![]() Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Hello. I just started my first story on this account, I'm currently looking for an editor buddy and someone to bounce ideas off of. If you're interested message me! My name is Avery, my favorite color is yellow and I'm a Hufflepuff. Yeah, I'm pretty cool. Now I'm going to do this copy and paste nonsense because I'm angry at the story I'm writing. Randomly list 12 of your favourite Harry Potter Characters- 1. Cedric Diggory 2. Sirius Black 3. Ginny Weasley 4. James Potter 5. Ronald Weasley 6. Hermione Granger 7. Neville Longbottom 8. Luna Lovegood 9. Remus Lupin 10. Lily Evans 11. Draco Malfoy 12. Harry Potter 1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic before? So many fucking times. Were not even going to talk about it. I don't even ship them and I've read at least a thousand fuck "Dramione" fics. 2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot. If James Potter were real, my panties would be dropping the second he said my name and ran his fingers through his hair. That cocky bastard. 3. What would happen if 8 got 12 pregnant? Why now, if Luna got Harry pregnant I think that would be quite a feat. If it were the other way around? Meh, I used to ship them before the sixth book came out. 4. Do you recall any fic's about 9? Can you recommend any? I've read a few, but they were all where he was paired up with Sirius and I don't ship that. Though it often makes for wonderful smut. 5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? NOOOOOOOO. I hate those fics where Hermione goes back in time and falls for Sirius. Blegh. Makes me sick. 6. 5 and 9 or 5 and 10? Neither! Ewwww. I don't want Ronald anywhere near Remus or Lily! Eww. If I had to pick, I'd go with Ron and Remus, they've got the whole teacher student thing going on. 7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? If Neville walked in on Sirius and Harry having sex, I think he'd faint. Literally. Then Sirius and Harry would wipe his memory, of course. 8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. Ginny goes back in time to meet her fiance's parents, she wants to get to know them and have them approve of her, but her fiance's mother more than approves of Ginny. God that was gross. 9. Is there any such thing as a 1 and 8 fluff fic? Probably, I think just about anything with Luna is a fluff fic. So Luna and Cedric wouldn't be an exception. 10. Suggest a title for a 7 and 12, hurt/ comfort fic. Chosen- Harry and Neville have problems with their roles in the prophecy. 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1? James to de-flower Cedric. God, I don't know. I imagine they're up in heaven, seeing as the same wand killed them both and they're getting busy. I don't know! Jeez, that's just ridiculous. 12. Does anyone on your friend's list read 7 slash fics? Probably, it's Neville Neville can do what he wants. 13. Does anyone on your friend's list write or draw 11? Everyone and their mom writes Draco. 14. Would anyone you know write a 2, 4 and 5? Yeah I imagine Ron is having trouble with things so he turns to people of the past for advice. James and Sirius were quite the ladies men back in the day. 15. What might 10 scream in a great moment of passion? "James!" I can never picture Lily with anyone else... I just can't. 16. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, which song would you choose? Probably Painting Flowers by All Time Low. Luna is just... that kind of girl who I want someone to do anything for her, even paint flowers. 17. If you wrote a 1, 6 and 12 fic, what would the warning be? Cedric, Harry and Hermione... Well that pretty much writes itself; During the Triwizard Tournament two of the champions start feeling a twinge of jealousy whenever they look and see one of their comrades getting a bit of something they both want. Who will get the prize? Romance, Adventure, Drama. 18. What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? "You never have to be serious with me." Gah, that's awful. Lily to Sirius. 19. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? A long ass time ago. Ron isn't one of my favorites to read about. 20. What is 6's super secret kink? You gotta talk nerdy to her! (; 21. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? Draco shag Remus? Never. 22. If 3 and 7 got together, who would top? Ginny and Neville? How adorable! I think they'd switch, I imagine Neville could be quite satisfying. 23. 1 and 9 are in a hppy relationship, until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and find's true love with 3. What title would you give the fic? And name one person, who should write it. 24. How would you feel if 7 and 8 were a canon? If Neville and Luna were canon I would be so fucking happy. But they aren't and that sucks. Whatever. |
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