![]() Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I Like To Read. Enough said. Nope, not enough said. Okay I'm an immortal alien born on the planet of I'msuperhungryrightnow. If I were living on my home planet, I would be 1700 years old. However, as the I'msuperhungryrightnowiens are immortal, and our planet is much further from the sun, thus resulting in longer years, we do not age normally. In earth years I am a 170000 year old in the body of a 17 year old. I live in my crashed spacecraft, which landed some 140000 years ago in the great mysterious land of *Dramatic pause* The United States of America!!! However I won't give exact details on my location, because the government seems to like to kill aliens, and if I were killed, I couldn't update. I inhabit my space craft with my pet Jellyfishs: Doris, Boris, Noris and Carl. I like jello. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you." If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you're quiet a lot, but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you're aware that so many people today pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile. If you're a Fan Fiction addict, copy this to your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. If, you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this into your profile If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile. 99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the sky scraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% that would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" |
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