![]() Hey I am Keltrix I'm called Keltrix because why the Hades not also because I had no other ideas. I will not be revealing any info about me except that, I am a female who is obsessed with fanfiction and more specifically, PERCY JACKSON!!!! THE HUNGER GAMES!!!! DIVERGENT!!!! HARRY POTTER!!!!! MORTAL INSTRUMENTS!!!! Lets say though that I have a gigantic crush on Percy Jackson and Nico Di Angelo. (Also I totally ship their pairing but I like percabeth too, just not as much) I am a youtube nerd and I am totally addicted and in love with Pewdiepie because we can all agree that he is just gods damn amazing. My favourite music choices have to be AVICII AND IMAGINE DRAGONS!! I am a total bookworm and I love writing stories. And I think that's all you need to know about me so that's all folks! 45 Things to do in a Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at every floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button. 10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it. 23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?" 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" 33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell different people that you can see their aura. 35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..." 38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on. 39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort. 40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening. 41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo" 42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in. 43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music. 44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest. 45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious" |
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