hi okay so name ; CAMMIE will do age ; 13 currently hair colour ; auburn eye colour ; multi-coloured from ; Ireland like ; reading, drawing, singing and sugar dislikes ; bullies, haters, vegetables and math godly parent ; the one and only Hestia powers ; fire power, home and the hearth!!! μόνο στο θάνατο κάνει το καθήκον τέλος If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. 98 per cent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 per cent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five per cent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five per cent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 per cent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 per cent laughing your ass off. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile Dear bullies, See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. if you're crazy, copy this onto your Profile My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me. Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough! I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"... I ran with scissors, and lived! I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I don't get even, I get odder. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. REMEMBER WHEN .. getting high meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties? when your W0RST Enemies were your siblings and race issue's were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now here's to never growing up five favourite goddesses 1 Hestia 2 Artimis 3 Demeter 4 Aphrodite 5 Athena five favourite gods 1 Poseidon 2 Apollo 3 Hermes 4 Hades 5 Zeus The Lightning Thief Prophecy: You shall go west and face the god who has turned. You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned. You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend. And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end. The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone, You shall find what you seek and make it your own, But despair for your life entombed within stone, And fail without friends, to fly home alone. The Titan's Curse Prophecy: Five shall go west to the goddess in chains, One shall be lost in the land without rain, The bane of Olympus shows the trail, Campers and Hunters combined prevail, The titan's curse must one withstand, And one shall perish by a parent's hand. The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise. You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand, The child of Athena's final stand. Destroy with the hero's last breath, And lose a love to worse than death. THE GREAT PROPHECY: A half-blood of the eldest gods, Shall reach sixteen against all odds. And see the world in endless sleep, The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap. A single choice shall end his days. Olympus to preserve or raze. THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call. To storm or fire, the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death. 20 Percy Jackson Questions 1. Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth 2. Favourite guy character? Percy Jackson 3. Favourite girl character? Thalia Grace 4. Favourite God? Poseidon 5. Favourite Goddess? Hestia 6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Poseidon 7. Is Luke hot? No 8. Would you join the hunters? maybe9. Archery or sword fighting? archery :P 10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? Iris Messaging11. Favourite minor God/Goddess? Iris 13. Least favourite? Janus 14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year Round15. Favourite couple? Percabeth 16. Are you a demi-god? Duh ;)17. Who would be your parent? Hestia 18. Favourite minor character(s)? The Stolls 19. Ethan or Luke? Luke 20. Favourite monster? Hellhound Copy and paste this to your profile if you think it should be legal to ground your parents and get a free pizza delivered to your house every Friday! Add your penname to this list!' IAmJamieDaughterofHypnos I am Thalia Daughter of Zeus IamPiperdaughterofAphrodite ZeusPosedonHade's Son hestiaisdabest378 Real name cammie street name (4 letters of real name plus 'izzle') camiizzle Detective name (fav colour, fav animal) black wolf Soap Opera name (middle name, street) cindy light Star Wars name (3 letters last name, 2 letters first name) otoca Superhero name (colour of underwear, fav candy) white galaxy Goth name ('black' plus name of pet/toy) black starlite If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hated Hercules after reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you udrentnad waht I'm syanig pstae tihs on yuor pfriloe. Quiz! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favourite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.(BOLD the ones you are.) I solemnly take the Percy Jackson and the Olympians Pledge I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go And never to forget it no matter how old I grow. This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything flying out. 2. Gotten your head stuck between stair rails. 3. Broken a chair by leaning back on it. 4. spit gum out of your mouth when talking. 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking. 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not. 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself. 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand. 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull. 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push. 11. Have actually believed someone when they said they knew how to make a love potion. 12. Have hit yourself in the process of hitting something else. 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs. 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave. 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair. 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth when trying to blow a bubble. 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else while you bit into it. 18. Have had your drink come out of your nose because you were laughing so hard. 19. Have called one of your good friends by a wrong name. 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot. 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there and then went outside with it. 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door. 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else. 25. Searched for your cell phone while talking on it. 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to understand a joke. 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer. 28. have gotten your hair stuck in a fan. 29. Tripped on a crack on a sidewalk. 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock or 6;15 o'clock. 31. After someone told you there was gum on the ground, you stepped on it. 32. Put on a white shirt even though you know it's raining outside. 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else. 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property. 35. Touched the stove, the hot pan, the curling iron, etc. on purpose even though you know it was hot. 36. Picked your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidently put the old clothes back on. 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't working. 38. Put the cereal in the fridge or the milk in the cupboard. 39. Walked into a pole. 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes accidentally. 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house. 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on. 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small. 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck on your shoe with realizing it. 45. Went to go get something/do something, then when you got there forgot what it was 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it. 47. Fallen out of your chair when trying to pick something up. 48. Have poked yourself in the eye. 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on. 50. Melted your hairbrush by blow drying your hair. 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test. 52. Have accidently stabbed yourself with a pencil. 53. Have sung the wrong verse to the song without realizing it. 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were. 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on. 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it. 60. Have ever laughed at a joke no one else thought was funny. 61. Done the macarena to the electric slide or vice versa. 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it. (no it's always vice versa! ha!) 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence. 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person. 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment, because you thought there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot it was there. 66. Did more work on an assignment, because you didn't read the directions. 67. Corrected someone's grammar/punctuation, then realized that you were the one that was wrong. 68. Put something in a special place so you would remember where it was, but then forgot where it was. 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it spill out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what you said and got caught. 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let them go so that they would come back and snap you in the face. 73. Ran into a door jam. 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately do something stupid. 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it. 76. Have purposely licked playground sand. 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flick yourself with a rubber band. 78. Gotten so hyper that someone thought you were drunk, when you weren't. 79. Have gotten so hyper you actually scared people. 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs off. 81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, and did it again. 82. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off. 83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop at the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you're talking about. 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair. 86. Used a straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone else. 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds look weird. 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people. 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria. 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil. 92. Have draw finger puppets on your fingers then named them. 93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without realizing it. 94. Started telling a story and forgot what you were saying or forgot the rest of the story. 95. When you saw a 'beware of a dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dog without realizing they owned the dog. 96. You have spelled your own name wrong before. 97. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper. 98. When lying in your bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth. (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you cried post this in your profile. godly quiz 1 Artimis 2 Apollo 3 Artimis 4 Hermes 5 Hades 6 Hades 7 Athena 8 Poseidon 9 Hermes 10 Aphrodite so Hermes, Hades or Artimis I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! If you cluod raed tihs cpoy and psate tihs to yuor plorife. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile... If you think that sugar is a reason to live, copy and paste this onto your profile. You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING? Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies? What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs. Slinky escalator = endless fun People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?" Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you. I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty! I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to. Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up? If you can't convince them, confuse them. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already. Earth is the insane asylum of the universe. There's no place like home . . . but Wal-Mart's close. You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention. Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future. The rules only apply if you get caught. A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid! You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you. So many stupid people, so little duct tape. I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly? I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you. I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us? Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE! The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. Time you enjoy wasting, wasn't wasted. People who kiss rear ends aren't as respected as those who kick them. The night is darkest just before the dawn. Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push. In their last moments, people show you who they really are. Things are always gonna get worse, before they get better. If you're working alone, wear a mask. You have my permission to die. |