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Hey everyone!

My name’s Tamiki, I’m Chinese, I live in Australia. Better not say what school I go to… but many of my fanfiction friends go to the same school as me. I think that’s all I need say… Hope you can’t track me down with that information…

I’m an average Phantom of the Opera, Grey’s Anatomy and House fan, I only read and write Harry Potter though.

Anyways here are the pairings that I like:

Draco/Hermione

Blaise/Ginny

Harry/Cho

Harry/Ginny

Lilly/James

Lilly/Remus

And please read all my stories! You know that I absolutely love reviews right? Well now you and now you also know that the more you guys review, the faster I post chapters!

Now that you’ve finished reading my FASCINATING profile I’m sure that you’ll love to read my even MORE fascinating stories and (of course) REVIEW!

Cheers

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The Quarter Moon Gamble by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETED! Veela!Draco. A bet and an accident send Hermione into the arms of Draco Malfoy. But what happens when she can no longer stand the moments they're apart, the forbidden kisses he took without remorse, the slow dances, or the warmth of his touch?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,212 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Years in Lost Memory I by Owl and Crow reviews
James Potter would turn seventeen in three days. But the boy that sat on the edge of his bed in Godric Hollow had been seventeen for six months already. Very AU for explanation click on my penname. Lily and James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,720 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 9/24/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Immortality by twin-v reviews
Of all the stupid things for Draco to risk his life on, it just had to be immortality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,041 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sapphires Of The Serpent by seaweedqueen reviews
[DMHG, BZGW] He was the boy who lived. Everyone loved him. Nothing and no one would stop him. But when she changes, these things will change with the help of two young wizards and witch. May the power of the dark arise with the sapphires of the serpent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Bet by My Insolence reviews
It was ridiculous, really. One date with James Potter. All she had to do was not fall in love with him. Not like that should be a problem. Right? LJ fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Why Me? by HermioneTwin reviews
ON HIATUS Step right up ladies and gents and hear the thrilling tale of the worst day of my entire life!I have the honor and horror of officially anouncing that I will have to spend an entire year with none other than the one, the only...Drraaco Malfoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sailing Ships: Cursed Genius by 2NiteItBeginz reviews
Hermione is dared to ask Bill a rather personal question. The answer she gets surprises her. PostHogwarts, BillHermione, part of my Sailing Ships challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue by Sienna61 reviews
An innocent slip of the tongue leads to a great many questions ... and answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
One of Those Nights by SimplyHermione reviews
HGDM oneshot. Some times, we just have those crazy nights... This is the morning after.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Private Practices by metro.max reviews
Oliver Wood is a team player through and through. So why is he suddenly demanding a private practice with Katie Bell? [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Braggadocio by Boogie reviews
A new word straight from the dictionary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Loud Sneezes Can Be Sexy by funsize reviews
Oneshot. Will Katie's abnormally loud sneezes bring her true love? KBOW of course. Dedicated to all those sexy momma's out there with loud sneezes ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Courage by metro.max reviews
The Sorting Hat put Lily Evans in Gryffindor for a reason. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wit's End by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Day of Classes by metro.max reviews
It's the first day of classes, and Oliver Wood is in for one talkative surprise. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Backstabber by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
A pointless fic that involves an extremely angry Katie and a very loud Dresden Dolls song. Oh, and Oliver and a cheating boyfriend named Roger Davies... Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Silver Springs by Owl and Crow reviews
When Katie Bell graduated from Hogwarts she promised herself that she would never read another boring book.Once she left Hogwarts she ‘accidentally’ set her History of Magick book on fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Boxers by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Fred Weasley can't seem to figure out why Katie Bell has multiple pairs of his boxers, or why so many of her pairs of shoes are under his bed. Very, very silly story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Fred W., Katie B. - Complete
Happy Anniversary by hp4freek reviews
Some Slytherin men are so understanding, but certainly not all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How I Lost My Pink Bunny Slippers by twin-v reviews
How I Lost My Pink Bunny Slippers, by Draco Malfoy. Or rather, How My Pink Bunny Slippers Got Stolen. Because they don't just lose themselves, you know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Living With A Woman by XxDracoIsMyHeroxX reviews
The joy. So this is life living with a woman? It was going to be terrible. But then again...It could be incredible. Just a short oneshot. Draco discovering the joys of living with a woman.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Toaster by Sienna61 reviews
Oneshot. What IS Draco Malfoy so fascinated with? Oh, a toaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Our First Kiss by Emerald Eyes of Flame reviews
