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Joined 11-26-12, id: 4383944, Profile Updated: 12-16-12
Author has written 3 stories for Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, Harry Potter, and Mythology.

Hi! I'm FyreBlood13, but please,as that is obviously not my name, call me Fi! I don't write a lot, and I'm not very confident in my writing skills. Criticism of any kind is much appreciated, no matter how harsh it is! I'm a fan of almost every pairing, but my favorites are Giroro X Natsumi from Sgt. Frog and Draco x Harry from the Harry Potter series. Thanks for reading!

-Under The Milky Way Tonight, does not have any set storyline or length,so plan on it being very long and possibly getting off-subject sometimes.

-Dark Katrina is my own story, are characters are OC and storyline is mine. I just felt like actually having a reason to work on it again, so i'm posting it.


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-Sanctuary In Books updates every Thursday

-Dark Katrina updates every Friday

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Fragility by tempestSylph reviews
It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,625 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
The Wayward Dick by Katsushika Kahori reviews
The paper balls were thrown every day and John kept them. Every day Dave wondered what the hell was written on them? Every day Dave had on huge, ostentatious headphones, every day John wondered what he was listening to? AU, two kawaii boys in high school, enjoy my idiocy
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,358 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 7/10/2012 - John E., Dave S.
The Figurehead of Queer Justice by Perdue reviews
A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 7/12/2011 - John E., Dave S.
The Romantic Behind the Grumpy Guy by TechnoApocalypse reviews
Karkat knows that he's hopelessly, head over heels in love with Jade. But Jade's with Dave, and he has no say in the matter. But when Dave breaks up with her, she suddenly has no one but him. Unintentionally taking advantage of this, he tries hard to get what he wants. Rated M for the scenes I promised my friend. This is a KarJade fanfic, hope you enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Jade H., Karkat V.
You Are My Sunshine by SummoningSpazzy reviews
yOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, mY ONLY SUNSHINE, yOU MAKE ME HAPPY, wHEN SKIES ARE GREY, yOULL NEVER KNOW DEAR, hOW MUCH i LOVE YOU, pLEASE DONT TAKE, mY SUNSHINE AWAY. gamzee/tavros
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,470 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Dave's uncool feeling leaked to the Internet by PrincessTemari reviews
My name is Dave Strider and I have fallen in love with my best friend. Good thing no one will ever read this uncool feeling of mine. Dave/John, hint Karkat/John, Karkat/Terezi ((Based on actually parts of my life)) THANK YOU SO MUCH, TEA for HELPING WITH THIS. My awesome Tea is disapprovalfish
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Dave S., John E.
What The Hell! by Pageofd reviews
A little Humanstuck DaveKat Kismesis/Matesprit (Quadrant flip) fluff/potential eventual smut thing.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,170 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Our Battlefield by Nanethiel reviews
Giroro finally gets closer to his beloved Natsumi, but at a serious cost. This story is rated M. There is mature content in this story, if you are uncomfortable with it, please don't read it. R&R
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Storm of Emotions by Nella Siphron reviews
It's my first fan fic ever! It's about Giroro and Natsumi who spend some alone time during a huge storm. Thanks to Kururu they can have a little fun, but it eventually becomes fatal for Giroro. Read to find the sweetness. WARNING: this contains mature adult content after the first chapter. You will be warned before each chapter. Disclaimer: I don't own the frogs... or the show.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
Giroro & Natsumi Present: Space Invader, Gladiator by LoveShattersWindows reviews
When Natsumi thinks she's going to have a normal Spring Break with her friends, she gets abducted by alien traffickers who want to sell her into slavery. Will Giroro be able to save her? GiroNatsu. Rated M for violence and sexual content.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,223 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
More Than Pekopon, More than Life Itself by GiroNatsu4ever reviews
When Momoka confesses her love for Fuyuki, Giroro finally works up the courage to do the same with Natsumi... but then Natsumi beats him to it! A GiroNatsu fanfiction With a little MomoFuyu in there , rated Teen just to be safe.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Fear of clowns by DanishRambling reviews
Tavros suffers from coulrophobia and his therapist thinks it's a good idea to go to a circus with his friend Vriska. But when Vriska says she can't come, Tavros has to go alone. Go alone to overcome his worst fear. But maybe, just maybe, he meets a clown that may not be that scary in the end. A tale of two people from two VERY different places and how they began to love each other.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,007 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
The Year We Finally Met by Alfred F. Scones reviews
It's John's birthday (and Spring Break) and Dave shows up for a surprise visit. Dave actually has a lot of surprises. And as the week of Dave's stay progresses, John learns more and more things about his best friend.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Mine, and Other Such Things by PrimeLaughter reviews
Gamzee and Tavros are hanging out like they do every day, only a button gets stuck to a shirtfront, causing some serious changes in their lives. T for language (written from Gamzee's perspective). PB&J don't like don't read
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Hard Lesson by MKZ4345 reviews
This story was based off of a picture I saw on tumblr, called Hard Lesson. madragingven . tumblr/post/29907499140/hard-lesson . Thank you to the person who helped me find the source art! (to see it, highlight the "link" and copy it, then when you paste it just erase the spaces between the url. Should work.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
The Ugly Sweater Shenanigan by kneekole reviews
If you had asked the Strider brothers who had broken first and closed the distance between their lips, they wouldn't be able to tell you. But honestly they hoped you would never ask, for simplicities sake.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
Confused by Galaxiebot reviews
John finally figures a few things out about his feelings for Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bittersweet by JinxDestroy reviews
Dave is too possessive of Jade, to the point where he thinks they're dating. NOTE: This is my Christmas gift for Adriana. Dave is kind of out of character for this, because his character was based off of a friend of mine who's really possessive of Adriana. ((EXTRA: Supersweet, the JadeKar NSFW. It has nothing to do with the "plot". Skip to ch. 2 if you're just here for smut.))
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Jade H., Karkat V. - Complete
Confessions of a Grown-Up Coolkid by PulseAndHaze reviews
John comes home tired after a day of work as an assistant teacher, but Dave has a little something planned... Pepsicola, Hammertime, John x Dave. Smutty one-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Lunar Love by RorilynBlackraven reviews
Ron has broken Hermione's heart and someone unexpected has come to help her pick up the pieces. Hermione X Luna. Yuri. Rated M for language, and scenes later in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Luna L.
I Can't Lose You by PinkYaoi135 reviews
Dave is in love with his best bro who sadly doesn't reciprocate. Sadstuck, Smut, just trying to get back into the swing of things. might make an alternate ending.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Yet Another Drunken Night by melancholyMisfit reviews
Your name is John Egbert and there you are again, lugging your best friend into your apartment at 3am. /Drunken Dave smut, NSFW, etc. Request from mystery Dave on MSPARP. Dom!Dave and Sub!John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
List the reasons why I love you by sophisticatedharlot reviews
John and Dave have never met before. They communicate via pesterchum and in turn learn all about each other. Dave wants to meet, but in fact John is a bit apprehensive. John has many problems of his own that he thinks Dave will leave him for a new best friend for. Emotional turns and Outbreaks of mushy feelings. Hope you enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,563 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Dave S., John E.
A very Johndave Christmas by naktojlumair reviews
Some kinky johndave fanfiction I wrote for a friend. John forgets its Christmas, when Dave drops in to remind him.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Waiting for the End by Tero Ne reviews
This is a really long and fluffy Hammertime story that is set during game and in a hypothetical end game. It was written during the Aug '12 hiatus so I tried to keep canon up to that point. Dave is in love with his best friend, but will always put his best friend first.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 103,781 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Homeward Bound by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I am Coming for You by Dracalicious reviews
Dave was John's best friend throughout his childhood and is forced to move away with Bro to Texas in middle school. After high school graduation, John and Dave agree to meet up once more. (JohnDave) (Warning: NSFW)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Sugar Free by eggjam reviews
"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." AU Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Autumn Leaves by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fluffy ficlet was written as a mini wedding gift for the fabulous saras girl. I rather like how it turned out. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Detention by HeadCanons reviews
John gets home late because of detention, Dave is waiting for him. Dubcon in the beginning, AU: No Sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Tonight & The Rest of My Life Draco&Hermione by crashingggcars reviews
A Draco and Hermione one shot, that could become a full story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
True Love Will Always Prevail by agsgroovy reviews
GiroNatsu love story with a hint of DoroKoyu love as well! Will Giroro finally confess his love for Natsumi? Will Dororo and Koyuki ever get together? Who knows! Read to find out!
