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Fun Random Quiz:

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Prussia

2) Canada

3) Russia

4) Poland

5) Austria

6) England

7) Germany

8) Spain

9) N. Italy

10) America

11) Japan

12) China
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Austria/America? That exists?!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Russia, hot? Nah, he's got a bit of a cute look about him, if you ignore the pipe and all...

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
England getting Prussia pregnant? Well, all of the beer and rum on Earth would be non-existant now and that would be one damaged family...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
N. Italy? Of course! GerIta spawns the best fics!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Germany/Canada, hmm... Well, wasn't there a picture of Germany confusing Kumajirou for Knut the bear? Besides their apparent love of bears, I can't think what they would have in common. Besides, N. Italy would be sad, and that's just downright depressing...

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Poland/Spain or Poland/N.Italy? Poland/N.Italy, only because I think they were friends at some point, so there could be a young love sort of thing, I guess...

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Germany discovers Russia and Spain together? Besides that pairing being massively cracky, I don't think he'd do anything besides be a bit weirded out.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Canada/England? Nuts to writing slash, family fic!
"England always focused his attention on America, and Canada was used to being an afterthought. However, Canada finally decides to take a stand." See, this is why I don't write!

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Poland/America? Umm, unless this is some weird Outsourcing AU ship, then no. America is, like, sooo unstylish!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Prussia/Austria: "Sachertorte" FAILFAILFAIL.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Russia/Japan? Russo-Japanese War, of course!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Germany het exists? I've never seen that. N.Italy slash? Duh, everyone does! One even writes it!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
"Happy" by Liam Lynch. Because N.Italy is. Very.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Canada/Russia/England? Christ, that's damaged. Uh, "Canada being very OOC and all becoming one with Mother Russia"

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Spain picking up Austria? XD "What other instruments can those fingers play?" Oh Spain.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
///Not a writer///

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Germany walking in on Canada and China? He'd throw away whatever he had been eating/drinking and chalk it all up to some crazy hallucination.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Poland de-flowering Prussia? He'd have to nab him during his Teutonic Knight days, and I think it would have to be pretty violent.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Germany slash? Yep, everyone does. Isn't it canon? One even writes it!

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Besides the crack! pairing of Russia/Belarus? Probably not. It doesn't exist.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Japan? Um, I think he was mentioned in some fics, and I draw him.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Canada/Poland/Austria? If I did write, hell no. That's just weird!

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Hero"? Yay for lack of imagination!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Austria? It's been far, far too long.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Tea? Heh, awesome.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Japan and N.Italy? Did you see the way Japan spazzed when N.Italy HUGGED him?! So, there'd have to be a LOT of sake involved.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Russia and Germany? Ooh, toughie. Russia, just about.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"Prussia and N.Italy are in a happy relationship untill N.Italy suddenly runs off with Poland. Prussia, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Japan and a brief unhappy affair with China, then follows the wise advice of Austria and finds true love with Canada" Ooh, "Patience". Also, is it scary that I can see the last half happening?

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Germany/Spain was canon? I would wonder where both Italies went, of course.

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Shikon no Go: A Fanfic in 100 Chapters by savvyliterate reviews
A collection of short stories giving a deeper insight the Inuyasha characters ranging from childhood to the future. Mainly centers on Inuyasha and Kagome, but will involve the entire cast.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 93 - Words: 90,884 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 4,215 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Lingering Perils of War by BornOnMayDay reviews
Sophie and Howl are married, and Ingary is being rebuilt after the war. But as Howl comes down with a mysterious illness, the residents of the Moving Castle become aware of that the perils of war will linger much longer than expected. NOW COMPLETED!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,904 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sophie H., Howl - Complete
Foreign Correspondence by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Some events, frankly, aren't important enough to make international news.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,079 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011
Whispers On The Wind by HiddenKindness reviews
My life seems so empty now. Since I was six years old the rest of the year was spent waiting for the summer that I'd have with him. Now that Gin was gone, everything in the forest – and in my life – seemed a little less bright. [Hotarubi no Mori e - Gin x Hotaru]
Hotarubi no Mori e/蛍火の杜へ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,373 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
Come Back 戻ってくる by rinadin reviews
Moving on without Gin is proving to be very taxing on Hotaru. But, when Hotaru finally seems to "pull through," something calls her back to the forest - back to the place they first met. Expect frequent updates! Remember to review if you read, please. I do not own Hotarubi no Mori e - copyright belongs to Yuki Midorikawa and Studio Brain's Base.
Hotarubi no Mori e/蛍火の杜へ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Agglomeration by Silver Pard reviews
A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Hunger Note Games by D'arkYagam'i reviews
A mysterious man with a mysterious notebook appears in district 12 and ends up in the HUNNNGER GAMES! Doesnt have a hunger note but it should. See Light and Dark the Adventures of Dark Yagami for the deets!
Crossover - Death Note & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2012
My First Vacation by RazorCardz01 reviews
Aizen decides to give the Espada a week off in the Human World. Unfortunately, a near death experience prevents them from traveling back to Hueco Mundo. Now they must learn to live like mortals until they can find a way back home.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,087 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Froth by forthright reviews
AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder's, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop's flirtatious counter attendant, she's offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces. MirSan. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,724 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Living Lore by Silver Pard reviews
London dreams of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fully Caffeinated Alchemist by Sage SK reviews
With the homunculi and a murder investigation on his hands, Roy Mustang has no choice but to introduce the world to his new secret weapon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
When in Athens by RobinRocks reviews
Herakles tries to get Kiku to reciprocate some kind of PDA. He fails spectacularly even as everyone else wrecks Athens' classiest hotel with their ridiculous public sexual exploits. Giripan with disruptive background GerIta, USUK, Franada, Spamano et al
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The L Manual by sakura's conscience reviews
The L Manual is a safe way to lead your life while working with L and keeping sane....maybe. On Hiatus
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/15/2007 - L
Snapshot by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
Not everything has to be a fight and not everything in life has to be hard. Snapshots of moments they'll deny ever happened, with everything from love, to hatred, to grief. Because sometimes it's best to see what happens when no one else is looking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,199 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Latvia, Lithuania
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Weekend At Roy's by Inuchron reviews
With the dorms being refurbished and all the hotels full, what choice do the brothers have other than spending the weekend at Roy's? ParentalRoy Ed Al
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008
Eloquent by Sahrah Marmlade-Leonhart reviews
Berwald has many things he would like to say to Tino, if only he were more articulate. SuFin, human names used. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Observations by sQuIsHeDbRoCcOlLi reviews
a compilation of drabbles based on some things I noticed in the series...some things so obvious i bet everyone noticed and some so obscure i had to squint at the page to figure it out.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008
Drowning by Dayja reviews
Sherlock has never learned to swim.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Natural Selection by Aishuu reviews
After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,348 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
The Hunt for the North American Brothers by ninjafox369 reviews
England, unknowingly has started an international challenge: The first one to get Canada and America dressed in tuxedos and escort them to the annual Eurasian Nations Ball gets their lands AND bodies. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - America, Canada
One night of the drop of rain by Kanashiki reviews
LU in order to discover it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Royal Hoax by Shelly-Sells-SheaShells reviews
Traveling along with his crazy brother, a French pervert, and a pasta-loving airhead on a hare-brained scheme to fool the government was NOT how Ludwig wanted to spend the next month.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,943 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Risk by 1917 reviews
Russia and America. Playing Risk. That's really about it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Herr Stick by Rocky and CG reviews
To jump on the bandwagon, I went ahead and wrote about Germany loving Herr Stick and the...complications that arise. A very very silly fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Adventures of Grimmjow and Ulquiorra by Reverberating Winds reviews
Boredom happens. That's why two unlikely Espada decide to partner up against the tedium of everyday life-- reluctantly, of course. Together, the nihilistic one and the party animal can keep the doldrums at bay. Crackfic! Not yaoi; no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
In Remembrance I Relive by Sami-Fire reviews
Prussia's past comes back to haunt him in an almost literal sense, causing him to take stock of his current life. He doesn't like what he sees.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Fifty Nifty United States by KSFWolfe reviews
PILOT: England had forgotten how many people lived in America's house...and how they were all insane. T FOR LANGUAGE:::A series of oneshots following the lives of America's states! WHY ALRIGHT, SURE IT'S not EDUCATIONAL. -shotshotshot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - America, England/Britain
Stand Beside Her and Guide Her by Car reviews
The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/10/2010 - America - Complete
Ameriwho? by Blue-Eyed Chocobo reviews
England is annoyed when America interrupts a conversation with him and Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bound Together by randomfics reviews
Being scammed on a house wasn't planned. Neither was the six foot tall, scary Swedish man that apparently got scammed into the same thing. Too bad they were stuck together. -Complete-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,114 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Pain by DixieMame reviews
88 of the 100 Choices challenge. Greece's economic downfall has shattered more than his pride. But wounds can heal with help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Greece - Complete
Team Spirit by pickingupstars reviews
America gets excited. Canada has to deal with it. Like usual.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
A Tale of a Missing Puffin by kingofthenorth reviews
Little!Iceland's warmth is missing as his puffin is gone as well. Crestfallen, he sets out on a journey to find his faithful friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Iceland - Complete
The Dynamic Duo: Batman and Freud by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
An essay that I wrote for school psychoanalysing Batman. Read at your own peril.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bruce W./Batman
The World Was Here First by momijikk reviews
A collection of drabbles on Hetalia. Multiple pairings. //012 - Reaching// But who was reaching here? Spamano //013 - Emotion// OCxOC. //014 - Jealousy// OCxOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009
Forgotten Warmth by Layrenn reviews
Gilbert has seen many nations die. But, this was different. This was a nation, a child, he had sworn to protect. And he had broken that promise. The Holy Roman Empire will fall, and take his little brother with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Holy Roman Empire, Prussia
No Child Left Behind by TokyoJunk reviews
The small child turned his neck up towards his savior. "Are you God?" And the redhead man replied with a hearty laugh. "Of course! You may call me master!" And thus began the chronicles of a Master and his Idiot Disciple.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian
Winter Nightmare by KobayashiNariko reviews
Berwald's unusually late so Tino attempts to stay awake while waiting for him. Unfortunately it doesn't go so well. Sufin. My first Drabble. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
This Pendent Heart by LunaSphere reviews
When the story ends, almost everyone in Goldcrown Town forgets that their lives had once been turned upside down by a story, that there had ever been a girl named Duck at all. When Duck herself begins to forget, Fakir writes a story that costs him dearly.
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,109 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Music by gonewritin reviews
Germany discovers something he and Italy have in common, and in the process, learns something completely new about the odd nation so close to him. Gertalia. Human names used. Crap title is craaap.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Talk by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
France, Prussia, and Spain decide that it's time to give their little colonies "the talk". This is why these guys should have never been allowed to raise kids...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Prussia, France - Complete
Backlash by Chalupakabra reviews
A spell goes HORRIBLY awry! Sealand's now a great empire, Austria can't compose, Canada is visible, and Lithuania is 'kol'ing? With the world turned on its head, all eyes are on England and his now suspiciously good cooking. GenBend, Crackfic, Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/1/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Dr Effingpot by KDLizzy reviews
Anyone confused with British terms? Well look no further then here. -Some words in here may be found offensive, please look at own risk.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Sincerely by McMuffinDragon reviews
Post Finnish War, Sweden writes a letter to Finland but receives no reply. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Brotherhood by didgeridoodle reviews
As certain events in Canada's life pass, he notices that he is always swathed in America's shadow every time. He doesn't know if he should resent his twin brother. Or himself, for that matter. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Happiest Place on Earth? NOT! by gonewritin reviews
After Gilbert manages to destroy the conference hall where the nations are having a summit, a free day is declared, and Italy manages to convince Germany to take him to Disneyland. Human names are used. Gertalia oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Decade and one by Purplefluffychainsaw reviews
Finland wakes in the night to the sound of snow fall, and ends up in the sitting room, watching the snow and thinking of all that's happened to him and his Su-san. Oneshot, SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Ice Eyes by Tanoshimi reviews
It is like trying to look into the eyes of a dragon, the ultimate feat... They say eyes are the windows to the soul, and Finland is about to find out what that really means.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Arcana by Enchantable reviews
Sequel to Silent Force. Its been fifty years of peace for Soul Society until, in one night, the peace is destroyed. Now everyone must find the strength thought lost to once again, save the world. If they can figure out who they're saving it from of course
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,930 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Brotherhood by Hoshi-Zuuri reviews
Norway visits Iceland in the hospital. Based off Iceland's current economy issues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Executive Residence by Car reviews
“What the hell are you doing?” Biting his lip self-consciously, America rubbed the back of his neck. “Funny story...Boss kicked me out.” Just another normal visit to America for England!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery by HappeDaez reviews
In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Remembrance by REDskies reviews
Italy's been distracted of late, and Germany's getting worried. Subscribes to the Germany is HRE theory
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Last Chance to Breathe by Pinefur reviews
More oneshots on cat's deaths. Each chapter is from a cat's point of view before it dies. What were they thinking? Did they regret what they had done? Look up at the sky, and take a last breath. A last chance to live. ...Not on haitus. Sort of.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,166 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/25/2007
The Doctor Is In by Vocalsama reviews
What happens when a lone, normal, therapist gets to peel open the inner workings of the feared and notorious Espada? Damn, I feel sorry for that dude. It's only a matter of time before he realizes that...well the espadas kinda aren't sane.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,609 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007
Bibuła by Azul Tigress reviews
Poland proves that you should never judge a book by it's cover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Poland, Russia - Complete
100 Things Greece Shouldn't Do by TeutonicFlower reviews
Greece isn't always a quiet, sleepy philosopher.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Greece
Garlic Breath by CryHOg reviews
So, your handsome, German friend asked you out! You'll have wine, pasta, and enjoy his company. Are you prepared to kiss him goodnight after you sprinkled 10oz of parmesan all over your food? Kiss or Pasta? The ultimate sacrifice of the century! Ger/Ity
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,177 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Christmas Delivery That Wouldn't End by rev lady mal reviews
Finland discovers a forgotten Christmas present in the back of his sleigh and finds himself regretting every second of “doing the right thing.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Finland, Russia - Complete
Promise by Lady Charity reviews
Iceland becomes ill, but he refuses any help. Denmark and Norway won’t hear a word of it. But as Ice's sickness worsens, the Nordics realize they need to do everything in their power to keep him from falling.Icelandic Financial Crisis
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Stitches by Megna reviews
Finland and Sweden bond over one of Sweden's lesser-known hobbies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Little Cartographer by District Attorney reviews
Oneshot. England worries about how Sweden and Finland are taking care of Sealand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sweden, England/Britain - Complete
Death in the Family by KayosHybrid reviews
When there is a terrible, explosive accident, it is the name of Vargas that takes the brunt of the damage. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano
Claiming a land by beer by luvjOi reviews
America, Germany, and Japan get drunk the day before a meeting
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2009 - America - Complete
Sisu by Angelsaurus reviews
In the middle of trying to explain "Sisu" to young Sealand, Finland is called to rescue Sweden from peril. A giftfic for Haro.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Santa Finland's Christmas Predicament by pineappleSAMBA reviews
Christmas fic for the Nordics. Tino doesn't think he can make it to the Nordic household in time to deliver their gifts. This should be read to the rhythm of "Twas the Night Before Christmas". Minor SuFin and DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Finland - Complete
A Very Pasta and Potatoes Christmas by Tanya Tsuki reviews
Germany and Veneziano open Christmas presents from "family" and friends together on Christmas morning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Vendetta by MagusKatia reviews
Lovino goes missing. Feliciano and Spain find out who kidnapped him, and the nation responsible has hell to pay... For Hetalia Kink, and rated for language, and ... Um, violence?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/26/2009 - N. Italy, Spain - Complete
From Russia With Fun! by McMuffinDragon reviews
Turns out, Veneciano is surprisingly good at playing Tetris when not distracted by hunger.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Better Than Flying by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Where Finland is sick on Christmas Eve. He's not too happy. Christmas-y drabble-ish thing. SuFin, SwedenxFinland. Merry Christmas, world!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
I Am Awesome, Therefore I Am by Dreamers Deranged reviews
Twelve year-old Alfred F. Jones makes the discovery of his life. Too bad Francis had to make it perverted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - America - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Tourniquet by Peridot Tears reviews
Germany has already lost his brother in this swirling pit of hell -- he has already lost a limb, and he is not ready to lose another, soldier that he is. He is not going to let Italy die, even if it means giving up his friend's arm.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Economic Depression by crystal-chan reviews
Globalization means that these days, when one nation feels the effects, they all do. Italy can't forget, Germany doesn't remember, and everyone else is just scrambling to get by. A Germany is HRE story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,433 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Match Me by x nihilo reviews
*Complete* Shunsui, with his vast knowledge of the shinigami psyche, plays matchmaker to the good, the bad, and the ugly. Nanao gets stuck with the paperwork. Now up: "Thursday Evening"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 74,040 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Infect:: welcome to the human world Edited version by kohan walker reviews
When Ulquiorra and Grimmjow are forced to stay in the human world, all hell breaks out. A mysterious virus, soul reapers breaking down their door, trying to adapt to human life! Sounds like fun doesn't it?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,988 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Voice by Kaliotrimma reviews
A somewhat somber take on the loss of HRE's memories. Human names used, and obviously subscribes to the HRE Germany theory. Warnings: Slightly depressing. Rated T due to sadness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Holy Roman Empire, Prussia - Complete
AA in Reverse by Lizard Pie reviews
Germany has taken a vow to stop drinking, and Prussia can't allow that to stand. With reluctance, he turns to Italy for help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Foreign Tastes by Dancing Feather reviews
AU: Francis tells his brother Matthieu everything he ever wanted to not know. :oneshot: One has to tread carefully if they wish to date the dangerous creature known as the English woman...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - France, Canada - Complete
100 Things Germany Is Not Allowed To Do by Legare Virtuoso reviews
Otherwise known as '100 Things Germany Is Not Allowed To Do At World Conferences'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Germany - Complete
Looking After by KivaEmber reviews
AU. Ludwig remained up late one night to see Gilbert to bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Spiders in the Kitchen by Preussen reviews
Matthew never thought Gilbert was one to be afraid, so when he hears a rather loud yell coming from the kitchen, he has every right to be worried. Rated for Gilbert's mouth. Real names used. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Your Mom by Peridot Tears reviews
China shook his head despairingly. Why did he agree to teach America Chinese curses again? "You sound like a sheep, aru!" Rated for abuse of common curses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2009 - China, America - Complete
Vengeance is a Beautiful Thing by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/6/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Don't Cry, Feliciano by KSFWolfe reviews
I'm sorry I...couldn't keep my promise./GermanyxItaly. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Two Minutes To Belgium by x-Avarice-x reviews
When the Slitheen invade Downing Street, Arthur sneaks in and is abruptly thrown out. Later, he runs into everyone's favorite time traveling alien. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, England/Britain - Complete
Quiet by Coshledak reviews
Sweden has a reason to stare, it just doesn't occur to him as one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Halifax Explosion by Hitomi Shirou reviews
Thursday December 6th. One of the darkest days in Canada's history. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Canada - Complete
Sometimes Goodbye is a Second Chance by Scottypop reviews
It's one year later, and Gilbert found his journal in what was left to him after it all. Companion Piece to 'Regret', read Regret first :// Bad summary. AustriaxPrussia if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Prussia - Complete
Precedent by IVIaedhros reviews
Students who are new to the academy often wonder about a few of the rules. Why would a school for soul reapers ban farm animals and body snatching? What the hell was that first graduating class like...? Rated for general naughtiness and lack of sanity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
The Wild Chase by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Prussia considered himself lucky that his little brother was the obedient and well-behaved sort of kid. But he soon realizes that Germany isn't quite as compliant when sick and faced with taking medicine. Chibi!Germany and Brotherly!Prussia. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Mapmakers' Colors by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Weird How Nothing Rhymes With Mulan by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
A rap about Mulan that is not to be taken seriously at all. Comments are appreciated.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Ordinary by comptine reviews
AU. In which a chance encounter on a train involving a German mechanic, a Italian innkeeper and a kitten seals Ludwig's fate with 'La Dolce Vita' and the younger Vargas brother. GerIta Two Weeks verse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Sincerest Form of Flattery by Mikkeneko reviews
Edward and Alphonse have visited so many towns in their journey that they barely remember them all. But this town sure remembers them.... Gen, fluff, Elric brothers. No pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Clouds Over London by YourMother'sSon reviews
With such a sad past, is it any surprise that it rains often in England?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
The Day Prussia Ruled the World by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Prussia - Complete
The Definition of Heroism by Fence Walker reviews
What's with all this being a hero business?" France wasn't sure why he asked America that question, but the answer was certainly not what he was expecting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/10/2009 - America, France - Complete
Just Another One Of Those Stupid Decisions by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Alfred will never get drunk again. But Arthur really thinks he should. Also titled 'Three Reasons America Has Come Up With To Advise People That Getting Drunk Is A Really, Really Stupid Idea'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kingdom of Heaven by adesso reviews
1943-1945: Italy is a battleground. After Mussolini is deposed and the new Italian leadership signs an armistice with the Allied Powers, German forces seize control of most of the country. Veneziano goes quietly; Romano does not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/7/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Espada Children by Serene Ice Dragon reviews
When one of Szayel's experiments goes horribly wrong, Aizen, Gin and Tousen find themselves facing their most difficult task yet: babysitting!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Tousen K. - Complete
Awakening by Gemini Star01 reviews
During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Reanimation by AzarDarkstar reviews
One shot. Even years later, Stark doesn't know why he did it. Why he would risk so much for a Shinigami. Much less the friend of someone rather determined to kill him. A b-day fic for The Sorrowful Vampress.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/2/2009 - C. Stark, J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Deliver Me by klepto-maniac0 reviews
A certain guardian comes back from the dead to save Yuna from herself, but that's not the only thing he has to protect her from... Chapter 34 now posted!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,583 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Auron, Yuna
The Cold We Hate by InsolitaParvaPuella reviews
The North American Ice Storm of 1998, an indisputable example of the cold Canadians and Americans alike loathe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Fear by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
A lot of things stand between Yumichika and Bankai. Like the fact that he can't even tell his best friend the truth about his sword... Friendship only. Better than summary! Give it a try! NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Wrong Restroom, Missy by Orpah reviews
Just a short oneshot with Austria and Little!Italy. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2009 - N. Italy, Austria - Complete
Arthur's Phases by Smrtypantz reviews
You couldn’t describe Arthur Kirkland with just one word, mainly because there were just too many things that he was. A drabble fic about all of Arthur's different personalities in Alfred's POV Ch. 13 Sick England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,660 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - England/Britain, America
It's not you! by RedHatMeg reviews
Kumajiro is waiting for his master during lunch break in World Conference, but someone decides for not so nicely joke with him. KumajiroxCanada friendship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
The Destruction of the Last of American Culture by YourMother'sSon reviews
America is betrayed by one of his best friends. One shot Crack fic, rated T for language and generally stupid topics. Don't read it. Ever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - America - Complete
Discovering Ludwig by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
When Germany starts another World War, everyone has had enough. Stripped down, remade, this is the story of New Germany. Starting from scratch, being raised by a new Austro-Hungarian alliance, about to meet Italy – who will turn his world upside down. #7
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,220 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
World War G by Tanya Tsuki reviews
All is going well until Francis decides to sport a different pair of glasses. Who knew it would lead to WWIII?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Thing by Impervious Marr reviews
From the look on Romano's face, the briefcase he held, and the papers in his hands - Veneziano Italy could already guess what his brother wanted to say. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Of Beer Goggles and Cows by Fence Walker reviews
In which alcohol is consumed, ideas are suggested, and chaos ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Regret by Scottypop reviews
AU; They always say that stress can make you slightly ill, or give you a disease that is sure to kill. For those who have succumbed, tears are shed - but tears cannot bring back the dead. Character death, now with a third chapter for those who wanted it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Canada - Complete
The reason why Prussia remembers by ninjafox369 reviews
Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Dancing by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
Why, Germany wondered, was Italy only good at useless things? One-shot/drabble of boredom...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Now All We Can Do Is Live by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "What do you think would have happened...if none of this had ever happened? I mean, what if we never lost our bodies? What if we never tried to bring Mom back? Where do you think we'd be now?" Pure brotherly love and companionship, NOT Elricest!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Lorentrap reviews
It wasn’t the first time Ludwig awoke to find a familiar Italian cuddled into his side. LudwigxFeliciano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Ginny's Howler by xmystorytime reviews
One-shot. "I really can't believe you talked me into this." It's Ginny's first time doing a howler. Harry ropes in Ron and Hermione to help sabotage it, and end up reminiscing instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Big Brother by crazy-anonymous reviews
The quiet “Shh”’s that lightly slipped from the man’s pale lips could hardly be heard over the gurgled noise that retched itself from Alfred’s torn throat as he desperately pushed against the man, gripping at his arms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - America
Black Tuesday by comptine reviews
October 29th was a very important day to Matthew. It was the day he saw his brother fall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Two Good Friends by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Hungary takes a stand against Austria, and Poland lends a hand to his oldest and dearest friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Poland, Hungary - Complete
Enjoy the Silence by Sami-Fire reviews
Sweden observes a sleeping Finland and reflects a little on their relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Suomi by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Finnish for Finland. Teehee. Oneshot. Sweden doesn't like it when Finland cries. Human names, SuFin, Sweden.x.Finland. Kplus cause I don't like the K.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Titrate That by marshtomp madness reviews
Feliks gets Toris into trouble during chem class. Ivan is creepy. Ludwig and Feliciano are friends... or more? Diluted HCl is spilled... or thrown? But Berwald and Tino save the day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
The US of Eh? by Darkfire75 reviews
America finds out Canada's secret plan to rule the world starting with his southern neighbor . Not as crazy as it sounds ಠ ಠ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Say My Name by Tanya Tsuki reviews
It's always Italy and Romano this, Italy and Romano that. Romano is Italy, too, and he just wants that to be acknowledged.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
A Report on the Subject of Human Copulation by saramon reviews
Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by Pandora Culpa reviews
Roy and Ed are trapped in close quarters for 24 hours. Grudging cooperation ensues. Written for Evil Whimsey's 2008 Fahrenheit 107 Fic Challenge
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fools can't catch colds by drcalvin reviews
Germany has a cold, so Prussia steps up to act as a "responsible" older brother and care for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Crushing On Hime by Roxius reviews
Aizen decides to address the concern that all 10 Espada have fallen in love with Inoue Orihime, but things immediately get out of hand. One-sided EspadaHime. Please R & R! FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Equivalent Exchange by vitalsigns1719 reviews
Ed and Al's differing interpretations of alchemy's principle of Equivalent Exchange, based on their experiences together. Brotherly angst, no pairings. Original anime 'verse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Songs for a New World by Gemini Star01 reviews
Follow-up to Avalon. It’s the first meeting since the world began to end. Tragedy and loss threatens to rip the Nations apart, but a spark of hope can unite them stronger than before.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2009 - America - Complete
Mirror Act by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Canada is sick of his brother's antics, and vents by doing a very, very good imitation of him at a World Conference, much to the delight of his tiny audience.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Canada, Sealand - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist 4kids style by Muten Azuki reviews
How would 4kids edit Fullmetal alchemist? I've written some of their 'minor' edits. Aren't you lucky? New theme song included! Flames welcome!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
Gilbird to the Rescue by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Home with a really bad stomachache, Prussia is regretting having lunch at England's house. Fortunately, his awesome little pal Gilbird arrives to help his namesake! Based on 'Oresama no Blog' entries Rated T for Gilbert's potty mouth. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
The First Encounter by Cronomon reviews
Jushiro's first meeting with "Sogy-chan" and "Koto-chan". It didn't turn out quite as he'd expected it to.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2009 - J. Ukitake, Sogyo no K - Complete
For Once It's Not Canada by Tanya Tsuki reviews
Hungary mistakes Germany for Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Germany, Hungary - Complete
Friendship, дружба, Freundschaft Anyway you say it by McMuffinDragon reviews
I'm not here to start a war; it's Friendship Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/2/2009 - America - Complete
Awesome: 1 Busby's Chair: 0 by Tanya Tsuki reviews
What would have happened had America sat in Busby's Chair?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Babel by Miss Chelle reviews
The Nations decide to have a friendly little debate over whose language is the Best. Crack one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
I'm sorry, was there not enough sex in it for you? by VIITheChariot reviews
Alfred discovers the horrors of fanfiction and reads about a supposed scene, or ten, that took place between him and Arthur when he was younger. Alfred then freaks out. A lot. Kool-Aid is spat onto the computer screen and nothing is sacred...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
The Herculean Tasks of Shuuhei Hisagi by Barbellenel reviews
OR WHO'S PUNKING WHOM Hisagi with the help of Renji, Ikkaku, Kira, Yumi, is forced to complete a series of silly Hercules-type tasks from Shunsui in order to win Nanao's hand which he doesn't want to begin with. ShuuXNan. Humor/adventure/romance/revenge!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Shuuhei H.
Blankets by Hell.Fire.Feline reviews
14. Writing something does not mean necessarily writing a story. Finland finds Su-san is a better writer than him... and cries. Now a series, due to popular request. Thanks, guys!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sweden, Finland
Drinking Alone by EchoLoco reviews
Matsumoto wants to drown her sorrows after Gin's betrayal, but she hates drinking alone.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Yumichika A. - Complete
England's Waxing Days by Kitty29 reviews
England goes to get his eyebrows waxed but unfortunately for him he is met with more then a few distractions. Sometimes it seems like the whole world is against him. Literally.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
New Family in a New World by Tanya Tsuki reviews
France decides to introduce his brothers to the North American brothers. They spend the day together to get to know one another. Starring colonial!America and Canada, young-teenaged!Italy brothers, and Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
A Mary Sue ChallengeFiasco! by JoPo08 reviews
A challenge from theretard5892, this author attempts to write her first crack. Rated T for Mary Sue shenanigans and evil Shirley. Don't forget sexual references.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
I Never: A DGrayMan Drinking Game by RazzlePie reviews
The exorcists are rained in and pass their time in a pub playing a drinking game called "I Never." There aren't really any pairings...This is just a little fic I threw together. Please R&R! SIXTH part up due to reviews! Thank you!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008
The Amazing Prussia and the Automatic Doors by luffyluffy reviews
Prussia thinks he's so awesome that doors open for him
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Avalon by Gemini Star01 reviews
The old world is dying, Alfred. Arthur is just the first." People, animals, even entire countries all eventually fade away, but life and love always find a way to go on...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fear Factor: England by Moogle Girl X2 reviews
Japan finds that England is the source of America’s fear of all things scary. America reminisces, albeit not quite happily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Adventures of Pale Ale Man and Root Beer Boy by yokainomiko reviews
Germany is a vigilante beating the crap out of crime with Prussia as his awesome sidekick. Summary as taken from aphkink aid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Returning by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Italy rushes to save Germany's life in a trench after a battle. But how will Germany feel about the man who left him behind in World War One being near him again? Rated T for blood and gore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Ultimate Bleach Character Bashing by housekihana reviews
Do you just HATE certain Bleach characters, even though everyone else seems totally fine with them? Well, you are not the only one! Join me as I make fun of, ridicule, and ultimately destroy certain Bleach characters to weeping piles of misery!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
When Seppuku Seems Like an Easy Way Out by fukuji mihoko reviews
Japan writes a poem to express his 'feelings' for France, and England decides to help out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
SEHR KAWAII DESU NEE! by fukuji mihoko reviews
Japan has witnessed many terrible things in his life, but there is nothing quite as scary as a fangirl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Japan - Complete
Falling by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
SPOILERS for 364: They could only fall so far, but they would fall and rise together.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Forgive and Forget by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
It's Canada's birthday, and a surprise visit from England makes old grievances rear their ugly heads. Luckily, Canada is a very forgiving person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Meifu's Gate ::Second Manuscript:: by VraieEsprit reviews
Juushirou wants to learn and Shunsui wants to take it easy. But the two boys are united in one thing - both of them believe in justice. When a crime polarises the Academy, the boys resolve to solve it - but it seems Elite society has many secrets to hide!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 369,377 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
An Idiot's Story by Tanya Tsuki reviews
On a cold winter day, America and Canada are walking home together from a meeting. All goes well until Canada dares America to test a well known scene from a well known movie...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Victory by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
“They didn't feel every death, every bomb. They didn't feel the war. They just fought it. We were the war. We were living it all.” The Allies drink to their victory.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
The Gaijin Gaijin Song by Dancing Feather reviews
Just in case anyone was sick of the Llama Llama song. :oneshot of potential racism: Because I don't care about your mental anguish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Japan, China - Complete
International Response by BlossomsintheMist reviews
America's never been hurt like this before. England reacts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Normalcy by Miss Chelle reviews
Brotherly love is a normal thing to them. Series of one-shots about brotherly love. Ch.2 Lovi and Feli
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Routine by Mikkeneko reviews
You can get used to almost anything, even a new world. End of series spoilers, no pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Historical Memories by Sami-Fire reviews
After World War II, Germany and Prussia discuss the past.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Rain by Kladdpapper reviews
Pre-colony!America and England got into an argumentation. America storms out and England need to get him back. Some mild fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bump in the Night by pocketcucco reviews
Canada watches a scary movie with America and regrets it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Public Service by Canadino reviews
What does Japan do when he develops a prototype for a new camera? Test it out, of course! Various pairings with a stalkerish Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Japan - Complete
Let's Play Some Tetris Mother Russia by Raggedy Doctor reviews
Alfred shows Matthew a new game. Ivan sings classic Russian folk songs. Tetris is better than pong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Persuading Sweden by sushidei reviews
Sealand wants to go on a date, but it takes a little persuading from his wife to get Sweden to agree to his son being involved in any kind of "romance." Sweden/Finland, Sealand/Latvia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Beginning of the End by Asidian reviews
Their Golden Age is coming to an end- and one of them knows it. Poland/Lithuania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
I Keep Seeing a Maiden by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Germany is suffering from a bad headache, images and foreign memories and thoughts bothering him. Prussia is intent on suppressing them, like he has for so many years. But Italy finds out setting the course for old promises to resurface. HRE/GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Coat of Arms by opheliasnorkels reviews
America can't believe England would put... THAT on his national seal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - England/Britain, America
Hockey by Miss Chelle reviews
Hockey was the only thing that made Matt feel recognized, made him feel.....important. Crap summary. A Matt X Ivan friendship fic with no historical accuracy in the least.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Canada, Russia
Broken by Nocturnical reviews
I don't feel right when you're gone away. Sweden/Finland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Button Up by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Long gone were the days of fear in Sweden's embrace.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo by Determined reviews
While trying to order coffee, Canada's attempts are thwarted by idiots...resulting in his patience and sarcasm running dry. Deadpanning has never been so deadly. *Just ask America*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Canada - Complete
1984: Power Corrupts by musubi7 reviews
It's been three years since the war's ended. As Europe rebuilds, England shoves a new book in his son's hands and gives him a simple order: "Read it."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Published: 5/25/2009 - America - Complete
A Lesson In Botany by Kachanski reviews
It was a peaceful day, sitting amongst the Lilly of the Valley. That is until one of Kyouraku's newly born tricks backfires onto him!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Tempering the Pact of Steel by Sami-Fire reviews
Germany has a dream that disturbs him. How does he end up coping with the sudden disturbance?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Annoying Prussia by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Prussia is alone at Germany's house with a bad stomachache. As it gets worse and he feels the slightest bit of fear, someone randomly shows up at the front door. ...It's Italy. Will he help Gilbert or make things worse? Fluff, rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Guess the F in Alfred F Jones! by GemmaniGirl reviews
America was surprised that no one could guess what his middle name was. To him, it was so painfully obvious. And yet not one person could figure it out! So it had become a tradition at Meetings for the Nations to guess. But no one ever guessed right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/14/2009 - America - Complete
Reborn by KivaEmber reviews
Prussia disappeared along with his nation - and woke up in limbo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Germany, Prussia
For You by YukiSkye reviews
Unlike Holy Roman Empire’s departure, Ludwig was promising to come back and he had never lied before. But promises were just words and could easily be broken. LudwigxFeliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Brothers by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*North Italy, South Italy* 1847, Genova, Italy. Two brothers trying to gain independence, and Lovino admits for the first time he cares for his younger brother. Written for the hetalia kink meme exchange.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Consequences by Kohi wo Nomu reviews
To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Its a scientific law, the same as "Equivalent Exchange". Ed brought his brother back, and Ed, Roy and Al all feel differently about it. Continued from "Returned."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Where Our Lives Changed by SenmuraAki reviews
They were two different people on different paths. In that place, they befriended each other. Highlights of Ukitake Jyuushirou's and Kyouraku Shunsui's days in the Shinigami Academy. Full summary inside. PLS READ AND REVIEW! Non yaoi. Sorry, UkiShun fans.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
Hockey Culture by comptine reviews
This would be, perhaps, one of the less friendly outings Alfred F. Jones had attended. Not that he had an exceptional track record in the first place or anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Torture by Mikkeneko reviews
Ed is a tough, determined Alchemist, who won't be pushed around or forced into anything against his will. But can he stand up to this? Humor, no pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Envy, Sloth - Complete
Weapon of Mass Suffocation by Dior Crystal reviews
“OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!” Matsumoto squealed, crushing Ulquiorra Schiffer’s face into her bosom, suffocating him. Ouch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/3/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Ulquiorra - Complete
Hockey by Atopos reviews
Matthew teaches Alfred a few things about his absolutely favourite game.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Kitty Cat by star-stickies reviews
Because of certain circumstances, Ulquiorra had to move over to Grimmjow’s room for the night. He didn’t think it would be so bad, as long as they had two separate beds. Or so he thought.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The wrong place by star-stickies reviews
Grimmjow realises he says something...that can have 2 different meanings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Uneasy Countries by Dancing Feather reviews
Arthur did not know what possessed him to do so, but he was stuck. Little did he realize that calling Alfred for help was the least of his problems. Or maybe that was his problem. :twoshot: How many gay people can you piss off in less than 3 hours?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Kumajirosan by Atopos reviews
