Oven-Mitt Troll
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Joined 07-23-12, id: 4149238, Profile Updated: 01-09-17
Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Fire Emblem, and Mr. Osomatsu/おそ松さん.

Oven-mitt trolls are curious creatures. They frequent kitchens and will take residence in abandoned oven-mitts. They are small, perhaps only reaching an estimated five inches in height, although they are extremely hard to catch and observe to be certain. They enjoy eating sweets and will ruthlessly consume any confection left out and unattended. They like to leave notes for their human hosts, either to tell them what groceries to buy after a kitchen raid or to leave notes of encouragement when they feel their host is unhappy.

Unlike other members of goblinkind oven-mitt trolls do not appear to have any inbreed hostility towards humans, nor any desire to torment people. Instead they behave with intent to establish a symbiotic relationship with the host family.

Any homeowner who finds him or herself with an oven-mitt troll on the premise should treat the situation with as much delicacy as they would with any normal house guest. Sweet things should be left on kitchen counters as peace offerings and notes be left near your oven-mitts if one desires to establish communication, since these creatures are notoriously shy and elusive.

In turn the oven-mitt troll will make sure no other pests will enter the home and perishable foods last longer in their presence.

It should be reminded, however, that any attempt at hostility toward these creatures will be met with as much trickery and retaliation expected of a normal member of goblinkind.


(Sticky Note 8/5/12)

Just uploaded my first Fanfic! I feel queasy.

Also the editing feature stinks. I can’t have dramatic gaps between lines of text for effect.

What is this grip-a-grap?

(Sticky Note 8/6/12)

Egads! I forgot to put the "w" in the word own! Proper grammar and spelling is very important!

There is no sense to be had in the phrase "in my on hands," good thing I cought it!

(Sticky Note 8/7/12)

Just put up my second story, and it's another One-shot! I'm taking baby steps.

It's one of those "future scenario, main character has a kid, introspective moment" fan fictions.

I sure hope the shippers will be pleased with my offering.

(Sticky Note 6/19/13)

What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative.

(Sticky Note 7/25/13)

Oi, it took me forever to be satisfied with the first chapter and its not nearly as long as some of the stuff I see other people plop out. I'll probably edit a bunch later on.

I just really wanted to get at least something out. Yeeesh, editing is rough at 1:04 AM I should probably get to bed then. (Stub) THERE'S A FREAKING SPELLING MISTAKE ON THE FIRST LINE FOR PETES SAAKES!

(Sticky Note 8/12/13)

Why there are no Minecraft Harvest Moon crossover fics? The severe lack of Minecraft Harvest Moon crossover fics astounds me.

(Sticky Note 11/5/13)

I got's Fire Emblem and Pokemans on the brain. Lawd help me, I've got midterm projects soon and I can't put down my 3DS. THE PARENTAL FIGURES ARE NOTICING AND BEGINNING TO QUESTION! Curse my commuter student lifestyle! (but in actually no, I don't want to pay more for living on campus.)

(Sticky Note 1/12/15)

I LIVE! Sorry about my inactivity! School is demanding then there's my internship, part time job, and generally not feeling like writing. I even started to re-write "The Role We Must Play" completely! But then I decided- "Nah man, I'm in too deep now, I'll just rework what I have!" So hopefully my edits will make sense in the long run. IF THERE EVER IS A LONG RUN! *Laughing nervously*

(Regular Note 1/9/2017)

Ha ha. wow.

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Death In The Family
(It should of ended on a higher note, like this.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2017
Hills On The Other Side reviews
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Newcomer reviews
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The Role We Must Play reviews
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Exiled By Time reviews
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Restless Slumber reviews
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The Pendulum Swings with the Cradle reviews
In a possible future, bring your daughter to work day is everyday.
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Cloud's Sword Broke my TV reviews
A story in which Cloud's huge band-aid sword breaks my TV and subsequently the 4th wall.
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