Summary: Starts off with Lily and James’s first kiss, leading on to their relationship. Sweet and descriptive since I like romance fics. WARNING: very descriptive and rated T for safety. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Starry Nights by Eye Heart Music reviews
You're in love with me? She asked. Uh. . .yeah. Lily and James lay outside by the lake one November evening during their seventh year. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hospital Wing Happiness by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
Lily is suffering from a Muggle sickness...and there's only one person caring enough to cheer her up! LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Please Don't Hex Me Baby! by E.A. Hopkins reviews
Oneshot! Lily and James share an interesting conversation about France, boy's hygiene, Quidditch, stealing cauldrons, treacle pudding and bludgers. And no, I'm not insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Scary Spider by the-invisible-girl33 reviews
What if James and Lily are both afraid of spiders and theirs no way to get away from the spider, but on a very small table?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ronald's Dream by Sienna61 reviews
Ronald's had a dream... Well, more like a nightmare, about Hermione... and Malfoy? Oh, dear. Oneshot.Thank you HorseLover20693 :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Coffee by metro.max reviews
The seventh year N.E.W.T. students brew up some Amortentia and whether it be Gobstones, sweaty Quidditch robes, or Mother's biscuits, everyone smells something interesting, including Oliver Wood. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Once in a While by Blonde-Titch reviews
James wants Lily, and he is prepared to do anything to get her. But what if, as Moony points out, “Maybe… just maybe... you have to behave yourself for more than half a day.” JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,919 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Turtle Feet by BasketKiwi reviews
Tonks wonders, for research purposes, of course . . ., why Remus always wears giant sweaters. Veeerry silly. For RTChallenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Scribe: A Prequel by Sienna61 reviews
Oneshot. The prequel to Scribe. How Draco and Hermione came to be Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Spider by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
While in the shower, Lily spots a spider, and with her and only James in the Head Tower, he's on the rescue...and a naked Lily helps too!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Scribe by Sienna61 reviews
Oneshot. Someone's feeling happy because she gets to spend a few hours in the company of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Amortentia by Angeepang reviews
[Oneshot set during HBP] Ever since Slughorn's first Potions class, a scent has been driving Draco mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Clueless by A Shade of Grey reviews
Lily has exciting news for James, but he’s too clueless to take a hint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spiders Aren't So Bad by Blue Arrow reviews
Lily spots a certain 8 legged creature whilst studying in her room at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mistletoe by A Shade of Grey reviews
Mistletoe and James Potter ruined Lily Evans’ Christmas… or did they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Bought What? by A Shade of Grey reviews
Lily is less than pleased when James buys Harry a gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One Butterbeer, That's It by thejrush reviews
Just a silly little LilyJames thing. James has asked Lily out countless times. Now, for the first time ever, she says Yes. Oneshot, possibly a multiple chapter story. It depends on what kind of response I get. So read and review. TWO CHAPTERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Melting the Ice by Raven55 reviews
A little accident in potions and now he's stuck to her like glue. And if you already can't get along normally, this much invading of personal space never does anyone good. Or does it? A sweet LilyJames fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Take a Hint by A Shade of Grey reviews
Lily is frustrated when James can't take a hint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
June Bride by Angeepang reviews
[Oneshot] Hermione and Draco argue about when to hold their fictitious wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Big Kid Kissing by Inferno Wing reviews
Why is Oliver doing this to her? All she wants is a real kiss! Is that so much to ask? Katie will confront her captain with a quaffle he won't be blocking, no more head kisses! She's ready for big kid kissing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Interview by Hazelmist reviews
Katie didn't want to do this but her job depended upon it. She refused to let any man, let alone famous Oliver Wood, erase over three years of hard work. So she bravely raised her fist and knocked on the door. KO
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2006 - [Katie B., Oliver W.] - Complete
Weeding the Pitch by redireas reviews
When asked to join him in a ritual to celebrate the Quidditch Gods, Katie is intrigued enough to follow Oliver along for a night's adventure. Contains James Bond impersonations, fake rashes, and your favorite lessJKwritten shipper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
How To Break A Vow of Silence by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Katie has taken a vow of silence on a dare, but when their group plays Spin The Bottle, Oliver decides to find the best way to make her talk. basically some KBxOW fluff, you know the kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
It's Mine by SalazarAG reviews
He watched her chuck all the frozen food items over and behind her head, making a gigantic mess all over the kitchen. Massive amounts of food where spilt all over the floor. He silently watched her, holding back laughing out loud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Owl and Crow reviews
She would say something like, ‘we’ve only been dating for a half hour, Oliver,’ or, ‘my parents would flip if I moved in with a guy I’ve only been dating for a half hour, Oliver.’ Sequel to My Heart of Glass. OWKB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
With A Cherry On Top by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Katie really doesnt like Oliver's new fiancee and the fiancee really doesnt like her. Include Fred and George, a huge wedding cake and some Spanish swear words, and you've got one hell of a fiasco!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Quidditch Journal by metro.max reviews
What happens when Fred and George Weasley find Oliver Wood's 'diary' and give it to one Katie Bell? [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Coming Out by seaweedqueen reviews
I don't care, Hermione...I'm going to show you just how proud I am of being your boyfriend. It was a rather humorous event, people would say when looking back on it, but it had left friends in a state of shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aimless Draco Torture by animebishieluver reviews
I got a plotbunny. It's hilarious, trust me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Heart Of Glass by Owl and Crow reviews
Oliver Wood was not having a good time. Then again he had never particularly enjoyed dance clubs. If he wanted to have a good time he would play Quidditch. KBOW. Take the rating seriously, this story is boarder line rated R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Ron's Greatest Fear by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
A small oneshot on Ron's fear of spiders!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
Sailing Ships: Icicle by 2NiteItBeginz reviews
Part of my Sailing Ships Challenge. Lucius and Narcissa are in the delivery room. Lucius' hand will never be the same. And Bellatrix Just. Won't. Stop. Giggling. LuciusNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Reading by freakanature06 reviews
Hermione finds Draco reading a book. HermioneDraco. Written for What'sInTheCloset for reviewing Drabble Alley. Rated just to be safe because of mentions of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sailing Ships: Artist's Flame by 2NiteItBeginz reviews
This is part of a challenge I presented to myself. Read inside for more details. DeanGinny, post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Dean T., Ginny W. - Complete
Quirks by empathapathique reviews
Sometimes, it’s the odd, little things that make up the whole picture. Because being married is weird like that. Fluff warning! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oatmeal by Mahogany Embers reviews
Diaologe fic: Draco discovers Hermione eating a strange Muggle food called oatmeal and he's instantly intrigued. Very, very random with friendly bantering.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Big House Fight by midnight's whisper reviews
ONESHOT. Hermione and Draco's daughter, Stella, is attending Hogwarts, school of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Her parents are both certain that she will be sorted in Gryffindor and Slytherin. Which one?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Hold Your Breath by Raven55 reviews
A little story about how Lily finally was convinced to go out with James. Fluffiness and Snivelly 'torturing' ensured. In other words, Maurauder style!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Birth by FernAllister reviews
Sequel to A Malfoy Marriage, Or Not! and A Malfoy Marriage, No Really! Draco Malfoy is having trouble coping with his wife's impending birth, and Harry and Ron don't make the situation easier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot Showers by Llama-Alpaca-Llapaca reviews
This is a quick oneshot, rated T for language. It's a HermioneDraco, so... yeah. Hermione loved hot showers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kitty Feet by LadyDevilBlessed reviews
Draco's been turned into a Kitten!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like a Sneeze by Rachel Spy reviews
He makes her feel like the moment after a sneeze. [DHr][PWP] T for innuendos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drowning in Defeat by MyPhoenixLament reviews
A missing moment, just after Gryffindor loses the Quidditch match in PoA, in which Katie Bell attempts to cheer up a forlorn Oliver Wood. KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Thesis by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Katie has to write a 500word essay on herself that ends up making her teacher think she needs help. she sends it to oliver who responds to it with some interesting results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Memorandum by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Katie Bell is slightly concerned. She thinks she's going insane. And what does Oliver Tobias Wood have to do with it? Uh, EVERYTHING?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Oliver Oblivious by Iamcarterman reviews
Oliver realizes that something is missing in his life: a girl. On his quest for the perfect girl, he doesn't realize that what he was looking for was right under his nose. KBOW UPDATE EPILOGUE UP. DONE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,399 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Eight Days by ms james potter reviews
.'There's only so many times a guy can be rejected'.. It takes Lily Evans eight days to realize what she's been missing out on all these years. LJ [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Few Quaffles Astray by redireas reviews
With Madame Pomfry missing in action and Oliver hospitalized by the one who’s been begging for his attention all year, you’re bound to get an interesting one shot. But poor Oliver just wants to read his Quidditch Times and be left alone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Thank you, giant squid by Iamcarterman reviews
