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Remnant by Ennya reviews
For a brief, blessed time, life had order once again. You thought it was over. Jane did too. Sequel to Housekeeping. TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,842 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Joker, OC, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon
Blackout by HoistTheColours reviews
The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,120 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Joker
Sakura's Glasses by Tobee reviews
What if Sakura unintentionally develops a personality similar to Uchiha Obito's? How would Kakashi feel upon seeing her wear his goggles? What if Kakashi mentors Sakura out of nostalgia for his old teammate, and she learns the chidori instead of Sasuke? What would happen when Tobi finds out? (Not a time travel/self insert but follows & changes Naruto storyline. DARK plot/adventure)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 157,865 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Obito U.
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 268,079 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 6,571 - Follows: 6,886 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
ode to sleep by Calloniel reviews
"In this world I only have one weapon: I know the board, I know the players, and I know how it ends." Fallen through a fabric of reality our heroine finds herself lost in her very own tragedy, warmed by the sun, yet hopelessly enchanted by the moon. [Self-Insert/OC]
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,990 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Uta, OC, Hide
Walk the Mirrored Path by Madrigal-in-training reviews
A plea to the Albion Magicks for guidance the day before the Triwizard First Task seemed like a good idea in theory. How it resulted in the soaked and shivering form of a near-dead Regulus Black, Holly hadn't a clue. Maybe she was to use him as dragon bait? fem!Harry, Regulus x Harry, Neville x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,627 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 11/4/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Regulus B.
Shinigami's Child by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,991 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sakumo H., Shisui U., Naruko U.
To Kill a Bull by Discoabc reviews
"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 4,178 - Follows: 4,957 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC
The Punchline by AlwaysEatTheRude21 reviews
Sleep walking is mostly innocent. However for wizarding kind, it's a touch more problematic. Harriet Potter has the misfortune of going through what the healers call sleep apparition. In a very Potter twist of luck, she of course attracts trouble. Harley and the joker despite all the crazy, know a good thing when it pops out of nowhere, and refuse to let go. Joker/fem!Harry/Harley
Crossover - Harry Potter & Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,005 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 8/27/2016 - [The Joker, Harry P., Harley Quinn] Bruce Wayne/Batman
The Ghoul Lullaby by middleschoolarchiveofcringe reviews
In which Kaneki Ken's parents are Arima Kishou and Mado Akira, the CCG wants to know since when Arima could procreate, and mayhem ensues. daddy!Arima and mommy!Akira, drabble format
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Akira M., Arima K.
Under My Skin by Confessed Geek reviews
"Harley's never-ending curiosity reared it's head along with her hunger for challenges. Because if the boy knew who she was and still chose to ignore her - then he certainly had balls." Where Harry captures the attention of the Queen of Gotham herself. Snippets of the interactions between Harry and Harley Quinn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Harry P., Harley Quinn, The Joker
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
you with the lion's roar by Tsume Yuki reviews
Facing eternity and threatened with only a human's lifespan to spend with the one he loves, Jasper Whitlock begins his investigation to understand just why vampire venom does not work upon the lovely Hariel Potter. Sequel to 'you woke the lion up' Female Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,023 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 11/21/2016 - [Harry P., Jasper] - Complete
A-Z Of Anatomy by AlwaysEatTheRude21 reviews
"Sometimes, I feel like little pieces of me die each day too." Hari scoffed as she downed the rest of her latte. "Sod off Kaneki, I'm not talking in the metaphorical . I die every day. Throat slit. Hung. Beheaded. Shotgun. Freak accident. Poison. Do you know what that's like?"...Series of Ficlets that, if you squint, may resemble some plot. Twisted MOD Fem!Harry/Multi, M/F, F/F.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 336 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Kaneki K./Haise S., Uta, Itori
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5672 - Favs: 13,437 - Follows: 12,041 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
you woke the lion up by Tsume Yuki reviews
Travelling through England and attempting to adjust to this 'vegetarian diet' that Peter had heard about, Jasper Whitlock comes across a pretty girl abandoned in the woods with far more despair than should be appropriate. And really, as a Southern Gentleman, he can hardly leave her on her lonesome, can he? Female Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 9/7/2016 - [Harry P., Jasper] - Complete
Threads of Fate by Madrigal-in-training reviews
In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,402 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 5,137 - Follows: 5,274 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Naruko U.
Polite Battery by Lady Hallen reviews
"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 2,398 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
hymn for the carnivore and the pacifist by dharakfire reviews
10/20. Drabble series focusing on Kaneki. His hands trembled ever since he was a child.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S.
Carry On My Wayward Son by Rose the Wary Wolf reviews
Previously Shared Flesh. Freak never knew anything outside his dark room. But, he was so hungry. It was hardly his fault that he took a bite when the chance was given. Fleeing from the scene of the crime, Freak is found by disowned family and raised to be a proper ghoul. At least, until his savior and older sister is killed. The horror tag is a warning, kiddies. Slow build. Ish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,902 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Kaneki K./Haise S., Rize K.
Count One Thousand Legs (And Break Off Seven) by Angry Pencil Wielder reviews
Three years ago, the monster known as Mukade made his bloody debut. Now, he continues his one man war against the CCG. But when the feared Centipede encounters Anteiku, will the carnage spread or can redemption find the shattered man that is Kaneki Ken? (Au where Kaneki was born a hybrid and terrorized Tokyo as The Centipede) Hiatus until I catch up on the manga
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/11/2015
You're Everything A Big Bad Wolf Could Want by Aglio - Saggezza reviews
"It would be rather rude, Rize supposes, to kill him on the first date. Where would be the harm in letting him stew in his foolish infatuation for just a little while longer?" Only, half a year later, with her prey-turned-boyfriend still alive and kicking, Rize begins to consider that she may have made a slight miscalculation.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 363 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Rize K., Kaneki K./Haise S.] Tsukiyama S. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by writer168 reviews
At five, she was considered a prodigy and taken under Ibiki's wing. At thirteen, she requested a leave of absence from Konoha. At eighteen, she's back and ready to take on anything that comes her way. Sakura Haruno was not a person to cross.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 69,742 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Kaneki Ken by foggraven reviews
There is something Decidly inhuman about him
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,162 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Harry P., Kaneki K./Haise S., Hinami F., Rize K. - Complete
Screw that Skrewt by Ann O'Neem reviews
See, that's what sucked with being crushed to death by a Skrewt. That thing hadn't been bred by a specialist (sorry about that, Hagrid) and its 'parents' had been a Manticore and a Fire Crab. But the thing's that it had a little trick that none had expected. Creating some kind of transdismensional rift in its stomach when it's dying. Yeah, no one had expected that. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,320 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Harry P.
Reaping a Death by TenraiTsukiyomi reviews
Harry didn't know what to expect upon coming to Tokyo, but it certainly wasn't the psychopath known as Arima Kishou. Crack fic. ArimaxHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 191 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Harry P., Arima K.] - Complete
Mortem Cantor by Kyandua reviews
After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,915 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 4,907 - Follows: 7,052 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P.
Chance meeting by Sparkzey reviews
It was pure chance that he noticed the kid really. Not because he naturally had the same low presence like Tetsuya had, had when he was young – he still had it, but not to the same extent he did back then, he was much easier to notice now, than he had been.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 198 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Harry P., Kuroko T. - Complete
Somebody To Die For by melissawtf reviews
When Loki decided to literally stab Coulson in the back with his magical sceptor, there was one thing the Norse God, Director Fury, and the Avengers didn't count on. Phil Coulson's wife. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,471 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Harry P., Agent Phil Coulson] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
When Kuroko Become Kuroko by Scarlet Natsume reviews
In the middle of the match between Seirin and Kirisaki Daichi, something unexpected happens to Kuroko. Watch out, Kirisaki Daichi! There's hell hath no fury like Kuroko Tetsuya scorned!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 229 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Hanamiya M. - Complete
The Disintegration Mechanism by romanescue reviews
You will grant him a kunoichi-style execution. One-sided Uchihacest, non-explicit. Darkish. Twisty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 156,280 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 4,554 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Call it Home by tamatoe reviews
He had always viewed humans with disdain, but this one, she just unsettles him. /"You're cold, Mr. Sun," she says. Yes, well, that was kind of the point./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Luna L., Loki
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 4,436 - Follows: 1,090 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Her name was Noriko by KT-chan88 reviews
This is a jaded!Naruto time travel fic who tries to remain blasé against the wrath of Sasuke's vengeful descendents, being sent back in time to a female body, a cranky civilian doctor and a doting Kakashi-papa wannabe. A serious fic. Sorta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,951 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 4,941 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete