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Joined 08-14-05, id: 877342

A bored look is pasted on my face and a yawn threatens to occur, despite the fact that an Eminem CD spins in my CD player as I type this. "Profile, huh?" I say, a look of disinterest crossing my face. "Who would want to know about me anyway?" Finally I sit up and type, thinking, "Well, we mustn't disappoint them, so let's give them something interesting to read."

First off, to sate your curiosity, yes, I am a guy. And I am 19 years old, born June 4, 1986. Do the math--that's nineteen if you don't believe me.

I'm Chinese-Japanese, but I am in neither country. Where I am is for me to know and for you to never find out... I do not need or want stalkers darkening my doorway.

I am what you might call a gaming geek. I play games like Tekken, Soul Calibur, Dead or Alive and other fighting games, though I am also a fan of the Final Fantasy series. Mess with my fandom and you're dead.

On top of being a geek, I am also a nerd. I wear glasses now, thanks to hours spent with my nose stuck in copies of Lord of the Rings and the Sword of Truth series. I am drawn to fantasy and adventure over mushy romance novels, but if you're a romance writer, don't heave a relieved sigh yet.

And still after all this I still find time to play basketball and watch wrestling matches on the WWE. Hey... don't look at me like that. I'm a very versatile person.

When it comes to fanfiction, I will read anything and everything, and I will give my honest opinion on it. If I loved it, then I'll tell you so; if it sucked, I won't be nice when I say it, no matter how fragile-hearted you poor authors are. Blatantly honest, that's what they call me.

If you feel I have abused you somehow through my critiques, then I'm sorry. If you wish to straighten it out, or to mindlessly fling curse words at me, feel free to drop me a note at my e-mail address (which contains neither my real name nor any of my real personal information) : cris_dreamdude@yahoo.com.

And if I am ever to write any fanfiction on this website, don't cross your fingers for a romance fic, or something that is so dripping with angst and tragedy. I write only what is within the limits of canon; that is who I am.

I pause for a while, and reread what I have typed. I nod, a smile on my face, as I click the button marked "save changes."