schizotypalmadam
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Joined 05-27-05, id: 821311
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

'ello! I'm Billy (for your purposes, at least). Now, then...Hmmm... To sum up one's existence in a few paragraphs or so...

Well, then. I am a 17 (soon to be 18!) year old female of the homosapien variety, currently breathing in the lovely polluted air of the United States of America (West Virginia to be precise). Though I have been reading Harry Potter fanfiction for a couple of years, I am only just now beginning to write things worthwhile, therefore am only just now posting any stories. I basically only read/write Harry/Draco slash, though I have been known to stray on occasion. I do, however, ONLY read/write Harry Potter.
Other than, of course, Harry Potter, my interests include, but are not limited to: Johnny Depp (Do you have to ask?), Orlando Bloom, POTC, Rock Music, The works of Stephen King and Anne Rice, Millions of other books,Cruelty (It's just so much damn fun, don't you think?), Sarcasm, Cheese (Yes, cheese. Gotta problem with it, punk?),Tom Felton, LOTR, Pretending to be breakfast foods (And yes I really do this with my best friend Brit, and it is quite splendiforous), philosophical discussions, the evilness of bunnies, anything French, acting, and lunacy. Now, wasn't that fun?

"Stop looking at me with your mind!" -Brit and I
"Oh Beth...I LOVE IT!" -Kevie
"Sometimes, at night, I touch myself where I pee."- Kevie
"Pirates are cool. And by cool I mean way sweeter than Ninjas."- a tee-shirt...
"I told them we've already got one!"- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"You sooo totally rock some major buttage."- Me...no one ever understands how you can "rock butt," but I know...oh yes, I know...

Because It's Always What You Think reviews
Harry wants them to believe that it's not what they think. Draco, on the other hand...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.