Quazillionaire
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Joined 11-27-12, id: 4385429, Profile Updated: 01-15-19
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hey, people. Quazillionaire here.

About me:

I'm a recently graduated computer science student. I've got a lot going on, so chances are I won't update often.

I have some ideas, but have a hard time sitting down and writing. It's something I want to do, but it's not my top priority.

My stories:

Untitled (multi-chapter/in progress) - Naruto is forced to leave Konoha shortly after the Oto/Suna invasion because of the terrible power he possesses, and travels with Jiraiya to Kumogakure, where Naruto meets Nii Yugito, a fellow jinchūriki with a difficult past. Note: It is called "Untitled" because I have not thought up a title yet.

Continue? (one-shot/complete) - What really happened at the battle of the end? A humorous, experimental one-shot taking place in an alternate universe.

Making Mischief (one-shot/in progress) - A glimpse into the mischief-making activities on one Uzumaki Naruto. Note: This was originally the first chapter of the old version of "Untitled", but I felt like it did not add anything significant to the story. I still like the writing though, so I'm reworking it into a separate story.

Other stuff:

deviantArt name: TheQZ

If there's anything else you think I should put up here, PM me about it.

Happy reading!

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Inner Demons by livezinshadowz reviews
AU. When Utakata discovers that Yagura's being manipulated by Akatsuki, he flees the Hidden Mist with the goal to save himself and his only friend. His solution? Find the other Jinchūriki and convince them to join his fight. But the Jinchūriki have more baggage than just the Bijū they contain, and if they can't create a cohesive unit from broken recluses, they may all be dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,559 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/30 - Naruto U., Rōshi, Utakata, Jinchuriki
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 3,265 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
The Good Wife by ReiraKurenai reviews
Sixteen-year-old Ino is stuck in the body of her older self. Now she must embark on the journey of an adult, a wife and a mother while deep down she's still just a child herself. What does the future have in store for her? NarutoxIno and various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 126,979 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 1/23/2011 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.]
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Origins by Guilty.Ink reviews
"The Uchihas are a cursed clan." Hatred, and vengeance were a given and Tobirama had always been so sure of this so why was it that when he turned around, an Uchiha was smiling at him? Tobirama/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 175,942 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Tobirama S., OC] - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,890 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Checkmate by livezinshadowz reviews
One-shot, "The Cost of Living" sequel. In a world where Pein's ideal of peace is a tentative thing overseen by Naruto, Kakuzu mulls over his life's work and what his next move should be. When he's given a second opportunity to instruct a young mind, Kakuzu makes a decision that surprises even him, the repercussions of which are bound to have long-lasting effects for the world.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Kakuzu - Complete
The Line by livezinshadowz reviews
When a young Ino tries to use the Shintenshin for the first time on Naruto, something goes wrong and the two find themselves temporarily stuck in the other's body. A series of moments depicting the evolution of their relationship, from acquaintances to friends to something more, all by crossing that metaphorical line created when a boy and a girl forge a bond. Naruto/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,692 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7966 - Favs: 5,938 - Follows: 5,656 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Rewritten by Jasticus reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 8,118 - Follows: 4,548 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Beeuty & the Beast by mongrelssister reviews
Maito Gai has been assigned to a mission to pose as a nobleman due to their uncanny similarities in appearance. Unfortunately for him, he has been paired with an unfamiliar Kunoichi named Hachi Hani who has been trained in the ancient arts of seduction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,088 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Gai M. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 820 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews
They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 672 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Experiments by Shivakashi reviews
Post Timeskip. Sakura's curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Sand and of Leaf by Random1377 reviews
Just a little what-if story about a certain skeptical Leaf nin and a particular fan-wielding Sand nin... give it a shot. Ya might like it. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,510 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Complete
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Untitled reviews
- Title to be determined - Naruto is forced to leave Konoha shortly after the Oto/Suna invasion because of the terrible power he possesses, and travels with Jiraiya to Kumogakure, where Naruto meets Nii Yugito, a fellow jinchūriki with a difficult past. [Naruto owned by Masashi Kishimoto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 1/14/2013 - [Naruto U., Yugito N.]
Continue?
What really happened at the Battle of the End? Humorous, experimental one-shot. AU? [Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete