![]() Author has written 1 story for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake. Friends vs Best Friends: FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. FRIENDS: Would call you weird for thinking magic is real. FRIENDS: Would say the guys a jerk for breaking up with you. FRIENDS: Think you're crazy for saying you have a unicorn named Archemedes that lives under your bed and chill at the same time with his penguin stalker Armando. FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. FRIENDS: Will knock and ask if you're home. BEST FRIENDS: Will walk in and say "I'M HOME!!!" whether you're there or not. FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would clap while you dance the Thriller in the middle of a party by yourself. FRIENDS: Would tell you not to go bungy jumping. FRIENDS: Would complain about how boring classes are. FRIENDS: Would call you crazy for wanting to steal a school bus. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. Oh that song? I kinda got in trouble for running around screaming it in Coles. This is this cat. Now read the 3rd word of each sentence. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you." Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? Man: Can I buy you a drink? Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? Man: Your face must turn a few heads. Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. Man: I think I could make you very happy. Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Man: Can I have your name? Man: want to see a movie? Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: I'm God's gift to women Man: I wish there was something between us Woman: Me too Man: Really? Like what? Woman: A wall -The last one is given credit to an annoying ( XD )but cool friend :), thx for the idea! |
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