Will The Charizard
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Joined 11-30-12, id: 4392029, Profile Updated: 09-23-14
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BREIF NOTICE:

I am not dead. I am not quitting. I am just busy as s#it recently, and I don't time to do much writing. I did take an advanced writing class, though, so I shouldn't be as bad when I'm back.

About me:

Gender: male

Hair: brown

Eyes: green/grey-ish

Hobbies: reading good stuff, video games(PS3 or nintendo), listen to music, play music, ect.

Favorite movies: Elf, Young Frankenstien, Robin Hood: Men in tights, Kill Bill volume 1, Zombieland, The Green Mile (I cried like a baby), the Batman trilogy, the LOTR trilogy, first pokemon movie, Skyfall, Star Trek, Star Trek: Into Darkness (I liked it more than Wrath of Kahn), Rocky IV

Favorite Music: Art is Dead (or most other Bo Burnham songs), Somebody to love (Queen), Hotel California, Centerfold, Hells Bells, anything FUN., Eye of the Tiger (of course), Final Countdown, Journey, The Who, The Offspring , Pink Floyd, Watsky, Boston

Other things I like: Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, MLP: FiM(problem?), camping, zombie movies, Adventure Time, Metroid

Things I can't stand: (about fanfiction.net)

1. Flamers. I don't mind people telling me my story is bad. If you think my writing is bad, tell me, please. But, also, give me a reason why you dislike it. People saying 'you suk at riting and ur gay!!111!!' just tell me that they're not intelligent human beings capable of interacting with other people.

2. Short chapters. I know, I'm guilty of this myself. But I don't mean chapters that are one to two thousand words, I mean chapters with less than a thousand words in them. Unless your story is something funny that can be enjoyed in small bits, and is updated frequently, you really can't tell a story in 200 words.

3. Profiles with nothing on them. Why join a site that people put stories on if you aren't going to write yourself? Some people make profiles just to review, but you can just submit a review as a guest, or make a name, but not a full profile. People with no bios, too. you can spend five minutes telling a little bit about yourself, it doesn't have to be specific about anything, just general info.

4. People who have terrible stories (and think they're great). There's no excuse, find a beta, or someone to help you write. If your story can go for three chapters without a coherent plot emerging just a little bit, get help. If your story reads like a text message from a dyslexic teenager, get help. If you kill off any of your characters only for them to reappear with little to no genuine explanation, get help. If you have a Mary Sue, get help. In the words of 2Lax4U, "The thing that makes me angry though, is when the sue is pointed out and the author ignores you/everybody and acts like there shit smells like roses. (Shit smells like shit)" (This is an exact quote from 2Lax4U's bio, all credit goes to him)

A few things you should know before you read my stuff:

Nobody is safe. I will kill children and adorable animals in my stories. Anybody could end up in some horrible life-changing event. Also, I swear too much. In real life, too. If you don't like that one word that starts with f and ends a lot like duck, this might not be the best place for you to look for something to read.

Favorite Quotes:

"You are one ugly motherf*ker"-Predator

"Do you know how I got these scars? My father, he was a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He dosen't like that. Not-one-bit. So – me watching – he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, “why so serious, son?” Comes at me with the knife… “Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth… “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And…Why so serious?"-the Joker, Dark Knight

"How about a majic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It's... it's gone."-the Joker, Dark Knight

"May the Schwartz be with you!"-Yogert, Spaceballs

"Do or do not, there is no try"-Yoda, The Empire strikes back

"The smartest thing a man ever said is 'Yes Dear'"-Someone

"Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids" Black Mamba and O-ren Ishii

"Don't trust whitey" the Jerk

"Everything in this room is eatable. even I'm eatable. Yes, I am eatable but that, children, is called canniblism and is frowned upon in most societies" -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocloate Factory

"That really is amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it."-Zaphod Beeblebrox, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

Being near gay people can make you gay, in the exact same way being around tall people makes you taller.-Some Fanfiction writer

"If I can change, and you can change, we can all change"-Rocky Balboa

Even if being gay was a choice, who cares..? People choose to be *holes daily and they can still get married ..! - Unknown

“Time passes, people move. Like a river’s flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition. Young love will become deep affection. The clear water’s surface reflects growth.”- Sheik, Ocarina of Time.

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Derpédex by C7sus4 reviews
Starting out on a journey? Couldn't afford a normal pokédex? Then this is for you. This is your guide to the world of pokémon for now. Lucky you. Rated M for graphic language, among other things. [Thanks a lot for 100 chapters, guys!]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 147 - Words: 228,051 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 2/1/2012
A Confession Gone Awry by Rave The Rich reviews
Follow the journey of a young couple in love with seemingly everything against them! Multiple shippings with a primary emphasis on AppealShipping, shoujoai, shouenai, yuri, het, fluff, gambling, language. Please R&R! Back with its third season.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 339,318 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 5/13/2007 - [Dawn/Hikari, Zoey/Nozomi]
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 698,986 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2006
Dash's Secret by Hopefox reviews
Rainbow Dash is a well-known pegasus mare in Ponyville, but her parents know her as a colt, Sonic Dash. When they come to visit, she must confront both her parents and her friends with the truth of her identity. Will her parents accept her as their daughter instead of their son, and how will her friends handle the secret she has kept from them for so long?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,595 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Rainbow Dash
Karyme: The Perfect Love by Houndude reviews
Alex is a normal kid. All that changes one day when his pokemon is killed and he meets a Houndoom. Will he find love along the way? R&R please! pokemonxhuman and pokemonxpokemon lemons. Rated M for lots of lemons, fluff, violence, and language
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,799 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Houndoom/Hellgar - Complete
Watcher by ratedgdr reviews
A human detective and a Gardevoir agent try to solve a series of seeming unrelated crimes, an investigation that puts both of them in danger. Rated M for violence, strong language, and a couple of very strong lemons. Fisrt story in the "Saffron Justice" series.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Speak Up by Mya Latti reviews
So after about four months of tests, the doctor had confirmed to his mother what was wrong with Red. "Your child is mute," A novelisation of the generation one games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 152,034 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Red - Complete
Of Females and Feathers by Quasimagical reviews
FiM. After an unexpected encounter with Gilda, Rainbow Dash struggles with her sexuality and who she is as a pony.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,525 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
A Golden Summer by Houndude reviews
It was the ending to a perfect summer. What better way to end it than with a perfect evening? A Glaceon and an Umbreon will experience that evening together, what will come out of it? WARNING: Explicit yuri content!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Dark Growlithe by Gardie reviews
A disillusioned Growlithe escapes from his previous pack and is taken in by another. While there he falls in love with an eevee but his nightmare isn't over. Warning: Pokemon fluff and violence.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,649 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Shining Shadows reviews
Sam is just a normal kid with a normal life, until his best friend is killed and he meets the love of his life. Rated M for violence, language, possible lemons, and it might get a little gory.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,337 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Umbreon/Blacky
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