Hi, everyone! Here's a little about me: I'm a girl, I love Inuyasha, and I'm inlove with Inuyasha. Onward! To the fun stuff! 14 things you do NOT do: 1) Do not get Kaguya mad. This is a very important thing. 2) Do not kidnap Rin. Or you will end up a victim of Sesshoumaru's sword. 3) Do not whatsoever take Sango from Miroku. He will most likely either suck you into the Wind Tunnel, use his sutras, or bash your head in. 4) Do not take the Tetsusaiga. Inuyasha will go demon on you and most likely destroy you. 5) If Kagome says don't touch him, do not touch him. She is his, and he is hers. If you touch either, I myself will personally destroy you. 6) Must I say it again. Kikyou is already dead. Maybe she can find Naraku in hell and they can marry. That means she can stop stealing Kagome's soul and Kagome can be with Inuyasha. Which goes back to Rule #5. Do not touch Kagome's man. 7) Do not speak with Sesshoumaru about the Tetsusaiga. You will end up sliced in half. 8) If Inuyasha goes full demon, do not just stand there and go "Oh shoot". Turn and run as fast your little legs can carry you. 9) When battling Ryuukotsusei, do not listen to Totosai or Myouga. They tell you to run. Inuyasha proved them wrong when he killed Ryuukotsusei, so follow his lead. 10) Whatever you do, do not. Take. Kagome. Inuyasha will have your head in five seconds flat. 11) Do not mention Tetsusaiga to Sesshoumaru. You will become food for Ah-Uhn. 12) Yes, we know Sesshy's mokomoko is fluffy. I would suggest not to touch it, however, or you will be left in pieces. 13) We all know that Sesshy and Inuyasha are dog demons, or half dog demon in Inu's case. Do not make dog jokes, however, or call them a dog. That may cause them to work together. And as we all know is very, very, very, BAD (for you)!!!!!!! 14) If Sesshoumaru smiles, someone's dying before sundown. If he laughs, run like hell and hope you make it to the mountains in the next ten seconds. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, Nudge-Wanna-be, Melody Calls, WhiteWinterStar, I love snowy owls, Hugs and Kisses from InuxKag, Amber1233 SHORT SWEET INU-KAG FIC: Kagome:Do I ever cross your mind? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Do you like me? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Do you want me? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Would you cry if I left? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Would you live for me? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Would you do anything for me? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Choose--me or your life Inuyasha:My life Kagome runs away in shock and pain and Inuyasha runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The most bizarre group of people ever to try to save the world: Kagome- reincarnation of a dead person (who's still alive!!) Shippo- child fox demon (what's with the hairbow?) Sango- demon slayer (then why does she travel with demons?) Miroku-a lecherous monk (so much for that vow of chastity!) Kirara-demon cat (yet pet to a demon slayer?) Myouga- demon flea (he's so cowardly . . . does he even count?) Inuyasha- half dog-demon (who's in infatuated with . . . a dead person!?) What's wrong with these people!? When you know you're totally and utterly obsessed with Inuyasha 4. You get a tattoo of a spider on your back 5. You get tattoos on your face like Sesshoumaru 6. You transplant doggy ears on your head 7. You grow your hair really long and dye it white 8. You grow your hair really long and dye it black 9. You sign up for archery lessons 10. You get your nails done and go around slashing at people yelling CLAWS OF STEEL! 11. You force your sister to bleach her hair white 12. You force your other sister to wear red contacts and carry a fan around 13. You buy a giant boomerang 14. Your laugh sounds like this: "kukuku..." 15. You despise everyone around you for being human 16. You carry a pelt around your shoulder and tell everyone it's a tail 17. You really really really want to train and grow up to be a monk or a priestess but your parents wont let you 18. You carry jingling staff around town touching women 19. You like guys with pointy ears and long hair 20. You like girls in school girl uniforms 21. You wear nothing but kimonos 22. You carry around a hair spray n spray it in other people's faces yelling POISON WHIP! 23. You look up your ancestral history to see whose reincarnation you are 24. You jump in to every well you see and get yelled at by the police 25. You buy a fox pet and name it shippo 26. You buy a cat pet n draw all over its body to make it look like Kirara 27. You name your children after the characters 28. You move to japan 29. You buy a fake shikon jewel and carry it around your neck, chanting 30. When you die you want to be cremated, just like Kikyo 31. You make your boyfriend get gold contacts and dye it white n buy him fake ears 32. You make your girlfriend short green skirts and green white n red top 33. Your nickname for your lover is fluffy 34. You shout SIT many times when you get mad 35. You miss all your exams 36. You know all there is to know about sengoku jidai. you're an expert 37. You have a phobia of the new moon 38. You clutch your chest and fall over constantly 39. You eat instant ramen and udon every single day 40. You call yourself Lord of the Western Lands. That's how you head school papers. 41. You are afraid to look directly in a mirror because it'll steal your soul 42. You try to find where Kagome's shrine home is 43. Call your brother Sota even though it's not his name 44. You love fans. you always have one with you and if you see someone you dont like you wave it in front of them and say DANCE OF THE DEAD! 45. You have your tailor make a taijiya outfit for you 46. An ambulance has to come and help you out of a well because a 'demon pulled you in' 47. You put on all red and run into a burning building, thinking that your 'Fire Rat Kimono' will stop you from burning up. 48. You make a list of reasons why InuYasha shoud choose Kagome over Kikyou 49. You try to do numerous stunts while wearing a short green skirt, thinking that it wont ever fly up. 50. You run into the woods and look around for anyone pinned to a tree with an arrow. 51. You get into trouble after pulling out your dog's tooth so you could 'give it to Totosai so he could make another Tetsusaiga' 52. You carry around a fluffy white boa 53. When your boyfriend (or girlfriend) is found kissing someone else you insist that it's only because you're only their reincarnation. 54. You get sent to the hospital when you were attacked by a stray dog when you tried to feel it's ears. 55. You put a rosary around someone that is bugging you, you tell them to sit and then get mad when they don't fall face-first onto the ground. 56. You grow out your nails, sharpen them, and then when someone pisses you off you just say 'Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!' 57. When it's storming out you scream that the Thunder Brothers are back and we have to save all the foxes! 58. You buy purple eye shadow and insist that it's the same kind Naraku wears. 59. When someone brings an oriental fan to school you destroy it and when you get in trouble you say that Kagura was going to kill everyone FUNNY INUYASHA QUOTE: Inuyasha: Whatever it is, it's big. Miroku: Yes, let’s run. Inuyasha: Hmm? What, no way! You can't just eat and run! Miroku: If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It’s irrational. It’s impossible. It’s against my religion. Inuyasha: You ought to be arrested. |