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Joined 03-02-11, id: 2774178, Profile Updated: 03-28-15
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Yu-Gi-Oh, Avengers, and Rephaim series.

Hello! My name is Jess. I live in Tasmania. I like cake.

Fandoms include: Death Note, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Marvel, the Rephaim series, the Sharpe series, and Yugioh!

Other obsessions: blue cheese, jazz music, poetry, mermaids, and tumblr (greeneggsandhands.tumblr.com)

Currently fangirling over: Paula Weston's Rephaim series, autumn weather, and Tom Hiddleston.

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The Loki Equation by Spiesinthedark reviews
Odd things start to happen to a fanfiction lover...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Loki
Guideline To Living With The Avengers Part II by szynka2496 reviews
Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,657 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Hello, I'll Be Your Waiter by j'adore macabre reviews
"Tony looked up and his heart stopped. He was staring up at a familiar face that was far less hungry and lean than last he saw it. When asked for his name, the waiter smiled and replied, 'Freddie'." Two years after the battle, Loki seemingly has no memory of himself as a god and Tony's goal is to find out if it really is the god or an unfortunate look-alike. Frostiron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Sharpe's Legend by Blackadder VII reviews
Sequel/Prequel to Sharpe's Doctor; The Doctor and Amy Pond travel to India 1802 where along with Sergeant Richard Sharpe they get embroiled in a Raja's deadly scheme. With an old foe at there backs, will Sharpe and the Doctor be able to save the day? The wonderful cover image designed by BlueNeutrino!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sharpe Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/8/2011 - 11th Doctor
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Ringtone by BlackNymph reviews
It occurred to exactly no one that Thor didn't know how to work a cell phone. Have some brothers-related feels.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Let's Pick on Loki by SidneyStrange reviews
AU-ish Crack-fic. Loki is part of the team and Tony decides to air some of his dirty laundry after reading up on Norse mythology. No slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
Loki finds His inner Bliss by chatnoir1 reviews
Loki's acting strange and Tony thinks he knows why. What do you do with a blissed-out Trickster? One shot. Loki/Thor/Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Choice Decisions by letthequeenconquer reviews
What if Sansa had left King's Landing with Sandor Clegane after the Burning of the Blackwater? Alternating POV's. Rating may change as story goes.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,989 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Sharpe's Stand by Stanley Marlowe reviews
Set in between "Sharpe's Rifles" and "Sharpe's Havoc", this story deals with Sharpe as he fights against the French, and incompetence on his own side. Along with him are the redoubtable characters that Sharpe fans know and love.
Sharpe Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Sharpe's Letters by amandalynwood reviews
Based on the Sharpe series/set after the Waterloo episode/Richard hopes to gain custody of his daughter/ sever all ties w/Jane & make a life with Lucille. Sharpe/Lucille, Sharpe/past lovers Sharpe/OFC. Harper/Ramona Many detailed lemons.
Sharpe Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
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Burn, Baby, Burn reviews
One-shot. Gabe's POV. Set after 'Shimmer'. Basically, what I think will happen in the first chapter of 'Burn'. (It would be fantastic if you left a review!)
Rephaim series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Complete
An Early Birthday Present reviews
A Science Bros underwater!AU where Tony is a merman and Bruce is a pufferfish. What a wonderful time to be alive.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Wait reviews
Ryou is at the park waiting for Marik to show up for their first date. Angstshipping Fluff
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Hanaiah of Gondor reviews
Hanaiah is a young woman who, while stranded on the plains of Rohan, meets the mighty warrior, Boromir. Though the pair don't see eye to eye, they have to learn to get along when Hanaiah is entrusted into his care.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Boromir
Weasley's Robin reviews
From the POV of George Weasley. OFC Alex Robbins is a new student at Hogwarts and has just arrived to complete her seventh year of magical tuition: the same year as George. The pair inevitably fall in love - but will it last? [A/N: THIS STORY WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATED, SORRY!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - George W.
Severus Snape and the Last Petal reviews
Severus tries to tell Lily he loves her, while James tries to win her heart over once and for all. -Rated M for an explicit scene that will be added later on-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.