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Harry Potter and the Jam Situation by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco has a certain quirk. Basically, started out as a small ficlet and turned into this whole, plotty...thing. I still like it though. Slash, and apples- those are my warnings. BEWARE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Well We Won't Be Doing That Again by fujikawaii10346 reviews
Wherein Dave tries too hard, John is sensitive, and it is explained why exactly they don't use dirty talk in bed.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Bleeding Heart by Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir reviews
My heart is breaking; if only you knew...
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
Coke Drinkers by whatshiscape reviews
"'Hey, want a coke' He called from the kitchen. 'Of Course.' John replied wiggling his eyebrows." PWP DaveJohn oneshot. boyxboy, don't like, don't read.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
shining red knight from another planet by pekoponian reviews
as you may have geussed giroro is the kight, natsumi is the damssel in distress, and the villain is none other than saburo gironatsu
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Dave: Trick John by SylphofKawaii reviews
Dave's over at John's house while his Bro has a "friend over." So he has a little ploy to trick John into being his. PepsiCola one-shot with a lemon. c:
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/8/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Love's A Botch by CrazyGirl5100 reviews
Why does love always get botched up? Why can't it EVER just go perfectly? Well, Hermione tries her best to find a way to make it finally work. But does Luna feel the same way towards her? Or will Hermione have to leave and never look back? Will she just have to leave with a dignified head high and have to forget the love of her life entirely? Rated M. Hermione/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Hermione G., Luna L.
sweet dreams by goddammit reviews
Short little hammertime drabble. Dave visits John's house for the first time after the game and is not really impressed with what he sees. Movie night!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Sleeping Summer Beauty by newanimefan reviews
Natsumi gets another strange illness. There's only one cure, but what could it be? GiroNatsu. Please R&R!
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Guilty Pleasures by I.Write.Love reviews
There were just somethings you did late at night in a desperate attempt to get off that you wouldn't ever want him to know about. DaveJohn angsty smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
What Document? by AllKnowingNiko reviews
You know that time... you've all had it at least once... where someone walks in on you writing fanfiction? Yeah... welcome to my world. My name is John Egbert, and this is the time my best friend in the world discovered my fanfiction.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
KGU: Because I Love You by Kathryn Christine Starcrafter reviews
Natsumi confesses her love for Mutsumi but he turns her down. Giroro tries to cheer her up but in the end she forces him away. GiroNatsu
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H. - Complete
Bet On It by switz-vamp23 reviews
Draco and Hermione have a little fun after Draco walks in on Hermione during her "private time".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Airplane Shenanigans Ecomomy by fujikawaii10346 reviews
Dave is bored during a flight. He has an idea about what he and John can do, but... They're on a plane. Not much room. Commence cramped bathroom sex! For the economy class traveler.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Shared Space by SolarMorrigan reviews
"This is exactly why teenage boys shouldn't be forced to share a bed, Dave decided." Dave/John slash, fill for the kink meme, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Acceptance by Jade Gatton reviews
Everything is laid out on the table when John and Dave get caught at school.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dave S., John E.
John: be a cat by pepsicola porn reviews
Dave visits John, who decides to act like a cat for some reason, and Dave barks. Ironically. AU. Dave/John fluff & smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Would You Kiss Me by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
John has been in love with Dave for a long time, and truths aren't spoken until Dave comes home with some alcoholic incentive. DaveJohn, PWP, oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Birthday Surprises by fujikawaii10346 reviews
It's John's birthday, and Dave has something special in store for him. PWP! Warnings: Bondage, toys, teasing, ect. ect. Sequel in progress!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
One Helluva Dayve by AllKnowingNiko reviews
John comes home hell-tired, Dave decides to help him relax... the way only a Strider can! Lemony deliciousness, boy x boy, don't like don't read! Please enjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
The Derptastic story of Egbert and Strider by Nekobishi reviews
Some BL . Dave and John.Yeah guys. Begining might be a tad slow,but after that,raging hormones hot butt secks.awww yeah.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dave S., John E.
