Solara Spellforger
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Joined 08-18-05, id: 880252
Author has written 1 story for Forgotten Realms.

Name: Ambika

Age: 18

Likes: Reading, writing, video games, HAPPY people, martial arts, dance, cooking, astrology, all manner of divination, anime

Cannot abide: Country music, rude people, western books, western movies, really terrible usage of the English language

Pets: None currently, but I used to own 2.35 cats and .49 rabbits

I.Q.: According to an online IQ test, 160, but according to the WAIS, 155

Occupation: Student

Astrological Sign: Cancer, Pisces ascendant, Moon in Taurus

Currently Playing: Neverwinter Nights (PC)

Currently Reading: Stone of Tears, by Terry Goodkind, and, at the same time, Terra! by Stefano Beni

Current Idiotic Habits: Spending hours on message boards


Well, I'm supposed to write something about myself--something intriguing perhaps, or at the very least something interesting. That's where I run into a difficulty, because, you see, I can't think of anything interesting to say about myself. I can write for hours about imaginary people, but when it comes to me, I sort of have to put some long deliberation into it. It's not that I'm a boring person. I hear voices, just the same as anyone else. I've been abducted by aliens at least as many times as you have, maybe even more. I even have a daemon familiar. No, it isn't that I'm a disinteresting sort of person, it's just that I have a great deal of trouble thinking up the appropriate configuration of words with which to..ehm..magnify and compliment my astonishing strangeness in the eyes of my readers without eliciting shock and horror in the attempt.

I shall, however, make at least a halfhearted endeavor.Thus let us began with the essential questions: Who am I, What am I, and Why am I here?

Who am I? There is a difficult question. I think that if you figure it carefully though, you will come to: 42, as expressed by the equation w=(something)(interesting little Greek letter)=Weirdness Constant = 42

What am I? This one is a bit more difficult, but it is still possible to define in a logical manner. The Law of Digestive Continuity ("you are what you eat", to the uninitiated) gives us: y = the sum of all items consumed over a period of a intervals, where y can be expressed in whatever terms you would like to express it in, such that for all stupid theorems, no matter how pointless, there exists some another interesting little mathematical symbol such that it can be inferred that ice creamcarrotsmud, so long as the answer remains utterly obcure, except under the condition that a cow has digested your calculus book. Thus, we can infer that y at time t is equal to (chocolate) + (tomato soup) + (rice) + (peach pie with ice cream) + (cream of wheat) in no particularly significant order.

Why am I here? Why am I here as in, why do I exist? Or why am I here as in, why am I writing things on this website? I'll answer the last one 'cause it's more simple. Would you like to know? Huh? Huh? Would you? Alright. I'll tell you. It's because...(dramatic pause)...I FEEL LIKE IT!

So there you have it. Now go away and read my stories.

Soulshadows reviews
Kalesra finds herself caught up in the struggles of gods and demons when she finds an artifact that could determine the outcome of the Blood Wars in favor of one side or the other. Demonblood herself, she finds her place in the conflict an uncertain one.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,560 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2005