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Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Flies.

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jack minaj by mulberrybirthmark reviews
Jack and the others have a very eventful day. very eventful,,,
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 12/14/2014
Choir Stories by Matilda384 reviews
From mischief to growing up, from struggle to relief, from class to choir, the boys did everything together. And as they say, boys will be boys. Just some random stories about the choirboys when they were in their school in England. It's mostly fun stuff with some continuing plots throughout. I hope you like it!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 140,801 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Jack M., Roger, Simon, Maurice
Noughts And Crosses by alainon reviews
He ran to the shore, tripping over the salty blue waves as the sun pierced the horizon. And maybe he did throw up, right there in the water, but he didn't care if anyone knew, and when he'd heard the howls of the others, the slicing of flesh, he ducked under water for long intervals, sometimes breaching the surface already gasping for breath before diving under again.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Jack M., Roger, Maurice - Complete
Prey by Marauder-chan reviews
Jack always saw Ralph as a rival. But as he watched the boy he considered a threat trembling beneath his own gaze, he realized that Ralph didn't quite share his sentiments.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Jack M., Ralph - Complete
Lord of the Flies Epilogue by Jessaminebell reviews
A different ending of the book where Jack wins the entire game. I've recently read the book in English class, and I've decided I'm tired of endings where the protagonist wins.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Ralph, Jack M., Naval Officer - Complete
Flowers by TheQueenofHopeandDespair reviews
She probably looks a right nonce, all these flowers in her hair. It was not befitting of a hunter to look all pretty. (Oneshot, genderbent Lord of The Flies, rather heavily implied Jalph)
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete
Already Got My Pubes by Goneismyfave1 reviews
Well, there was a girl. She came on an island which happened to be filled with boys her age. How convenient, right? But what comes to it when this girl is a dangerous psycho whom nobody should mess with? Will there be a love triangle? Or will she turn them all down? Read and find out! Not your typical girl-on-island. Strong language. Roger/OC/Jack
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,683 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - OC, Roger, Jack M.
Tonight, You're Mine by Crooked Souls reviews
Somewhat inspired by the movie of the same name. Jack Merridew, an increasingly popular musician, accidentally knocks over the coffee of his rival, Ralph, causing incredible conflict. Clever police officer Simon has an interesting solution. Tension ensues. AU, Oneshot, Slash
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete
Elements by Cutxandxrun reviews
This is ancient and was first written for school. It's really just a crazy combination a friend and I decided to mash together into a story while on a sugar high. It's honestly not that bad. We basically strung together a barely coherent backstory of Simon's death...you know what? Just read it. You can decide if you like it afterwards.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Ralph, Jack M., Simon - Complete
Sin by Briwookie reviews
"There was a part of me that wanted to believe everything I have ever known was a lie. Life wasn't the pristine existence I had once known – it was filled with destruction and hatred. I figured that living would be so much more than this. Too bad it took a simple, harmless little game to make the fire grow into something sinful." Jack-based Oneshot. Implied Jalph. Complete.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Jack M. - Complete
Nothing, yet Everything by Crooked Souls reviews
In which Jack is a jerk, but Ralph misunderstands his intentions. Slight slash, and mild language. Oneshot.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete
for slumber's sweet embrace, i try by the unsung songstress reviews
In which Ralph finds himself unable to sleep and that Jack's arms, despite their sharp, bony edges, are surprisingly warm and comfortable.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Jack M., Ralph] - Complete
Somnia by Canadino reviews
After they leave the island, Jack starts having the nightmares. No pairings.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Consensual by Canadino reviews
In which Jack tries to answer the age-old question: if it's underage but consensual, is it considered rape? Ralph and Roger do nothing to help. Jack/Simon
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
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Jack coughs, a brittle noise rattling up from his chest. Roger sighs. 'You know I can't let you eat this rubbish.' A cabinet door shuts and the tap spurts to life. 'Thirteen tubs of ice cream aren't going to make you feel any better.' - When Jack comes down with a summer cold, he sends Roger on a very important mission. Jack/Roger. Sickfic? Ambiguous post-island/modern AU. Oneshot.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Complete
Hydrargyrum reviews
" I marched over to his tree with a grimace. Voice low enough to sound vaguely threatening, I peered up at him. 'Jack,' Jack blew a smoke ring. 'Mr. Student Council President,' " Ralph is the image of high school success. Ambitious, trustworthy, personable. He has friends, family, luxuries- everything anyone could ever want. Until Jack Merridew.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Ralph, Jack M.
Flushed, Frostbitten Cheeks reviews
" 'Aren't you cold enough yet? ' he called from the porch. 'Come inside already.' Jack pouted. 'No.' "At last, snow reaches the UK! But perhaps Jack likes the cold a bit too much? Fluffy Jack/Ralph oneshot. Post-island AU.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete
Look Who's Chief Now reviews
"The sound Ralph makes—a cross between a snort and a monosyllabic chuckle—is punctuated with an open mouthed kiss placed somewhere near Jack's naval. 'Quite the whinger, aren't you, my sour little Applejack.' " Jack and Ralph get it on. Sort of. It's complicated. Ralph/Jack. Warnings: swearing, PWP, oneshot. My sincerest apologies to William Goulding. Cover art by kelpls.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete