Elia L Dodd
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Joined 02-25-11, id: 2766078, Profile Updated: 03-21-11
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, Eureka, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Elia L Dodd is just what you might call my 'pen' name. I just started writing though, I just made this account so I could R&R. I am a girl who HATES the end of a series/book so I LOVE to come on here and find out what you all think happened after the series/book was ''over''.


Silly stuff...

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look".

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"


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Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"But we're grounded."
Max and Fang stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing ~Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge looked at me. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much."

"Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." ~Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang

"Oh yeah, 'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said, understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back. And then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

MORE QOUTE TIME!!!

"If you're gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty."

"What is today but yesterdays tomorrow?"

"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Ow something bit me!!!" Forest Gump again

"The only thing we have to fear is, fear itself."

"Ask not what your country can do for you. But what you can do for your country."

"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"A good girl is a bad girl who hasn't been caught."

"Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the floor and miss."

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." Edward Cullen

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." Bella

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no ideal what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes." Max and Jeb StWaOES

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Total to Max in Max.

"What's your name?"

"Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." Angel answering Steve in Max.

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." Max in Max

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." Iggy in the AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickhuhs bahs!" Gazzy to Ter Borchet

"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" -Jeff Dunham

"She should call you FEMA." "What does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"How long have you been married? "47 years." "Wow, that's amazing!" "Yeah, that old bitch'll never die." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"A swatch." "A swatch?" "Yeah, it was a watch some company in Switzerland made, so they called it a swatch." "Good thing they weren't in Croatia." -Jeff Dunham and Walter

"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed

"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed

"I need some ligaments!" -Achmed

"Jefafa DunHAM Dot Com!" -Penut

"The weirdest part is, he'd like to kill me, but he can't, because that would be a form of suicide." -Penut

"Bird seed! They gave us BIRD SEED!!!" Nudge

QUESTIONS TO MAKE YOU THINK...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
If you dug a hole straight through the Earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with food in his/her mouth?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Why is bologna round and bread rectangular?
If you go down the wrong lane in reverse, is it still legal?
Why is vanilla ice cream white and vanilla extract brown?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called PEANUTS? Where the heck did they get THAT one from?
Why does the Easter BUNNY carry eggs? Rabbits are mammals.
Where the heck did the name Jolly Ranchers come from?
Why do they always do tests of the emergency broadcast system, but didn't use it on 9/11?
Who on earth was Sadie Hawkins and why did she invent that cruel dance?
Are mattresses ever NOT on sale?
Are earthquakes on Mars called Marsquakes?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
What happens when you ask "Is it just me, or did that really just happen?" and everyone says "it's just you"?
Similarly, what happens when someone is asked to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and they say no?


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Way Back When by Rayven49 reviews
Ever wondered what happened back at the School when the Flock was young? When Max is knocked out in battle, she relives it all, has to save herself and the flock. Again. The story of how the flock came to be. Violence, some FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,633 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Percy Jackson & the Olympians 100 Themes Challenge by Mystery Morgan reviews
This story has a variety of Hurt/Comfort and Humor, so if you like either or genres, this is bound to have something for you. I try to update as often as possible.. Rated to be safe. I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 32,785 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010
Maximum Ride: The End Is Here by Avenging Angels reviews
When Angel wakes up in the middle of a blackened crater she knows something is wrong. But when she realizes who lay beside her, dead, her world will be forever changed. Meanwhile 2 weeks earlier Max and the Flock deal with Angel's loss and must unite-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 101,076 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Max, Angel - Complete
Avenging Angels by Avenging Angels reviews
10 years ago they watched her fall. The Great, Indestructible, Invincible, Maximum Ride brought down after the ultimate act. Protecting those she loved most...those she left behind. The Flock disbanded- Full summary inside. Reviews are greatly appreciated
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 160,046 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Max - Complete
Greek Angels by EmpressOfSarcasm reviews
*POST-TLO AND POST-MAX!* What if the flock was the seven half-bloods from Rachel's prophecy? Who are their godly parents? Is this how Max will save the world? Read to find out all these questions and more! Fax Percabeth Eggy
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,384 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Max, Percy J.
Don't Remember To Forget Me by GhostNox181 reviews
A situation leads Max & Fang to the fight of their lives. Now Max, hurt and angry, runs to the whitecoats for help...to forget. But when the procedure works a bit too well, will Max be able to remember who the Flock is? More importantly, will she want to?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,924 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
You and Me Forever by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part three of Our Eternity trilogy. Can stand alone. Max and Fang have been married seven years; they and their two kids are doing great. When there's suddenly big change in the air, will the family break and face defeat, or stay together and survive? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,503 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Promise of Honey by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Companion fourshot to Our Eternity trilogy. Follows Devin and Callie as they pursue their dreams and find out whether or not their paths will take them to the same place.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
FANG: Archangel in Disguise by T-Bones158 reviews
Fang's been caught by Itex. While caught he meets a baby girl... that is his and Max's. after a year of Itex tests, he escapes with her and has to decide. Go back to the flock? Or raise his kid in saftey? OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 129,078 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Always You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part two of Our Eternity trilogy. Can stand alone. Max and Fang are seventeen and trying to give the flock and their kids the normal life they've been denied. Will new obstacles and an old enemy threaten their happiness? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Becoming You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part one of Our Eternity trilogy. While escaping from the School, Max and Fang discover two strange experiments-- their children. Will the kids pull them together or push them apart? FAX. T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Violets by dramaqueen-144 reviews
Another Avian-Human hybrid was made but was sperated from the flock and her twin brother at one month old. At age fifteen she seeks to find her brother but after years of being on her own can she learn to work in a closely bonded flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,825 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Maximum Eureka, when two worlds colide by The Layman reviews
When Max escapes from the School, she finds herself alone. Fearing capture, she heads up north, eventually coming across a small town in the middle of nowhere.... AU
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Max, Jack C. - Complete
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Untitled reviews
Group of friends, the children of the flock or just the descendants of the Gods, find their place at camp Half-blood. Please help me come up with a title! Rated T cause these are teens and I'm Probably just Paranoid.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 11/28/2011
Next Generation reviews
Max & Fang have triplets... and if thats not enough the flock acquire knolege of older Avian Americans, But who? Read and Review! Set after Season one of Eureka.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Eureka - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Fang, Jo L.
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