America always wondered why his brother carried that bear with him everywhere he went and why he found it so creepy. Now he knows it's England's fault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Too Many Sins Spoil the Plot by Anne Packrat reviews
When a sudden influx of homunculi arrive on Dante's doorstep, even she eventually starts to run out of names... COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK. Rated for language mainly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Perspective by Still Evil Flame reviews
What IS it with Ukitake and his candy? Toshiro hates it, but maybe understands it a little more after a talk with Shunsui and gains a whole new perspective. No yaoi or sexual content at all for that matter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2009 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Alcoholic Tendencies by xmystorytime reviews
RE-WRITTEN. One-shot. 'The large window had a human-shaped hole in it. Cross peered outside, staring down at something, and Allen was nowhere to be seen.' Cross does care about his pupil - honest.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian - Complete
Not For the World by toushiro1310 reviews
No regrets. Ed tries to cheer up a homesick Al at breakfast. After CoS. He wouldnt have done it different, not for the world. "I’ve wished many times I could use alchemy, that we could see our friends again, but…I'd regret it even more if I didn't come.”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Were You Looking for an Answer? by Dancing Feather reviews
Germany has yet another secret. France and America still think they are awesome. UK can't figure himself out and Japan wants to go home. So nothing new- wait, why isn't Italy at the meeting? :oneshot of pointlessness:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
Oneshot. Annoyed with the pairings he finds on FF. net, Ed writes a letter to the site.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
B&E by KivaEmber reviews
AU random oneshot. Gilbert wants to do a B&E. Ludwig is unwillingly taken along for the ride.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Loonie in the Ice by poprika reviews
The world meets to discuss the fate of Woman's Hockey in the Winter Olympics. Canada speaks up. Things get out of hand and old grudges are found to still remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Scary Shiny Glasses by Lady Nightspike reviews
Inspired by the TV trope. Read all about Ishida's adventures...with glasses! Watch his 'glasses' warfare tactics! Witness the insanity of Hueco Mundo through the lens of...err...lenses?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Uryuu I.
Returned by Kohi wo Nomu reviews
Ed finally returns Al to his body, only to be caught in the act.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Pull Down the World by Yakaji reviews
He was Aizen's most trusted lieutenant. His betrayal brought Soul Society to its knees. What path took him from the slums of Rukongai to the peak of Seireitei? [GinRan] Spoilers up to current JUMP releases.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,436 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2006 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
A Brother's Worry by Took-Baggins reviews
Alphonse has suddenly taken ill. How could Edward have missed it? -One-shot- Brotherly Ed/Al
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
For My Bruderlein! by YukiSkye reviews
Ah poor, boring Ludwig who is going to be alone for the rest of your life. But not to fear because you have me, the awesome older brother, the great Gilbert to remedy that! LudwigxFeliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Abstinence Made Uneasy by Kilonji reviews
Byakuya is irritated by a pair of guests to his wedding.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Preggo by Zin and Sen reviews
Ukitake and Gin get pregnant with Yumichika's and Soi Fon's illegitimate love children, respectively. Rangiku and Hanatarou play therapist. Much crack ensues. T for safety.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
The Right Medicine by Kachanski reviews
Ukitake really is an excellient nurse, he knows just the medicine his patients need.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Posthumorous by Futakuchi Onna reviews
In which Renji makes a shocking discovery; Byakuya has a sense of humor.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
I Have Seized Your Vital Regions by Darkfire75 reviews
Hidan seizes some vital regions. Seriously. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING. Lies...all lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by jazzpha reviews
Kaien Shiba decides to play a prank on Kiyone and Sentaro to get them back for slacking off all the time, and hilarity ensues when Ukitake becomes the accidental victim. Crack, Birthday fic for MatsuMama. Set during the timeframe of the Pendulum Arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - J. Ukitake - Complete
The Death of Truth by Librarianbot reviews
Found the bomb, saved the world. Now on to a nice, quiet life on the wrong side of the gate. Except, of course, nothing's ever quite that simple... Set after The Conqueror of Shambala. Spoilers for the series as a whole. Anime universe. Ed, thus language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,079 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Truth about Climate Change by MatsuMama reviews
The REAL cause behind Global Warming is revealed! AND the reason why Yamamoto never gets a day off...Just, crack. Ukitake, Shunsui, Hitsugaya and Yama-jii. Written for nothing more than a silly little chuckle; no political agenda meant or implied. XD
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Scarf by miss latvia reviews
Raivis had seen the moment from a distance, seen the way that Ivan’s eyes lit up as he wrapped the material around his neck – once, twice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Ukitake and Umeboshi by debbiechan reviews
A friend asked me to write about her favorite character and a weird little pickled fruit popular in Japan. It was only after I’d written the drabble about Ukitake avoiding the thing in his rice that she told me that Ukitake’s official profile said he was
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Something About Oneself by nalagaOcean777 reviews
Every zanpakuto spirit has told something about themselves to their wielders, or vice-versa. A small peek into the first one of such conversations, and the bonds hence strengthened by them.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,942 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008
Addressing Ishida by ChaosHat reviews
Renji wishes he'd never asked. Ishida wishes he hadn't either. Short, humorous one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Uryuu I., Renji A. - Complete
The S Factor by Guttersnipe reviews
Following his logical mind’s suggestion, Allen backed away and opted not to say anymore to the angry, angry chibi with the sword. Crack!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Allen Walker - Complete
Cars by Skyskater reviews
I, Ichimaru Gin, shall NOT be repressed and shall now proceed to give you all the REAL names of the Espada that Kubo Tite was too anal about to include in the manga. Thank you for letting me waste your time.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Serendipity Is by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
Once again, the Captains just can't control themselves when it comes to meetings. And once again , Yama-jii gets stressed. Only rated T because Ken-chan uses a naughty word : Please R&R, I like to feel wanted...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2008 - J. Ukitake, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Luck by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Roy Mustang has been having a bad week. Unfortunately for him, it's about to get a whole lot worse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Birthday Hassle by Kracken l.w reviews
What does the Eleventh division do to celebrate their Captain's bithday? Besides drinking, I mean. Now, what happens when the rest of the Soul Reapers get involved? Rated for swearing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Haunts of the Heart by xmystorytime reviews
“It's hidden within sight – Allen.” With only a note to guide them, Lavi and Kanda must unravel the mystery of Allen's disappearance, find the Innocence and avoid the curse that's sent dozens to their grave. Not that hard then. COMPLETE
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,656 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Silent Force by Enchantable reviews
In the aftermath of the Winter War the race is on for the cure for the Hollowfication process. For that time the remaining Espada have been kept alive to be experimented on. Ulquiorra and Inoue meet again when their positions are reversed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,640 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Solicitors by Skyskater reviews
Byakuya is a man that needs his beauty sleep, and nobody, and I mean NOBODY, messes with that. T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Simplicity by Spastic Spastic reviews
Fifty drabbles from when Ed and Al were children. The innocence of childhood and the sibling rivalry that takes place. Not to mention cake being used as ammunition, that's always fun. And Al is pretty sure 'kaprillion' is not a real number. Not Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Freeze by Silent Nacht reviews
In the thick snow that blankets Pennsylvania there are footprints of blood. The year is 1777, and Alfred refuses to lose hope.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2008 - America - Complete
Partners by starshards reviews
Poland and Lithuania were partners in just about everything that they did... Lithuania/Poland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Poland, Lithuania
Irrationality by VioTanequil reviews
If you knew you were about to die, what would you do? Who would you tell? Warning: Character Death. Birthday fic for PND!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Never by Kachanski reviews
After an odd encounter with two captains Hitsugaya decides that he will never, ever become a captain.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Zetsubou no Hana: The Flower Of Despair by VraieEsprit reviews
Kira and Momo oneshot - the aftermath of betrayal hangs heavy over the heads of two of Seireitei's Vice Captains - but in very different ways.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/28/2008 - I. Kira, M. Hinamori - Complete
D Graymeme by Trayne reviews
It was a story about war. It was a story about horror and mankind. ...Then it hit the internet. It has become a story of lulz. A series of drabbles about the infamous lines that should have never come into existence. Now with glorious yuri flavor!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Meds for One Work for Two by oshare-banchou reviews
Seireitei takes a breather after an unforeseen incident, and Ukitake must face a new medicine-with some not-so-appreciated help from Unohana. Humor. No pairings, but Ukitake/Unohana if you like. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2008 - R. Unohana, J. Ukitake - Complete
One Hot Day by Paraluman reviews
What happens when you put some of Soul Society's most powerful men and women in a room to endure a troublesome meeting on a steaming day? You're causing trouble, of course.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007
Like Water for Sake by MatsuMama reviews
The entire roster of Gotei 13 characters go drinking in the Real World. Can Matsumoto pair them off with the perfect drink? EVERYONE is in this. Drunken shenanigans abound! Knowledge of bar drinks a must! Bottoms up!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Reminiscence by Luinuial reviews
The façade of Las Noches never changes. It reminds me too much of myself...I hate this place. I hate the petty power struggles that go on daily between the Espada. But mostly, I hate the fact that you're not here. GinRan oneshots, Gin's POV. Part 15 up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
XXX by snappleducated reviews
Allen and Lavi discover something horrible—Kanda likes Lenalee. They respond to this by pushing him out a fourth-floor window and into the manure pile. And it just goes downhill from there.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
The Thing about Boys by crazyarsonist reviews
25 things the Shinigami Women's Association found out about the opposite sex.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,385 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Zanpakutology by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Yumichika told the zanpakuto to please shut up to which the zanpakuto gave him a beautifully hateful smile and the two glared at each other until Hisagi broke in.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Yumichika A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
One Thousand Paper Cranes by Luthiena reviews
The Captains of Soul Society start finding tiny paper cranes everywhere, but who is leaving them? And why?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake
Capslock Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by Overskill reviews
Clearly a crossover with the Potterverse. Short-short farcical parody. For some reason Edward and Alphonse are at Hogwarts during Harry's fifth year. A beautiful friendship starts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Questionable Masculinity by amai-amaya reviews
Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Birds and the Bees, Kenpachi style by MatsuMama reviews
Yachiru wants to know what grown-ups do when they're in love. Hilarity ensues! Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Tegami by annyenil reviews
2401. 7 days, 7 fics, 7 genres, 7 characters. Day One: Read through the private letters of Matsumoto, Gin, Hitsugaya, Ukitake, Ikkaku, Yachiru and Byakuya. Life can be ordinary in Sereitei just like anywhere else in the world. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Confessions to his future best man by Morlin reviews
Hitsugaya Toshiro is getting married and there's only one piece left of the wedding puzzle. The best man. Who will he ask to take the position and more importantly HOW will he ask it? Friendship oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
A Small World by Tramontana Keeper reviews
The problem was not that Ed was too small; it was that the whole world was just too BIG, making it the closest thing to Hell that Ed could possibly imagine... Slight crack, movie AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
Daddy of Three by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
There is an inside joke around soul society, more specifically the 11th squad about their Captain Zaraki-well it's more of a natural fact, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he is a beast of a man who enjoys a fight more then anything else.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
We're Cracking With The Break of Day by CaffeineChic reviews
Are you stoned?
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama
Train Tales by RazzlePie reviews
Threeshot. Lavi, Allen, Kanda, and Bookman are on a long train ride to their next mission. Lavi coaxes them all into reciting some form of literature. Rated T for Lavi's questionable humor...Chapter 3 up!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Five Seven Five by Samurai101 reviews
Roy and Maes engage in a battle of wit, trickey, and.....haiku?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
What If? by JeanThine reviews
Have you ever thought on where your story could have divulged. A daydream of what could have been for a Silver Fox and his Chrysanthenum.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
The Skirt is the Sword's Natural Enemy by Guttersnipe reviews
“You’ve got Kanda all hot and bothered, Lenalee!” Allen practically shouted, desperation upon his face. “You have to stay away from him! Look! Here’s a nice janitor’s closet; just hide in here for a few minu—uh—years, until he cools down.” Crack!KandaLena
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Chronicles of the Sereitei Philharmonic by annyenil reviews
“Instrument? Instruments of torture?” “No, musical instruments.” The strongest shinigami in Sereitei were about to face their greatest challenge yet……
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
L is For by mellish reviews
There has to be some reason why his name is L, after all. Mostly Watari and kid!L Updated.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/14/2006
Reincarnate by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