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Basic Instincts by thatlanngirl reviews
The strangest things can happen when Jade gets a hold of spell books, like morphing into half animal beings. After she leaves to get them fixed up, what happens when Dave and John stay behind? Dave/John. Mature.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Rule Number 495 by Mister Jackkkk reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 495: Repeat: Draco and Harry are not secret lovers. Draco and Harry are NOT secret lovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Platinum and Russet by collardog reviews
Hermione and Luna are away on holiday, what sort of fun will occur?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Certain Arrangement by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Dave is a pizza delivery guy. When John doesn't have enough money to pay for his pizza, they decide to come to an agreement on how John will pay for this... DavxJohn. Plot-less SMUT.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Reconciling Incompatible Us by drunkopp reviews
All John Egbert wanted was to conform their differences in social status, and not feel like his friendship is falling apart from Mr. Popularity here. And Dave Strider, well he was just trying to seduce his best friend. AU College Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,398 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Dave S., John E.
Those Freckles by SolarMorrigan reviews
Fill for the Kink Meme II. freckly!John/Dave, Dave finds John's freckles to be sexy. Oneshot. I honestly have no idea what genre this goes in, my apologies.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
It's almost like they're attached to your face! by Jem'appelleAugustine reviews
It's been more than three months and John has literally had enough. Those shades are coming off.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Dave S., John E.
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Glow In The Dark Sunglasses by I.Write.Love reviews
In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Seducing Snape by OpenYourHeart2Me reviews
Hermione and Snape want each other. But will he admit it, or will Hermione have to go to extraordinary lengths to seduce Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Going on a train ride by rickmanfan1978 reviews
Hermione is forced to sit beside Snape on the train
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Professional by Love-slave reviews
Draco is a therapists and Harry Potter-being Harry Potter-needs a little help... of course Draco Malfoy-being Draco Malfoy-needs some too. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,559 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bursting Bubbles by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
False Hate by tragicpoet54 reviews
Harry and Draco try to dual but it turns into something else. Lemon. Harry/Draco. Be warned, graphic yaoi. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Apprentice by NightingGail reviews
Hermione becomes an apprentice for Professor Snape. More to come as the story develops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Yes, Professor by MissGiaDarcy reviews
Harry and Draco like to play. Really naughty Harry/Draco! Don't say I didn't warn you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Naught as Queer as Ford by Concupiscence66 reviews
Ford is trapped on Earth where they think digital watches and being strictly heterosexual are pretty neat ideas.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Beyond Expectations by Jendra reviews
Sequel to JGE. Sixth Year has begun. With Voldie gone, it should all be perfect, right? Wrong. Changes are coming, and some things are Beyond even Harry's Expectations. HP/LM crossdressing, Dumble bashing, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,996 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Detention by Monilala reviews
What will happen when Draco and Hermione are thrown togther in detention?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,053 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantasia by eyepatchesandpipes reviews
Luna 'accidently' shows Hermione a rather interesting spell... HGMM, femmeslash, smut, two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jade Green Eyes by Jendra reviews
Harry found a way to hide from a world that wanted too much from him. Crossdressing, Harry/Lucius slash Sequel to Mythic Alliance don't need to read it first
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,591 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Nightdress by rayon.de.soleil reviews
Draco snoops through Hermione's drawers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Action Figures by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ranus Princeps by nicevenn reviews
Harry is the victim of a curse that only Draco Malfoy can break. Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 257 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sparkle Sparkle Princesses by Cheryl Dyson reviews
One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Solicitation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
George Weasley fixes up his brother after an incident involving a sprained ankle. WARNING: Brothercest and MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/17/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Gloves by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is following Draco, as usual. This is pretty much complete PWP, so heed the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT thingy. This is where Dyson's glove kink began.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Lap Dance for Snape by Flickerphile reviews
When Snape follows rumors Hermione works at a gentleman's club, he gets more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Temptation by Kylara Kitsune reviews
A smouldering glance across the crowd was all it took. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Amelioration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Here We Come a Wassailing by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
House of Masks by Digitallace reviews
Harry had the feeling that once he stepped through those doors, his life would be irrevocably changed. Explicit content warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Partake by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Entangled by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART SIX of the Escorts saga. Draco and Harry thought their problems were over when they ousted Umbridge from the Ministry. It turns out their problems are only beginning. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,857 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Watercoloured by Cheryl Dyson reviews
ANGST WARNING. I don't normally write this, so it might come as a shock. It does, of course, contain explicit adult content. I find it a satisfying explanation for something that always bothered me in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/21/2009 - James P., Regulus B. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flying Lessons by shadesofgrey1321 reviews
Hermione is determined to fly. Draco decides to help her out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eyes on Fire by Daynika reviews
Draco can't seem to stop staring at Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,938 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moonlight Meeting by MustangWill reviews
Harry and Draco one shot; yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Thing Since Sliced Milk by TheRimmerConnection reviews
Before he ever met Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent had a pretty appalling day. We are not convinced that the situation will improve... Pretty fluffy original meeting, heading eventually for some charming FordArthur slashiness
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008
A Series of Detentions by thedarkestdesire reviews
Hermione has a thing for Snape and vise versa. Snape keeps giving Hermione detention. What happens in detention stays there. Hermione x Snape. Rated M for sexual content. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kisses in the Dark by Deatheater Amelia reviews
Kidnapping isn't that bad. Is it? Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Toast by murderofonerose reviews
Includes two cons, three different kinds of alcohol, Ford in a sink, and one very simple answer. Oh, and lots of fooling around. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
The Arthur Dent Guide to Seduction by murderofonerose reviews
Ford has stolen Arthur's dressing gown. Arthur retaliates.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Polishing the Broom by rospberry reviews
Potions class, Harry and Draco, smut and silliness. Harry/Draco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Titles by murderofonerose reviews
This is a silly title. But then they all are, so, really, why complain? This is the same kind of logic that drives the plot. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/12/2008
Truth or Dare by albe-chan reviews
Prequel to the Take Me to Bed series. Hermione and Luna have a sleep-over, and a simple game turns ultra-naughty, ultra-fast. Basically SMUT. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. HGLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
All Before Breakfast by Pirate Hatter reviews
Ford wakes up one morning and decides to molest Arthur. Arthur just wants breakfast. Slash. FordArthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by slytherincrush reviews
Truth or Dare. Draco and Hermione. You do the math...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Repeat Performance by Em90 reviews
Snape & Hermione, oneshot, pwp, lemons COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 295 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts in Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Five of the Escort series! Draco and Harry return to London and try to resume their lives. Too bad they have a large assortment of enemies. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 194 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Le Obscure Prompt War by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Strawberries by meeses reviews
Draco obsesses over Harry and strawberries. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Winners Never Cheat Unless They're Slytherin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Malfoy will do just about anything to win a contest and sometimes Harry talks too much. Mild slash... I wrote this as a birthday present and forgot to post it! Better late than never, eh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Need by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are trapped in a basement and Draco is being such a Malfoy... This is just a quickie cute story because I'm frantically typing the next sequel to... whatever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cloaked in House Colors by Amy H Tak reviews
Hermione and Draco are returning to Hogwarts for 7th year, and Draco knows something Hermione doesn't. What is it?HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Draco and Harry: Escorts Abandoned by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Four of the Escort Series. *cringe* Sorry about the angst. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirt Revisited by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three in the Escort Service Trilogy. Part One was cute, Part Two was slashy steaming hot, and Part Three should be a nice combination of the two. Friends can be such a problem. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco and Harrys' Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Medicine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,884 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spinner's End by missparker85 reviews
Hermione goes to work for Snape at Spinner's End. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Handcuffs by SiriuslovesRemus reviews
The title says it all. Harry and Draco experiment in the bedroom. Sexy oneshot with Harry x Draco as the featured pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Map of You by Moonglow-girl reviews
Harry's thoughts on Draco. This is slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The First Light of Dawn by lilsk reviews
Takes place two years after Hermione graduates from Hogwarts. Hermione returns to her former school to assist Professor Snape with his potions. Hermione/Snape romance. Chapter 7 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,322 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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Dark Katrina
My own twist off a horror story I heard as a kid. 99% of it is my oc. And yes...they ARE werewolves.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,056 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012
Under The Milky Way Tonight- A GiroNatsu Story reviews
Giroro is waiting for his Natsumi, but she never comes out of her room. He decides to go see if there's a problem. This is VERY loosely based off the song "Under The Milky Way Tonight" by The Church. I do NOT own the song, band, any of the characters, or Sgt. Frog.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
Sanctuary In Books reviews
Hermione and Luna both love reading books. Maybe they have more in common as well? Hermione/Luna Warning-If you are not a fan of same-sex couples, this story is definitely not for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Hermione G., Luna L.
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