![]() Harry Potter pottermore user: WizardStone10247 Profile My Name is Nobody I am the Protector of your Graves Age: all I will say is that I was born in the year of the Boar. Gender: I'll let you guess. Likes: The Night, Light from a bright full moon, Visiting Graveyards, Reading, Anime, Entertaining Children, astrology, Ghost Stories and myths, supernatural things Dislikes: Blatant disrespect for he deceased and their final resting places, Vegetables(didn't see that one coming did you?), sunny days. Astrology /- yes blank- no The Boar: Obliging]/ Loyal]/ Scrupulous] Indulgent] Truthful] Impartial]/ Intelligent]/ Sincere]/ Sociable] Thorough] Cultured] Sensual]/ Decisive] Peaceable]/ Loving]/ Profound] Sensitive]/ Naïve]/ Defenseless] Insecure]/ Sardonic] Noncompetitive]/ Willful]/ Gullible]/ Earthy] Easy Prey]/ Here's some fun stuff now "Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway." - Anonymous "Having voices in your head is normal. Listening to them, common. Arguing, acceptable. However, when you lose the argument, you're in trouble." -Anonymous "I used to have superpowers... but a therapist took them away." -Anonymous "For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain." -Anonymous "No offense, but you're insane." "Why would I take offense? I've seen your sanity and frankly it bores me." "I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places." - Anonymous "Homework and I have been engaged in an epic fight to end all epic fights... sadly I fear Homework is winning." -Anonymous "80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read." - Anonymous "You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, 'Fuck it - just grab a pile of shit. We'll get a bag at the airport.'" - Anonymous "Who was the first to see a cow and think,I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?" - Anonymous "Don't worry, one day you'll find your Prince Charming. Mine? Oh, well you seemy Prince Charming took the wrong bus, got lost int he forest, fell off a boat in the middle of the ocean, washed up on some deserted island, was rescued by pirates, reached a whole other country and is stilltoo stubborn to ask for directions." - Anonymous "Dear Students, I know when you're texting. No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Observant Teacher -Observant Teacher" "I hate it when strangers say 'I don't bite.' Yes. Because the very first thing I think of when I meet someone new is 'Holy shit this person is going to bite me.'" -Anonymous "I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry without fear, wear cute clothes... and they're the first to be rescued off of sinking ships." -Anonymous LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES Say the words out loud. 1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong 7 reasons not to mess with kids Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”. Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.” Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ” Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.” Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples. Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!" REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason! "I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you" "Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world" Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. (And that's me! I'm lefty! Hurray for the Sinister Hand!) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. You're never too old to learn something stupid. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever. A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. Baltasar Gracián Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts It's not a gimme if you're still 5 feet away The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe There are two things you can learn by stopping your back-swing at the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove Hazards attract; fairways repel. Keep this in mind A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours If there is a ball on the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up having to pray a lot A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are...that's why I get so many calls to play with friends Golf Balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse) If you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile. MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!) Post this if you found Maximum Ride: Angel Experiment on one day and the next day you absolutley needed the rest of the series. (Lucky me, I found Angel Experiment and School's Out at the same time at a book fair, picked them both up on a hunch and got addicted. Wish all my hunches turned out so good) If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Where's the fun in growing up so fast?) If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Mewtheruler, Tameera the evil one,Bookworm73, MaliceArchangela (We joked that, after being hit so many times by all those things, they'd go into orbit around my head) If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile. If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' |
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