Katie writes a letter to the giant squid, thanking him for pulling Oliver Wood into the lake that fateful day. KBOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Aroma by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Oliver decides to splay his heart out in a note to himself on a spare bit of parchment... One that Fred, George and Katie decide to highjack with interesting results. KBxOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Anxiety by Irique reviews
Narcissa waits for Lucius to get home. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Are you daft, Oliver Wood? by Iamcarterman reviews
In which Oliver and Katie snog in the rain and Angelina wins a bet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Malfoy Christmas Ball by Irique reviews
Lucius makes an offer to Narcissa. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Quite the Team by metro.max reviews
Quidditch brings Katie Bell closer than ever to Oliver Wood, even if it is in a tiny way. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Your Kiss is On My List by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Katie Bell has a list. A list of very specific traits she wants in a boyfriend, all ending with the perfect kiss. But what started out as innocent fun, is now showing her what she never before noticed...FWKB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,539 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
Cigarettes & Sweat by shoot you girl reviews
Draco and Hermione attend a Ministry function, and a very wild night ensues. Includes an interesting proposal, a SEX SCENE smutsmutsmut! and our hottie, draco. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curiosity Gets You Laid by Rachel Spy reviews
Hermione wants to know how they control it. PWP, kind of AU, OOCness, Hogwartsesque, random.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Grand Scheme of Things: Kind of by Rachel Spy reviews
It was on a crisp October morning that Draco, aged twentythree, had his epiphany.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Does A Name Define? by just giddy reviews
Katherine ann Bell is sick of her boring and plain jane name and oliver tries to convince her otherwise. i know, i suck at summaries. KBOW oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Feather, Oh How I Hate Thee by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
A scratching noise disrupts Oliver from his homework... a noise that he hates.... KatieOliver Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Courting Narcissa by Llewellyn McEllis reviews
Lucius Malfoy tells the story of how and when he fell in love with beautiful Narcissa Black and the games he had to play to win her heart. Some fluff, all ego, total Malfoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,522 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
In All His Scottish Glory by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
KatiexOliver complete. Fred, George, Angelina and Alicia come up with a plan to get Oliver to notice Katie in that way, with some interesting results... Only rated T for a bit of language, etc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
I'm the Girl by NatiFcs28 reviews
A delightful story of the qualities that Lily has that James should be looking for. Filled with sweet little moments, much like Ten Things Girls Want Guys to Do but much shorter.” PG13, fluffy, LilyJames, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
At The Beginning by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
The day Lupin & Tonks meet for the first time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Perfect Girl by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
What should the perfect girl NOT do? Oliver is making a list, but someone else is checking it twice. Oneshot. KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
A Very Malfoy Halloween by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Knowing that he has grown to dislike the Holiday in recent years, Narcissa takes her fouryearold son to try an ensure that Lucius has a happy Halloween. Little did she bargain on Snape, incompetent mothers and Draco’s insatiable curiosity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The First Time by wonderwall05 reviews
The first time was the hardest, right? Then why do I feel like mine was so much worse than everyone's elses'Hermione thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Falling for You by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
Lily resents the fact that she owes James Potter a favor. But when it involves a sunrise, an almost kiss, and a broom ride that becomes death defying, she starts to have second thoughts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
From Quidditch to Katie by ms james potter reviews
Quidditch is all Oliver Wood ever thinks about. But when he breaks his leg, can Katie Bell help him broaden his mind? OWKB [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Wasn't expecting that by Blonde-Titch reviews
When you spend seven years at school with a person, you think you know them. You think you can predict their every move. Unless the do something unexpected that is... LJ oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I've seen more spine in jellyfish by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Penny Royal Tea by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
It was just an instant later, when hazel eyes caught sight of Sirius half naked, shimmying down Lily's leg, that James decided heatedly it was time to stand his ground. Utterly!Pointless!Smut. JPLE PostHogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What It Really Is by Mahogany Embers reviews
Oneshot and a humor fic. A first year comes to Ron with an uncomfortable question and Hermione and Harry get involved. Short and very, very random! Rated T for suggestive sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Those Bloody Muggle Hospital Beds by ms james potter reviews
Lily, James, and a moving hospital bed. Catastrophy? Horror? Love? LJ. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Malfoy Marriage, no really! by FernAllister reviews
