Hiashi: Hello, everyone! Hiashi here! And to help me start off my profile is...: Shel, Kagome, InuYasha, and...Koga...(drool)
Shel and Kagome: I love you, InuYasha! (glare at each other)
Hiashi, Koga and InuYasha: (stare)
InuYasha: (shakily)Feh.
Shel and Kagome: CUTIE!(glomp at same time)
InuYasha: ACK!
Hiashi: Alrighty then...
InuYasha: Will you PLEASE get on with it so I can get away from these crazy girls?(getting a cuddle attack from Shel and Kagome)
Hiashi: Hey, this is only TWO of your fans...just imagine if ALL of them were-no, wait...that's too scary to even think about...nevermind!.;
Koga: (bored) Can we continue, please, and not talk about the imaginary fangirls mutt-face has?
InuYasha: WHAT IMAGINARY FANGIRLS! At least I have some, unlike you!
Koga: (gives Hiashi a bishy smile)
Hiashi: HOTTIE!(glomp)
Koga: I have none, huh...?(smirks triumphantly at InuYasha)
InuYasha: That's the only one you have cuz' that chick has brain damage
Hiashi: Well, I won't deny the brain damage part, but the other part I know isn't true
Hoard of Koga Fangirls: KOGA!WE LOVE YOU!
InuYasha, Kagome and Shel: (stare)
Hiashi: HE'S MINE!(eyes glow red and snarls at Hoard)
Hoard: AAHHHHHHHHHHH!(leave)
Koga: That's my girl.
Hiashi. Well, that's all the time we have, I hope you read my future stories!