Is the similarity between their names the only reason Ukitake pays attention to Toshiro? Or could the truth lie in the past? By BlackMarketTrombones.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Juvenile Calamity by Serria reviews
When Watari sends 14 year old L to Japan to practice his Japanese language comprehension, L never anticipated that he would somehow be stuck babysitting two devil children: Light and Sayu Yagami.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/13/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
highly explosive by smartalker reviews
Because talking to Lavi and Allen about girls and where they rank on the hotness scale was TOTALLY on Kanda's to-do list. Really.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Should Your Captain Fall by JeanThine reviews
A series of oneshots in which each captain of the Gotei 13 dies. Big emo warning for people who don't like death n' stuff. It's finally complete! Review for the possibility of bonus chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
So your Death Note is broken by Kaiaken reviews
It seems that Light's Death note is broken, and instead of death, those who are written in the Light's death note will find themselves condemned to a more...weirder fate.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006
Mello's ABC's by whitetyger123 reviews
Mello's awsome rants about words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Last chapter is up! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture. Got to 100 reviews! Thanks everyone! Please R&R! Extra new awesome anniversary bonus chapter!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mello - Complete
Castum Caliga by Empatheia reviews
-Kanda, Komui- They go to the new headquarters a day ahead of everyone else to prepare. It's very much not what Kanda was expecting. Komui is predictably amused.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Kira Trap by Sedentary Wordsmith reviews
L's simple word trap for Kira is deeper and simpler than Light can see. Humor.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ways to end the war Or destroy the Hokyugo by Artificial Life Creator reviews
Like the title says.. my imagination on medicine. First up is Yachiru and my personal favorite, Coffee! I had coffee during my exam today, scared the living daylights out of my Japanese class.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Yachiru K., Orihime I.
Hitch by annyenil reviews
Every man in Sereitei look up to Kyoraku Shunsui, not only for his power, but also for his lady magnetism. Abarai Renji is no exception. So when he needed some help...... Rated T for content.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Shunsui K., Renji A. - Complete
The Return of Gin by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Gin returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2008 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U. - Complete
Automail by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
A look at some of the problems that could be caused by automail, and whether it's worth the pain of having it installed. A little bit of brotherly fluff at the end. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Calling In Dead by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
Edward And Heiderich Oneshot. How Far Would Edward Go To Get Out Of Work? He Would Fake His Own Death, That's How Far. But Alfons Is Too Tenacious To Let Him Go Without A Fight.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
imitate the action of the duck by incandescens reviews
Kyouraku and Ukitake, in the Academy days, and why the skinny-dipping was a bad idea.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Special Blend by incandescens reviews
Rukia In The Sky With Diamonds, or why one should not touch Ukitake's cough mixture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rukia K. - Complete
13 Ways To Die by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
The deaths of the 13 Captains of Sereitei. Character death everywhere
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
In Black Crayon by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
During The Time Light Was Chained To Ryuuzaki He Kept A Journal, In Which He Wrote His Most Deep And Vehement Thoughts. [Antagonist!Light] [Oblivous!Ryuuzaki] The SugarFixated Detective Through The Eyes Of Yagami Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,678 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - L, Light Y.
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Valentines Day in Seireitei by JeanThine reviews
Think Valentines day is just for the living? The events unfold as all Shinigami have the fourteenth of february off to seek true love! The story is now complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Bella Luna by CheshireMisfit reviews
Every night, after a hard day's work, he would venture out onto the sea, throw his line at the water, and try to catch the moon. A Greek myth-styled ShunsuiNanao fic with Gin and Rangiku sprinkles. Written for and dedicated to the lovely AnimePenguin.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
The Battle of Wits by AdventureAddict reviews
Oneshot. What happens when two bored brothers with brilliant minds get on a train together? Why, they start a battle of wits, of course! Now the determined blond and his calm brother are having an argument... Just for the sake of having an argument.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Darth Vader Polka by buduica reviews
There's consequences to Cross' womanizing ways. The fall-out traumatizes everyone involved, especially Allen Walker.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
The appointments by Toblerone3 reviews
What if Kenpachi, Unohana, and Yachiru were sent to the human world to help out with the arrancar situation? what if Yachiru's elementary school teacher requested a parent teacher interview?it's the beginning of a full schedule. NO LONGER A ONE SHOT! Tobi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Smoke And Mirrors by JeanThine reviews
Better known as Ten Shinigami who aren't what they seem. A list of Shinigami who have decieved those around them.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Defiance Of The Natural Order by Random One-Shot reviews
Grimmjaw. Tatsuki. Something that should not, in Grimmjaw's own opinion, ever happen and proof that Tatsuki can make ANYONE bleed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Tatsuki A. - Complete
The Fanfic Guide to Fullmetal Fanfiction by Ayumi Elric reviews
Fullmetal Fanfiction got you down? Just not writing the way you want to? Having trouble because you don't have the amount of reviews that you want? Come learn to improve your fanfics, open to both noobs and veterans and all in between!Because Ed says to!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Noticed Something by YondyB reviews
The cast of Bleach notice little oddities about the series they are in, and speak of them. Crack. Series of drabbles. Characters in each drabble listed next to the title.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
Observations by 20 Thousand Leagues reviews
Hyorinmaru makes observations. Hitsugaya suffers, but gains a whole new prospective on the Gotei 13. As advised by my reviewers, a warning: Do not read while consuming beverages. Especially ones that will make your keyboard sticky.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Ukes of the World, Unite! by Greenzaku reviews
The Brotherhood has gathered. Five uncommon Men have banded together for a common cause. Yaoi writers everywhere, beware! Yaoi fics as seen through the eyes of Bleach's biggest ukes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/2/2007 - J. Ukitake, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Zaraki's Stupid Moment by WillowSioui reviews
Something me and my friends came up with. A parody on how Zaraki tries to find out his zanpaktou's name. And fails miserably.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Incandescent Camaraderie by Nightshade Shrub reviews
The bright friendship between Ukitake and Kyouraku will always be that big wonder to everyone else, no matter how many words tried to explain it [75 themes from my dear friend, Eriea].
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2007 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
What Cannot Be Explained by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
There are many that wonder why these two are such good friends. 30 themes about the weird but wonderful friendship of Ukitake and Shunsui.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Rewrite by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Free Characters of Fullmetal Alchemist,' announced Edward dramatically, 'I have seen the future, and it is bleak.' The Ultimate Horror...a lousy Ending...demands the Ultimate Sacrifice to change it. Crack, Silliness, and much breakage of the Fourth Wall
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Overtones by jwg676 reviews
Matsumoto, Ukitake and innocent comments taken out of context
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - R. Matsumoto, J. Ukitake - Complete
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
The Courtship of Kurosaki Karin, Espada Style by Bjorn reviews
What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Grimmjow J., Karin K. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Run Ichigo Run by Franchise reviews
Hollows. Shinigami. Bounts. Arrcaners. Ichigo has fought against them all. But now he must face his greatest challenge ever. Love struck girls?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Surprise by kamitori reviews
Ulquiorra and misfortune seems to be a match whenever it involves Orihime and Szayel. Then again, it was his, as the trash called it, his birthday. Maybe he shouldn't have gone back to Las Noches after all. Ulquiorra, Orihime, Szayel, Food, Traps, Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Puppies! by Greenzaku reviews
Komamura has a strange litter of puppies. Their names are Shuuhei,Izuru,Hinamori and Iba.Total crack, and very fluffy. Literally.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2007 - S. Komamura, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Pushing Buttons by 1 DeathGoddess reviews
Lists of ways to annoy your favorite Death Note characters to the point of insanity. With L, Raito, Mello, Mikami, Matt, Misa, Near, Takada, the Shinigami, Investigation team and finally, the SPK!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Silent Requiem by GhostGlider reviews
He became a worldfamous detective. They all wanted to know why. This boy: was it his name, his father, his other letter, a scar? More than a tale of this man's life, it's the story of how he was MADE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,734 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - L, Watari
Along Came a by tao-fetish reviews
The spider picked the wrong chocolate bar to crawl onto...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Voice of Reason by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
What I imagine would be a typical captains meeting. Set before the soul society arc, and no spoilers unless you didn't know that Ukitake is ill, but I think we're all past that point. Please read, make my day! XD
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Brotherhood by wizqevelyn reviews
When Edward becomes ill on his birthday, the men at Eastern Command take it upon themselves to save the day! ONESHOT. Family!Military fluff! Takes place a year before series time arc. Please review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Friend or Foe by Spotofpaint reviews
Light and L struggle with their desire to defeat the other, but also at the same time long to be friends. Their conflicted emotions make for a complicated storyline and sometimes can inspire both humor and drama. Contains very mild romance.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,054 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Shattered by CaptainKase reviews
For a moment, the two images had meshed with one another, and Alphonse was his child and his child was Alphonse, and wasn’t that the way it had always been anyway?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,141 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Onigiri Conspiracy by Black Lightning Bulb reviews
Based off the conversation between Ikkaku and Yumichika in episode 116 about the onigiri wrapping. No spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Chef Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
Oneshot. Winry has gotten a new spice and has no clue what to do with it. Even Al isn't sure of how to use the spice until Ed reveals a few tricks up his sleeves. Where on earth did he learn to do that?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
And of Fear by schweinsty reviews
Ukitake contemplates the fear of death. Gen drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2007 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Fool's Love by ksuzu reviews
Courtship is defined by the biology text as a type of behavior in which an animal sends out stimuli such as sounds, visual displays, or chemicals in order to attract a member of the opposite sex. So, is it really all about the bathroom? HowlSophie
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
When Root Canals Go Wrong by Reverberating Winds reviews
Crack. Cakes and candy can add up to a nasty surprise in your teeth over time. Which of the Espada is the lucky one to have a root canal? Too bad Las Noches has no anesthesia!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Real Reason Why Light Kills People by Meicdon13 reviews
[ONESHOT] Everyone thinks that Kira only kills criminals to turn the world into a beautiful utopia. But what if that's only what Light WANTS them to believe?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Recorded Confession by Kid9535 reviews
L gets a confession. Some may have heard of this idea before if you watched the Fairly Odd Parents. Did I mention this was my first DN fic? Ack.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/25/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sleep by SlytherinCrowned reviews
A short oneshot about the sleep schedule L and Light work by. He's only thinking these thoughts due to lack of sleep...not enough oxygen to the brain...right?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/21/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
He Who Is Without Sin by emptyword reviews
[Oneshot] Raito seeks a second opinion on his concept of justice, and who better than the detective chained to him? But Ryuuzaki does not cooperate.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Council of Pippin by Earendilion reviews
What would have happened if Elrond was late for his own council? Something disastrous, no doubt. Nominated for 2007 MC Awards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Pointless by Tobu Ishi reviews
Half of Mustang's staff is in the infirmary. Mustang is aggrieved. Ed and Al investigate, but not everything is what it seems...or else Edward is just not as observant as he'd like to think. Also, needles. Lots of needles. Gen, humor, AlPOV
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Alphonse E. - Complete
The Hidden Addiction by Reverberating Winds reviews
Crack. Ukitake's chocolate is gone. But where? Without his midmorning sugar fix, will he survive? The chocolate rests in the hands, or stomach, of an unlikely person...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - J. Ukitake, K. Zaraki - Complete
L: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own L unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genius, freakishlooking insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2007 - L - Complete
Fortitude by Dread Pirate Rinja reviews
Ukitake learns a valuable lesson about his younger fellow Shirou–chan. Ukitake and Hitsugaya - a friendship fic, of sorts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Soda Bombs, LayZBoys and Grease Fires by ajremix reviews
Spoilers up to chapter 195. Ichigo and the house guests from hell. Literally and metaphorically. Rated for massive pottymouthing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Holidays By Bakura by Hikari of the Moon reviews
Bakura teachs Marik and friends about holidays and some major events in the year. That wouldn't be a problem if Bakura wasn't the one teaching them...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,430 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Yami Bakura - Complete
Integrity and Cake by Serria reviews
Eleven year old Light Yagami runs into a peculiar stranger on a rainy day. With this person he has the most honest conversation about justice and Kira that he'll ever have, years before he ever found the Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Necessity of Life by Whynter reviews
[Spoilers up to Chapter 262][Oneshot. AU.] Ulquiorra's orders had been simple enough: Take care of the human, do not let her escape. But it seemed that keeping Inoue Orihime alive demanded something more than mere words and straightforward execution.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
There Goes Logic by riyaaanu reviews
L loves logic. But what happens when it came flying out of the window?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
31 Moments From The Gotei 13 At The Hot Springs by incandescens reviews
31 drabbles based on a set of prompts. The Gotei 13 at the hot springs.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Reunited by TurquoisePanda reviews
[COMPLETE] Years after the pharaoh left, Yugi and co. are just returning from college! With a twist of fate Yugi and Atem must work together once again. Rated for mild swearing
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,222 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Ultimate cliche catalogue by Catch 23 reviews
SICK of cliched and repetitive stories? APPALLED by bad spelling and grammar? LOVE random capitalisation? Then this, my friend, is the story for you. Now with EXTRA sarcasm.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Excercise is Good by riyaaanu reviews
L is bored. So, inevitably, Raito pays the price.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
A Brief History of the Bounto by Gliblord reviews
If you missed the filler, fear not: this handy document shall sate your inexplicable thirst to know all about the Bounto and their increasingly nonsensical storyline!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The Baker by 1 DeathGoddess reviews
Who makes all that food that L eats? And what happens when they go over the edge? I've always wondered. OC and Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
News by ZaKai reviews
After returning from a failed assignment, Ed gets some good news and some bad news from Colonel Mustang. [oneshot, nonyaoi, humor]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sparring match by jwg676 reviews
After witnessing Shunsui and Jyuushirou hang Mayuri out to dry, Byakuya wants his turn
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Voodoo DOOM! by Ayumi Elric reviews
Mysterious box of voodoo dolls. And none other then Roy Mustang gets it first. Sheer madness as Roy discovers the power of making people do ANYTHING HE DAMN WANTS!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007
Cue The Heroic Rescue by incandescens reviews
A "rescue Orihime" piece which is probably not what will happen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Traitor by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Kira is a paranoid basketcase.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - I. Kira, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dangerous enemies by jwg676 reviews
Why one simply does not mess with Shunsui and Jyuushirou
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
When Ls Can Cheerlead by Siete Meichan reviews
One morning, while trying to find information on Yotsuba, and listening to Misa Misa try to cheerlead, L gets annoyed and shows the investigation team how well he can cheerlead. Crack! Parody! AU!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Raito Learns the Hard Way: Don't Sleep on the Job by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito drifts of into REM sleep one fine day while he should be catching Kira. He is rudely awoken by L and Misa... Fighting? Crack. Oneshot. Second result of sheer boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Toothache? by Yukirei reviews
Light wonders about L's dental health. [Spoilers up to volume 5]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fit for a Prince by ValorWithoutRenown reviews
Legolas finds himself testing the limits of his dignity in an effort to win the approval of the adorable daughter of Sam.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Are You my Uncle? by Elfpen reviews
When Eldarion Elassarion, the young, energectic prince of Gondor becomes hopelessly confused about his complex bloodline, he goes to his 'uncle' Legolas for an explaination. Oneshot vignette. R&R please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Eldarion, Legolas - Complete
Fairy Tales by YondyB reviews
Gaara is sitting on a roof watching the cast of Naruto scream lines from fairy tales. What the hell is going on here! Random.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Leftovers by Saulie reviews
The Ninth Doctor, now something of an anachronism, has a brief conversation with V of V for Vendetta. ...yes, that's right. Hell if I know where this came from.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
13 Crayons by Phoenyxx reviews
[One shot] Yachiru has 13 crayons, each of a different colour, and with these 13 crayons, she'll use them on the 10 portraits...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Drag by YondyB reviews
Two unrelated drabbles merely as an excuse to write L and Raito dragging each other around my their handcuffs. . . . No, I don't get it either.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2006
Starbucks by Grimm-for-Life reviews
This is a one shot scene in which a cranky Light finds himself outsmarted by L over a steamy beverage
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
FR Presents! Horrible Crack FMA Crossovers! by Fushigi Rockna reviews
A series of intentionally god awful FMA!Crack crossovers. Making fun of every crossover idea I can. Current Crossover!: Harry Potter! Read and bust a gut laughing! and review while you're at it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2006
Friends In a Bucket by rockpaperscissor reviews
“I don’t want my heart to get bigger. It’ll explode.”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Tea Parties by YondyB reviews
Raito knows L is a little weird, but this is just pure LUNACY. crack. not to be taken seriously. have a nice day.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
Picture of Health by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Some days it ain't so bad, this business of talking to things as don't keep their brains where he can see them.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Mal - Complete
Overprotective, Overreacted by doryishness reviews
The third rule is never, ever, hit Yachrui. Apparently, this guy had never heard of it. And when Zaraki finds out... rated T for a few swear words, and a slight violent nature. Oneshot. General fluff if you think of it that way.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Set Apart by peroxidepest17 reviews
What sets the eleventh division apart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Iba T. - Complete
Colonel Mustang’s Observations of a Shrimp by and yet i walk upon it reviews
Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
This Much by MilesTailsPrower-007 reviews
Alphonse misses Mother sometimes in subtle ways, and Ed finds his own subtlety in responding to it. No OCs or pairings. Brotherly love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Gin's Smile Explained by AngelUriel reviews
Yachiru wonders why Gin smiles so much. What is the 11th division's conclusion? Rated a little for language. Some OOC from Kenpachi...a little more thoughtful than usual. Gotta love 11th division.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Dear Ed by That Anime Girl reviews
Letters to Edward Elric of Fullmetal Alchemist! Featuring some Xovers, reader entries, and the ever increasing Brianna Sherman problem. Now with 80 percent more updates! Come join the fun!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,562 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004
The First Time by ZaKai reviews
It's Ed's first time, and everyone in the office is there to celebrate. ::NonYaoi, one shot::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
A Piece of Silk by Phoenicia reviews
Friends and friendship are valuable things. A brief snippet in time with Ukitake Jyuushirou and Kyouraku Shunsui, taking place at any point before the Soul Society arc. Gen leaning shippy or shippy leaning gen, whichever you prefer.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2006 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Control by Uozumi reviews
He allowed himself one day a year to cry.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Pacman by YondyB reviews
L is playing with his foam Pacman toy, and Raito is finding it annoying. Bad summery. Pure crack. Will induce brain damage. You are warned.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Twenty Ways to Die by Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Lessons in Pride and Care by Aemilia Rose reviews
After the failed attempt to bring back his mother, Ed must find the strength to come to terms with himself, his pride, his fears, and his failures in order to heal. Will he accept help from those who care for him? Collection of OneShots
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Death Note compilation Humor by Scion-of-Thanatos reviews
Completed as of 02/2009. Light and co. make some odd discoveries in the world of Deathnote.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Cat Chat by Miss Woodford reviews
Postmovie complete oneshot. Alphonse talks to the cats, and they talk back to him! What are they saying? Shhhh...let's listen! Rated for semistriptease by Edward, nothing graphic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Sense by Samurai101 reviews
Alphonse speaks on the return of his lost senses, and the two that changed.::short drabbles::complete!::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Hard Definitions by NocturnalFerri reviews
Rukia asks Ichigo to help her understand the meaning of a word. Poor, poor innocent and very flustered Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Routine Rescue by Fiery Mango reviews
After an Orc attack Aragorn must rescue an injured Legolas... again... this is their basic conversation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A&A&A Boarding School by Laiqualaurelote reviews
45 characters from 7 different books or movies attend A&A&A Boarding School together. How will Legolas fare in chemistry, Achilles in sewing and Artemis Fowl in PE? Will they survive the week despite teachers, classroom enmity and the Phantom of the Opera
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,953 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Nothing Like Thugs Setting Up A Fellow Thug by Kuroaki reviews
In which Yumichika, Ikkaku, Renji, Hisagi and Iba discuss Kira's love life amongst other things. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2006 - I. Kira, Renji A. - Complete
Shadow Puppets by Empatheia reviews
[Zangetsu] What does Zangetsu get up to while Ichigo's not using him to bash merry hell out of the bad guys [and good guys]? Well, lots of stuff! Like singing!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Zangetsu - Complete
ornithophobia by sailorstarsun reviews
A single event in a child's life can affect them forever. [Byakuya, Ukitake, silliness]
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Aizen's Diary by incandescens reviews
Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
What I Do in Hueco Mundo by tOKYOsKApARADISEoRCHESTRA reviews
How exactly DOES Gin pass his time in Hueco Mundo? CH7: Byakuya! Why hav'ncha replied? And Renji, why are you reading your captain's letters without his permission? Where's that cable guy, anyway?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006
Truth by The Sh33p reviews
The Gotei 13 is an organization with a lot of secrets. These are only a few of them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Into the Frying Pan by Evergreene reviews
It is Aragorn's turn to cook for the fellowship, much to a certain elf's consternation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Roy's Favourite Things by Dailenna reviews
Roy appears to be doing work for once, but his reasons are revealed when Hawkeye momentarily leaves the office
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Along Came A Spider by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Estel pays a visit to Mirkwood, and there he finds that all is not normal. That, however, is not a bad thing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Addiction and Affliction by Tastywheat reviews
Light and Ryuuzaki match wits over a bowl of sugar. A slightly different take on Ryuuzaki's sugar habit. Oneshot, gen.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
A Not So Pleasant Night by Still Dreamer reviews
Light and L. Have to share a room. Problem is... who's gonna get the bed..and who's gonna get the coach? This will solved how? Find out! Hey I also really like reviews so...humor me?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
A Census Taker in the Sengoku Jidai by Amara Anon reviews
[oneshot] It was supposed to be an easy job. Travel to the Sengoku Jidai, meet all the Inuyasha characters, and find just one of them that was in a truly romantic relationship. He didn't know what he was getting himself into...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Coffee Break by The Sugarfaerie reviews
What exactly does happen when you close your copy of Lord of the Rings? Short and silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Kakashi and Bubbles by evilsockofghana reviews
Team 7 is tired of their sensei being late and decides to do something about it.Short and silly. Warnings: Slight language and a naughty reference
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
The Painter by AutumnOak reviews
Ryou Bakura is working on a project for art class, and the spirit of the ring is proving to be both a help and a hindrance.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2006 - R. Bakura - Complete
Screams of Shadows by Ferris Ulf reviews
What are you when you have no memories?Yami discovers Bakura remembers the past. How far is he willing to go to find out the truth, esp. when Bakura refuses to tell him anything? Is there a limit at all? Sequel is now out: BeyondTomorrow,BeforeToday
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,262 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
All happy families are alike by afrai reviews
Grimmjow and Rukia get married and have a baby. No, really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
FMA Know Your Stars by lallyzippo reviews
I know there's a lot of these Know your stars fics going around, but i need to get over some writers block...Completed cause I'm too lazy to do everyone. [contains retardedness]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
The Truth Will Hurt by AdInfinitum reviews
Why, exactly, do those fire moves never work? Sasuke finds out the hard way. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Death by Chocolate by Maedhros reviews
It all started with L's proposal to Raito, "… I hope you will at least consider it." [One Shot Chocolate Drabble]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Rum and Pandas by mellish reviews
L and Raito have tea over Kira and the case, and L remembers something which Raito forgot. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Chase! by Random Prophet reviews
Yachiru is bored, and she wants Kira to play with her. Unfortunately, Kira's busy...but will that stop her? Gen.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
To Save A Friend From Drowning by Sarah-K1 reviews
Legolas and Aragorn have a great many things in common, and drowning is about to be one of them. NOT SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Problems do arise by Mazmaraz reviews
Short and pointless. L contemplating why on earth he chained himself to Raito.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Passing Around by MonsterBrat reviews
[Gen] The week after Soul Society lost 3 captains, Kuchiki taichou got a bag of candy from one of his many wellwishers. This is the tale of that bag of candy.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Byakuya K. - Complete
It's Good to be Gangsta by ajremix reviews
Abarai Renji, Hisagi Shuuhei, Iba Tetsuzaemon, Madarame Ikkaku. Four thugs, twenty truths.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Place to Run by Empatheia reviews
[Miroku x Kagome, platonic] Sometimes, a volunteer punching bag can really make one feel better.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Kagome H., Miroku - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 836 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Perfectly Flawed by dolphingirl0113 reviews
[IYFG Winner Best Oneshot] Inuyasha began to feel the cruel stab of jealousy. How was he supposed to compete with a copy of himself? A better copy? Someone without all of his flaws? “Kagome…please don’t leave me…”
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,950 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 113 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Yami Imitations and Other Ways to Get Out of Class by Hikari of the Moon reviews
Ryou's zoned out in class and the teacher asks him a question. How can Ryou get out of answering it? Now with a second chapter!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - R. Bakura - Complete
The Expected Outcome by Calendar reviews
Occasionally on long missions, Team 7 gets to sleep indoors. Unfortunately for Team 7, they usually have to share a room.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Therapy for Shinigami by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Birthday Present for Ryuzaki by Yukirei reviews
No one knows when exactly Ryuzaki's birthday falls on, but that doesn't stop everyone from giving him birthday presents, out of innocent well wishes. Or otherwise. Contains spoilers for volume 5
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2005 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Happy Hunting by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Elrond - Complete
Lethally Hot by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
A killer virus stalks the earth. Its new target: Yugi Motou. It's a race against time to save Yugi and his other self, delving into ancient pasts, labyrinths, and Yugi's own body. But Ebola Domino is the most lethal virus in the world...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,769 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Complete
Things You Shouldn't Do by Rin Sessys Girl reviews
ONESHOT. This is just a thing to pass the time. Yugi's had a bad day, so what does he do to make up for it? Create a list of things not to do that's what!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Phantom Limb by A Guy Named Goo reviews
How can you feel things that aren't really there?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
When Unohana's Away by Kuu-sama reviews
Starring the seated members of the 11th division. Rating due to Yumichika harm, but no actual Yumichikas were hurt in the making of this fic. NOT a bashing fic. Bashing is mean.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005
Why Does It Do That? by Monna Sakura reviews
A very short, more than a little pointless and stupid conversation between Kakashi and Iruka. Beware, very twitchalicious.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2005
New Year Resolution by Yukirei reviews
It is the first day of the new year! The Yagami family make their new year resolutions over a delicious breakfast. Originally written in celebration of the arrival of the year 2005
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Light Y., Sayu Y.
Rishid, Where Do Babies Come From? Version 2! by fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V Obaa-chan reviews
(Reposting)The ancient scriptures have taught Malik about the Sennen Item's, the Pharaoh and his destiny...as for babies and other things...well, that's what Rishid is for! NEW STUFF ADDED! NIGHTLY RITUALS! (r-r)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004
Yami Yugi Moves Out! by Pachelbel reviews
Yugi and the gang are going away to college, and Yami decides it's time he goes out on his own as well. He won't even know what hit him....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,807 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Atem
Light at the End of the Tunnel by Qatari-Penguin reviews
Ryou thought it would be just another Underground ride, but Bakura wasn't so sure...in memory of those dead and wounded in the July 7, 2005 London bombings.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/9/2005 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Quality Time by speedo fannypacker reviews
When the man who killed your entire family shows up at your door happy as a clam...what's a guy to do? revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
Donuts by thehappystalkerball reviews
A certain incident causes L's suspicion of Raito to grow... Short, strange drabble.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Wish You Were Here by Her Sweetness reviews
All three of the hikaris are going on a weekend cruise. They've also arranged for Marik, Bakura and Yami to go on a camping trip as well, so they can bond. Will the yamis be able to survive the wild and each other? FINISHED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,658 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005
Mission: Drink Milk by Nadyell reviews
Saying he disliked milk was an understatement. Back in the hospital after yet another dangerous mission, his military colleagues, his brother and Winry make it their mission to make Ed drink milk. EdWinry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
In The Head of a Tomb Keeper by XxAxel-koixX reviews
We all know YuGiOh's Malik Ishtar, right? WRONG. We know the SANE Malik Ishtar. Yes folks, that is him being sane. So, what's he like when he's not on the show? Dun dun dun...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
In Malik's Pants by Dark Magician Girl Aeris reviews
The truth about what Malik keeps in those buldging pockets. Written on a sugar high, one shot, rated for safety as some parents might not appreciate some of the humor. But it's really very clean. For the most part. Wai!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
ABC's For Middle Earth by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Ever wonder what the ABC's are like for Middle Earth? Well here they are! This was written when we should have been listening to the sermon in church! Please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2005
The Letter by dave-d reviews
Nonsensical one shot. Naruto reads some stories at FanFiction.net and gets pissed off. He tries to write a letter to the site managers, but his friends get in on the business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
By a Friend's Hand by Niroveka reviews
First Place Winner for the Mellon Chronicles Jan. FF Contest. They are the best of friends, they will die for each other...but what will happen when they are cast into a unknown world, and are forced to live their worst nightmare? NONSLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Temporary Insanity by Joee1 reviews
While trapped in a wine cellar with Aragorn, Legolas notices some annoying details about his friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A White Mask by Csillan.Rose reviews
COMPLETE! What would have happened if Raoul had never existed? A retelling of The Phantom of the Opera...without Raoul. Note: this isn't a 'no plot' telling. There are many problems to overcome. Please read. EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,642 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
In a Field by Cloud-1-3-5 and Ame Emi Dai reviews
[Sequel to In A Room] Yugi, Yami, Ryou and Bakura go on a camping trip. As is prone to happening when these four are left to their own devices, issues soon arise - and that's before Malik gets there! Rating for infrequent cursing, discontinued
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi, R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Red Water by Lady Ava reviews
COMPLETE! Ed falls ill with a mysterious sickness. But, is there more to this bug than meets the eye? Angst...Ed torture. Slight EdxWinry. Chapter 8 and the Epilogue now up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Underling by Mikkeneko reviews
A typical exchange of insults between a Colonel and his undersized subordinate.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2005
How Seto Kaiba Canceled Christmas by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
A Christmassy fic about Kaiba! Yes, I know it's a bit late it was a gift for someone. XD Anyhow: Kaiba gets fed up with all the Christmas nonsense and decides it must be stopped, and he's just the powerful CEO to do it...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Past Times by Ministirth reviews
One cold snowy night Yami finds a small boy wandering around the streets. Yami finds out about Yugi's abusive father and must help the 7-year-old escape a life of misery. (FIN)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,018 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004
Gift Horse by Brynn McK reviews
It's fluff! It's angst! It's flangst! Set sometime not long after Objects in Space. Kaylee's birthday goes slightly better than Simon's, in that no one gets critically injured. SimonKaylee, and a tiny bit of MalInara. (Yeah, she stuck around.)
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2004
Why Leggy Doesn't Smile by Alaina reviews
Ever wonder why Legolas doesn't smile once throughout Lord of the Rings (FotR, NOT the extended version)? This is why. Reposted, with a higher rating. Please, if you still think it's too low, let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
Angels Fall First by Serah Villiers reviews
Yugi has fallen into depression, but can't really remember why. Everything is so hazy, but all he thinks is that no one cares. Can he be saved before it's too late?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,352 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Middle Earth World by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Summary: Theme Park giant develops an amusement park based on the world of LOTR. Out of work after the ROTK, the 9 Walkers take jobs playing themselves. How will they survive the most dreaded enemies they have ever faced…tourists? COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
Reversing Roles by Lady Joy Reborn reviews
Yami and Yugi have been switched somehow. Now Yugi has to be the spirit of the Puzzle and Yami has to be the teenager. Can they switch back? (Complete!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Complete
To Scale Model by Mikkeneko reviews
If you think I'm going to let you get away with you transmuting the walls into various chemical compositions just because you're suffering from a stupid fit of nerves, you've got another think coming!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2004
Orphan Yugi by YugiYamiforever reviews
Redone: A lonely terrified little boy who only wants someone to love him. A rich businessman looking only to get back into the public's good graces. What started out as temporary might just change their whole lives forever.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,802 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
An Innocent Web Search by Scrawling Maelstrom reviews
Kitty goes on a Google search for "phrenology", and discovers the humorous depths of 1900s medical ignorance. One-shot... and all the devices are REAL.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
Innocent Blood by keikoutou reviews
The gang are all vampire hunters. Yugi is the vampire. But is he more than just a bloodthirsty killer? Does he- a supposedly killer species- perhaps still hold some innocence? And who is after him? Will Yami and co. kill yugi for what he is, or help him w
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/17/2002
Yadonushi by Fate VII reviews
Seven hosts. Seven stories. Bakura has both and is willing to share with Ryou, especially when these stories might explain why Ryou is faced with the prospect of having but one hour left to live... [finished]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 7/23/2003
The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/5/2004
10 Fanfics You've Never Read Before by greenlikethesky reviews
Sick of same old, same old fanfic? Well here's the answer, amigos! 10 fanfics I can guarantee you've never seen before!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
This is a Recording by Star-of-Chaos reviews
Even the Acolytes need an answering machine.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aragorn's Average Adventure by Erestor reviews
A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Shadow Play by fierce-vanity reviews
Losing control is a problem; and it may cost Yami his life. Rated PG-13 for blood, gore, and murders. Original characters. R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/29/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003
Murphy's Law for Elves by arabiasil reviews
Murphy's Law isn't just for humans anymore. A little sage advice for our elven friends, especially a certain elf lord and a golden haired archer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Elrond, Legolas
See Me Now? by Evil-Rubber Duck reviews
Yuugi isn’t noticed by anyone, and Yami has left him for his friends. What will happen when the Yuugi swallows his fear and signs up for the Talent Show? Songfic! A Perfect Circle: 3 Libras
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Complete
History of Magic by Lizeth reviews
Harry Potter xover. Dumbledore decides it's time for a change, hiring a new... History of Magic prof! A History of Magic prof with tricoloured hair, violet eyes and an unusual affinity for black leather.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,426 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
Magic Pills by Sweet Omega reviews
might up the rating Yugi's caught talking to Yami during class and his teacher, think Yugi's lost it, sends him down to the counselor. Things turn out much worse that they sould have...chapter 13 up!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 4/21/2003
Yami Python and the Millennium Fuzzypen of Doom by NerdAnel the Wise reviews
Yu-Gi-Oh Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody, PG for mild language and (very very fake) blood. First fic, please review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 11/14/2003
Somewhere I Belong by Cross Eyed Freak reviews
Yugi feels overshadowed by his Yami, and thinks there’s no point in living. Songfic! R&R plz! Chap. 3 up: Kinda tearjerkery.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003
A Spring Fair in Minas Tirith by Regina L reviews
Even the unlikeliest person at Minas Tirith's spring fair has a story to tell . . . a companion piece to Snowdrops & Bluebells.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Yami: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lizeth reviews
Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of a YAMI. Want to ensure top performace? Running into troubles? Have questions? Check out this handy dandy manual (you won't be dissapointed).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003
Snow by Sethica reviews
Yami no Yuugi wonders why Yuugi stares at the snow so much.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2003
Domino High Shooting by Pharaohess reviews
REUPLOADED FINISHED One day at Domino High, a group of seniors starts shooting up the school. The Gang escape, only to find all of them might not make it out alive...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Complete
The Talent Show by Shadow's Mirror reviews
Yugi and Ryou are participating in their school's Talent Show. Yami and Bakura aren't exactly happy about it. But their lights have a little surprise planned for them! (complete)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Dudley's Spell by stellamaru reviews
What you need is a love spell." Dudley's got a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Yami HIC gets HIC the HIC Hiccups by Chiwizard reviews
One day Yami wakes up and he has hiccups. What will he do to get rid of them? Am aware summery stinks, fic itself is funny as heck Rating upped for safety. Done!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Yami Yūgi - Complete
Snowdrops and Bluebells by Regina L reviews
Eowyn's growing friendship with Merry in the Houses of Healing begins to unthaw other feelings in her heart as well. A detailing of the Eowyn & Faramir courtship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,275 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Eowyn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
In A Room by Cloud-1-3-5 and Ame Emi Dai reviews
Yugi, Yami, Ryou and Bakura are trapped in a room for the night... and Bakura ain't happy about it! Completed, non-yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi, R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Pale Scars by Kaiyo No Hime reviews
Yami has been cutting himself, little does he know how harmuful it has actually been... character death
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete