The Murray
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Joined 05-11-05, id: 812191

the following is randomness. Hey, all you peoples! this is the murray's profile! BASK IN THE MURRAY'S GLORIOUSNESS!

EULALIAAAAA! Ahem, cough,cough,... well, enough of that. so far I just made an acount to review people. i also plan on writing in the future if i ever am inspired.

LIKES:

food:italian food, especially pizza, mexican,chinese,among other forms of comestible matter. I also like Sushi, Fish, And all sorts of Seafood.

Games: The Sly cooper series, Most Nintendo Stuff, Escape From Monkey island, And other things that I'll List when i Care to.

Quotes:

hatred is the prime ingredient in the fountain of youth.-clockwerk

and make sure to avoid the contessa's assault tanks so you don't... you know... get blown up into little sticky pieces.-bentley

if you hide your head in the sand, you'll get your rear end kicked.- some dude

it sure is tough bein' this tough mmm'hm.-jean-bison

hallway is a nice term for what looks to me more like a complex medieval gauntlet of DEATH!- sly

there are only two things that are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity. i'm not quite sure about the first one.-Albert einstien.

"Hey, give me a chance, bro. surely two cats in a bag like us can keep it smooveand work something out? you SEE the money? You LIKE the money? you can HAVE the money!" "i barely understood a word you just said. and your suit sucks." " AAAAAAAAAHGH! MY SUIT IS GREASY-SWEET! LET'S DANCE! - Dimitri & Sly

"Are you going to do something, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?" -Wyatt Earp.-

Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

"Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?"

"Doc Holliday is drunkenly playing a somber piece on the saloon piano, and a drunken Cowboy is harassing him to play something by Stephen Foster
Cowboy Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Cowboy A which?
Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic fuing Chopin."

"Cowboy: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Cowboy draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya."

"Will Turner: You cheated. Jack Sparrow: Pirate."

"Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead! Jack sparrow: Am I not?"

"Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
looks at Jack's sword
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me. "

"Barbossa pulls the bloody dagger from his chest
Barbossa: I'm curious. After killing me what is it you're planning on doing next? "

"Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? "

Jack Shoots monkey, which survives Jack sparrow: UNDEAD MONKEY! Top That!"

Fav. cheese: cheddar. mmm. though i do like a bit of variety.

DISLIKES:

mindless gore, nosebleeds, mean people, stupid people, stupid mean people, flesh-eating bugs,(who would like flesh eating bugs! no wait, don't answer that...) people who obsess over grammar,LONG LIVE THE MURRAY!

Gulliver on the High Seas by RebelFaerie reviews
What does Gulliver REALLY do when he's not washing up on your beach? A tale of Gulliver's escapades as he sails the seven seas with his semiloyal crew and his somewhat trusty ship. Actually finished, in complete defiance of my pathetic attention span...
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete