![]() EIGHT THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT NORIGINA... 1.) I exist as the metaphysical manifestation of paranoia. 2.) You can find me only in theory. 3.) I am not immortal—simply supernatural. 4.) My main weapon is your mind. 5.) You may be able to see me, but you have to wonder if I'm really there. 6.) I am the voice in your head that tells you all is lost. 7.) My only weakness is your ability to be merely beaten. 8.) Killing me does you no good, as I will be revived as your death. My penname is pronounced like the name "Regina." Norigina. Capiche? Enjoy my stories, or don't. I acquire bad fan fiction (badfic), and I pwn it. I have created a character, Heidi, who travels into badfic and sets it right. She kills every stupidly noncanonical character and resets every OOC (out-of-character) character. Don't worry, I always warn the authors before I slay their stories. If they're cool with it, I do it. If they throw a fit about it and flame me, I do it faster. This is a possible representation of Heidi. Click here plz, to see Heidi... If I slay your story, I'm not sorry. I currently have not posted anything, as you can see. I have no idea why you're here, unless I confronted you via PM or review. I'm aware that everything I have said thus far appears nonsensical and stupid, but that's simply because I want it all ready until I can actually post something worthwhile. The production of this profile is currently paused, and it will become active once a pwned fan fiction is posted. Watch out for one in the near future. Thank you. |