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SeerKing's Asylum for Plot Bunnies That Won't Stop Bugging Me by SeerKing reviews
When you have Plot Bunnies that simply will not go away, what do you do? Write a chapter and bung them here. If anyone wants to adopt a story from this archive, just PM me. Unless specifically mentioned, these are all crossovers with Worm. If you want second chapters of any story, PM me.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 144 - Words: 482,558 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Skitter
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 5,749 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Genius or Insanity by Iwasbored reviews
Why having a medieval immortal nun involved in raising a royal genius was a terrible idea.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 2/4/2016 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S.] C.C., Charles dB.
A funny thing happened on the way to the bank by ElrodAlbino reviews
Wherein Taylor is somewhat more confident and perceptive, and Danny forced his family to watch old movies together.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,805 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 5/1 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
Red Mage, Looking For Group by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dudley D.
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3392 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 8,989 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,014 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,528 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Another Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/16 - Brandish, Canary - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 9,740 - Follows: 10,269 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Adventures Luna Never Had by alienyouthct reviews
A series of miscellaneous one-shots encompassing all sorts of crossover-related adventures that Luna never had. And possibly one or two non-crossover adventures. The jury's still out on that. Category 2 will drift relative to whatever the latest chapter includes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,284 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Nora A.
Keibatsu by brown phantom reviews
People have had dark plans for Naruto ever since before he was born. When he found out exactly what those plans were and who made them, he swore they'd suffer for their greed and arrogance. No matter who they are or think they are, they will be punished. Vengeful NaruHina. Konoha bashing, Yondaime bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 371,679 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 10/23/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
Code Geass: The March of Time by Marcus Finch reviews
Lelouch swore that if he ever got a second chance at life, he would fix all his past mistakes. But when he is thrust back in time to before the Black Rebellion, can he fulfill his promise and change the world for the better...or will he unintentionally make it worse? Time Travel fic.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 226,959 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Lelouch L., Zero
Worm: Plot Bunnies by Fencer22 reviews
A bunch of one shots of varying tone, length and detail. Most are open for adoption or collaboration if that interests anyone.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,294 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 9/15/2016
The Great Northern Alliance by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
In which Bloodraven, rather than waiting for things to go wrong, warns Ned and Cat that winter really is coming. Cue some very interesting preparations for the oncoming Long Night. 50% crack, 50% other (but not Other).
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/12/2017
H & T Prank the Multiverse by Steve2 reviews
Harry Potter (Potterverse) and Taylor Hebert (Wormverse) each had one thing in common: they were killed much too early in their lives. Yes, they died. And met each other on the "other side" where they were offered jobs. As usual, nothing goes according to plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,364 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Harry P., Skitter
Nonsensical Gallery by Christopher Scott reviews
A mixed bag of story ideas and other strange things that come to mind. My usual pairings and pairings I've never gotten the chance to use. Hope you all enjoy. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 170 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dark Angel by Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay reviews
A few days after Bail brought her home Leia dies a watery death. Meanwhile a suitless Vader ends up with an infant that is known to the galaxy only as Lady Vader. The events of Star Wars with a twist. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,290 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Han S., Leia O.] Luke S., Darth Vader
Oath of Blood by Icy the Frostbringer reviews
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty" Lelouch vi Britannia's own words as he executed his brother. But when it mattered most, he was too weak to follow his own advice. What if he was strong enough to do what was necessary?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 174,482 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Lelouch L. - Complete
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 5,366 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Meet the Skywalkers by frodogenic reviews
Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,339 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
A King Without a Crown by Halt.CPM reviews
The sound of clinking metal was as oppressive as the cuffs that bound her hand. "How far do you think you can go without my power?" she huffed at the Prince. Purple met amber in a silent, violent clash of wills. Lelouch leaned into his chair, the small smile that twisted his lips gave him a look of arrogance. Arrogance and superiority. "Far enough."
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,669 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Lelouch L.
That sounds like work by flabbyknight reviews
This is not what Taylor signed up for.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Regent, Tattletale
Shinobi Assemble by Mystic Silver Pirate reviews
Remake of Dirty Reid's The Spider Fox. Naruto, with the help of Kyuubi & the Venom symbiote, takes on the shinobi world, as various people around him inherit the ancient powers of fallen heroes and villains.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/3/2018 - [Naruto U., Temari] Eddie B./Venom
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 3,758 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Firestarter by uoduck reviews
Rhaenys Targaryen survives the sack of King's Landing through Jaime's intervention and regaining the memories of a past life. Robert orders her to be taken to Winterfell and wed to Ned's firstborn. (Rhaenys Targaryen[female Harry Potter]/Robb Stark)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,398 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 3,430 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Harry P., Robb S.]