Draco Malfoy celebrates his lucky escape with his clever, beautiful, wife. Sequel to A Malfoy Marriage, or not!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Malfoy Marriage, or not! by FernAllister reviews
Pheadra Rookwood thinks that she has hit the jack pot when she becomes enganged to Draco Malfoy. Little does she know that she has competition!DracoHermione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crazy things that keep me loving you by Blonde-Titch reviews
Major Fluff Alert! Lily watches a certain young man and wonders why on earth she puts up with him... A LilyJames Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
This Christmas by distorted prep queen reviews
Read as Oliver and Katie tackle something, er...BIG and HARD which eventually leads them in rather...QUESTIONABLE POSITIONS...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Other Side of Midnight by zarah joyce reviews
It was war. And in war, love had no place anywhere. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Picket Fence by Lucifer's Garden reviews
Hermione knows that there only a few promises Draco can keep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sixty Seconds by Lucifer's Garden reviews
Sometimes pretending can just be as painful as facing the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Poison by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: She wanted to hurt him. She wanted to push him, shock him, and humiliate him. But she did not want to be right about it all. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Faraway by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: It’s all just a fantasy, Granger. Open those pretty brown eyes and look around at the world you think you know, lying in shambles. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Means War by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: In which Draco learns not to test Hermione's patience in the morning...especially while in range of ammunition! Slight DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lestrange Honeymoon by Jesus Christ Superstar reviews
Bellatrix and Rodolphus enjoy their first night in Spain as a married couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Bellatrix L.
Whispers In The Wind by seaweedqueen reviews
[OneShot, DMHG] Hermione has never realised the importance of the word 'over' until that cold, windy night. But soon, her life will change as someone new steps into it. [Bad summary]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Love You, SuperFreak by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Alicia Spinnet's love life is a joke. If you ask her why, she'll tell you it's because she's seen too much of George Weasley's. But love never met a plan she didn't like to change!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Alicia S., George W. - Complete
Ice Skating by Mahogany Embers reviews
JPLE oneshot. James convinces Lily to let him teach her to ice skate! Of course, with a little deal squeezed in for Lily's half of the bargain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wisteria by twin-v reviews
Draco noticed absently that his wife looked almost lost in a bed so big. He pushed a few locks of her brown hair away from her forehead and frowned. Two days ago she had been burning with fever, now she was cold… almost as cold as death. He hated it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Top Ten Reasons Why Harry PMSes by Jesus Christ Superstar reviews
...Isn’t it rather self explanatory? Please, read and review. Merci!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Harry P.
A Letter For My Love by Jesus Christ Superstar reviews
How Narcissa and Lucius really spent their wedding night… You know it. One-shot comedy. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Ten Reasons Why Draco's a Sissy by Jesus Christ Superstar reviews
Top ten reasons why Draco turned out to be the little closet-case we all know he is. Just some random Malfoy-Family-Skits. Have fun, read and review, and warning: there is raunchy humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005
Wizarding Betrothal by pasmosa reviews
Lily's parents arranged her marriage to a wizard when she was born, and sealed the deal with a binding magical contract! Nobody counted on Lily choosing not to cooperate! Someone's heart will get broken. Will it be her own? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,110 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Joys of Love and Lust by kitsunelover reviews
Lucius and Narcissa have trouble deciding whether their relationship is based on love or lust.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Tainted Love by Aulizia reviews
Lucius Malfoy is a cruel, ruthless, powerful man. How did a cunning, powerhungry Narcissa get her claws into him, and then go on to save him from Azkaban? This is a Lucius&Narcissa story, which recounts my version of their life together. INCOMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,402 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
One of a Kind by kitsunelover reviews
In which he discovers one of his fiancée’s lesser known proclivities, and realizes that, well, not all men can be Lucius Malfoy. LuciusNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Surprise by kitsunelover reviews
The Dark Lord finds to his cost that a surprising number of his Death Eaters are gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Giving In by kitsunelover reviews
I can resist anything except temptation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Lucius M. - Complete
Always by kitsunelover reviews
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. LuciusNarcissa he is gone, and she misses him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Diary of a Stalker by Bennybunny reviews
A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Flames reviews
“Just want you to run a few…… errands for me” Stupid bloody smirk, wanted to just slap it off of his face, but unfortunately he wouldn’t tell me what Dumbledore had to say if I did.“What kind of errands?” “Small ones” “Yes, but what kind?” DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.