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Hi everyone my name is Jess I live in the US. If you ever have any questions about my story just ask I'll be more then welcome to answer to the best of my ability.

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A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9734 - Favs: 10,219 - Follows: 12,103 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Mine by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Fifteen year old Bella's parents pass away, and she is left in the care of her step brother, the problem? he is obsessed with her and will do anything to make her his, story contains some violence and a dark Edward, I don't own twilight. No Lemons until later in story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,225 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
once and future lovers by littlesecret84 reviews
He told me once that he preferred brunettes, but his fingers were always playing with long, blonde strands. He could never make up his mind... until he did. And now that I'm back I don't think he deserves a second chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,098 - Reviews: 4246 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3623 - Favs: 5,416 - Follows: 3,878 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Miserable At Best by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. Edward Cullen proves himself as less than desirable from day one. But as Bella begins to see past the drugs, the mood swings, she finds the shadow of boy who had lost everything, including himself. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,314 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always by sue273 reviews
When Jasper meets a gorgeous Edward in a coffee bar he is instantly attracted to him. That is until he starts to talk and move and Jasper immediately has second thoughts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,657 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jasper, Edward
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12826 - Favs: 7,009 - Follows: 6,112 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11096 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 5,995 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Love Bargain by addict-writer reviews
The story of two boys who take care of their sisters and learn about falling in love. Can they keep it a secret? How would people react when they find out about them? Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 142,935 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scared Money Never Wins by mrsbeas reviews
Edward loves Vegas, but it's not nearly as fun when you're traveling for a work conference. Will he find a suitable way to distract himself from his co-workers? AH, AU, Edward/Jasper SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,430 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Jock and The Freak by Lis123 reviews
Edward/Jasper Jasper is a misunderstood freak at his school, Edward is the Jock with a secret. JPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,194 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Chocolate Brown and Leather Whips by Krazyk85 reviews
Ladies man, Edward Cullen, is forever changed when he meets Bella Swan. When she ignores him relentlessly, he discovers the one possible way to get her attention. Can he be the sub that this Domme will want to keep? All EPOV, lemons- Subward/Domella Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 339,404 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roads by prassacut reviews
When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,087 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper
The Limits of Time by Peace.Love.Me reviews
The one thing that Jasper hates the most in the world is his stepbrother Edward. But every weekend he spends with him makes him feel differently. What if he was wrong all along? What if he mistook hatred for desire? What will happen with this new feeling?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,766 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Jasper, Edward
The Seduction of Edward Cullen by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella is a crude girl with a bad attitude. Edward is a good little church boy that Bella lusts after. Will she be able to seduce him? M for language, lemons, and corruption of innocence. OOC *Winner of Best Rosalie at The Sunflower Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,915 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tell Me What You Want by MusicMovesMyPen reviews
Jasper is constantly searching for someone new to warm his bed at night. Edward is desperately seeking someone to love. When these two meet everything changes for them. Will it be for the better or for the worst? Slash/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 116,743 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Stolen by ButYouCanCallMeLiz reviews
Bella is stolen from everything she knows to be a slave for Edward Cullen. How will she react to this drastic change in lifestyle and, more importantly, how will Edward react? Will get very dark. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,510 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella
Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Rebellions by 0421201704122019 reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4998 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 3,014 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Return to My Side by Writing Ficariously reviews
For Bella Swan, moving to Forks is temporary, just another place to live for her last nine months on Earth. When she meets Edward Cullen, her view of the world shifts so drastically that a decision must be made, one that may alter her very existence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,126 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Irrevocable Abduction by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A botched rescue attempt leaves Bella knowing too much, and she ends up kidnapped for her own safety, because the odd boy she thinks of as her innocent captor has what everyone calls "episodes" around her. She's unable to go back to her old life, but given that her life wasn't that great anyway, will she find this a bad thing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 106,445 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Better Than Nothing by Touchstone67 reviews
A o/s written for dannie's birthday. Edward is the rich boy with the perfect life, and the perfect secret, he has been lying to his family, Bella and himself. What happens when one event changes his life, who will he turn to? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,908 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skin Deep by Isabel0329 reviews
There’s more than meets the eye about a girl Alice meets when she moves into her new dorm room. Sometimes you have to look below the surface to really understand someone. Alice/Bella. All Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,544 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete