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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, Eureka, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Elia L Dodd is just what you might call my 'pen' name. I just started writing though, I just made this account so I could R&R. I am a girl who HATES the end of a series/book so I LOVE to come on here and find out what you all think happened after the series/book was ''over''. Silly stuff... 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" (\_/) This is Bunny Max Ride Quotes! "I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang "I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride "Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge looked at me. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman "You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy "Fang? Are you - like Max?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang "Oh yeah, 'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max "'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said, understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment "Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4 "The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back. And then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4 MORE QOUTE TIME!!! "If you're gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty." "What is today but yesterdays tomorrow?" "Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." "Ow something bit me!!!" Forest Gump again "The only thing we have to fear is, fear itself." "Ask not what your country can do for you. But what you can do for your country." "Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." "A good girl is a bad girl who hasn't been caught." "Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the floor and miss." "I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." Edward Cullen "I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." Bella "Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no ideal what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max StWaOES Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes." Max and Jeb StWaOES "I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Total to Max in Max. "What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." Angel answering Steve in Max. "South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." Max in Max "I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." Iggy in the AE "I vill now destroy de Snickhuhs bahs!" Gazzy to Ter Borchet "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" -Jeff Dunham "She should call you FEMA." "What does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." -Walter and Jeff Dunham "How long have you been married? "47 years." "Wow, that's amazing!" "Yeah, that old bitch'll never die." -Walter and Jeff Dunham "A swatch." "A swatch?" "Yeah, it was a watch some company in Switzerland made, so they called it a swatch." "Good thing they weren't in Croatia." -Jeff Dunham and Walter "Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed "God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed "I need some ligaments!" -Achmed "Jefafa DunHAM Dot Com!" -Penut "The weirdest part is, he'd like to kill me, but he can't, because that would be a form of suicide." -Penut "Bird seed! They gave us BIRD SEED!!!" Nudge QUESTIONS TO MAKE YOU THINK... Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? |
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