Hi! Here is The Newest Awesome Primodial speaking. I live in Hong Kong. I'm 13 years old. I love to read books, such as PJATO, HG, Maximum Ride, Warriors, Artemis Fowl etc. Percy Jackson the rising!, Everlasting Promises, etc. are always my favourite too. Recently, I wrote a poem. I will put it here. What do you think about it? Theme: Loyalty Title: Mending friendship Eons ago, there were two young boys, Who treated each other as life’s joys. They valued each other the most, As if the other was his host. But a girl got in their lives, Never, the two boys never do high-fives. They started to growl at each other, Even in front of their mothers. Then, the worst thing happened to them, That, the old friendship broke between them. The boy thought the girl mattered most, Caused the friendship covered with frost. Although the boy tried hard to mend, But they no longer stayed as friends. Even the boy regretted what he did, The burden he carried would not get rid. By the way, this account The One and Only Moongirl has writtrn some good stories. Try to read them and review them! Favourite pairings: Percabeth(Percy Jackson: Percy and Annabeth) Favorite characters: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Percy Annabeth Nico Thalia Sally Poseidon Hestia Athena Artemis Heroes of Olympus: Leo Nico Jason Percy Hazel Piper Hylla Festus Arion Frank Kane Chronicles: Sadie Zia Carter Anubis Bast Osiris/Julius Bes(*sniff*) Ruby Kane Thoth Jazz Walt Philip of Macedonia Khufu Maximum Ride: Fang Max Total Iggy Gazzy Akila Ella Dr. Martinez Angel This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...) Don't point a finger at anyone, cause 3 more are pointing back at you. Try pointing your finger and 3 of your fingers are pointing back at you. Now you are laughing cause you tried this and look stupid for pointing your finger at a wall. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than or have four letters, copy and paste this into your profile(said word was 'year' and I spell 'yar'. I know, I'm ashamed...) If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, The Newest Awesome Primodial, If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DONT DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%. If you have ever read a 2,500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, The Newest Awesome Primodial, If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm(mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur, Obzezzed, Dragonclaw11, lover-of-novels-aka-Kass247, Lmb111514, The Newest Awesome Primodial, If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile! If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile! eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever answered a question with a really obvious answer copy and paste this on your profile! If you repeatedly read page 2O3 in THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH(Where Percy and Annabeth kiss), Copy and paste this in your profile. If you cried or almost cried, when you finished THE LAST OLYMPIAN(No! Why did it have to end! Percabeth just officially got together and then it jumps to a new series where Percy is missing and there is no Percy at all other than mentions!!!!(but I still loved the book), copy and paste this in your profile. If you dream of going to camp Half-Blood, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have friends or people in your life that remind you of the characters in PJO, copy and paste this in your profile. If shopping in the mall makes you ill and you think it's a waste of time, copy/paste this on your page.(unless it's for books of course) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.(if I added all my daydreaming time together you'd get the number infinity) 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile(I'm completely proud of that and will continue not to do it). If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile i you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!(I wouldn't yell jump but I thought this was funny). Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile(Way too many times to count and each time someone either says 'it's the first sign of craziness', 'You're weird you know that, right?", or 'Who are you talking to?') If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie The most favourite godess: 1)HERA = 8 add 5 add 18 add 1= 32 (shame) 2)DEMETER = 4 add 5 add 13 add 5 add 20 add 5 add 18= 70 (better) 3)HESTIA = 8 add 5 add 19 add 20 add 9 add 1= 62 (actually she is my most favouurite godess poor Hestia :( ) 4)ATHENA = 1 add 20 add 8 add 5 add 14 add 1= 49 (!!!) 5)ARTEMIS = 1 add 18 add 20 add 5 add 13 add 9 add 19= 75 (I think her personality is a bit similiar to the icy godess Khione) 6)IRIS = 9 add 18 add 9 add 19= 55 (she should be very popular) The most favourite god: 1)ZEUS = 26 add 5 add 21 add 19= 71 2)POSIEDON = 16 add 15 add 19 add 9 add 5 add 4 add 15 add 14= 97 3)HADES = 8 add 14 add 5 add 19= 37 4)APOLLO = 1 add 16 add 15 add 12 add 12 add 15= 71 5)ARES = 1 add 18 add 5 add 19= 43 6)DIONYSUS = 4 add 9 add 15 add 14 add 25 add 19 add 21 add 19= 126 POP QUIZ!! 1. What’s your name? Fred. 2. Gender? Ummm last time I checked I was a boy, so a boy. 3. Age? 12. 