The Price of Living by SixPerfections reviews
Even saints can commit great evil. Even great monsters can be kind. The world of Naruto isn't for the faint of heart. As for Kiyohime? She just wants to make with the science and save her dad. Honest. SI. Orochimaru's daughter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,141 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S., Minato N., OC
The Simple Things by weebee reviews
Kuno slips Ranma a chemical that is supposed to remove all inhibitions, in order to get the pigtailed girl to profess her love for him. This makes all involved rather uncomfortable, but surprisingly, there are no fatalities.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,596 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/2/2018 - Published: 5/20/2013
A Song of a Sweet Rose by dragonpyre reviews
Jon has been plagued by strange dreams of late. Ones that seem to almost warn him of events to come. Then, when the hand of the king dies, and Robert Baratheon rides north to Winterfell, Jon knows the dream didn't mean nothing. And then there's the growing question of his mother. Instead of going to the wall, Jon follows Ned south to kings landing where he hopes to stop everything.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 95,996 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Jon S., Eddard S., Arya S., Barristan S.
She Is a Prisoner, Right? by Forthwith16 reviews
Dear Diary, so yesterday I discovered some things my brother and sister-in-law left behind. Oh, you didn't know I have a sister-in-law? Well, neither did I.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/10/2018 - [Kallen S., Lelouch L.] - Complete
Space Dragon by MovinTarget666 reviews
A deal gone wrong and a crashed shuttle leaves three aliens stuck in Westeros at the climax of Robert's Rebellion. Aria T'loak, her daughter, and Urdnot Wrex are here to stay, so they're going to be carving out some real estate
Crossover - Mass Effect & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/15/2018 - Published: 8/16/2017 - U. Wrex, Aria T'Loak, Liselle
Mercury Mrs Tendo by Tritan Z reviews
Soun Tendo passed away long ago. Luckily, Mrs. Tendo survives in this world. The identity of Mrs. Tendo, in this particular world, however, is perhaps a far more important and interesting then anything Mr. Tendo ever was. (AU Crossover)
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Chibiusa T./Rini/Sailor Chibi (Mini) Moon, Ranma, Akane
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,672 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
Defeat the world with rationality by AleizonAilix reviews
This is my solution to the SAZ debacle. What if Lelouch was able to think things through more carefully? Watch as Lelouch joins the SAZ and uses it to further his own goals. The SAZ should have been the end of the Black Knights, but never underestimate Zero, it is just the beginning.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,374 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Lelouch L.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 9,410 - Follows: 10,480 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Double Agent Vader by Fialleril reviews
A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,522 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 10,860 - Follows: 11,020 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Crimson Storm by AlSmash reviews
Kallen Kozuki has always been one with the world around her. Just like the mountains, she is immovable. Just like the waves, she is a force of nature. But when Lelouch dies, she is the storm. For the world shall tremble before the howls of her grief.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,279 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Suzaku K., Kallen S.
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked Draft 2 by Thunder Beagle reviews
Dying had to be the most pleasant experience Ranma had ever had. Unfortunately, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Crossover with Naruto and Exalted. Light lesbian and trans themes, humorously applied. Rewrite. Draft 2
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,709 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 494 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Ranma, Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruko U.
The Only Right Choice by guubear reviews
Shepard was a total noob during the first play through. She made terrible choices, skipped quests, and she didn't buy any DLCs. Hopefully she would do a better job saving the galaxy at new game plus. Rate M for sex and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 210,681 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni]
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,934 - Follows: 13,038 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Westerosi by Mr. Fnord reviews
Being an account of the Green Witch, the Fallen Star, known also as Captain Jade Hasegawa, Federal Worlds Starfleet Ranger, who crash-landed in the North of Westeros in the year 298 AC and what she did there afterwards. Feudal lords, ancient aliens, terrible threats and snarky heroics: all in a day's work for the Starfleet Rangers.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 124,624 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Melisandre, Eddard S./Ned, Sansa S., OC - Complete
Entropy by ShadowBlah2 reviews
A year after the Zero Requiem Nunnally brings everyone together to watch two DVDs entitled 'R1' and 'R2'. Every question has an answer, but whether or not they can handle those answers is a question all in itself.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,368 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Kallen S., Nunnally L., Gino W., S. Tamaki
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Levels by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
AU. Taylor triggers as a Thinker. It makes her the strongest cape. Ever. Changed the Rating to M at behest of a reviewer, just to be safe. Rewrite begins in Chapter Sixteen.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,823 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale - Complete
For Oranges and Loyalty by Saint River reviews
House Gottwald was founded thousands and thousands of years ago. Their House Sigil an Orange. Their House Words unknown. Though they are the ruling House of Western Dorne, they never styled themselves as Kings. No, they and their bannermen wait for the day to come when their rightful King comes. For their loyalty transcends lifetimes. One-Shot
Crossover - Code Geass & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,000 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 216 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Lelouch L., Jeremiah G., Sayoko S. - Complete
Code Geese by FractiousDay reviews
Witness the true Power of the King! Oneshot
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Complete
Fake Uzu by Vahn reviews
Something has gone terribly wrong at Jusendo. Now de-aged and wanted dead because of a case of mistaken identity, Ranma must learn more about this familiar but strange world. Found by one of the three Legendary Sannin, what impact would the Wild Horse have on the Naruto Universe with a secret hidden in Ranma's own body?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,264 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Ranma
Wearing Robert's Crown by drakensis reviews
The Robert Baratheon who takes the crown in AC 283 is not the man who they expected, nor will he be the king they looked for. Through the eyes of others as the Seven Kingdoms seeks an new balance of power under a new dynasty. (SI).
