Buzzkill Bunny
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Joined 08-06-05, id: 871852
Author has written 2 stories for House, M.D..

Hi Boys and Girls,

An update. Some idiot sent me a message, via a review of my story, about how mean I am for my reviewing. Said idiot suggested that I not review anymore. Seems to me that someone is a bit late to the party in that respect. I haven't reviewed anything in ages. Real life, job, great television, have all kept me from checking in on things on the site. Of course, I've a lull here now, so I might dip in, although, really, what's the point? All of your righteous indignation exhausts me. I am no longer a teacher. I'm not paid anymore for dealing with children so please, if you are a child (under the age of 21) don't bother me. I promise the same in return.

This account exists because there's a lot of bad fan fiction out there, and sometimes it's cruel to be kind. Sure, it's nicer just to give good reviews, but then that just encourages sloppy, pointless and icky fiction. Don't take it personally; I just don't like your story.

Or, I did like your story and I left you a really good review, describing exactly what I liked about it. Thanks! I appreciate a well-written story.

I created this account to keep my reviewing persona separate from my writing persona. It makes things easier. If you have questions, comments or rude remarks, feel free to e-mail me. Unless you're a total jerk, I'm very good about writing back.

Check out my website, there's a ton there about how to be a better writer, culled from my years of writing and teaching experience.

Oh, and if you don't want me to review your story, you can block me. If you don't do this I will assume that you doth protest too much.

Buzzkill

P.S. Oh! A story. I wrote one. Your honest opinion, always welcome. Silly, retribution reviews will be left standing so that everyone can see what a silly-billy you are.

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Golden Hour reviews
My response to my own challenge on my Live Journal. Does House want Cameron? And for grins, the story version.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005
Kyra Cuddy House, MD reviews
The adventures of House and Cuddy's brilliant daughter Kyra. No, it's not a joke, just a bit of fluff. Chapter 5 Baby You Can Drive My Car
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,268 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005