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Mock My Innocence by
Hautuumaa reviews
An Elf with a thing for Orcs finds an Orc with a thing for Elves. Just enjoying their good luck would be too easy, so they begin a snail's pace trek across Middle-earth with a group of Orcs as strange as they are annoying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 240,214 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Orc, Elf
Mirrored by
brainstorm1001 reviews
What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,906 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Where The Sun Never Shines by
sickbed00 reviews
AU. The year is 1936. Jonathan Crane, an embittered old professor obsessed with fear is slowly losing his grip on reality. Only his valet, Jervis Tetch seems to care. Edward Nygma, a smooth talking trick is just trying to live the life he wants while keeping one step ahead of his best (and worst) client Harvey Dent. Of course they have to cross paths. Jon/Eddie. Multiple chapters.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,814 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow
The Childhood of a Sociopath by
wh0lockian reviews
Sherlock wasn't always the sociopath he is now, he just had a push in that direction, leading himself to believe it was true. THIS STORY IS SET IN MODERN DAY. I don't know about the 80s so I've stuck to what I know so it's slightly AU but not really. Kid!lock Teen!lock Uni!lock. Will be undergoing rewrite when finished.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 84 - Words: 182,918 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper, Anderson
Slipping Between Worlds by
A.A. Pessimal reviews
An experiment. Discworld will happen here, certainly, but there will also be aspects of Terry Pratchett's non-Discworld novels, the Johnny Maxwell trilogy. The author has written a younger version of himself in as a male "Mary Sue". forgive me...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,403 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Brain in a Jar by
iwriteholmes reviews
Sherlock's food issues are deep-seated and, at times, severe. This fic explores them throughout his life, from childhood, to his days at University and through present day.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Their Verdict of Vagaries by
Angstier reviews
• "All who fall under your gaze become accused of a silent crime… and I am yet to understand why." -Riddle. Gray!Harry lost in love and misery. Redemption, betrayal, Death Eaters, Dumbledore & the story of Grindelwald. Voldemort's rise to power. HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 81 - Words: 635,223 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
ALWAYS THE CITY by
TreacleMineRoad reviews
A moment at the end of Jingo. one-sided VV. I don't really like slash, but somehow I wanted to write this as a believable scene. No spoiler, no warnings. I do not own Discworld or any of its fascinating creations. They belong to Terry Pratchett.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by
Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 351 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Bloody Black Ribbon by
cheshire-bird reviews
Sequel to „You're gonna go far, kid!" After Vimes returns to the future, he soon has to deal with some mysterious murders and someone he least expected to see again. But that's only the beginning of Vimes' problems... and yes, this is slash.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Blind Faith by
MozartsRequiem reviews
Her collarbone was sharp beneath his hand. He felt her breath rising and falling unevenly, perhaps in panic. In between her silent, wild gasps, Voldemort felt a heart shuddering somewhere. Perhaps she thought he meant to strangle her. Perhaps he should.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,989 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Joining The Dots by
Linxcat reviews
"Everyone knew it, and that was all everyone knew. A dot dot dot relationship. One of those. And nobody had been able to join up the dots." - Unseen Academicals. Assorted one-shots and drabbles exploring Lord Vetinari and Lady Margolotta's relationship.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,376 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Vetinari, Lady Margolotta
Riddle Me A Rhyme by
Wise-One-of-Gotham reviews
Normal people aren't that great, but Edward found that out a bit too late. What is real, what is fake? Is this second 'chance' a big mistake? RiddlerxScarecrow
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,827 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Three Mistakes That Drumknott Made by
Ololon reviews
A boring day turns rather exciting when an assassin invades the Palace…and the usually infallible Drumknott makes a series of mistakes he is desperate to put right.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
Connect by
GameAndWolf reviews
Jim Moriarty didn't think he'd ever find his soul mate until he meet a nice normal fellow named Sebastian Moran. Jim wants to give him the world. He's not sure how he's going to do this without admitting that he's a criminal, but he's going to find a way.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,738 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Eyes Like a Dead Puppy by
Jim in a Crown reviews
Jim Moriarty/Sebastian Moran: an exploration of their relationship and characters. Not set in relation to "The Reichenbach Fall," so no spoilers or anything. Not fluff, not quite angst. But with Moriarty, is there even a distinction?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Walking tall against the rain by
me.fergie reviews
Jim Moriarty knew Mycroft Holmes would come for him eventually. Jim wasn't a stranger to pain, but a man can only take so much. But he will not cave in until he has what he wants. Or will he?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,364 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - J. Moriarty, Mycroft H. - Complete
You Know Who? by
What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
What would you do if you woke up with no memory of who you were, looking like a monster, stuck in a room with a giant snake? Lord Voldemort is in exactly that situation when a spell delivers him into the hands of Hermione Granger. LV/HG set during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,309 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Voldemort, Hermione G.