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 186,281 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Eddard S./Ned, Stannis B., Tywin L., Jon A.
Heiress of Blades by mad thought reviews
A Broodmother and her weakened swarm come to the elemental nations to find greater essence for the Queen of Blades, but the Overlords carrying them are struck down by the Kyuubi the night it attacks. Cut off from the swarm they now seek to grow in power, but they need someone new to lead their swarm like a certain young Hyuga.
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reformations by TheWorldsTallestLeprechaun reviews
An insignificant (warning, not actually insignificant) event results in 2 girls and a panda showing up on the Tendo families doorstep one fateful morning. What spirals out from there will result in canon Ranma-verse being dissected and altered in ways that would make Frankenstein say, "No..." (Warning: Prohibitively rated M for language and saucy implications, but no actual smut.)
Crossover - Ranma & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 49,197 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Ranma, Akane, Blackfire
The Dark Lord of Naboo by psychoman222 reviews
When his last breath left him on the Death Star, Anakin Skywalker had one wish-to be with his family. His mother, Padmé, Luke and his sister, whom he had never met, but wished to… Of course, he accepted that that wish would not be answered. So, when he woke up in his nine-year old body, he was surprised, to say the least. AU/Time Travel.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala]
Chunin Exams Sabotage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Hokage has noticed a problem. His jonin senseis that teach the next generation get overambitious before the chunin exams and send in genin that aren't ready just yet. Well, as Hokage he has some tricks of his own to prevent that the talented new generation is burned before it can shine. An agent of chaos to mess up certain plans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 572 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Crack collection by Lord Farsight reviews
When Hinata use the castration palm to defend Naruto and Ramen saves the world, you know you entered the world of randomness. Come! Rame won't be built in one day! And now with lemon !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 64,182 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
For the good of the Clan by Steavatron reviews
The raven haired boy took a deep breath and nodded to himself, sure of his decision. He couldn't revive a clan while full of hatred and stuck under the Hokage's thumb. He untied his hitai-ate, holding it almost reverently in his hand for a moment, and placed it on the desk. He looked the Third Hokage in his wide eyes and answered the obvious question. "My resignation."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
Infinite Possibilities by DarthRuinous reviews
A collection of one-shot and multi-shot AUs, compiled from challenges, requests, and my own strange mind. 1st AU: Palpatine attempts to raise Maul and Anakin in 'Family Business.'
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,584 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Darth Maul, Darth Plagueis
Bugging Shining by GBRK reviews
Taylor is reincarnated into the Naruto universe, replacing Shino. short oneshot, chuunin exams.
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Kiba I., Gaara, Kankuro, Skitter - Complete
Like A Wish by SiliconOverlord27 reviews
On that day, the Demon died. The masses cried out in joy. A few cried out in despair. Two cried out in regret. The Knight prayed for another way. The Queen prayed for another chance. And somehow, amidst the cries of freedom, God heard. God listened. And God replied.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,624 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S.] Suzaku K., Nunnally L.
Absolute Carnage by NeonZangetsu reviews
We were cast out of our world. Betrayed. Sealed. Lost. Forgotten. But now we are free. Bonded, with another. We have returned, and we will paint the world red! An unlikely outcast unseals something best left forgotten. Now he must control it-or lose himself entirely. Older!Naruto! X-over comic book Carnage from Spiderman. WARNING! DARK! Pairing undecided here, folks! Vote!
Crossover - Naruto & Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Naruto U., Haku, Anko M., Tayuya
Breaking News by Yami Flo reviews
Kasumi breaks the status quo in Nerima in a most unexpected way.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Complete
The Eternal Torment of Tayuya Uzumaki by ensou reviews
She didn't expect to survive that fight. She didn't expect to get out from under the snake's thumb. She didn't expect to become best friends with a green-haired jinchūriki. And she *especially* didn't expect to find family in the shape of an excitable blonde boy. Tayuya-centric. Minor AU. Slow build.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 184,875 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 1/21/2015 - [Tayuya, Fū] Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
And Whispered In the Sounds of Silence by Jenny Islander reviews
This is a series of gap fillers for Fialleril's magnificent Double Agent Vader series, available here at FFN. I strongly recommend reading everything under the Double Agent Anakin and Tatooine Slave Culture tags at fialleril dot tumblr dot com or you're going to be lost and confused. Anything here may be jossed at any time.  Also, I note that FFN still can't grok double dashes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Biggs D., M. Mothma, F. Piett
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Mass Exodus by Puppetmaster24 reviews
Three of the most powerful Eldar craftworlds; Biel Tan, Ulthwe and Iyanden have chosen to flee their own universe and seek refuge from the eternity of war. They have arrived in a new galaxy plagued by it's own problems, and they have some un-invited guests wth them. Can Shepard stop the Reapers when everything she thought she knew is shifting around her.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,562 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 7/16/2015
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Babysitting is a Many Splendoured Thing by DarthRuinous reviews
Anakin Skywalker asks a close friend to babysit for his and Padme's sixth anniversary. Things may not quite go as foreseen. Light-hearted (for me anyway) AU setting.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine
Firestorm by PureWaterLily reviews
Three orphans with a penchant for psychological warfare, violent rampages, and chronic backstabbing. And they are arguably the best team Konoha ever produced. Dark!Canon. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,847 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Rebuild of A Missive from the Commander by jesakofedo reviews
A Rebuild of A Missive From The Commander. Gendo decides to display the antics of the NERV-1 staff in an attempt to prevent further incidents. It backfires spectacularly.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Gendo I., Ritsuko A., Misato K., Maya I.
I Should Go by Nevery reviews
Speeches, farewells, denials, howls of grief and of rage. Those that knew Shepard in life remember the Commander in death. Shepard's gender and any interpretations of romance are intentionally ambiguous and left up to you. Disclaimer: Reading these shorts whilst listening to "An End for Once and For All" carries with it a heavy risk of tears.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Blasto, Oriana L.
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler - Complete
Code Geass: Memories of Destruction by Shimmering-Sky reviews
AU. All his life, Lelouch has been haunted by nightmares. They seem too real to not mean something, but they had to be nothing more than dreams. At least, that was what he convinced himself... When his nightmares start coming true, how far will he go to stop them? And just who are the two strangers who claim to be the ones sending him these nightmares?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,144 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,490 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/6/2012
Chaotic Sorting by megamatt09 reviews
After being sent back in time to his Hogwarts years, Harry hijacks the first year sorting. Some might say he ruined it. Harry thinks he made it better. Crack. One-Shot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 275 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Complete
Cape For Hire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Skitter
Callbacks to History by Carumati reviews
It somehow missed the attention of the Galaxy that Humanity's giant fighting robots weren't a myth and that the Jaeger Program was, in fact, alive and well.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Just Another Tuesday by BrightestDarkness reviews
In the year 2154, the citizens under the Council suffered a rude awakening when they were assaulted by strange foes beyond imagining, and were aided by mighty allies, who operated beyond reason. The civilizations of the galaxy called this event the most unexpected discovery of all time. The humans called it Tuesday. AU/Fusion.
Crossover - Marvel & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,356 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 330 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 1,243 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Adamantium by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Waking up on a train with no idea how he got there or why he was eleven again, Magneto finds himself thrown head first into the treacherous world of magic. Fortunately he's not alone, as familiar faces can be found even in Hogwarts, though apparently he wasn't the only one to suffer through puberty twice. Can he find a way back to his world...and will he want to when he does?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,511 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique] Harry P.
It Got Loose and Killed All Our Guys: The Project Lazarus Story by Moczo reviews
Commander John Shepard, hero of the galaxy, has fallen in battle. To give humanity back any hope against the Reaper threat, Cerberus Operative Miranda Lawson has been given virtually limitless resources and power with only one goal: Bring Shepard back to life. And she WILL succeed. But it's still a Cerberus operation, and that means things will NOT go smoothly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Complete
Diethard Takes a Level In Badass by Cimer Chef Putin reviews
Alternative to R2 19 - Token Britannian guy among the Black Knights, Diethard Ried has been hated, despised and bashed because of his methods and his opinions. But who stands up to protect the captain when everyone else only cares about their ego? Diethard. Who's cunning enough to go through Schneizel's manipulations? Diethard. Who's spared the World of the Demon Emperor? Diethard.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Diethard R.
Dissociative Identity Disorder by T. Alana M reviews
Formerly titled "The Good Son". DID: a condition wherein a person's identity is fragmented into two or more distinct personalities. Or, where Anakin Skywalker makes it his life's goal to drive Darth Vader to the brink of insanity. His four year old son spectates.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,032 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Legacy of the Demon by AlSmash reviews
It has been twenty-six years since Schneizel's victory at Mt. Fuji and Lelouch's capture. The world is at peace thanks to the Damocles, but it is Schneizel's peace, a peace enforced through fear of destruction. Yet, even in the darkest of times, there is always that one spark that can set everything aflame, and the world is once again engulfed in revolution.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/31/2015
The Key to a Successful Interview by The Sage of Toads reviews
This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 316,185 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ranma, Akane
Who Ever Thought Betraying Your King Would Be This Hard? by SpeedDemon315 reviews
AU Roose Bolton waits for every opportunity to betray Robb and become the Warden of the North. Unfortunately for him, it seems both the old and new gods favor the King of North so much that the war seems to be going perfectly for the Starks.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Catelyn T., Robb S., Roose B., Domeric B. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,771 - Follows: 3,567 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Media Firestorm by Rogen80 reviews
The galactic media catches wind of Shepard and Tali's relationship. How will they react? Features quasi-news stories written from different perspectives. Takes place sometime after the reclamation of Rannoch in Mass Effect 3. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)] OC - Complete
The Black Demon King by Suavesky reviews
Life as a prince was a memory. Pain and suffering had become his story. Gone was Lelouch Vi Britannia, a victim of lies and betrayal. And in his place rose a different sort of hero. A darker hero. This is the story of that man, who's legacy can be summed up by a single number: Zero. AU.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,790 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Lelouch L.
