![]() Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Fire Emblem, and Mr. Osomatsu/おそ松さん. Oven-mitt trolls are curious creatures. They frequent kitchens and will take residence in abandoned oven-mitts. They are small, perhaps only reaching an estimated five inches in height, although they are extremely hard to catch and observe to be certain. They enjoy eating sweets and will ruthlessly consume any confection left out and unattended. They like to leave notes for their human hosts, either to tell them what groceries to buy after a kitchen raid or to leave notes of encouragement when they feel their host is unhappy. Unlike other members of goblinkind oven-mitt trolls do not appear to have any inbreed hostility towards humans, nor any desire to torment people. Instead they behave with intent to establish a symbiotic relationship with the host family. Any homeowner who finds him or herself with an oven-mitt troll on the premise should treat the situation with as much delicacy as they would with any normal house guest. Sweet things should be left on kitchen counters as peace offerings and notes be left near your oven-mitts if one desires to establish communication, since these creatures are notoriously shy and elusive. In turn the oven-mitt troll will make sure no other pests will enter the home and perishable foods last longer in their presence. It should be reminded, however, that any attempt at hostility toward these creatures will be met with as much trickery and retaliation expected of a normal member of goblinkind. (Sticky Note 8/5/12)
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