lavellan - Complete
No One on Earth by AngelicSentinel reviews
Humanity never made first contact with the rest of the galaxy. But Prothean beacons were made to be a galaxy-wide communication system. When one malfunctions, it connects Garrus and Shepard over trillions of miles, leading to a strange friendship. And maybe more. But it's all in their head, right? Written for the Mass Effect Big Bang 2015. Art by BioticBooty!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] Tali'Zorah, Kaidan A. - Complete
Grapholagnia by fourthage reviews
Shepard buys a Fornax after Garrus's remark about krogan testicles.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Stuck Inbetween by ninalanfer reviews
In a different world Garrus meets Shepard under different circumstances. Oneshot. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2015 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
A Templar's Favorite Game by MsWhich reviews
The Inquisitor provokes the Commander into a bit of roleplay. PWP. Originally posted on the kinkmeme.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Cullen, Inquisitor] Trevelyan - Complete
Restless Nights by 8ron reviews
Lavellan has trouble sleeping, and she's pretty sure the Commander dozing at her back is the reason why. (Cover image is by cccrystalclear on tumblr. You should totally check out her blog: cccrystalclear.tumblr. (com)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Cullen, Inquisitor, Lavellan - Complete
Overstepping Boundaries by Kieren reviews
Hyuuga Hinata oversteps the boundaries with her bodyguard and discovers the pleasure one can reap from it. AU. GaaHina. [Mature content. Please heed rating.] [One-shot. Completed.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hinata H., Gaara] Hanabi H. - Complete
Pollen of Opportunity by ninalanfer reviews
FemShep/Garrus. His Commander is in distress, the inner turian in him makes him help her out. Masskink prompt. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
The Bird in a Cage by Hiei's Cute Girl reviews
Howl, a wealthy CEO of a multi-billion dollar company, is threatened by anonymous letters. Bodyguards are all the rage and Howl hires only the best… ending up saddled with the infamous Mad Hatter. Sophie and Howl, AU.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 52,397 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
The Nearness of You by AliciaMo reviews
Darcy plays hero to a stranded Elizabeth.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Bottles of Thedas by Kyndred.Raven reviews
When Inquisitor Lavellan tries to relieve some stress with Qunari spirits, chaos ensues. What's a Commander to do but find a way out of the situation? Perhaps some pandemonium is just what is needed to spur things along between a shy ex-Templar and his Inquisitor. (Cullen/F!Lavellan)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Cullen, Inquisitor, Lavellan - Complete
The Lion and The Bull by 8ron reviews
Set a few weeks after Cullen and The Inquisitor have become an item. Evelyn convinces Cullen to let her borrow his armor, but her intentions are not made clear, and he isn't entirely happy with the result.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Cullen, Varric T., Inquisitor, Iron Bull - Complete
Citadel Afterparty by LuciferDragon reviews
I cracked a small smile. "I guess I can always count on my guardian Archangel to keep me safe." "Until the final parting bullet." He pointed to his scars. "Hell, I practically took a rocket to the face for you."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Glory and Gore by Magery reviews
Jane ignored the brute's silent corpse as it thudded to the ground, routine movements shoving another thermal clip back into her shotgun as she looked around for her next target. Garrus was out there, somewhere, blue life-blood probably feeding the every-thirsty soil, and she would rip the very stars from heaven before she let him breathe his last.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Calibrating Dreams by GuileandGall reviews
Garrus is moaning in his sleep. Shepard can't help but wonder what he's dreaming about. She's extremely pleased when she finds out. *Fluff and Smut ahead. Consider yourself warned.* Cover image used in accordance to Fair Use terms from source: Mass Effect Wikia
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Big Day by Inkess reviews
Shepard and Garrus get married on Palaven. Rated M for sexytimes near the end.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Game by The Scribe13 reviews
It was a little game they played. She would tempt him to come out and face her. To have what was his. And he would stay still, a rustle in the bushes now and then but he wouldn't come out. But tonight was different.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Stereotypes by rebmarie90 reviews
Elizabeth is a young single mom of 2. Abandoned by the twin's father when she found out at 17. She has risen from it and runs a daycare and lives just a few doors down from her sister Jane and her fiance Charles. It is at their wedding that she meets William Darcy. The judgmental jerk who points out all the problems of a young girl raising kids without a father. *Changed Rating*
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,828 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Blurred lines by conillet reviews
LBD. Set during the Netherfield arc. Lizzie and Darcy find themselves in a very compromising circumstance, and something very unexpected happens... (Written for the summer of smut). One-shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Daydreams & Musings by elissebear reviews
Kinkmeme prompt fill - Turian women are notoriously quiet in bed. Shepard isn't super loud in bed, but she's completely unafraid to moan when Garrus hits a good angle or call out his name when she's coming. This makes Garrus feel like an absolute stud as well as giving him warm fuzzies. Shep doesn't know why he's QUITE so giddy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Of Makos and Missions by Galexz reviews
Garrus is annoyed that Shepard has broken the Mako - again. He uses the opportunity to learn more about the Commander, more than he had ever hoped. Full of flirty fun with a confident Garrus and a shy Shepard. ME1.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Just One Question by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Set during the party scene from the Mass Effect 3 DLC "Citadel". "There is just one question that needs to be answered now... one that will test the very bonds of our friendship. Just how do humans and Turians have sex?" Fem Shep and Garrus pairing. Slight language and mentions of sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Joker - Complete
Pride, Prejudice and Mass Effect by Maya Aodhan reviews
A very A/U fanfic. One of my favourite classics played out with my favourite game. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,175 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar - Complete
Beauty Bathes Again by austenhomegirl reviews
Stupid title, I know, but appropriate for the sequel to "Mr. Darcy's Bathing Beauty!" Set a year after Lizzy and Darcy's marriage. Cutesy, but not for the kiddies!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
To Get It Right - A Wedding Night Story by austenhomegirl reviews
Yet another D/E wedding night tale. Elizabeth is a sheltered maiden, Darcy is experienced and practically prostrate with lust. But he wants to take his time and make his new bride comfortable. Rated a strong M. Mature readers only, please.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Mr Darcy's Bathing Beauty by austenhomegirl reviews
Just a bit of smut involving everybody's favorite couple behaving naughty and way out of character. Mr. Darcy tries to do something sweet for his bride-to-be and the results are far more satisfying than he imagined they'd be...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Gancho by fourthage reviews
Citadel DLC spoilers. After the tango at the club, Shepard and Garrus can't wait to engage in a different kind of dance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Payback by Kieren reviews
In which Hyuuga Hinata takes a call in nothing but a bath towel, and Gaara gets his just desserts - er, deserts. GaaHina. AU. [One-shot] [Mature content. Please heed rating.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Ugly Like a Turian by fourthage reviews
Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Normandy's elevator by Sabaine reviews
My favorite spot on the Normandy, with the exception of my bed. - Shepard talks about how it became her favorite place. One off. Shakarian smut. And a lot of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Intercom by The Red Celt reviews
You know how Tali flirts with Garrus over the intercom even if he's already with Shepard? This is my take on what was happening on the other end, and how Garrus has to let the poor quarian down easy. Rated M because of the entire beginning.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Take Your Time by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for this prompt: "Shepard and Garrus share a bath together. A shore leave or their honeymoon, your choice. Would love to see back rub, sensual massage (from both of them to the other) and end with slow, sweet love-making. Other details like rose petal, bubbles, candles are depended on your preference." So, rated M. Of course. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Memento by Mordinette reviews
After the Suicide Mission and before Shepard turns herself in for having destroyed the Alpha Relay, she gives a lock of her hair to Garrus as a keepsake. How will he react to this strange human custom? Rated M for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
The Perks of Working Late by fourthage reviews
Shepard and Garrus reconnect after Menae and James is an accidental witness. The sex he's good with, it's what comes after that makes him uncomfortable.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] James V. - Complete
Phone Sex by The Red Celt reviews
Shepard is in love with that voice, and Garrus uses it in the best way he can. Rated M for language, adult stuff, and DAT VOICEKINK.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Joined by MadSix reviews
Garrus has a brief discussion with Shepard on becoming Primarch after some much deserved sexy-times. M for obvious reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Warm Abyss by MalayaKai reviews
Garrus does his best to get Shepard to let go and experience her first orgasm. Rated mature for a reason, graphic sex. MassKink meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Letters from the Brig by KSCrusaders reviews
A little ingenuity on the part of the Shadow Broker allows Shepard to write to Garrus after being brigged. Letter-style one-shots taking place between ME2 and ME3. FemShep/Garrus. COMPLETE.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Visual Stimulus by servantofclio reviews
Shepard discovers what Garrus has been recording with his visor all this time and leaves him a little surprise of her own. FemShep/Garrus, M for xenosexings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Lust at First Sight by OhSnap501 reviews
Hinata goes to a bar to drink herself into a coma because Naruto is engaged to Sakura. instead she gets super sexy, bad ass Gaara. AU, SUPER lemon! VERY graphic! not sure about continuation, complete for now
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Commando by dreamer.at.heart reviews
"Does Gaara wear girl's underwear, Kankuro?" Temari and Kankuro question the sexuality of their youngest brother. Except the red thong doesn't belong to him. Not a lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
A Bite to Remember by Shukumei-of-another-world reviews
Garrus bites Shepard during sexy-times, and it does NOT rock her world. Despite that, fluff follows. Mature for adult lemons. A LJ kink fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A Turian Called Horse by Boreal Peat reviews
Shepard's memory might be enough to fall in love with. When all Garrus has are memories, daydreams, and the occasional cheesy movie, he finds he'd rather make due with that than pretend this isn't the galaxy she died to protect.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Rollercoaster by Kieren reviews
They weren't compatible at all. He was the famed Captain of the Sand Hawks. Famous sporting stars didn't go around with dowdy women and their nephews. AU. GaaHina. Please heed rating. [Discontinued] [Currently being re-written and re-titled as Arm Candy. Please visit my profile to read Arm Candy. Thank you.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,010 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Aliens are Weird by KiwiDayDreams reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Lunch Hour by Kieren reviews
His eyes were still in hungry mode. She really should let him go eat right now. GaaHina. AU. [One-shot] [Please heed M-Rating.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Stumbling and Falling by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Young academy sweethearts Garrus and Shepard have decided to take the next big step in their relationship. The only problem is neither of them have any experience, much less with an alien partner! Awkward mature content and fluff. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Pants Off Now by dreamer.at.heart reviews
"It's a dress." The debate over Gaara's state of dress causes him to want his girlfriend to remove her pants. M for dirty jokes. :D NOT A LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Mr Darcy's Breeches by cherryflowerblossoms reviews
Mr. Darcy's Breeches: the real reason for his actions at the Meryton dance. Inspired by: bride and prejudice. Rated M for sexual themes.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Purple Sticker by Tatsukii reviews
Kazekage-sama, the ones with red stickers have been persuaded by their families and the ones with blue stickers have applied on their on free will, choose the best wife for yourself and our village.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Happy Accident by noobcake reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Versus by arysani reviews
Garrus/femShep written for kinkmeme on LJ; AU where reach and flexibility find a turian solider and a human ambassador going nine rounds.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
In Translation by KSCrusaders reviews
The most precious part of being alive needs no words. FemShep/Garrus smut, post-endgame. Very minor spoilers for Garrus romance, sidequest, and ME2 endgame.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Reward by Amku reviews
Unabashed FemShep/Garrus fluffsmut. Very little plot, but lots of inner musing. So if that isn't your thing... *whistles*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Vertigo by Volt reviews
Garrus and Shepard spend a quiet evening together with paints, as Shepard thinks about vertigo. Garrus/Shepard, Spoilers for Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Touch by Gia's Soul reviews
Shepard had demanded her crew to be allowed a temporary respite from duties from the council. They had been obligated to say yes, due to the most resent mission that had been forced on the Normandy. And what is the only thing Shepard wants? Food of course
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Paper Work by mimichan88 reviews
It wasnt his fault it was hers for being so irrestible GaaXHina one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Tears and Kisses in the Snow by Blood-Smeared Shuriken reviews
GaaHina [She was doing it again. Staring at him.] Almost pure fluff except for the swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Let's Talk by biyatch reviews
A nice long conversation between husband and wife...yeah right...GaaHina GaaraxHinata warning: lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
See? by CrazyHormoneGurls reviews
AU After an incrediable long night, Hinata finds herself in the same position she was in hours ago.Instead this one has green eyes GaaHin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete