Dysfunctional Death Angel
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Joined 02-27-11, id: 2768853, Profile Updated: 05-31-11
Author has written 3 stories for Pandora Hearts, and Vocaloid.

Hello there people of the internet! You've found me (weather you wanted to or not, hehe). I have been writing for maybe a year or two, it keeps me from doing other things. Hopefullly, you enjoyed my stories; though I guess Alice's NotSoSecret Diary is the only one that's 100% mine. Oh well, I'm still proud of eerything I've written, even if you think it sucks. Anyway, about me:

~Age: 13

~Name: Alice (I forget some times, lolz)

~E-mail: shinigami.queen.13@gmail.com

~Friends: macchi-chan, KYUUxKYUU, anyone else that wants to be (I don't have a lot of these...)

~I don't nessarly (yea yea, its spelled wrong I know) believe in love, but I'm pretty good at writing about it

~I feel like I'm forgetting something...

Rule Bender is going very well and I'm very happy with the responce it's gotten, thank you to all who support it.

I didn't lie about the cross-overs, I have my hands full right now. They're comming, I swear.

My rants at the beggings of my stories are my way of venting because I have no friends, so its all true and crap, so you can just like totally disreguard it.

More to come...

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like vocaloids copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I only do this every two minutes)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (Some guy died on screen and I couldn't stop...).

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (whoot for scaring people in math class with that one). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love fire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, copy and paste this into your profile (Wouldn't be me if I did).

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! (My favorite song!).

Copy and paste this if you represent anyone of these Vocaloid character.

I am a Miku- The type of girl that has a new boyfriend every second and trys to take up the spotlight.

I am a Rin- Violent and jealous and pull other people into my problem. Who also hates a certain teal-haired girl (I always make her the "villian")

I am a Len- The smart, sane one. Who is also pulled into a problem by a certain vocaloid.

I am a Meiko- Who loves beer, beating up a certian blue-haired ice cream freak, and loves beer.

I am a Kaito- Loves ice cream like there is no tomorrow and always gets abused for one reason or another (Stupid ex-boyfriends)

I am a Gakupo- A pervert who likes eggplant and gets beaten down by a certain tuna-lover.

I am a Luka-A woman with a huge bust, loves fish and beats down a certain pervert.

I am a Gumi- A person who is unliked because she looks like a certain someone (People just tend to hate me because I'm ugly, lol).

I am a Teto- Loud, chidish and hyper-active. (I get parts in plays for being childish, isn't that pathetic?).

I am a Haku- A person that whines about how horrible her life is and drinks sake

I am a Neru- Violent and tsundere person. Who loves to text 24/7. (I get yelled at for this in school).

I am a Dell- a workholic that gets easily pissed off and loves to smoke.

I am a Rui- Lady-like at first galance...but a raging yandere-manic when someone goes near her man

I am a Rei- Smart, but gets angry when someone goes near his woman.

I am a Tako Luka- something werid and freaky. So freaky that nobody would want to go near it...but at the same time has cute moments.

I am a Miki- A person who loves cherrys and has the almost same voice as gumi.

I am a Yuki- Cute!

I am a Sweet Ann- A person with sicthing across her/his neck, who loves fried chicken and dose not know how to speak japanese.

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Gilbert Nightray's Journal reviews
Gilbert writes in a secret journal. He rants about Alice quite a bit, maybe he's not as cool as everyone thinks? Based off of what ever happens in my friend and mine lives.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Gilbert/Raven, Alice
Rule Bender reviews
So KYUUxKYUU was nice enough to let me adopt Rule Bender from her so that it can be carried on. 'Cause let's face it, the story is too epic to let it die. So here it is, a bit later than I said it would be but oh well. More to come as well. Rin and Len.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Len K., Rin K.
Alice's NotSoSecret Diary reviews
Alice the Bloody Black Rabbit, writes in a "secret" diary and doesn't care who knows. Read up on her adventures as she rants about Sharon, Oz, Gilbert and Break. Slightly Brelice...if you squint...because I love him so much. So there. T cause I said so.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Alice, Gilbert/Raven
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