![]() Birthday: April 25 Gender: girl Name: I'm not telling you stalker! Personality: crazy, insane, oh and thats right AWESOME Favorite color: blue Favorite animal: ummmmm panthers and wolfs Hair: medium brown shoulder length that I like dying Eyes: light blue About Me: I LOVE reading, I know it's weird but I really like spiders, I have a overactive imagination, I HATE math and spelling, and I LOVE Diet Coke. Oh and one more thing...DOCTOR WHO IS AWESOME! If I were a Demigod... Godly parent: Hermes (I am smiling mischievously at you right now) Weapon(s): uhh... two daggers that shrink to a bracelet, sword in the the I can create with my awesomeness, a shield in the form of a gloves, (what? I always have to be prepared!) Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty #-(._.-) A waffle for you, (-._.)-# A waffle for her, (-.#.-) A waffle for me, -(;u;)- No waffle for you. Waffle poem started by: Hey Walker Bait I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something. Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it. People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die. It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the physco for the rest of your life. I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY!...Me like shiny... You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..." Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" (OMG DO THEY KNOW ME?! AHHHHHH! STALKERS!) I'm the kind of girl (or boy) who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tasty! P.S: I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy. -BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS -BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool! - There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - - "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing! - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - He who laughs last didn't get it. - When there's a will, I want to be in it. -Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. -Don't try to hold your hand over my mouth to make my shut up. I'll lick you. -I'm really shy at first, but once you get to know me, be prepared to meet the craziest lunatic in your life! -I run with scissors. It makes my feel dangerous. -I'm the type of person who can watch plenty of horror movies and not get scared, but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster. -Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But then it gets boring, so I go back to being me. -The greatest pleasure in life is doing something people tell you not to do. -Do not interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! -Dear Math, -So stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT! -My imaginary friends think you have serious problems. -It's okay... Imma ninja! -What's this thing you call "normal"? Is it contagious? OMG DON'T TOUCH ME! I don't want to catch your "normal"! -Say no to drugs. -Moo! I'm a fish! -Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are foot prints on the moon! -I'm not random! you just can't think as fast as me! -When nothing goes right, go left. You do some insane stunt and get arrested. Now, think about this. Your friend will bail you out of jail and then scold you. Your BEST friend will be sitting in the cell next to you screaming, "LETS DO IT AGAIN!" Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid butt. Copy and paste this on your profile if you've ever burst out singing the theme song of your favorite show or video game. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile. If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb (hi Percy! You were clueless about Annabeth!), copy and paste this into your profile. Things that make you feel smart. Go ahead, feel smart. On Sears hairdryer: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: D On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On artificial bacon: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law). "Laughter is Timeless, Imagination has no age, and dreams are forever" - Walt Disney If they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile. Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason. -If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you failed English 101 Love is like air, you can't see it but it's always there Love is like the wind, You can't see it but you can feel it. Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly. "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter." –– Jim Carrey "I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%." –– also L "Risking your life and doing something that could rob you of your life are exact opposites." –– L (if you can't tell, I really love L!) "Will you be eating that cake? ... say what you want, but I will be taking the cake." –– L "There are... many types of monsters in this world: monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood, and... monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though they have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it. Because in truth, I am that monster." –– L (*sob* poor L *sniffle*) "Yeah, we get it. Life sucks. So shut up and pay attention." –– me "If you have any reason to trust me, you aren't talking about me." –– ? "Sometimes size and strength aren't everything. Sometimes you just need a thief's skills and a whole lot of luck." –– ? "I don't have to study. I'll just wing it. And in my case, I know how to fly." –– me "Release your inner randomtivity. Avacado." –– already did _ RANDOM STUFF TIME!!!!!!!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Strangers stab you in the front. Dear Math, Dear Math, Dear Yahoo, Dear Noah, Dear America, Dear Impossible, I The 6 Truths of Life 1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue 2.You just tried to do the above 3.The first one is a lie 4.You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot 5.You are going to post this on your page for some other sucker to read it 6. You're smiling like an idiot right now I dream of a better tomorrow –– where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. They told me I could become anything. So I became a rock. Bookstores are one of the only pieces of evidence we have left that people are still thinking. I ran with scissors. And lived. I am nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. I did what they said and took the road less traveled –– now where the heck am I? An apple a day keeps the doctor away –– if well aimed. Smile... even though it freaks other people out. There's a fine line between sanity and insanity. I believe I crossed it several hundred miles back. When there's an awkward silence... "FOR NARNIA!" I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute. I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter. Ah... Medieval Times. When boys opened doors for girls instead of trampling them on their way out. Those were the good old days. Keep smiling –– it makes everyone wonder what you're up to. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them. I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. It is better to keep your mouth shut and make people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. I wasn't calling you names. I was stating the obvious. I'm sick of all this talk about vampires and werewolves. What we really need is a good book about unicorns. I'm not cynical. Everything just sucks. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again. The difference between brilliance and stupidity is that brilliance has its limits. I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid. You have the right to remain silent, so please just shut up. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. I didn't slap you! I just gave you a high five in the face. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice. If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them AND you have their shoes! Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into things. Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest to sit down and shut up. Whoever says nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Whoever says that words never hurt has obviously never gotten hit by a dictionary. Whoever says "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has obviously never tried. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. I'm only Grumpy because you're Dopey. I'm the kind of girl who can watch a horror movie without getting scared, but jumps and screams when the toast pops out of the toaster. Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate! US quality: made in China. Other people want to be werewolves and vampires. I want to be a unicorn. Let's eat, Gramma! It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces. I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug. WARNING: Cleaning my room: School: The following statement is true. I have two rules: Give me candy –– OR ELSE. Come to the Dark Side. We have COOKIES! Be insane, because well behaved girls never made history. When life gives you lemons, it better also give you water and sugar. Otherwise your lemonade is going to really suck. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and laugh your butt off while everyone tries to figure out how the heck you did it. When life gives you lemons, play with their DNA and make them into SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons, scream, "I wanted LIMES!" When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey, free lemons! When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand the Mark of Athena instead. When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye. When life gives you lemons, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'im. If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. When life gives you Skittles, chuck them at people and yell, "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" Death Note: IF YOU ARE A FIRM BELIEVER AND/OR WISH THAT L DID NOT...YOU KNOW WHAT, AND IS SIMPLY IN HIDING SOMEWHERE, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!! STUPID LIGHT YAGAMI! STUPID REM! (curse you both) I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, I am a naiad glad to serve you, AmandaDaughterOfHades, DarkHorseBlueSky,DayDreamer425 Girls Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun! Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, there was a story that a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste. 92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this into your profile if you are among the 8% who would be laughing their butts off. 90% of the teenage population would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely and permanently destroyed. If you are among the 10% who would be laughing (or had hacked the site in the first place and would be reclining in a chair with a proud smirk on your face), copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250-foot building, ready to jump. Copy and paste this if you are among the 5% who would be eating popcorn and shouting, "DO A FLIP!" 97% of teens would scream their heads off if Harry Potter was standing on the edge of a cliff, ready to jump. If you are among the 3% who would be chanting, "Jump, jump, jump..." put this into your profile. 95% of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are among the 5% who could not care less, put this into your profile and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow 929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, TeamStarKidPotter, DarkAngel382, Olives-and-Owls, Daughterofthehunt, DarkHorseBlueSky,DayDreamer425 93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're among the 7% who would laugh and reply with the question, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile. 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're among the 2% who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of girls would cry uncontrollably if Justin Beiber was kidnapped. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be among the 5% who would be torturing your new prisoner! 65% of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading. If you are among the 35% percent who read more than watch TV, copy and paste this into your profile. 15% of every high school population is considered "popular". 20% are desperate to become a part of the popular 15%. 20% couldn't care less. 15% realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10% are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5% are goths, another 5% can speak another language fluently, and yet another 5% are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5% who think the 'unpopular' 85% should rebel against the popular 15%, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., DigiDestined of Balance, Kimiko Heroux, luv2write and laugh, Souigintou, DarkHorseBlueSky, DayDreamer425 The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black.When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll be black. The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU HATE RACISM!!! Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every abortion is . . . If you're against abortion, re-post this. Don't be afraid to cry. If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms (add this to your profile if you're against child abuse) Don't be afraid to cry Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of all of the students that have been lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say goodbye Now you have two choices 1) repost 2) ignore it Please just copy and paste this on to your profile and show that you care I normally hate these kinds of things... but it actually worked! Your One And Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? 6. Name a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favourite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. (I put a fictional character, and it worked!!!) 2. If you choose: 3. If your initial is: 4. If you were born in: 5. If you choose: 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose.. 9. If you choose.. 10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1.He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.) HOW GIRLS FLIRT: 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day. My Pet Peeves: Cleaning Answering the same question asked by the same person over and over and over annoying people People that talk in text speech; i.e. "Hey, GTG BFF! TTYL!" ( the only reason I use Fav. is because I'm bad at spelling) people who don't listen to me ( yeah I'm a control freak, deal with it!) INTELLIGENCE QUIZ! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Many preschoolers got several correct answers. Most adults got them all wrong. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Caiizzle (Anyone else find that odd?) 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf (Seriously) 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Hanna Coke (lol. Just lol.) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Roscamin (sounds nice) 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue Coke (-3-) 6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Zoey (Zoey Bell XD) 7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Comeback (Okaaay...) 8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Blue Dagger (Not bad.) The girl you just called fat?She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. [1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5 [2] The answer is LOOK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15 [4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13 [5] First LOOK AT 2 [6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12 [7] I just wanna say hi [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient LOOK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6 [12] Sorry LOOK AT 8 [13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3 [15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9 (my mom thought I was having an eye seizure while doing this...) Kids Are Quick _ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I love this kid) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more. 25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay." 26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. |
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