If you feel threatened by the return of the one that went away, then pawning off that estranged granddaughter is always a viable option.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,870 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete