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Joined 11-27-12, id: 4386389, Profile Updated: 10-13-13

I am a smutty, Potterhead, Directioner, Twihard, genius. I really like gay smut. I have a dirty mind but I cannot put it on a piece of paper. My favorite boyxboy combinations are Drarry and any One Direction combination. I like kinky smut. I like Harry!bottom. Ron!top/Draco!bottom. Just a random thought but if I were a boy, I'd definitely be gay. I'm taking prompts. And yeah that's mostly it

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Potions Professor Pursuit by Reverie Wilde reviews
It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,848 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Opposing Forces by A. Padfoot reviews
Harry is caught by surprise as Draco binds him. smutty smut smut smut. Drarry all over this and has no plot. just smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time to Cool Off by Nightingale1896 reviews
What happens when Rose and Scorpious are left alone in a hot tub? Rated M for smut. lots of smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Beautiful Raven by LostDemonHeart reviews
Harry woke up late; on the day Vernon's boss came for breakfast no less! When he got downstairs, he was met with lustful stares. When he looked in a mirror, he noticed someone had kept secrets. LM/HP/DM, yaoi, smut, sex, mpreg. Don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,110 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Possession by placeholder89 reviews
'I know, without needing to think about it, that he is beyond annoyed with me. Though what for, I cannot fathom. Perhaps just for being me.' SSHP. Snarry. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,691 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shots by Jay-Belle93 reviews
Severus was never the type of man that drank. One night with Harry Potter at a muggle dance club changed all that. Snarry, HP/SS. Drunken smut/lemon. One-shot. Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It's Not Incest, It's Masturbation by PerplexingParadox reviews
Harry stumbles across something that he really did NOT intend to see. Luckily for him, the twins have a perfectly reasonable explanation for him. Lemon PWP One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
One Last Time by amandalicious10 reviews
Harry and Ron have one final secret meeting. Smut, smut, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
His Fantasies by MissBloodyDel reviews
A smut-filled one-shot of one of Draco's dirty fantasies. Enough said. LOL. Major smut- so beware. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex tape by Horriblefreak reviews
"I think we just made our first sex tape."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Potter inheritance by Vegito786 reviews
Harry goes to Gringotts for Sirius's will readin where he gets the Potter inheritance H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,178 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Damn Chocolate Liquors by Kylip reviews
Redone and added onto. BZ/DM Blaise and Draco have their own private celebration for the winter solstice. Smut and slash and more smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Blaise Z., Draco M.
Stress Relief by ConstantComment reviews
It's a sunny Sunday and Harry's stuck in the library writing a Transfiguration essay due in 24 hours. He just can't seem to concentrate! AU 7th year, Hogwarts-Era, PWP, slash, uberfluff, somewhat dubcon oral sex. What has Harry gotten himself into?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Surely? Shirley? by Cathcer1984 reviews
Harry and Draco in 8th Year... smut basically
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Firewhiskey by Caisele reviews
End of year party plus Firewhiskey plus boys who can't hold their drinks adds up to some serious action. Slash. DMRW. Oneshot. Rated for sex, sex, and more sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Hate Sex by fidelius thistle reviews
Apparently hate sex is amazing...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Out of Hate or Love by HeroinPhoenix reviews
This is a smut!fic for the sake of smut. My attempt at getting over writer's block, a short Drarry one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lunchtime by LadyLupin7 reviews
RL/SB They play a bit of "Nervous Yet?" and then head to the dorm. SMUT SMUT SMUT! My second smut scene EVER. Need constructive criticism. Calling smut writers!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Who Needs Air by wanderlustlights reviews
It was sickening, and Harry hated it. Hated that someone could have such an effect on him without even trying, hated that he felt this way about someone when nothing had even ever happened between them. Disgusting. It was like the blond was a disease.HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,184 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirty, Erotic, Smutty Sex in the Library by purplecrazy2291 reviews
Dirty, Erotic, Smutty Sex in the Library ONESHOT! just what you need!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tea Induced Poinsettia Story by makeshiftdraco reviews
An illustrious story of sex, holiday greenery, not so internal monologues, sex, gay, gay, gay, sex, gay sex, and attempted murder...did I mention the gay sex? And yes, it was induced by some very enjoyable peppermint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.