![]() Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Academy. My name is Jemma, I'm 18 years old, I am obsessed with Vampire Academy I live in South Africa, and before you ask, No the lions do not roam free here, and we have actual houses I am in College, and I am planning to become a photo journalist ~98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. ~If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. ~90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. 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