Dark Age of War by BanterHorse reviews
In the aftermath of the Iron War, the 25th Millennium sees the downfall of a united human race as mankind rediscovers it's self destructive nature. Forewarned of the coming of a terrible Age of Strife, the remnants of mankind's unified military and government seek to weather the passage of time in stasis. But when they awaken, they find themselves in a galaxy that knows only war.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,569 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Eldar, Inquisition, The Emperor, Rogue Traders
Break the Pattern: Tri-Wizard by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
As Tri-Wizard tournament approaches, Harry Potter prepares himself. He is unwilling to dance to the whims of manipulative old men, and he's laid the groundwork for what he has to do. This year's Quiddich has already been cancelled, and with the shadow of the Tournament threatening him with peril, Harry's got a plan to slip the old manipulative bastard's leash. Crack-ish! Bash!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,084 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,934 - Follows: 18,619 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Aniki's Guard by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 546 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Next Age by Biskoff reviews
The galaxy is vast, ancient, and dangerous. The younger races do not realize just how true this is. They are unaware of the giants that walk among the stars and the monsters that wait in the endless dark. But they will learn... or they will fall. For the next Age is coming.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,505 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 650 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Experiments by GrinGrin reviews
Excerpts form Lelouch's Geass experimentation log. Every genius has to start somewhere. COMPLETE, except for guest chapters if they exist.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Mass Explosions by MrNot reviews
In the future, most races do not think of death and explosions as "funny" or as "a nice afternoon". Mankind is not most races. There will be punching and things blowing up. Everything else follows from that.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,760 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014
Broken Wand, Broken Chains by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
When Harry is expelled and his wand snapped by the Wizengamot for defending himself against Dementors, Harry Potter finds himself wondering what else will they take unless he chooses to leave quickly. When more and more realizations reach the surface he begins to wonder if staying in the Wizarding World is even worth the pain. AU 5th year & beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,837 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Complete
Comic Level Worm by MortiferSB reviews
Compared to the overpowered antics of Marvel and DC, Worm is rather tame power-level wise. Let's fix that, shall we?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014
lovebug by wildbones reviews
Become an international criminal? Check. Stop a world war? Check. Parenting? Nothing could have prepared Sasuke. Drabble Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: A Missive From The Commander by jesakofedo reviews
Inspired by Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies, I present the Neon Genesis Evangelion Notice board. Basic premise: Gendo decides to display the antics of the NERV-1 staff in an attempt to prevent further incidents. Hilarity ensues, Angels defect, Terrifying!Maya is Terrifying. Gendo is not amused.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,301 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Gendo I., Rei A., Maya I., Zeruel
Möbius strip by JonaBee reviews
When Nodoka is attacked, it will lead to a strange connection between Ranma Saotome and Ami Mizuno. The fiance situation and fighting youma were bad enough, but how could things get even more complicated? They're about to find out exactly how convoluted things can be.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,981 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Saeko M./Mrs. Mizuno, Nodoka, Ranma
Only Uchiha go to Heaven by Kagaseo reviews
SPOILER: The battle is over, and everybody gets his happy ending... or is it? Can Sasuke redeem himself at last? No worry, shoulder angel Tobi is here to show him the way! Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Complete
Honor God by mikebreslau reviews
Not a spamfic; not a crossover. I misheard someone referencing an "honor guard" and this little whimsey popped out.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 10,514 - Follows: 4,740 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 1,189 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Mass Production by Andrius reviews
The power Voldemort knows not turns out to be something unexpected. One-shot, quite AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 138 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fuin Kenkyu Shotai by outlawpoet reviews
Time Travel is harder than it looks. A desperate research programme (by the Fuin Kenkyu Shotai - Sealing Research Group) in a devastated Konoha results in the ability to send back a message, but it is received by an unexpected person. Crackfic-ish, no apologies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Tenten, Tsunade S.
On the Construction of Society by PureWaterLily reviews
The blueprinting of a new societal order by two great men. Err, boys. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Naruto: RPG Life Sucks by Elias Edge reviews
Dying kind of sucks. Endless black pool or nothing, no one to talk to, and big white font asking if you wanted to return to the main menu. Maybe he should have learned more than two techniques? And what the hell is a "Perk"?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,948 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kyuubi/Kurama, Shin U.
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
It All Depends by Akane TendoSaotome reviews
What you see always depends on who you are. A continuation fic of sorts.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,222 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Ranma, Akane
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragonfly by jacobk reviews
Who says living in Brockton Bay is suffering? If things went differently, even Taylor Hebert could have a little fun. My entry in the "Taylor triggers with a different power" genre.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,639 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Skitter
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,418 - Follows: 1,033 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 387 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 580 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
The Master of Evil by I. H. Scribe reviews
Harry Potter is raised by Maleficent as her apprentice and heir.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 421 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Harry P., Maleficent
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 252 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
償還のルルーシュ Code Geass - Lelouch of the Redemption by Tahkaullus01 reviews
'All tasks at hand have been cleared.' He should have known by now – something he never planned for is about to happen. He really needs a new catchphrase. Lelouch is sent back to the start of his journey. With future knowledge and a cooler head can Lelouch Lamperouge correct the mistakes of the past? Or is he still headed for Suzaku's blade? L.LxC.C.(xK.K?) ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 144,649 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Lelouch L., C.C.] Kallen S. - Complete
Spare the Scythe, Suffer the Anvil by Biskoff reviews
When the many species set foot into the galaxy, they learned a shocking truth. 50,000 years ago a war had destroyed galactic civilization. There is no Relay Network connecting the galaxy. There is no seat of interstellar government. There is only a constant struggle for domination as each race competes against their neighbors. But a new group of enemies threatens the status quo.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/22/2014
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 375 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Code Geass:Wildfire by Aggammenonn reviews
An accident with his Geass at Shinjuku leaves Lelouch reluctant to rely on it, forcing him to use his own talents to build his army. A more pragmatic and flexible Zero sits down at the board against the Emperor. He has lit the torch of freedom for the Japanese, will it become a wildfire? Reviews always welcome. o7
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,483 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S.]
Chaos Incarnate by sakurademonalchemist reviews
We all know Ranma Saotome isn't the most responsible of people. But when he gives a box full of Jusenkyo Curses to the Number One, Hyperactive ninja of all time, he has no idea that he'll be throwing destiny and fate completely out of whack! Now Sasuke is a half girl, Naruto has begun his own reign of terror, and Ranma is laughing about it all! Will Konoha ever be the same?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,550 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Genius and Insanity by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 423 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Reunions are a Deleted by Bob Regent reviews
Name amended due to guidelines. A clash of ideologies will cause widespread death and destruction for two races both alike and strange to the other. SG1nBSG xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 349,784 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2007
R4 by Eternal Payne reviews
At the moment of his death during Zero Requiem Lelouch was sent back, back to when he first received his Geass in Shinjuku Ghetto. That time he was determined to do everything right, and he did. Yesterday he was the Hero who United the World, aged 87 and in bed with his wife, so why is he back in Shinjuku Ghetto, C.C.'s body at his feet, if everything went right?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,011 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S.] Nunnally L.
A Fighting Chance by Lord of Misrule reviews
An Alternate history of the Earth Minbari war. Earth finds an unexpected ally who provides a way to beat Minbari Stealth giving humanity a chance to fight back.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,817 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011
Alternate Humanity: The Fleet of Fog by Orez Lanrete reviews
This is a xover with Mass Effect and the upcoming anime 'Aoki Hagane no Arpreggio', or 'Arpreggio of Blue Steel'. Based of Soalris242 "Transcendent Humanity". This is another alternate humanity fic. Only this time, more than half of the human population are ships! If it helps think of this like a xover with Eve Online. Hope you enjoy and pls review.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 485 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Shepard (F)
Septem by Lucillia reviews
Star Wars in a universe where Anakin and Padme had a few more children than were expected. Features a Good A'Sharad Hett and a Closet Rebel Vader. Owen and Beru live.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Luke S., Leia O.
COMMISSION: The God King by Bolmung LK reviews
Written for dw77. Emperor Charles has died from an incurable illness. In his will he named Lelouch as the new Emperor. Now Lelouch must become Emperor of Britannia while juggling his Zero persona too. When things begin to fall apart Zero orders Kallen to become Lelouch's Knight and she must serve both Lelouch and Zero without knowing they're the same person. KalLulu slight Harem
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 96,674 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., Zero
Seeing Death Eaters by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 155 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Metal Effect by manbagcar reviews
In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. The basis for the incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time. The civilizations of the galaxy called it... The Metal Effect. Mass Effect/Brutal Legend Crossover. Rated M for METAL (And language)
Crossover - Mass Effect & Brütal Legend - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Again and again and again by TheQueenOfScouts reviews
Well, no one could fault them for getting a little crazy... timetravel did have its bad sides...too bad they didn't really care. Warning: A crackish team 7 fic! No pairings as of yet. Discontinued, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 6,445 - Follows: 1,795 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Fan Club by pixiedust8831 reviews
The aliens aboard the Normandy find a surprising figure in Earth's history and the adoration begins. masseffectkink prompt
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - U. Wrex, U. Grunt - Complete
Shared Secrets by Rai-kun reviews
Ranma and Kasumi share their passion.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
Shepard's Daddy Issues by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Garrus V., Mordin S. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Chronicles of the Dark Lord Ginnymort by Respitini reviews
Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 354 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Combat Kasumi by fen-san
A day in the life of Kasumi Tendo.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Kasumi - Complete
DADA boycott by Midnighter 13 reviews
Hermione comes up with a plan to get Umbridge out of the castle, a full scale class boycott, the results are... unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
T'Soni, Asari Ranger by Bebus reviews
Liara shares certain traits with an ancient Earth hero...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F) - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Dark Mephiles reviews
Nunnally is Murderous, Charles is Happy, Marianne is Murderous, C.C. is perverted, Suzaku is, you guessed it, murderous. Odysseus is an idiot, Lelouch is Murderous, Bismark and Kallen kill people and Anya enjoys Skiing. The Sequel to Marianne the Gossip is here at last! ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Lelouch L., Charles dB.
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Spoof by Tour Guide62 reviews
An insane, illogical journey into Harry Potter's first year of Hogwarts. Parody of Book 1. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P.
Itachi is a Massive Troll by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enlightened! by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
An alternate universe where the worlds of Harry Potter and of secret global conspiracies collide. Parody! Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Marianne the Gossip by Dark Mephiles reviews
Marianne is Horrified. Charles is Proud. Euphemia is confused. Clovis is perverted. Mao is Enraged. Naoto is overjoyed and V.V doesn't seem to care either way. Lelouch/C.C
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Charles dB., Marianne vB. - Complete
Immorality is Contagious by Walking Backwards reviews
10 year old Lelouch is certain he's doomed. C.C. doesn't really care one way or another. *C.C. raises Lelouch.* Future SuzaLulu BROMANCE/friendship. AU
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Batman vs Voldemort by Laury the Latrator reviews
Do NOT take this seriously. Harry is too exhausted to fight, so he calls on a stand in. Can the Dark Knight defeat the Dark Lord?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Voldemort - Complete
Detention with Professor Umbridge by Tigers and Dragons reviews
If Harry wasn't a spineless, whiny, little git, this is how the detention would have played out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Tsukiyomi Solves Everything by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
aka Itachi Uchiha's Guide to Sharingan Uses in Everyday Life, or Why Itachi is Half Blind by the Time Sasuke Gets to Him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Itachi U.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,796 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 297 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Late Night Rebellion with Zero by nanoman79 reviews
After Princess Euphemia makes her announcement for the SAZ, Emperor Charles is so surprised that he falls down the stairs. With the emperor in a coma, Schniezel makes a deal with Zero who now thanks to Deithard has his own late night talk show.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,466 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Zero, Lelouch L. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 592 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
LivingContradictory by erickmenk reviews
During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lelouch L.
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 842 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Code Geass: Children of the Revolution by Keith Fraser reviews
AU. Don't you hate it when you're having a nice game of Take Over The World with your friends and your little sister wants to play too? When Nunnally discovers Lelouch's identity as Zero, she decides to help him in any way she can. Chapters 2-3 revised.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,478 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Nunnally L., Lelouch L.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Second Chance by kyugan reviews
Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 3,927 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Ah yes, Wizards by Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley reviews
The Turian Councilor decides to investigate claims of one Dolores Umbridge, and meets his match. If you're looking for sanity, keep walking.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
Rebel Without A Clue by Ed Simons reviews
A reunion does not go according to anyone's plan.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2011
Oh My Geass! by LVDB reviews
As she watched Lelouch climb to absolute power on a stairway of broken bodies, Belldandy began to suspect that the Goddess Technical Helpline had made a mistake.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Back to the Drawing Board by Franchise reviews
Lelouch. Zero. A brilliant mind that is able to create genius level strategies. But not every plan can work out perfectly, right? A oneshot series.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008
Late Arrival by Aquamarine Lights reviews
Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ranma
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 273 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Magic Ice by Kniteshadow reviews
Ranma is fed with the fiances and after the failed wedding goes to Nabiki for help. She agrees to help and in return he agrees to help with her "Special" talents. This is a Ranma-Nabiki paring. My humble thanks to all who have so kindly reviewed.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,685 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Delicious! by mikebreslau reviews
One-shot. Bad pun warning.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Ukyo - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Things that the Golden Trio are no longer allowed by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Slightly bored with always being attacked, the Golden Trio try some things out... leading to a list being made of things that they're not allowed to do. Based on various lists and streeching between ALL the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P.
RESUME FOR Vader, Lord Darth by frodogenic reviews
Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Ranko's Ascension by mikebreslau reviews
Kuno makes a wish - with unexpected consequences
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Tatewaki - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 1,233 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Please Hold by Davin Sunrider reviews
Oneshot. Darth Vader is forced to call Sienar Systems Customer Support, and is thus provoked into a fateful decision...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
The Art of Dancing and Robot Repair by Compass West reviews
Short Oneshot. A Tech Priest finds there are very good reasons why artificial intelligences are blasphemous. Warhammer40k/Borderlands crossover
Crossover - Warhammer & Borderlands - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Claptrap - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 441 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 220 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Dual Fighters by AdventFalls reviews
What if Kasumi was sent with Ranma on his infamous trip to China? What if Ukyo ended up living with the Tendos? Why am I asking so many dumb questions?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,027 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kasumi, Shampoo - Complete
Basestar Pimptactica by Megalomaniac2 reviews
Set after the Exodus from New Caprica. The Cylons have problems besides trying to wipe out humanity... Complete.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,969 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Doubting Thomas by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 582 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Memories of Zero by tennohikari reviews
What if Lelouch saw his subordinates as precious people rather than faceless pieces on his chess board? A collection of memories centered on the family ties between Lelouch and the Order of the Black Knights.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,471 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Lelouch L.