4. What’s your birthstone? 5. Zodiac? Pisces. 6. Astrological sign? A goat. 7. Height? five-one I think. 8. Weight? I don't know. 9. Hair color? Black. 10. Eye color? Brown, Black. 11. Are you in love? Nope. 12. With who? No one like I said before. 13. Are you lying to me? Why would I lie anyway it's not like you know me enough for me to want to(not that I'd lie to my friends I'm talking about my siblings). 14. Do you have an imaginary friend? Used to but my parents told me I had to get rid of him. :( 15. Do you want an imaginary friend? Yes. 16. Look to your left. What do you see? A printer. 17. What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? Reading Fanfiction. 18. What was the last thing you yelled? "Todo!!!!" (Inside joke between me and my friends). 19. Do you believe in magic? Of course I do who doesn't?!? 20. Do you believe in fairies? Yes they do have magical powers after all. 21. Who’s your crush? Didn't I already tell you I don't like anyone because I remember telling you twice. 22. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? If you count almost tripping down them but catching yourself before you did or sliding down them on a mattress then yes. 23. More than once? Well duh I mean who wouldn't want to go down the stairs on a mattress again! 24. What did you do when you got to the bottom? Picked up the matress and walked back up the stairs. 25. Type with your feet. Fine but this better be the first and only time. Gosh this is a pain, good thing I have small toes but it's still taking a long time and I keep having to erase and it's annoying when you have to press two letters! 26. Was that fun? Not really, but it was pretty interesting. 27. Run around the house. How do you feel? No thank you because I'd probably look like a lunatic and be tired and annoyed after it. 28. Do you own a credit card? Nope. :( 29. Do you like to shop? Not really. 30. What’s the last thing you bought? Well if you count your parents buying it for you then it was a nook for christmas! 31. Do you have any children? Of course not my parents would either kill me or be very disappointed in me! 32. Are you married? No I'm only 12! 33. Who’s your crush? I've already told you I don't like anyone! 34. What’s your favorite color? Well it changes all the time but the color it is most is red. 35. Favorite animal? Puppies of course! 36. Favorite fruit? Strawberries. 37. Quick! You have to save the world! Oh no! What am I going to do? Nothing's coming to mind! We're all going to die!!!!! 38. Someone has a knife to your back. trick them into thinking that you switched their knife with your fake knife get out of their grib and then point it at their back. 39. Do you swear? Nope my sister would kill me along with my parents and it's a pointless and horrible habit! 40. Do your parents know you swear? Nope because I never do. 41. What is open on your computer? 25 days of christmas on abc.com, youtube- the rose by bette Midler(for chorus), Youtube Colbie Caillat- falling for you, Fanfiction, Youtube- B.O.B - nothin' on you, MLIA.com(Best website ever not including Fanfiction), my gmail, and my profile for fanfiction. 42. Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say? "Knock it off and let me close my door!" That was about two minutes ago when my little sister tried to come into my room with me to fight(she loves to fight) and I told her no. 43. Where are you? In my room with the fan on high. 44. Look up. Now look back. What did you see? The roof and my fan. 45. What’s the last thing you ate? Noodles. 46. What's your personality like? Ummmm...nice, shy, don't like attention, smart, weird sense of humor, dorky, and just plain weird.:) 47. Who do you have a crush on and will never have a chance with? Ummm...I don't know!!! Why do you want to know? 48. What was the last thing you thought? This thing is taking a long time but it's kind of fun! 49. Do you sleep walk? I did when I was a little kid. Apparently acouple years ago when I was 6 my parents were staying up late and in the middle of their movie I came out of my room, walked to one side of the t.v., and just stood there staring at them like a zombie until they told me to go back to sleep.:) 50. Do you sleep talk? I hope not...I don't think so or my sister would be teasing me about it and would describe what I said and what my dreams were probably about. 51. What’s the worst dream you’ve ever had? That me and my families house burned down and I was all alone in the world, it was very depressing.:( 52. Say “George Bush”. What's the first thing that comes to your mind? A picture of him. 53. You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Well...I give some to my family so we can get a better house, give some to a charity or the needy, put some into college intuition, and buy books with the rest of the money. 54. What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing. 55. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? The answer to this question? 56. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I don't own a globe. 57. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Wow! I just opened up a book right to page 56! That happens to me alot. Anyway the word is...down. 58. What can you hear right now? The fan, the distant sound of the t.v. in the living room, my parents playing World of Warcraft, and the voices of my little brother and sister talking in the living room. 59. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Me: Hey sam(my older sister) -silence- Me: Sam.(louder) -silence- Me: Sam.(louder then before) the sound of her taking her earphones out. Sam:What? Me:Hi. She rolls her eyes, laughs, and gets right back to her itouch. 60. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? I don't have a t.v. in here anymore since we never really used it we just watched things in the living room(Yea I'm strange) but the kids are watching good luck charlie on the living room t.v. which is on disney channel. 61. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? I had to get up and set the table for dinner. 62. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see? Ummm... I'm on my top bunk and if I stand up then I'll bang my head on the ceiling which will give me a worse headache then the one this survey is giving me. but if I close my eyes and move my head around then the first thing I see is...my build-a-bear puppy bella that I got from my aunt when I was nine so about five years ago well almost five since I'm going to be turning 14 in acouple months. 63. Two more questions… who’s your crush? Ugggghhh! I've already answered this question five times already I don't like anybody so stop asking!!! 64. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Uggggghhhh you are really irritating me right now! but fine I'll do it. smiuosvaoapoyescedcsdylcnttptlcIedprnippdometmmiioailteoweHoamgg. That didn't take as long as I thought it would. If you just read the quiz, do it, and then copy and paste it onto your profile!! When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? Please read this, I promise it won’t give you a curse or anything like that- if you believe in all that stuff- it is just a really touching story. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But he gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! "Try Not To Cry"-Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... it ok to cry. Who's my immortal parent? ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President You think every problem has a solution You love showing off. You are dramtic. You like plane rides You think you are the most important. You are a hydrophobiac. 4/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac 5/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. (I can't. All of them are used by sliding out or in.) You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night 5/10 DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 4/10 ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 5/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 2/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 0/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, especially if it's to hunt down monsters 3/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. (well I'm not sure if it's really awesome...) You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 0/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. (I HATE IT) You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 2/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. (Of Course!) You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. (I just lost one! :( ) You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 9/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 0/10 HECATE Being called 'crazy' is a compliment You like magic You like Harry Potter You're bold You hate when people think you're the bad guy You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy You couldn't care less about fashion Teddy bears are lethal in your hands You like being different from everybody else You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous 8/10 I guess I'm one of Hecate children or Hermes children. What is my element? Fire I have a short temper I often act on my emotions rather than thinking You are completive You like to play with fire You are not a strong swimmer or can't swim at all You prefer warm weather over cold weather You lose control over your self You can be reckless You sometimes hurt people without recognizing it People often call you insane 9/10 Water I have a laid back personality You like going to the Beach You rarely get angry When you get angry you know how to control your self You think before you act Your good at breaking up fights You are a good swimmer You like rain You can stay calm in bad situations You are very generous 2/10 Earth You are physically strong You have a close bond with nature You don't mind getting dirty You have strong opinions on issue that concern you You could easily survive in the wild You care about the environment (kinda) You easily focus on your work and don't get distracted You rarely get depressed You aren't afraid of anything (like a few things) You prefer to have a strict set of rules 4/10 Air You have a free spirit You don't like rules You prefer to be out in open places You hate to be restrained You are independent You are quite smart You tend to be impatient You are easily distracted You are hyper or annoying sometimes You wish you could fly 9/10 My element is Fire or Air If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you have a super long profile and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends List 10 Percy Jackson characters in a random order: 1.Percy 2.Nico 3.Thalia 4.Artemis 5.Zeus 6.Hades 7.Annabeth 8.Posideon 9.Hestia 10.Hera Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before? A Zeus/Hera fic? No, but I'm sure this has happened already. Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? Thalia? I don't like her style, I'm going to say no. What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant? Hades got Percy pregnant? I'm pretty sure it would NEVER happen and that is totally disgusting! Do you recall any good fics about 9? Any good fics about Hestia? Lot's of them(most involving some form of Perstia) Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? Would Annabeth and Nico make a good couple? Um, no. They have more of a sibling bond. Besides,Percy and Thalia will be heartbroken and I hate to see it! 4/8 or 4/9? Artemis/Posideon or Artemis/Hestia? Well I would say neither but if I had to choose I would choose Artemis/Posideon because I don't read boy/boy/girl/girl fanfics. What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were having a secret relationship? what would happen if Annabeth discovered Thaila and Posideon in a secret relationship WTF??? Zeus will be EXTREMELY angry about it and Nico will be heartbroken. Make a summary of at least 20 words of a 2/6 fan fic. Summary of Nico/Hades fic? It's just after the Titan's Curse and Nico is still not used to the demigod lives and losing a sister. Luckily, his father Hades helps him through the difficulties. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic. A title for a Percy/Zeus hurt/comfort fic? I can think of NOTHING. What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? What plot is Artemis tried to seduce Percy? You know what, I'm not even going to try. For Pete's sake, Artemis is a men-hating hunter!!! Does anyone on your friends list read 7/9? Any of my friends read Annabeth/Hestia? Question: Who does read that??? I'm kind of curious to check...So as you can see from my response, no none of my friends read that pairing. 2 and 5 are in a secret relationship, how would 4 feel? Nico and Zeus are in a secret relationship, how would Artemis feel? Um, well I think that could never happen considering Hera would probably kill Nico and their relationship would be really awkward for Thalia. I said it before I don't like boy/boy or girl/girl fanfics! 9 and 6 are for some reason best friends, until 6 falls for 8 and after getting his/her heart broken has a one night stand with 7, how would 1 feel? Hestia and Hades are best friends, until Hades falls for Posideon and after getting her heart broken has a one night stand with Annabeth, how would Percy feel??? WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO APHRODITE!?!?!?!?! WERE YOU REALLY THAT BORED!?!?!?! First off all, Hades WILL NOT fall for Posideon. Percy wil feel heartbroken and confused beacuse his dad has a one night stand with his girlfriend Annabeth. 8 and 7 are lovers, until 4 sleeps with 8, causing 6's heart to break and have a one night stand with 3, how does 2 feel? Posideon and Annabeth are lovers, until Artemis sleeps with Posideon, causing Hades's heart to break and have a one night stand with Thalia, how would Nico feel? AGAIN APHRODITE!?!?! COME ON!!! Why are you pretty much using the same people as in the question before this one? 1 and 10 are friends, until 1 kisses 8. 3 and 8 fall in love, leaving 1 to find comfort in 2. 1 helps 2 find true love in 4 as a favor. How does 6 feel? Percy and Hera are friends, until Percy kisses Posideon. Thaila and Posideon fall in love, leaving Percy to fing comfort in Nico. Percy helps Nico find true love in Artremis as a favor. How does Hades feel? Aphrodite, you need to stop. First of all, Zeus would kill Posideon for fall in love with his daughter. Also, Percy WILL NOT help Nico to find true love in Artemis or kiss his dad for Pete's sake! I like the whole 'Hera and Percy are friends' though. Overall, if in some twisted and denmented world htat could possibly happen, I think Rachel wouldn't know WHAT to make of hte situation. 2 asked you to go out with him/her. Where is it, and will you go? Nico asked me to go on a date with him? First of all, NICO! HOW DARE YOU BREAK YOUR REALTIONSHIP WITH THALIA. Second I'm completely straight and so is Nico, thirdly he's a fictional character and I'm real, fourth, HOW DARE HE BREAK Thaila'S HEART, and fifth I am a boy and Nico is a boy too!...you know what, I'm not even going to bother going on. Good bye strange quiz. Most likely I will be son of Hermes or Ares or Posideon or Hades. 15 WAYS TO BE S-T-U-P-I-D 1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At. 2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds. 3. Get Hit By A Parked Car. 4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday. 5. Try To Sell Your Money. 6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano. 7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store. 8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose. 9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet. 10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant 11. Use blood to colour drawings instead of red paint. 12. Pretend to punch things that is imaginary. 13. Eat or drink expired food or drinks in front of your friends and shout: "YUMMY!" 14. Repeatly punch a computer in public and yell at someome hearby: "Why do you break the computer?" 15. When people introduced themselves and ask your name, say their names. How to annoy your parents. 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Pretend to have amnesia. 3. Say everything backwards. 4. Run into walls. 5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. 8. Say all of the words in a film. 9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!" 10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!" 11. Talk to a pen. 12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 13. Try and climb the wall. 14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!" 15. Eat your hair. 16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!" 17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!" 18. Pretend to be a phone. 19. Try to swim in the floor. 20. Tap on their door all night. 21. Shout suddenly near their ears. 22. Punch them then scold yourself: "Why do you punch he/her?" SECRET!!! [1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5. [2] The answer is to look at 11. [3] Don't get mad and look at 15. [4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13. [5] First, look at 2. [6] Don't be that angry, look at 12. [7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5. [8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14. [9] Be patient, and look at 4. [10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7. [11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6. [12] Sorry, look at 8. [13] Don't get mad and look at 10. [14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3. [15] You must be really mad, but look at 9. Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY "DING!" at each floor. 8) SAY, "I wonder what all these do?" Then push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it 23) SMILE at people that dosen't exist. TRY THIS!: Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling) Ah, marriage: Before marriage: Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Heck no, are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes! Girl: Darling! Aftermarriage (read it backwards) Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life." A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it. So the other guy is mad at the missionary for breaking up the fight so he gets a group together to attack him at night, but they leave without hurting him. Later on they tell him that they were going to attack him but he had twenty six shining gaurds with him. But he objects saying he was alone that night. When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, good people get helped. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Please reposte the as Pray For God If you belive in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. " What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong When she ignore's you, Give her your attention When she pull's away, Pull her back When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does When she misses you, she's hurting inside When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?" -See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide. Percy Jackson Survey(A/N: made this myself so it's one of a kind unless you choose to use it as well) (WARNING: contains spoilers for Son of Neptune, read at your own risk.) Gods Favorites Favorite Goddess? Athena and Hestia are tied, but Athena wavers sometimes in stories while Hestia is always my favorite. Favorite God? Poseidon, he's awesome! Favorite Olympian couple? Pothena(Poseidon/Athena) of course! I love their whole hate/love relationship. Least Favorite Olympian couple? Aphrodite and Ares, I'm a Hephastodite(Aphrodite/Hephaestus). Least Favorite Goddess? hmmmm. I once choose Hera as that, but she has now become one of my favorite goddesses so I'm going to have to choose Persephone for being so horrible to Nico. Least Favorite God? Oh, hard one but I think I'm going to choose Ares, he's mean and rude though you see his funny and caring side when he's Mars. This or that: Hephaestus or Ares? Hephaestus of course!!! One of my favorite gods. Apollo or Artemis? Artemis though it's close. Demeter or Persephone? Hard but I think I'm going to have to go with Demeter, Persephone did turn Nico into a dandelion three times then again Hades did cheat on her but she doesn't need to take it out on Nico. Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? Poseidon, though Hades is close in second. Hera or Dionysus? Looking at the Percy Jackson series only, I think it would be Dionysus because I think he really does care about the campers, he just hates that he's on probation and is forced to be there. Hermes or Apollo? Really hard choice but I think I'm going have to chose Hermes because he and his children are just that awesome. Athena or Aphrodite? Athena. Books Favorites Most favorite Percy Jackson and the Olympians book? hard choice but I'm going to have to go with Lightning Thief, it's where everything started. Least favorite? Even harder choice but I'm going to have to say Battle of the Labyrinth because of Calypso though Mrs. O'leary came into the story and Annabeth kissed Percy! Favorite Heroes of Olympus book? Hard choice but I pick Son of Neptune just because I love Frank and Hazel's relationship.(update 10/14/12: I just finished Mark of Athena about a week ago and it is definitely my favorite out of all three books). Least Favorite? The only other book out right now is Lost Hero so I guess that is it though I adore the book; Piper, Jason, and Leo are awesome! Oh and so is Coach Hedge. Favorite demi-god files story? Really hard choice but I'm going to have to choose Sword of Hades, I loved the plot, it seemed more serious and important than the others yet had humor, family, and friendship along with it. Least favorite? Gosh this is a hard question, I'm going to have to go with Bronze Dragon, I loved it but I loved Stolen Chariot and Sword of Hades more. This or That: Lightning Thief or Titan's Curse? Lightning Thief though Titan's Curse is a close second. Sea of Monsters or Son of Neptune? Son of Neptune though I did love Sea of Monsters a lot. Battle of the Labyrinth or Last Olympian? Last Olympian; camp changed for the better, the war was over, and Percy and Annabeth got together! Lost Hero or Demi-god files? Oh, really hard choice but I'm going to have to go with demi-god files, it was three stories in one! Demi-gods Favorites(Greek and Roman) Favorite demigod? Percy Jackson of course! Least? hm...oh! Definitely Octavian, legacy of Apollo, I hate him and I never hate people! Favorite child of Hades/Pluto? Nico, definitely Nico, he's too awesome not to be my favorite! Least? Bianca. Favorite child of Aphrodite/Venus? Piper and Silena are tied. Least? Drew of course, she's really rude, cruel, and selfish! Favorite child of Apollo? Don't know much about them but it would be Michael or Will. Least? Octavian, even though he's a legacy he's still one. I mean he's cruel, selfish, idiotic, egotistic, evil, undermining, and a glory-hogging jerk ! Favorite child of Poseidon/Neptune? Percy! Least? Phineas, he almost killed Ella and Percy! Favorite minor god demi-god? Oh, hard question...I think I'm going to have to choose Hylla, daughter of Bellona, she was awesome when helping yet not helping Hazel to escape in Son of Neptune. Least? Ethan Nakimura. I'm torn on him though, he changed at the end but he did try to stab Percy but ended up hurting Annabeth instead and he did betray Percy after he saved his life which was not very good repay. Favorite child of Hermes/Mercury? Travis and Connor are tied, they are just too awesome to choose between. Least? Luke, though like Ethan I'm torn because he changed at the end and saved the world and I understand why he did what he did. Favorite child of Zeus/Jupiter? Thalia, she's awesome. Least? Only child of Zeus/Jupiter I can think of is Jason so I guess him though I don't hate him at all, he's awesome. Favorite child of Athena/Minerva? Annabeth of course! Least? Daedalus, he didn't reveal himself and made Percy, Annabeth, Grover, and Tyson go into the labyrinth though he's a genius. Favorite child of Dionysus/Bacchus? Dakota, I adore him.:) Least? Only other one's I know are Castor and Pollux and I love them both so I guess there is none. Favorite child of Demeter/Ceres? Katie, I love her and her ill-tempered yet kind attitude, reminds me of my sister. Least? Ummmm...Miranda's the only other child of Demeter I know of so her. Favorite child of Ares/Mars? Oh gosh, hard choice um...Frank, he's amazing! Though Clarisse is a close second.:) Least? No. This or That Percy or Annabeth? Hard choice but I'd have to say Percy though Annabeth is very close. Thalia or Jason? Thalia though Jason is awesome too. Nico or Hazel? Nico, favorite child of Hades/Pluto but Hazel is absolutely amazing and a way better sister than Bianca. Will or Michael? Oh, hard choice...I'm going to have to say tie. Clarisse or Piper? Tie, way too hard to choose. Frank or Leo? Another hard choice so I'm giving another tie. Bianca or Octavian? Bianca definitely, no matter how much I'm mad at her she's a hundred times better than Octavian. Reyna or Hylla? Hylla, she's awesome but I do like Reyna(at first I didn't but then I somehow converted myself to because I was writing a fanfic in her P.O.V. and had to get inside her mind). Dakota or Pollux? Dakota, he makes me smile and the fact that he's obssessed with kool-aid just adds onto him. Connor or Miranda? Hard choice but I'm going to have to say Connor. Katie or Travis? Even harder choice, sorry but I'm saying tie again. Lou or Clovis? Clovis, he's awesome and makes me laugh everytime he's included in a fanfic or in the series. Chris or Luke? Chris, I adore him and respect him, he's probably the only person in exsistance that can calm Clarisse down and get to see her soft and loving side and not get hurt in the process. Ethan or Malcom? Malcom, don't know much about him but he seems great. Silena or Beckendorf? Oh gosh this is a hard choice so...I'm so so so sorry but it's another tie, they're just too hard to choose from(why did I pick such hard this or that people!?!?!). Jake or Nyssa? I love both of them but I'm going to have to pick Nyssa, I love her attitude. Pairings: Favorites Percabeth? Love 'em, favorite couple! Pertia(Percy/Hestia)? I actually like this couple a lot but not as much as Percabeth. Pertemis(Percy/Artemis)? I love this couple!!! Prachel? Sorry I'm not into this couple. Perlia? I'm sorry but I don't like this couple, Percy and Thalia have more of a brother-sister relationship in my eyes. Hermes/Artemis? I actually kind of like this couple. Tratie? I adore this couple, definitely one of my favorites!!! Thuke? Sorry, I don't like this couple besides Luke is dead. Lukebeth? Ew, no not at all, they have more of a brother-sister relationship to me but there was a chance they could've gotten together. Thalico? I LOVE THIS COUPLE!!!!!!!! I know it's very much like Perlia but I like it(blame Thalico fanfics for that), it's a sweet couple, one of my favorites. Rachel/Nico? Nope, I never understood this couple, they never really even met or are close to each other. Grover/Juniper? I love this couple, they're so sweet!!! Hephastodite(Hephaestus/Aphrodite)? First ever couple I loved on here(blame Hercules:Legendary Journeys), such a great couple! Chrisse(Chris/Clarisse)? I like this couple, it shows Clarisse's soft side. Rachel/Apollo? I actually love this couple, it's kind of like a forbidden one so I like to read it because there are some good fanfics involving it. Thalia/Apollo? Strangely enough I love this couple now. Akatsuki Child, an author here on fanfiction, has written some amazing stories with them so I now like them. Frank/Hazel? I love this couple, it's so sweet and they both like each otehr but won't act on it, I hope they do in Mark of Athena Jasper(Jason/Piper)? This is a sweet couple, I like it they seem perfect for each other. Jeyna(Jason/Reyna)? Nope, I'm a Jasper fan. Leyna(Leo/Reyna)? I actually adore this couple and I'm writing a fic about it, the same one that change my view on Reyna it's called, "Leo and Reyna". Yea original but I couldn't think of a name that did it justice. Beckelena(Beckendorf/Silena)? I love this couple, it's so sweet and sad(when Beckendorf dies I mean)!!! Pothena? My second favorite couple, so much like Percabeth! Ares/Aphrodite? Nope, I don't like this couple. Hera/Zeus? An ok couple, I don't read them much but they're alright. Hades/Persephone? Pretty ok couple, I don't read them but they're alright. Hades/Demeter? I actually like this couple(the fanfics I read that have this are really good), it's pretty good and kind of forbidden. Percy Jackson "Everlasting Promises" by Starblade176. Oh my gosh, this story is absolutely and completely brilliant! Definitely my favorite story on fanfiction! It's a Percy Guardian of the hunt story as well as a Chaos story with one of my favorite pairings, Pertemis. The chapters are enormous(I think the biggest one was 50,000 words!) The story is so compelling, slightly gory, funny, and so much more, I've read it thousands of times and just adore it so much that I could never get tired of reading it! If you read this I promise that you definitely won't regret it! Another amazing story is "Protogenoi Army: A Whole New Life" by KimJoysu. I love this story so much, it definitely in the top five of my favorite stories! It's a Chaos story and is amazing. It's on Percy leaving camp and joining this army. It so fun to read and really keeps you on your seat as you wait for the next chapter. It definitely doesn't have all the reviews it deserves so I hope you read it because I can promise that you will love it too. If you like the whole 'Percy Jackson meets Chaos' fics then you should definitely read "Knights of Chaos" by wacko12, he was actually the first person who wrote about Chaos in the Percy Jackson series(there is also a sequel out right now called "War of Trust and Deception" that he is still writing oh and he has another story called 'Blade of Chaos' but it's different), definitely my favorite one. If you want a really, absolutely, and completely