Cabal by
just-a-b reviews
The Spy's machinations on the Medic come to fruition in the Intelligence Room. WARNINGS: PWP, explicit sex. One-shot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Medic, Spy - Complete
The Past that Makes Us by
Hannelore-Grace reviews
Jim is attacked while alone on a very special anniversary. Sebastian, unable to care for him, accidentally takes him to John's clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,410 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Ceasefire by
DingDongFootball reviews
Sniper always hated these quiet times, for he found they only augmented the realities and harshness of war. Thankfully for him Scout is always there to break the silence. Slash. Language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sniper, Scout - Complete
A Little Night Music by
KNO3 reviews
Joker's death marked the end of an era. The city was moving on, filled with new heroes and new villains, and Scarecrow no longer had a place in Gotham. Romance between Harley Quinn and Jonathan Crane.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,131 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jonathan C., Harley Q. - Complete
Roadtrip Down Under by
Balloon Animal reviews
Two men, one van and a lot to work out between them. It's Scout and Sniper's Excellent Adventure!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Scout, Sniper
Count To Ten by
Twist reviews
COMPLETE. Grace Speaker/Havelock Vetinari. Ten years, eleven short fanfictions, one relationship. It's probably impossible to secretly date the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, but Vetinari and Grace figure they might as well give it a go anyhow.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Vetinari, G. Speaker - Complete
It Could Be Worse by
Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Past His Guard by
Morwen Tindomerel reviews
What's going on in Vetinari's mind - and briefly Vimes' - during a couple of scenes of 'Feet of Clay'.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Midwinter by
KindKit reviews
After a near-death experience, Drumknott starts coming to terms with his feelings for Vetinari. Eventual Drumknott/Vetinari slash. Set during and after The Truth and includes spoilers for that book. 7 chapters in total; now complete.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Drumknott, Vetinari - Complete
The End And What Follows by
Schildkroete reviews
Story focusing on Vimes, Vetinari and Death. AnkhMorpork has been destroyed and the end of the world is near. Fortunately, some men are very interested in stopping that from happening. Unfortunately, they’re dead already.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,394 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
The Patient X by
Seraphin1977 reviews
Hermione announced herself as a helper in St-Mungos to help the victims of the war. She has to take care for only one Patient. Someone, who waits for his execution. Lord Voldemort.Hermione tries to make him feel remorseful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,725 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
The Fiesta Job by
Twist reviews
Vimes and Vetinari go undercover to thwart an explosive assassination attempt. What are their motivations? Could it be patriotism? Or something else? Are rhetorical questions an effective strategy for attracting readers? FEATURES: mustachioed Vimes, etc.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
A Hero by
Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 8,251 - Follows: 1,223 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Fade to Black by
lily22 reviews
Vetinari goes blind. This could have a negative effect on his daily activities, result in his death or, much worse, bring about the fall of Ankh Morpork. Efforts will have to be made to fix this... or even to turn it to his advantage.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 6/29/2005
Two Men and a Baby by
Contra Mundi reviews
When the Vimeses go to Uberwald for a visit, highly paranoid Sam Vimes leaves his precious son in Lord Vetinari's care figuring that Young Sam can hardly come to harm there. What happens to Drumknott and the Patrician hardly matters. Slash
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
Trying Too Hard by
Surreptitious Chi X reviews
AU. Jarlaxle and Artemis traveling together as mercenaries. No definite timeline. Artemis seems troubled. Jarlaxle wants to help him sort out his love life. Jarlaxle has his own motives to sort out.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,040 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Kiss or Kill by
Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
lovely weather we’re having, isn’t it? by
lily22 reviews
The age-old starter of non-conversation suddenly becomes a large part of Vetinari’s life, as do talking boxes and brightly painted bits of metal that go vroom. [complete]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
The Black Knight by
Mercator reviews
Poor Vetinari. It was supposed to be a simple chess game. But wizards are such sore losers. ***FINISHED***
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003