Zora-man
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Joined 08-05-05, id: 871192
Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Zelda, Dragon Quest Series, and Kingdom Hearts.
i am the one that helps ,the one that is strong (the one that lives behind the dumpster)
gender : alpha male

when i was born : ask my mom

my looks : one head, two arms , two legs and a body

my birthplace : planet earth (not sure)

favorite sentence : HINGO-DINGO


right now i am sitting looking at my laptop and laughing at the TV (dora is on) man am i bored
DADADADUM-DADADADUM

catchy jingle


here is a catchy song i made up

crashing through the snow, in a one horse open rink

smashing into walls, crashing into link

my faeries are gone, i think that i am dead

i woke up in my house with an arrow through my head

ohjingle bells

zelda smells ,link destroyed an egg

the magic meter ran out of heter

and ganon ran away

jingle bells

kafei tells , Majora picks his nose

while looking for "triforce" i lost my horse

now zelda is a rose


Funny thingies

okayyyyyyyyyy , now i am a healthy part of your breakfast

Favorite sentence: I would cry more but i ran out of onions

Hey all you people (read Nightmare's Story or i will go medieval on yer ass)

did you ever notice bananas are yellow? and apples are a fruit?


My Characters

Hey all you grave robbers these are my characters , if you want to take them first email me:

Blaze the hedgehog

Shreik

Fruto

Okay, Blaze looks like knukles only 2 things.

1) He has red skin and yellow stripes

2) HE IS A HEDGEHOG!


Sneak Previews

After i finish my zelda story, i will write a funnier fic, not much of a preview

Favorite quotes:

"I locked myself in the car yesterday" by Billy from "Grim Adventures of billy and mandy"

"We are locked in! we are gonna starve!" Me locked in Publix

"These cookies are too much for you" By Nightmare The Hedgehog

"Buy 999,999 cars, GET ONE FREE!" My friend

"I'd rather watch paint melt" My girlfriend

"How can something be new and inproved?" My common sense

"BARK OR I AM GOING TO STICK A DISC UP YOUR ASS!" me to my nintendog

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Spearman's Treasure by Nightmare the Echidna reviews
Hiro, a young spearman, is doing the usual hunting, until a ligator leaves Hiro with a wound, when all hope seems lost, A young archer named Julia come to his aid... PLEASE R&R this is my 1st non humor,i hope it came out good!
Maple Story - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007
The Legend Of Sonic by Nightmare the Echidna reviews
Sonic the hedgehog goes to Hyrule and has to save it. Will he survive the bad guys, or will Navi kill Sonic first. FLAMES WILL BE IGNORED. YAY NAVI'S GONE!I'm Baaaack!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005
The real Megaman X command mission by Dr. Nando reviews
the funny alternate to the video game megaman x command mission with some thing changed in every character
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2006
Sonic College by Dr. Nando reviews
The sequel to Zoraman's fic Hedgehog elementary and Nightmare's fic sonic middle. Sonic and the gang go to college with Zero The Hedgehog and Nitghmare The Hedgehog writers from fan fiction and more...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005
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Link, Zelda, and Cookies Continued reviews
The classic it continued. Link's second part in his quest for Zelda and Cookies thanks to a prank phone call. Rated T for crude humor.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Link, Zelda
Kingdom Hearts After the battle reviews
A series of events taking place after Sora defeated Xemnas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Riku, Kairi
Dragon Quest VIII How it really happened reviews
Title say it all.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006