amazing 'Percy Jackson meet's Chaos' fic you should read, "Percy Jackson and the Powers of Chaos" by Dowy Sixst Haevens. It's like a regular Chaos story at the start but then a HUGE twist comes in and then an even BIGGER one comes in and it's way different then the rest! It's fantastically brilliant, one of my favorite fanfictions!!!:) If you like stories where the Olympians and demigods read Percy Jackson then you should read "The Olympians read 'The Lightning Thief'" by KaylaPJOaddict102296(after lost hero. Piper, Leo, Jason, Clarisse, Annabeth, Connor, Travis, Thalia, Katie, Nico, and Rachel are the demi-gods). If you like the 'Son of Neptune' stories and love Percabeth and Pothena(Poseidon and Athena) you should definitely read "The Son of Neptune" by mirasaya16. I absolutely adore this story and it is definitely my favorite Son of Neptune story I've read so far! If you love Percabeth than you should read "High School For Annabeth Chase" by KaylaPJOaddict102296. It's about Annabeth tranfering to Goode and finding out that Percy is the most popular person there and she has to deal with all the girls who love him, including one very popular girl who won't get it through her head that Percy doesn't like her and never will. If you like angtsy Clarisse/Chris fic then you should read: "Calamity Clarisse" by Clichesbullet, it's absolutely amazing; I adore every part of it and it's so in character! Plus it had Beckendorf in it occasionally and Silena in it every single chapter as a main character. Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I’m at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go PJO Fans/ Normal people! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4.You know which pages the good parts are on. 5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. 9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. 16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21.You dream about PJO every night. 22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. 23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 24.You know PJO better then most sane people 25.You have links to every great PJO site 26.You add things to the list every day 27.You know what you would do if you were Percy 28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!) 29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future 30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' 33.You are trying to learn Greek 34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes 37.You have an instant crush on Nico! 38.You just have to research more about greek mythology 39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. 40.You want to learn Latin 42.You copy/paste this onto your profile 43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over 44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to 45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree 47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed 48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess 50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41 52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list 53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!! 55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...) Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Music4evaxoxo Huntress of the sky ChildOfWisdom The Newest Awesome Primodial This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile P-erfect! E-xciting R-ocks C-ool Y-yes! hes awesome!!! A-mazing or Always has a plan N-ows alot N-othing gets in her way A-rchtiecture B-eautiful E-xciting T-oo Intelligent H-eroic Percy Jackson & The Olympians Rule!!! This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile P-erfect! E-xciting R-ocks C-ool Y-yes! hes awesome!!! A-mazing or Always has a plan N-ows alot N-othing gets in her way A-rchtiecture B-eautiful E-xciting T-oo Intelligent H-eroic Percy Jackson & The Olympians Rule!!! This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile P-erfect! E-xciting R-ocks C-ool Y-yes! hes awesome!!! A-mazing or Always has a plan N-ows alot N-othing gets in her way A-rchtiecture B-eautiful E-xciting T-oo Intelligent H-eroic Percy Jackson & The Olympians Rule!!! Contrary why to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship. There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth a billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. (woo! Live forever) To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth. All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first. There are two types of people in the world . . . people that stink, and Percabeth shippers. Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires. (That's what the bear says on the commercials) The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper(OR, but only, if the pen is Riptide.). Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper." He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies. People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. Pi= Perc.abeth Percabeth. (Soooooo true!!!XD) |