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 420 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Really Bad Art by Fialleril reviews
Or, The Tragedy of Darth Sidious the Art Collector. Anakin objects violently to Palpatine's choice of art. ROTS AU, and very cracky.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,295 - Follows: 1,993 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Shared Traits by Davin Sunrider reviews
Oneshot. The "I am your father" moment in 'The Empire Strikes Back' goes a little differently...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Looping by Tornado Ninja Fan reviews
You know the plot: Character X is sent back to the beginning of the story to make everything better The Second Time Around. But what if that happens over and over and over again? People get a bit loopy. Based on the "Time Loops" by Innortal
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Akane, Kasumi - Complete
Team 7’s that never were by Tornado Ninja Fan reviews
Do you ever wonder about the teams that Kakashi failed? No? You’re normal, then. Still, one can speculate… X-overs: Harry Potter, Star Wars, Evangelion, Ranma, Death Note, Bleach, Hitchhiker's Guide, Red Dwarf, Marvel, DC, others.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Kasumi's Secret Hobby by Xiao Ahrima reviews
After a hard day at Furinkan High, Ranma discovers what Kasumi does all day when she's not cleaning.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kasumi, Ranma - Complete
The Truth Hurts by FireIceWindEarth reviews
Lelouch tells everyone how he REALLY feels about them. Oneshot
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
The Missing Terminator by TakatoRikku reviews
Skynet sent the T-X back to 2004 to kill John. But he's jumped forward to 2007. What will she do with no objectives? A terminator with no mission has no reason to exist, right? Wrong. Rated to be safe. Written to be semi-serious.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008
Have You Seen This Lloyd? by Rogue12158 reviews
Lloyd likes to mysteriously disappear at random times, and it's Cecile's job to find him... Most of the time, it's a traumatizing event.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Cecile C., Lloyd A. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 418 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Excused Absences by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Maybe Zero's meeting with his secret lover?" The Black Knights discuss their leader's absence.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Have a Nice Trip by frodogenic reviews
The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,214 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 8,251 - Follows: 1,223 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Hooligan by thablackkuririn reviews
Abused by the Dursleys and demonised by everyone in Little Whinging, Harry finally snaps. His retaliation lands him in St. Brutus' Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys. Four years later, a very different Harry is introduced to the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,935 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P.
Virtual Hokage by Type-00 reviews
Everyone loves a good video game, but Sandaime decides to make Naruto's favorite more than just a game. Much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,790 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Orochimaru's school of villainy by Chaos-Paladin reviews
No villain is born into the world knowing how to be one. What better way to educate and torment some of the most notorious villains in Naruto then place them all in the same classroom?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Ryouga vs the Road Runner by Rowan Seven reviews
The title explains itself.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Ryoga - Complete
Battlestar Frakkeduptica by Megalomaniac2 reviews
Sometime after Exodus, Zarek's latest scheme sets out to expose the sordid lunacy which is the Battlestar Galactica. He certainly has his work cut out for him...
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by muishiki reviews
Complete Naruto, Jiraiya, and Tsunade decide to leave Konoha after politics become too much for them. But first, Naruto wants to go out with a bang.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 146 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 378 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fortune by Durandall reviews
A divergence, a bargain, a price, a prize. Now, who's for sale, and who gets lucky?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Ranma, Ukyo
Grandpa Dursley and the Schooling of Harry Potter by Deep Red reviews
Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004
History by ProtoBlues reviews
C.C. played a bigger role in history than the textbooks would like you to think.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2007 - C.C. - Complete
Crack in the Fourth Wall by Malcolm75k reviews
Naruto makes a deal with the Kyuubi no Kitsune to attain his dream, but is it what he really wants?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Movie Script by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Sakura thinks that their lives would make a great movie. In fact, she's already written the script...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
One Hundred Percent Woman by Mark Doherty reviews
AU. In her quest for vengeance, Ukyou acted as a boy for 10 years, and even attended a boys only school. What if she'd gone to a different boys middle school, one with two boys who fought over bread? First two chapters originally written in 1997.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Ukyo, Ranma
Great Hero Ramen by drakensis reviews
Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 275 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 703 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 516 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Ranma's Solution by weebee reviews
Back as the original one shot, as I found that I just can't continue it without making hash of the Japanese law system and various other things...
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Chance Meeting by Agent-G reviews
What happens when a female mutant terrorist named Mystique meets a female Gargoyle named Demona at a bar were only villains hang out? Read and find out. OneShot
Crossover - Gargoyles & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Demona, Mystique/Raven D. - Complete
Sakura's Got A Gun by Muffytaj reviews
Sakura's got a gun, and it feels damn good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sakura H.
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Ron, the Muggle by Laume reviews
Written for the 3th floor corridor contest. Encouraged by his friends, Ron investigates the Muggle world...Ronstyle. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
There's a stargate in Carter's basement by The Sithspawn reviews
Missing scene between Jack and Hammond during season 5's Ascension.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill - Complete
To Tell a Hawk From a Handsaw by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Ranma realizes how messed up his life is, and comes up with a plan. Ranma pretends to be mad in order to outmaneuver his "friends" and "family." Insanity inspired by Hamlet, with influences from unpopular culture. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
Ranma, Half A Mail by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] This is a short story, that wasn't going anywhere. I'm not going to continue it unless there's another idea to merge with it. This isn't my best work, I'm afraid
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Complete
An Important Decision by Ginrai reviews
Akane has something important to tell everyone.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2002
The Red Peace by Rashaka reviews
This is kind of sad, but I worked hard on it. It attemtps to show humanity in the cold future offered by the Crystal Tokyo arc. This is VERY different than most Future fics...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2000